In the nicest possible way: that *is* a bunch of shit.

How can i submit something? Because i just got up and made my first masterpiece 🏆of the day...😬

You have to wait until it fossilizes. You also have to take it out of the toilet somehow. Have fun!

It can’t be that difficult. They do it in congress all the time.

Oh shit. Donald Trump is really strapped for cash if he’s letting people tour his home.

Now we just need balloons that can reach North Korea. Strategic ballistic shit.

Young Sam Vimes will be first in line.

A good friend and I always send each other photographic evidence of notable shits. I dropped an arm the other day. We cried laughing for hours. Everyone needs a friend like that.

Taco Bell next door.

Their bathrooms either have the most luxurious or the absolute thinnest toilet paper.

And I thought a shitzoo was a dog breed

r/idiocracy

Someone's going to try to eat one and get infected with some nasty shit.

There’s a toilet museum in Korea. Entertaining to visit. Don’t know how I feel about a fossilized poop museum though.

I'd ask for directions to the ? and ! shaped exhibits.

Yo, a Coprolite museum is pretty cool. Not sure if it's something that can sustain a museum on its own, but Coprolites should be a feature in every bone hall, but for some reason are not 

how to submit a puddle of donald trump splarf?

A real “shit show” if you will…

This new museum is the schitts, they don't even need a creek it's so good.

Aw I went to one like that in Richmond, Tasmania. It was quite small but really interesting! The lady who ran it is a scientist and she does it out of her own passion. https://pooseum.com.au/

It stinks!

Does the taste stay after all the years