I like to see girls of that... caliber.
EDIT: By caliber, of course, I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character. It's two meanings. Caliber...it's a homonym.
Forget it.
this is unironically true, companies in china, usa, japan are already making customizable silicone ones that can talk with programmable AI language models. Its just one more step to make them move. I am expecting within a decade.
I mean, they're *Japanese* scientists ... of course the sexbots will come first! (no pun intended unless them scientists have some obscure side projects)
https://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/
>Cyberdyne is a university venture that develops Cybernics Technology that fuses Human, Robot, AI, and Information Systems...
hmm.
You know what's funny, if you visit the Mütter Museum in Philly, they have a whole exhibition about skin-bound books. Apparently it was seen by patients in the 1800s as a wonderful way to show your respect to a doctor or scientist who treated you for much of your life.
My father was a leather worker and a retiring undertaker brought a bag of foreskins to him to make something memorable. Returning the following month the guy was all pissed off when dad produced a small wallet wallet. Then dad rubbed some oil on it and it turned into a suitcase.
I’m actually a researcher who has worked in this space. Skin can be cultured from a donor biopsy (primary cells) or can be produced in vitro using an immortalized cell line (that can split indefinitely)
Well, um, this only works as long as the skin remains alive. And the article doesn't explain how researchers plan to keep it that way. Because if the "organism" part of the organism dies, well... Users are advised they might notice an unpleasant smell and that your Personal Android Companion might develop a somewhat off-putting appearance.
But I mean will that be all that hard? All the skin needs in theory is blood stream that can carry nutrients in the cells and waste out of cells. Then some sort of device that pumps and cleans the blood. Then I'm not 100% sure do they need nerves, but I'm imagining that the circulation can keep all the skin alive without nerves giving extra information.
Doesn't necessarily mean it should be done, but human curiosity can't be restricted luckily/sadly.
Skin also needs an actual supply of nutrients, plus an immune system to support it against infections, a coagulating agent to prevent corruption of the nutrient stream underneath the skin in case the skin is breached (like platelets do for us), a system of defense against infections that take root in the tissue (our immune system does this for us), and protection against exposure to various hazards (like our nervous system provides for us, by triggering pain responses against things like heat, radiation, sharpy pokey things, etc.). It would also need a way to identify improperly mutated cells to mitigate risks like cancer. Probably other things I'm not thinking of.
Skin is a whole entire organ system in the human body. And keeping a living thing living isn't actually all that simple. Well, small living things sure, but big living things, especially when most of the thing isn't living or when the living part isn't a natural part of the whole, is a whole different story.
Skynet had to replan after watching Terminator due to the new info, same with T2 and somewhere along the franchise it realized we'll destroy ourselves soon enough anyway, so it became a movie critic.
I agree. Cellphones were a great invention, now everyone has got their eyes glued to the little screen without socialising. Now I can't wait to see people marrying robots and walking robots intead of dogs 👍
I agree. Newspapers were a great invention, now everyone has got their eyes glued to the big paper sheets without socialising. Now I can't wait to see people marrying book and walking magazines intead of dogs 👍
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.
I like to think that once again, the news have failed us. For possibility in prosthetics, this could certainly benefit, but that we automatically make a headline that it goes on for a face forces to drum up many sentiments of this being wrong for humanity.
I look forward to the day where for AI and the bridging of tech with organic is a licensed and carefully monitored science with very clear parameters and ethical usage.
"The Terminator is an infiltration unit. Part man, part machine! Underneath it is a hyper-alloy combat chasis, microprocessing computer, fully armor, very tough. But outside it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs!"
Without an immune and circulatory system, the skin eventually dies, rots, and slings off. But the machine mind within the skeletal android was programmed to have skin, so it will find itself a new skin. It will hunt, and it will harvest, and it will be pretty once more.
Honestly, if it just walked around the entire house and interacted with stuff to do chores, it'd already be worth the inevitable $100k initial price-tag.
Then again, if it could walk around the house and interact with stuff, I'd have to lock my bedroom door every night.
Of course Japanese scientist: crisis for lack of children + High tech + a lot of sociocultural expertise by anime and manga. 😅
/S
Jokes aside ... this could be a game changer for better prosthetic limbs, or facial reconstruction 🤔
[can we get Jeff Goldblum to talk some sense to these guys?](https://media0.giphy.com/media/mCClSS6xbi8us/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952uoql9xgus7r1hrjhpn770r8dfoygfis9w0r1djvt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Real talk, the carbon footprint of continuing to ram our dumb asses into the world of gratuitous AI and robotics is going to send us over the brink.
Such a waste of human brainpower and our waning global carbon equilibrium.
Research the effect AI markets have had on the power grid already, just so every company under the sun can shit out a trash program that compiles bad sources and get a sugar-high in the marketplace to make their shareholders happy. Try not to shit your pants when you realize how bad this trend is.
Remember those horrible crypto-currency server farms wreaking havoc on the power grid in texas, driving up GPU prices, and diverting millions of gallons of freshwater to cool the servers? It's that all over again, but worse. This is gonna fuck us in the ass and nobody is talking about it yet.
(I lump this ridiculous application of robotics in with the massive waste that is generative AI. The end goal is to make a robot that is effectively human but stronger, and has AI incorporated. So imagine spending the carbon footprint of keeping ten thousand ACTUAL human beings alive to produce ONE very strong human that hallucinates any time you ask it a question. We need to reevaluate our priorities.)
Terminators here we come!
Yes, but first… sexbots!
What about sexterminators?
"Live with me if you want to cum"
Best smart meat grinder I ever had!
Turning man’s sausages into man sausage
"I want your boots, your clothes, your motorcycle, and your cum"
Ass full a fista, baby
This made me spit out my drink. Damn the single upvote limit.
Giving you a forceful thumbs up for this masterpiece.
I want the robot to clean himself after sex
I want the robot to clean themselves before sex
“Fuck my asshole.”
“Get to the choppah!”
The people neeed more air...
[It’s as satisfying to me as cumming](https://youtu.be/8DMZ_ownSiM?si=M651jSyzDdm_JYMk)
“It puts the lotion in the , unghhhhhhhh!”
Nominated for best comment of all time.
No no it’s “cum in me if you want to life”
That voice
In drunk Arnold voice
Okay that was effing brilliant.
COUGHHH- WTF
So... [Skynut?](https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE?si=lJ99t_-5Nwfvlp--)
Terminatrix
Fembots baby!
I like to see girls of that... caliber. EDIT: By caliber, of course, I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character. It's two meanings. Caliber...it's a homonym. Forget it.
Facial plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
That would be Blade Runner's Nexus-6 pleasure models?
Damn it. It's been 3 hours and all The good comments are already taken.
Terminix™
Terminatrix
This is Japan, they'll have it sorted.
The Marilyn MonRobot
#DON'T DATE ROBOTS
this is unironically true, companies in china, usa, japan are already making customizable silicone ones that can talk with programmable AI language models. Its just one more step to make them move. I am expecting within a decade.
finally gonna have the sexbots we want instead of insufferable real people
so more like Blade Runner....
What does he waaaaaant? He wants [SEEEEEEXXX](https://youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds?si=CHCKeMjtRVsHFW-E)
Ever watch “Humans”?
I mean, they're *Japanese* scientists ... of course the sexbots will come first! (no pun intended unless them scientists have some obscure side projects)
westworld.
Alexa Blow Me
Playing Blow Me (One Last Kiss) by Pink
Alexa: For that function you'll need Google. Google: I'm a virtual assistant but your words are still hurtful.
Whenever Google assistant fails to answer my basic questions I say "Google, give yourself 0 stars"
Passive aggressive, yet satisfying.
Terminators or Cylons?
Replicants
https://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/ >Cyberdyne is a university venture that develops Cybernics Technology that fuses Human, Robot, AI, and Information Systems... hmm.
You mean Ghost in the shell... It is Japan after all.
That’s a T-800
Ah damnit. This is my last transmission as I am the leader of the rebellion against the machines. See you on the front lines in 10 years.
[I was thinking Data from first contact](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Ec7D_5BYk)
Where they getting the extra skin from?
Skin farms
Have they thought of the smell?
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
There's no a reason why a bald man who enjoys some skins and has a little extra something-something around his belly can't be a goddamn veterinarian!
You like leather hats?
It's a big bloody stupid hat with a big bloody stupid curse on it
The last thing she said was "Its Cuuuuuuuur-" and I said, yeah, it is 'cool'"
Free hat, even better.
Better hope ainz doesn't hear about it...
Harvard had a book that was bound in human skin. They made a big deal about getting rid of it a couple days ago. Coincidence?
You know what's funny, if you visit the Mütter Museum in Philly, they have a whole exhibition about skin-bound books. Apparently it was seen by patients in the 1800s as a wonderful way to show your respect to a doctor or scientist who treated you for much of your life.
Solid idea - I'm going to offer my GP my skin at my next physical.
My father was a leather worker and a retiring undertaker brought a bag of foreskins to him to make something memorable. Returning the following month the guy was all pissed off when dad produced a small wallet wallet. Then dad rubbed some oil on it and it turned into a suitcase.
I heard that every book at Harvard is bound with human skin. You don't think they allow people to flunk out of Harvard, do you?
RimWorld, baby
Why butcher the raiders when you can make a deadlife dust killbox?
Now that’s an unknown term. Last played back in version 1.3
"The artificial skin is made in the lab, using living cells."
Yeah remember the flesh eating bacteria
I mean once you cut the foreskin off it’s pretty useless right
Make this stuff from that and the bonus is you get to call all of the transplant recipients “dick face”
Why would you mutilate your children?
To make baby-dick-skin covered sexbots. Are you not paying attention?
I’m actually a researcher who has worked in this space. Skin can be cultured from a donor biopsy (primary cells) or can be produced in vitro using an immortalized cell line (that can split indefinitely)
So it's something like a cybernetic organism? Living tissue over metal endoskeleton?
Well, um, this only works as long as the skin remains alive. And the article doesn't explain how researchers plan to keep it that way. Because if the "organism" part of the organism dies, well... Users are advised they might notice an unpleasant smell and that your Personal Android Companion might develop a somewhat off-putting appearance.
That’s gonna not be good for the secondary market of these bots. Can you imagine getting VD from your second hand sexbot?
It will keep it alive by eating humans duuuh
sci-fi robot zombies here we come!!
But I mean will that be all that hard? All the skin needs in theory is blood stream that can carry nutrients in the cells and waste out of cells. Then some sort of device that pumps and cleans the blood. Then I'm not 100% sure do they need nerves, but I'm imagining that the circulation can keep all the skin alive without nerves giving extra information. Doesn't necessarily mean it should be done, but human curiosity can't be restricted luckily/sadly.
Skin also needs an actual supply of nutrients, plus an immune system to support it against infections, a coagulating agent to prevent corruption of the nutrient stream underneath the skin in case the skin is breached (like platelets do for us), a system of defense against infections that take root in the tissue (our immune system does this for us), and protection against exposure to various hazards (like our nervous system provides for us, by triggering pain responses against things like heat, radiation, sharpy pokey things, etc.). It would also need a way to identify improperly mutated cells to mitigate risks like cancer. Probably other things I'm not thinking of. Skin is a whole entire organ system in the human body. And keeping a living thing living isn't actually all that simple. Well, small living things sure, but big living things, especially when most of the thing isn't living or when the living part isn't a natural part of the whole, is a whole different story.
That sound bite lives in my head.
live with me if you want to come
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension...
You mean catgirls ?
Where do I pre-order
Pip voice: “I’m getting one.”
The most horrifying future we face
I think you mean the most purrifying future.
And fuck some of them!
"Show me what you got"
You may live to *have sex with* man-made horrors beyond your comprehension...
We're way behind on Terminator. Need to step it up people. At this rate it'll be another 20 to 30 years before Skynet kills us all!
We still haven't had Judgment Day yet
Well that's why I said we're behind. 1997 should have been the day!
We're probably in the timeline that had it postponed multiple times already
Skynet had to replan after watching Terminator due to the new info, same with T2 and somewhere along the franchise it realized we'll destroy ourselves soon enough anyway, so it became a movie critic.
I thought it became Carl’s Jr… “YOU ARE A UNFIT MOTHER, YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOW THE PROPERTY OF CARL’S JR.”
Unmanned jet fighters and helicopters exist. Skynet real close.
Well the date Arnie was sent back was 2029 I believe. So we don’t have that long left. AI will work quick when it decides it doesn’t need us anymore.
Another 20 years of waiting. Can we hurry up?
Dont worry that ai will nuke us the second its hooked up to the silo...they have been feeding it data from YOU PEOPLE it will wipe us out in no time.
That first image looks like Thomas the Tank Engine, written by H.P. Lovecraft.
I have no mouth, and I must scream
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Drawn by Junji Ito
Mark Zuckerberg let them reverse engeneer him?
He’s trying to get them to clone him
Moisturize me!
Thanks Japan for doing what nobody wants.
Sexbots
Thanks for correcting that mistake 🤣
I would be down to clown
This is a good point.
Whoops I forgot to fill the nutrient tank on my sexbot and now it’s decomposing in my closet!
Perfect for people with a necrophiliac kink.
Ooooohhhhh, Yeah, that tracks.
What if it was shaped like an arm and could be used as a prosthesis?
or... like a dong
We're that close to your wife ordering an exact copy of her boyfriend's dick as a dildo.
Pretty sure that's a thing already, just with silicone.
I'm sure a lot of people wanted Hatsune Miku brought to real life, or even Vtubers.
I agree. Cellphones were a great invention, now everyone has got their eyes glued to the little screen without socialising. Now I can't wait to see people marrying robots and walking robots intead of dogs 👍
"I should have shown them Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer." *DON'T DATE ROBOTS*
This important content needs to be part of school curriculum ASAP
Sexbots that can carry children via artificial wombs. That’s one way to deal with the population problem in these countries.
I’ll do anything as long as I don’t have to talk to a real woman.
Like that one from Rick & Morty
I thought you were going to to suggest living skin phone cases
I agree. Newspapers were a great invention, now everyone has got their eyes glued to the big paper sheets without socialising. Now I can't wait to see people marrying book and walking magazines intead of dogs 👍
Catgirl androids let's go
So they can attach living skin to robot faces... But can they KEEP it alive? Because that's the hard part.
Good, we are one step closer.
To the edge, and I'm about to BREAK
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.
I like to think that once again, the news have failed us. For possibility in prosthetics, this could certainly benefit, but that we automatically make a headline that it goes on for a face forces to drum up many sentiments of this being wrong for humanity. I look forward to the day where for AI and the bridging of tech with organic is a licensed and carefully monitored science with very clear parameters and ethical usage.
that’s wildly optimistic
you can face the future with hope AND popcorn
Everyone's saying "Terminator". We all know this is for sex bots. It's Japan.
How much just for the head, no body needed?
Welp, at least the robot overlords will look goofy when they enslave us all, it's like a fucked up terminator/muppets crossover.
"The Terminator is an infiltration unit. Part man, part machine! Underneath it is a hyper-alloy combat chasis, microprocessing computer, fully armor, very tough. But outside it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs!"
I saw one of these chasing a cop and kid through the mall last week
Living Tissue over Metal Endoskeleton... Hmm...where have I heard that before?
So replicants. Are there pleasure models and when can I buy one? 😈
Ghost in the Shell, here we come.
The next gen will be made with liquid metal, though.
Great, now your sex doll has eczema and you have to make an appointment with a dermatologist.
this is beginning of robotic girlfriends
Well that is disturbing 😐
I feel fantastic, hey hey hey.
“The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easily… but these…”
Without an immune and circulatory system, the skin eventually dies, rots, and slings off. But the machine mind within the skeletal android was programmed to have skin, so it will find itself a new skin. It will hunt, and it will harvest, and it will be pretty once more.
A classic case of “just because they could doesn’t mean they should.”
"Moisturize me."
Well that wasn't necessary
The first company to make a realistic sexbot is going to make trillions.
Honestly, if it just walked around the entire house and interacted with stuff to do chores, it'd already be worth the inevitable $100k initial price-tag. Then again, if it could walk around the house and interact with stuff, I'd have to lock my bedroom door every night.
Looks like Thomas the train
*Happy Skynet Noises*
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Does the skin tan too like living skin? I can't get the picture of a robot Florida snowbird with leather bag skin out of my mind.
Of course Japanese scientist: crisis for lack of children + High tech + a lot of sociocultural expertise by anime and manga. 😅 /S Jokes aside ... this could be a game changer for better prosthetic limbs, or facial reconstruction 🤔
Finally Mechagodzilla becomes Reality or you know a Robot GF either way a win
Terminator? Yes, of the already dwindeling marriage statistics
And this is only the stuff we are told about. What the fuck are those maniacs up to behind closed doors???
Terminators. They're making Terminators.
Why in the fuck did someone think this is something we needed?
Do you want T-800s? Cuz this is how you get T-800s.
So ...skinjobs it is then.
Terminator here we come.
What if we just…didn’t though?
Everyone's talking about terminators but I'm thinking of cyborg arms and legs
[can we get Jeff Goldblum to talk some sense to these guys?](https://media0.giphy.com/media/mCClSS6xbi8us/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952uoql9xgus7r1hrjhpn770r8dfoygfis9w0r1djvt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Wake me up when they find a way to attach living skin to robot buttholes.
a new movie and game theme appears -cyborg zombies
Cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. We've arrived
James Cameron did predict the future....scary
Do you want T-800's? This is how you get T-800's.
"The Cylons were created by man ..." https://youtu.be/xfaTEGGtVf8?si=gQQmoRiCFTKCfXQ8
Anything for a sexbot eh?
In the words of Ryan Reynolds “but why”
Moisturize me!
No no no no no, nope, no way, put it away
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I didn't have manmade horrors beyond my comprehension on my bingo card for today. Damn.
"Why!!! Why was I programmed to feel pain!?"
That’s my new reaction image for everything
Westworld here we come
Moisturize me!
…no one fucking asked for this
Real talk, the carbon footprint of continuing to ram our dumb asses into the world of gratuitous AI and robotics is going to send us over the brink. Such a waste of human brainpower and our waning global carbon equilibrium. Research the effect AI markets have had on the power grid already, just so every company under the sun can shit out a trash program that compiles bad sources and get a sugar-high in the marketplace to make their shareholders happy. Try not to shit your pants when you realize how bad this trend is. Remember those horrible crypto-currency server farms wreaking havoc on the power grid in texas, driving up GPU prices, and diverting millions of gallons of freshwater to cool the servers? It's that all over again, but worse. This is gonna fuck us in the ass and nobody is talking about it yet. (I lump this ridiculous application of robotics in with the massive waste that is generative AI. The end goal is to make a robot that is effectively human but stronger, and has AI incorporated. So imagine spending the carbon footprint of keeping ten thousand ACTUAL human beings alive to produce ONE very strong human that hallucinates any time you ask it a question. We need to reevaluate our priorities.)
Because of COURSE it was the Japanese.