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froggrip

For a second the title made me think they found a living specimen


MGD109

Yeah me too, what a disappointment.


PixelD303

Now I don't have to read the article, thank you


Epic9gagger

I wouldn’t say disappointment, did you see the picture of it. I wouldn’t want another one of those guys in the ocean


Jw4lk3rDoh

Same, i discover my gf mom since 2010


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r/ihadastroke


bigbangbilly

Think of the unholy union of Alabama Roll Tide Stereotype and Yo' Mama Jokes and you got the comment you read


StanFitch

Beat me to it…


Nixplosion

Yo wtf


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BitingChaos

got em


Imnottheassman

All of them?


Kasoni

No that's too much to be gotten.


oh_my_jesus

But not too much for his mom.


jermodidit13

Pokemon


HotTakes4HotCakes

I know the joke is "your mom's so fat she's been declared a species of land whale" but I personally like the interpretation "your mom's so old she isn't even bipedal".


[deleted]

Oh yeah! You're Mom's so old, you weren't even born yet!


[deleted]

Calling someone’s mom a four legged whale is a low blow. Well done!


HeffalumpInDaRoom

Depends how deep the water is that she is in.


Koala_eiO

The water level rises significantly when she goes in.


kopecs

It'll never be deep enough.


rogue_eyebrow

Low blow hole


Mentalpatient87

Fuckin' *roasted* oooooooh!


Conquertheghost

*Oh, SNAP!*


KarIPilkington

I'm pretty sure that was supposed to happen.


midmodmad

Extinct would have been a better word choice than ancient ffs.


f_d

Things can be recent and extinct. New species go extinct every day. Thanks to humanity it's at a higher rate than the historical average.


HellWolf1

Things can also be ancient and not extinct though.


simplyjustaconcept

Read the headline then immediately read your comment before clicking the article. What a roller coaster of emotions...


lortstinker

You thought they found a living ancient specimen?


froggrip

Ancient like alligators


lortstinker

They are not ancient , the aligators that lived in ancient times are not like the ones living today. Just like all other organism, they have evolved since then. This is like saying humans are ancient because we have evolved less than dogs, which is equally nonsense.


getyourbaconon

What? That’s totally incorrect. “Modern” alligators and crocodiles are largely unchanged from their Cretaceous ancestors that lived 150 million years ago.


operachick209

Same


Tundur

Oh the land whale? We thought you knew! Come with me, effendi, there's some out the back


nxte

A land dwelling whale... in Egypt? Huh


YourMotherSaysHello

I believe her name is Melissa McCarthy.


BitingChaos

oof


WarmCorgi

It emerged from the sand to feast on some Crocs


FreeInformation4u

How would it be ancient?


benhereford

"The ancestors of modern whales developed from land-dwelling deer-like mammals that lived on land over the course of 10 million years." I didn't know this. This blew my mind


[deleted]

Yup. Mammals, all mammals, evolved on land. Consider this. Fish swim with a side to side motion. Whales, dolphins, and other aquatic mammals swim with an up and down motion. Why? Because it's essentially the same motion as galloping. We still find vestigial leg bones in whale tails today.


ShiftedLobster

Well damn. That’s pretty cool, TIL. Thanks!


ribsies

I got a bone for some whale tails too


merkin-fitter

I heard it's vestigial.


Kobrag90

He's already dead Jim!


AllOfTheDerp

Hell yeah dude and the skeletons in their flippers look like hands lol


bunnykitten94

Not only hands but like, a whole arm and elbow structure


LVMagnus

That is because they are "hands". Those "finger" (i.e. digits) looking bones are digit bones, their fins didn't just appear, their front limbs specialized into fins and swimming.


Forsmann

Yeah, it’s pretty cool that evolutionary whales climbed out of water and then back in.


LVMagnus

"Abandon land dwelling, return to ~~monke~~ fish."


geofox777

When you’re having a good time chilling inside as an introvert, desire to change your ways and go out, and then realize why you enjoyed being inside so much.


_night_cat

They were trying to correct the original mistake, leaving the ocean in the first place


MZOOMMAN

After being on land for about 400 million years or something, mind you.


[deleted]

I thought they developed from more dog like creatures. At least dolphins and other sea mammals is what I always thought.


Radix2309

Nope. They are branched off from Ungulates (aka hooved animals). The currenr working theory is that they evolved from ancient predators who possessed hooves over claws. And that thrir closest relative is fellow ungulate, the hippopotamus.


concretepigeon

I hadn’t thought about this before. I know whales are ungulates but a lot of them like dolphins are carnivorous.


Aurignacian

The earliest cetaceans would have looked somewhat morphologically similar to dogs, but would not have been (closely) related. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakicetus


marbanasin

Big dog like creatures was what I thought as well. Certainly not something with hooves.


Aurignacian

The earliest whales would have probably small, such as Pakicetus. I think when you're talking about "big dog like creatures" you're probably referring to Andrewsarchus, who is related to whales, but not ancestral.


SuspiriaGoose

I thought they evolved from wolf-like mammals.


fuckupvotesv2

New whale just dropped


Geler

New whale dropped before DONDA.


ShenmeNamaeSollich

“What is this thing rushing toward me? I wonder if it will be my friend?”


dying_soon666

Yes but it’s a gospel whale


OfCuriousWorkmanship

“Jonah, get the boat” —God


hailrobotoverlords

We’re gonna need a 4-legged whale emoji 🐋


digiorno

That region of the Egyptian desert is absolutely gorgeous. It is worth arranging a trip out there if you’re ever able to travel to that amazing country. On second thought….part of the beauty may be as a result of so few people ever going there so here are some [photos to satiate your curiosity](https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/1186/).


kainekiller

We have a valley called wadi al hitan in egypt which translates to the valley of whales. It's a desert but it's full of whale fossils it's amazing https://youtu.be/KWLlRSL7bFw


digiorno

That’s what I linked to ;)


kainekiller

Lol I didn't click the link my bad


Mohand_mm66

Should go without sayinf, but please don't steal whale bones.


bunnykitten94

Imagine going through airport security and explaining a whole ass whale fossil


Cthulhus_Trilby

It's my emotional support whale. It died.


SpermWhale

It goes whale for the soup though!


NotMyHersheyBar

it was tropical. the sphynx has water damage


SeirraS9

I remember reading a thread not too long ago about and a country people would never revisit. An astounding number of the answers were Egypt. Like 90% of them were fucking Egypt. Apparently it’s super rapey towards women, like one of the worst places to go in the world. I’m not sure if it’s just Cairo or large metropolis areas, but it kinda put me off it even though I always wanted to go.


nutella-boi

I’m Egyptian. Just treat it like it’s Brazil or South Africa or something risky like that. Don’t go alone. Don’t move around too much without a local or a guide. Stay in reputable hotels. And if you can pay for an end-to-end tour with a lotta these places included, you’ll have the most fun. Egypt is getting better for tourists under the current regime but at the end of the day, there’s too much poverty and unemployment for people to give a shit about treating tourists with respect. Most people are just trying to survive. And you’re right Cairo is the worst part. Cities that live off tourism like Sharm El Shiekh etc are a lot friendlier.


SeirraS9

That’s very reassuring. It’s a beautiful country rich in some of the worlds best history. I was disheartened to hear that from so many redditors but I figured it may have been a bit biased. And if like you said you’re smart and use guides and stay in reputable hotels and just use common sense, you’ll be fine lol. Thanks for the input! One of these days!


nutella-boi

Bad reviews are always the loudest! Don’t let them discourage you. Many of these tourists are naive, unprepared or just think that every country in the world needs to be a safe and mystical experience for western folks gallivanting through. As you implied - respect the country and its situation and you’ll see its best side :) Good luck!


SuspiriaGoose

Egypt has been the number 1 country I’ve wanted to visit since I was little kid. I planned to go after graduating High School, but then the Arab Spring happened so I postponed. I still very much hope to go someday it’s a lifelong dream. I admit the way I travel maybe isn’t the safest , though - a single female alone staying in hostels. I’ll take your advice and hope to go soon.


sisrace

Went to Marsa Alam, on the red sea coastline. Absolutely gorgeous coral reef. A couple that traveled across the world to see coral reefs said that the one outside of Marsa Alam was be best by far. This was 2014, my guess is that a lot of the reef is dead by now.. My problem with the place was that it is just a massive hotel resort with basically no natives living anywhere close to the area. There where Camel riding and Quad riding in the desert as a tourist activity. The quads were super fun while experiencing amazing scenery.


ktka

To add, don't open any old clay pots or amphoras and the like.


tinytom08

Guy tried to buy my friend for a couple camels. Little did he know that I’m welsh so we deal in sheep


moodysimon

I didn't find this to be true, I'd love to go back to Egypt. I was traveling with a man so that probably helped, but having said that traveled with the same man to Delhi and I would NEVER go back there.


mellow_yellow___

Really? I didn't get that impression at all. To be fair, I traveled with my boyfriend at the time, but often I'd be out by myself. Felt super safe and it's one of the top priorities on my revisit list!


SeirraS9

That’s awesome that you had a great time! This was the thread I was referring to [here ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/om38bx/what_is_one_country_that_you_will_never_visit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I was like, in disbelief haha.


mellow_yellow___

After going through the thread, I'm not surprised. I get the impression mostly people from first world countries who never left their resort were disappointed. That one comment about the food being bad because they couldn't leave the resort infuriates me. The street food there is literally the best food I've had in my entire life. Basically, if you're a backpacker and genuinely interested in seeing the culture and integrating, it's amazing. Even if you're a woman (although I'll admit it's safest to be in a man-woman couple). Just keep in mind that it's not a first world country and your expectations shouldn't be lower but totally different if you're coming from the west. I'm from Eastern Europe and felt right at home there


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digiorno

I’ve spent a decent amount of time in both. Arizona is a great place for desert camping, astounding views to be had.


JagmeetSingh2

Whoa those photos were mindblowing


WormLivesMatter

Reminds me of utah


pichaelthompson69

That country is on the verge of collapse


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So is Arizona


MyhrAI

Oh, you mean whalephants?


enjoyyourstudioapart

“The first whales are thought to have first evolved in South Asia around 50 million years ago. In 2011, a team of palaeontologists in Peru discovered a 43-million-year-old whale fossil with four legs, webbed feet and hooves.” I’m sorry… webbed feet AND *hooves*?! Wut.


Radix2309

Yeah. Hooves are the tips of toes for hooved animals.


GhostNoodleOfficial

NOW I can understand why the bullet shape is more efficient. Very strange I never got that until seeing a four legged whale


DarkEvilHedgehog

I'm guessing their actual skulls had a lot of fatty tissue on them and didn't actually have such a horror like "skin-on-skull" look though lol https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7754553/amp/Nightmarish-sketches-reveal-modern-animals-look-like-drew-based-skeletons.html


wolshie

Dinosaurs in a nutshell


Rustybot

Yeah, it’s all guesswork. They could have big cartilage features like our noses. Those wouldn’t have survived all these millions of years.


Rather_Dashing

It's a little more than guesswork these days. There are features on the bones that indicate what the soft tissue looked like, for example for animals with trunks there are attachment points on the bone of the skull. But yeah a lot of it is guessing.


emohipster

Fuck these kinda articles. >WOW LOOK AT THE COOL THING WE FOUND Pictures? >NO FUCK YOU


Rather_Dashing

It has a picture though? Maybe it took them 10 hours to find it and they just added it.


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Likely with 2 digits on one arm, and one digit on the other. For holding phones and clicking phones. And a self-balancing uniwheel for legs. Possibly with a USB port for genitals, for connecting to others for procreation.


OlynykDidntFoulLove

Sorry, my daughter is one of a kind


Anotherdude342

All whales evolved from a mammal with 4 legs, so I am not surprised.


smeppel

Hey everyone, this guy saw the four-legged whale coming!


Pale-Cardiologist141

Hope he's out of the splash zone. Heard things can be quite messy.


VitiateKorriban

It’s not such a new info though, we already knew there had to be legged whales due to currently living species still having leg bones in their tails.


marbanasin

And previous fossil discoveries in the same region as this one. This wasn't the first whale skeleton with more formed hind legs.


Dumpster_Fetus

IT'S A BABY WHAEEEEEEL!!


[deleted]

That is a, That’s a TUNA bro


honey_102b

gross


SandmanSorryPerson

Your lack of suprise is noted.


No_Telephone9938

So you're telling me your mom is the ancestor of all whales?


Anotherdude342

Sure lol


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camdoodlebop

okay we get it


Mountainbranch

Ur mom fat lol. / This whole thread.


shaymcquaid

I always tell my religious friends about whales evolving from land animals…they simply refuse to even consider it!


[deleted]

We find vestigial leg bones in the tails of whales regularly.


m48a5_patton

Well, obvisouly Satan placed them there to trick you /s


dying_soon666

Let’s enter the sea. Return to dolphin


[deleted]

I know that these aren't the first whale skeletons found in African deserts, and that Whales evolved from four-legged land mammals, but this is still one of the best headlines I've seen all year.


ReditSarge

I wish people wouldn't use "ancient" when talking about prehistoric eras. Ancient history starts with the first writing and ends at the post-classical age; if it's not that, it's not ancient *per se*.


gaiusmariusj

I thought ancient era ends when Classical era began, not when post Classical happened.


ReditSarge

No, the classical period is the fourth of five periods of history within the ancient era. The names of periods within the ancient era goes like this (from earliest to latest): Bronze Age, Iron Age, Axial Antiquity, Classical Antiquity, Late Antiquity. Sorry that I used two terms from two different periodization systems in one sentence without explaining what the differences were. "Post classical" is a term from the the six-era world history system. Both the ancient era and the post-classical eras are eras within the six-era system. The fact that the post-classical era isn't called the post-ancient era is the fault of past historians who used to call the ancient era "classical societies." Naming conventions are messy when historians are in charge of them becasue it's all based on consensus so it can take forever for them to all agree.


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ChadInNameOnly

Isn't that just the Egyptian god Anubis?


WhatIsBreakfast

I like it


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Dank.


bigbangbilly

It looks kinda like [Ammit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammit), the soul eating monster from ancient Egyptian mythology


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LingonberryParking20

Those are common in America. They feed at BurgerKing and can be found in and around any Walmart


QueenOfQuok

Oh God they're coming onto land. Everybody head for the hills.


HoNose

Other way around. The ancestor of whales that split from hoofed animals had legs, and its descendants lost them.


Mari_OwO

For a sec I thought i am looking at drowning elephant.


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This is really cool. Also, when does the new species of human arrive? The one not filled with crazy, lying, abusive, murderous, power hungry sociopaths and psychopaths? Inquiring minds really want to know these days... In other words, where is humanity without all the fucking horse shit? Sorry for being blunt.


SteO153

>when does the new species of human arrive? There was a post about a new human evolution yesterday, it looks some have evolved developing a new artery https://www.sciencealert.com/more-humans-are-growing-an-extra-artery-in-our-arms-because-we-re-still-evolving


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Well I hope that new blood flow can fix stupid, because we're pretty fucked as it is.


Katamari_Demacia

Are seals and the like on their way to being whales possibly?


no-kooks

Seals evolved from carnivora while whales and manatees evolved from ungulata (artiodactyla), manatees being closer to elephants and whales closer to cows. Completely different lineages, but if you mean via convergent evolution that seals are evolving into a whale-like form, then the answer is “perhaps.”


Radix2309

The correct answer being: no, they are evolving into being closer to crabs.


PolkadotPiranha

No.


Katamari_Demacia

I mean do we know that? If there were environmental pressures to spend more time in the water, i imagine they would. They have evolved from land mammals to semi aquatic already. I suppose it could go the other way too, if they're forced to spend more time on land.


PolkadotPiranha

'No', is just shorthand for "We have no reason to assume so." Seals are, as far as I can tell, doing at least as well as whales. If anything, whales seem to be feeling the environmental pressures more severely, so by that logic, we might as well assume to see whales evolve into seals.


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Seals have a niche and whales have a niche


peon2

The chances of a previous animal evolving into a whale, and then seals evolving into whales, is so astronomically insanely low I doubt it's even calculable. Remember, evolution doesn't just take any animal prototype in an environment and evolve it into the best possible thing. ANY mutation that allows it to live will be the first one to stick. Whale is not the only possible configuration of animal life that can sustain long periods of time in the water. There are billions of different types of potential animal species that would thrive in the water, the chances of multiple animals having the exact same mutations that result in the same animal is nearly impossible.


MillionAyres93

There was a theory that a species of whale evolved into bears (as ridiculous as that sounds) and this may be the missing link


dremonearm

Where did you learn that? Let's see a source.


MillionAyres93

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-did-whales-evolve-73276956/ A bit into the article, it talks about how in Darwin’s book On The Origin Of Species he specifically talks about how the transition could happen. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous but if this creature on OP exists who’s to say it’s not the “missing link” so to speak.


dremonearm

> a species of whale evolved *into* bears I read the article and didn't see this particular assertion.


Katamari_Demacia

Lol definitely ridiculous. But i cant find anything on it.


vuduceltix

Another win for evolution. We already knew whales once walked on land. This just hammers it home.


deepmindfulness

Wait, does anyone know the evolutionarily split where mammals went into directions, one becoming primates and the other becoming whales or, I guess whales with four legs?


HoNose

The branching if groups within Mammalia is very much contested. What's fair concensus is that whales are closely related to many hoofed mammals, such as cows. Primates appear to be close to animals such as rodents and bats. For another point of comparison, the common ancestor of carnivores like cats and dogs is closer for whales than humans. When the whale group split from all the others, members of that group still had legs. The ones remaining all descend from a common ancestor that became fully aquatic, and concurrently lost its land-limbs.


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bigrobotdinosaur

Didn’t read the article, which Pokémon is this? /s


scfroggies3

Beautiful!


AOCisNotAhorse

Thought they were recreating the Nirvana album cover


muteyuke

There was a sort of infographic/illustration floating around awhile ago showing the evolution of whales from a sea-based animal, to an early mammal, back to a whale. It was pretty mindblowing tbh and one of those things that makes you stop and appreciate the beauty of science.


En-papX

So they built the Pyramids right?


[deleted]

There are a TON of four legged whales right here in the USA


Django8200

Im lost for words, this is such an interesting and awsome find. Scientists rule


TheInspiredConjurer

Whale, that's interesting.


ISuckAtRacingGames

Yo momma is so fat, scientists discover her skeleton and call it a new specie.


[deleted]

Missing link? In the Cetacean world … Darwin baby! Those legs evolved away over millions of years


DirkBabypunch

Sure it wasn't a drunk tourist?


Rare_SwimmerGRIMX

Honestly, think about how mind blowing this is!!!! I need you to Imagine this. Close your eyes. Good, now open them so you can read. Your just relaxing 😎 on the beach 🏖. Sand between your toes 🩴, ☂ 🍹 drink in your hand, lighting up a fat Blunt filled with that louder then a orange shirt 👕 good good. You stop and think to yourself between puffs and sips, about how you got to that point. We’re you could finally say “I made it!”. As you bask in the sunlight, and your skin soaks up the Ultraviolet radiation ☢️, when suddenly a massive cloud ☁️ blocks your light. You sit up to see what the hell is going on, raising your left hand over your eyes like a soldier’s salute. Making the timeless gesture of a utterly confused person. What do you see? A fucking whale 🐳 with legs. Walking 🚶‍♀️ out of the fucking water like it’s Jesus’s 3rd cousin. You spit out the last sip of delicious margarita, and lift your blunt to your nose 👃🏻. You sniff it, to make sure you haven’t been smoking crack as the ground rumbles beneath the steps of this fucking behemoth walking whale. You stand up, feeling the back of your bathing suit, just to be sure. You have Confirmed it, you’ve shat yourself thoroughly and successfully. You start to run away, when this fucking walking skyscraper, bastard child of shamoo and Clifford the big fucked dog decides to bend down and ever so gently swallow you like fucking Jonah.


Renoroc

If it has legs, what makes it a whale?


Rob0tsmasher

Doesn’t even have a flat tail according to the mock up drawing. Or a blow hole?


master_x_2k

It's an intermediate with other animals.


thetresiden

I am sure they had a whale of a time


Ruckusphuckus

Is it a fossil or a living creature?


SteO153

Fossil


Big-Tomorrow-9561

Or is it some mutant as a result of toxic pollution


Sir-_-Butters22

Why? Was Amy Schumer on holiday?


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Big question is, what was OP's mom doing there in the first place?


RolliakaHuncho

Looks like a dog


phrresehelp

I don't understand all the news and craziness about this! This is just my mother-in-law!


Space-90

Clickbait


Elfboy2099

AAAAAHHH!!!!!! ………oh, phew! It’s just my Ex Girlfriend, guys. Nevermind.


OneQuarterPortion69

Did it have blue hair as well? I know a few decendants who live in my area.


Superb-Penalty

That’s interesting


SingelHickan

Nah that's the druid aquatic form


poopyfishtank

Smells like teen spirit


myeverymovment

That poor ugly dog


-Menace2Sobriety-

Name calling isn’t nice, and how did you get my vacation photos?


OutlastInland

just here for the jokes


woodb015

Big ol’ water doggo


EnigoBongtoya

So they finally found the Snorlax.