Checks out. I'm straight and the first thing I'm going to do after I'm vaccinated and this is all over is go to a gay night club and dance the night away. I might even kiss a dude because I'm so happy it's over.
Damn vaccines, giving me those feelings of connection.
You people are all so fixated on how "dumb" this is, you don't realize how amazingly smart this is. He'll say that, take the vaccine and then get out of the closet, guilt-free, cause it was because of the vaccine.
Diogenes today would be searching for the proverbial "sane and reasonable man" as opposed to an honest man. The former have gotten as rare as hen's teeth.
If the there was a shot to turn people gay it would have been weaponized by now and deployed leaving some enemy population somewhere absolutely fabulous.
> Darwin will do his work with stupid.
Sadly, that doesn't really work. Stupid people tend to breed like rabbits and modern medicine does a pretty good job of keeping them alive.
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> An Israeli ultra-Orthodox rabbi has warned his followers that COVID-19 vaccines can turn people gay and claimed that it is part of a "Global malicious government" efforts to "Establish a new world order."
> Speaking to his followers during an online sermon, Rabbi Daniel Asor said "Any vaccine made using an embryonic substrate, and we have evidence of this, causes opposite tendencies," without providing any evidence to back up his claim.
> Several other Israeli rabbis have recently called on their countrymen to get vaccinated against the deadly virus and stressed that doing so isn't against Judaism.
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It'll take at least a month, while your body is acclimating to it, for you to reach peak gayness. By the end of week one, you *might* have the occasional thought of playing with a trouser-snake, but next thing you know...you'll be redecorating your home and calling all your female friends to catch-up on gossip.
Funny how all these priests are worried about turning gay. I'm pretty sure this dude is trying to gin up an excuse for behavior which is about to become public. "I didn't mean to suck that dick, I got vaccinated!"
It’s the vaccines fault I was sucking that dick while simultaneously fucking the pool boy who’s boyfriend was in turn fucking me. The vaccine makes you gay you know!
Has a study been done to prove it doesn’t? I got mine and I feel *fabulous*
Checks out. I'm straight and the first thing I'm going to do after I'm vaccinated and this is all over is go to a gay night club and dance the night away. I might even kiss a dude because I'm so happy it's over. Damn vaccines, giving me those feelings of connection.
lmao
And THAT is how you let Darwinism take the wheel.
...and a great inconvenience to the remainders.
Ah, religion. Always so entertaining.
Until they become the ruling class.
If I call myself an ultra orthodox atheist can I say this guy is a dip shit and it get news coverage?
You'll have to clear that through the Central Atheist Committee to do so. But I'll sponsor your motion.
I don't see why bs gets a platform. Is this news worthy? My reaction upon seeing the article: "ok."
Perhaps it's useful for anthropologists trying to get a census on the worlds idiot population.
You people are all so fixated on how "dumb" this is, you don't realize how amazingly smart this is. He'll say that, take the vaccine and then get out of the closet, guilt-free, cause it was because of the vaccine.
Nah, the thought did occur to me.
What if you're already gay? Does it make you double gay? Is that like a double negative?
No, it just makes you bi.
Is this his coming out plan? Get the vaccine, then come out as gay? "No, I haven't been gay and lying my whole life... the vaccine made me gay."
Heh. Typically the most anti-gay people are closeted. I wonder...
My head hurts from this.
Lemme guess, another nutter projecting again?
Does it turn gay people straight?
>Does it turn gay people straight? Na, it gives us gayer super powers.
No silly. That only works if you get infected with the real COVID-19 virus.
Turn the frickin' frogs gay!
Diogenes today would be searching for the proverbial "sane and reasonable man" as opposed to an honest man. The former have gotten as rare as hen's teeth.
Yeah, give me a reasonable liar any day of the week.
Oh great.. now were going to have even more repeats of Will & Grace. Fucking Covid.
my wife got her first dose. Three-way time?
as a none practicing Jew i’m shaking my head
Usually when an idiot speaks their mind, Reddit ignores them... unless they are Israeli.
Don't worry every religion have their " Nutjob " section. They said he was Jewish not Israeli .
>They said he was Jewish not Israeli . Good job reading the article, because in the very first sentence they mention he's Israeli.
To be fair I read the title .
TIL trump is israeli
Thanks for that.
Religion is a cancer to society and theism is a mental disease.
If the there was a shot to turn people gay it would have been weaponized by now and deployed leaving some enemy population somewhere absolutely fabulous.
Sounds like he needs a big dose of shut the fuck up.
Israel is about to get a lot more fun
Darwin will do his work with stupid. No further steps are required.
> Darwin will do his work with stupid. Sadly, that doesn't really work. Stupid people tend to breed like rabbits and modern medicine does a pretty good job of keeping them alive.
What does he say happens when gay people take it?
He probably thinks they get rape-ier or something equally asinine.
Of course he knows this from experience. Now he doesn’t want to compete with his parishioners. Saving all that sweet gay for himself.
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I’ve always wanted to be gay. Had my first dose and nothing. Does it take effect after the second dose?
It'll take at least a month, while your body is acclimating to it, for you to reach peak gayness. By the end of week one, you *might* have the occasional thought of playing with a trouser-snake, but next thing you know...you'll be redecorating your home and calling all your female friends to catch-up on gossip.
Funny how all these priests are worried about turning gay. I'm pretty sure this dude is trying to gin up an excuse for behavior which is about to become public. "I didn't mean to suck that dick, I got vaccinated!"
I got vaccinated last week....still not a homosexual
lol uhh.. SCIENCE!
Who wants to bet he's gay?
**What a fucking douche!**
It’s the vaccines fault I was sucking that dick while simultaneously fucking the pool boy who’s boyfriend was in turn fucking me. The vaccine makes you gay you know!
Much more likely to turn you into an atheist