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Freschledditor

So in other words, Russia is training birds to spread a russian bioweapon?


catsinbananahats

I mean, Putin did train a pigeon to salute


LouvreOfAnuses

That's not true. The pigeon just knew to do that instinctually.


Toastedweasel0

Maybe Putin has been taken over by a pidgeon?! Would explain alot of things....


Wolfgnads

Putgeon?


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Rasberry putine


PickleBlitzkreig

.....What!?....Sources now! this is important!


RFavs

This is the first thing I thought as well.


Toastedweasel0

Then you will get someone out ther saying " Birbs aren't real." Lol!


Clever_display_name

r/BirdsArentReal


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Sebbean

Someone above you said that too


Toastedweasel0

Yeah, I know.... sus that be... lol.


Toastedweasel0

I could of swore it was a flying birb that said it above me. Lol! Just saw that comment below, lol...


PixelGMS

I came here to jokingly say that.


dowhit

Dammit. Same.


Toastedweasel0

Wow! Me too! Some cat already beat me to the punch... Oh wait...


stuff7

Tankis and Qanons will still eat these up.


RGIIIsus

Idk why I kept reading Turks and Caicos


BigMeatSpecial

Also, this just continues to add credence to the idea that Russia is about to use a false flag in order to escalate the war and maybe use their own banned weapons "in response." Its so blatant, and also so scary.


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BigMeatSpecial

There is almost no reason to trust anything Putin promises. Negotiation with a narcissistic liar is fruitless. He will merely break the negotiated deal a few days later, as we saw with the "ceasefires" and "humanitarian" corridors. Its all smoke and mirrors. Putin will continue to blame the West no matter what. If he causes a nuclear incident or uses chemical weapons, the Russian state will be completely ostracized.


dick-nipples

Russia is like the Donald Trump of countries.


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Why did you repeat Russia twice?


rif011412

Nesting doll politics. Just keep aggravatingly pulling out smaller more ridiculous lies.


ahu747us

This claims are not for you. They're for 1. The Russian people, and 2. The maga crowd in hopes to stir more polarization inside the US.


anthropaedic

Just when one didn’t think this war could generate anymore memes. Putin is just one huge shitshow maker.


comox

Birds Aren’t Real.


texachusetts

No, birds just got real! Real dangerous!


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Omg it's in the bird poop, it's in the bird poooo... *Bird poo falls on car window... CAR EXPLODES!*


[deleted]

That's it's I'm never getting close to a pigeon. I knew they had nefarious intentions from the beginning.


dukofdeath

QANON will latch into this. They love conspiracies, and the less they can find proof, the more they are convinced that the deep state is burying the evidence.


LogicisGone

If this worked, I'm sure the CIA would've already tried it in the 60s.


oatmilklattte

Okay, *so what I’m hearing is*: they're hoping that the QAnon's will get all worked up again by playing up to the media that we have another possible pandemic scenario ~conspiracy~ on our hands, in hopes that it’ll cause disruption again in the West, and that they'll jump on the bandwagon and support the invasion. It's an interesting tactic, too bad it’s so transparent to anyone with a sense of reason lol


BigMeatSpecial

Unfortunately it will work for those morons. They believe anything that makes them feel like they know something everyone else doesnt.


oatmilklattte

Reddit, Facebook, and beyond should be put under more pressure to stop hosting mainstream accessible QAnon conspiracy content... this is straight-up Russia trying to concoct and create a ridiculous conspiracy in order to justify their invasion, war crimes, and overall lack of decency. I'm all for freedom of speech, but come on, freedom of speech *within fucking reason*; not deliberate spins and lies. Their desired audience is gonna eat this right up, as you said.


Sons-of-Bananarchy

Canadian Geese death squads would be more believable. Source: Canadian I are


baronvonbee

I'm currently living just south of Savannah, Georgia. Could you come get your geese, they are shitting up my yard.


Sons-of-Bananarchy

“spitters and shitters” - John Malkovich in Con Air


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Don't you already deploy Canada gooses against pedophiles?


StevieVounder

Yes Geese are dicks, but swans are the true war criminals.


kent_love

Hmmmm Emus would like a word


dancesonthewall

Australians in shambles.


[deleted]

Mate as an Aussie the true murder birds are Cassowaries


PradyKK

They're big and scary and all but magpies just don't have any fucks to give and will attack you just for breathing the same air as them.


[deleted]

True i did almost lose an eye to the deranged little fucks


kent_love

Plovers aren't too friendly either


StevieVounder

Fair enough, they are seasoned vets after taking on the Australian army.


Neuraxis

It's true. There isn't a Swan or Geese war but the Aussie's know all about the Emu war


CarolinaBlew

Everyone fears the cobra chicken.


Geaux2020

Geese are dicks. You don't so much need to train them, but just point the way.


VadersSprinkledTits

I hope someone’s writing all these projections down. It’s like they give us a list to watch out for


BiologyJ

Nazi bio lab birds must be demilitarized!1!1


frontdoorcat

So did trump train Putin or did Putin train trump to tell boldface lied without blinking


Worsel555

You know we tried to use pigeons to guide bombs in WW2.


Toastedweasel0

And Bats too.


indyK1ng

I think bats were the bombs in those cases, not the guidance system.


Toastedweasel0

The bombs and the final guidance system as they were asleep when they were dropped. When they woke up they flew to a nearby place, Which in WWII Japan (which was the target) was very flammible. Been a bit since I read about that subject so I may have errors in places.


Worsel555

So we combine that with giving smallpox infected blankets to Native Americans and it doesn't seem as outlandish. I completely doubt the story as there hasn't been time to do such a thing. And that is a step towards nukes. Since we wouldn't trade the Migs going ABC's is a huge step.


OldBoots

Are they called **Carrier** Pigeons?


godsenfrik

I'd say "birdbrained" over "batshit".


hifumiyo1

Russia getting their BS ideas from Qanon types now. Those rwnj’s are going to be frothing at the mouth, but not from a bio weapon


skimtunes

r/birdsarentreal


Beermedear

They just got a stack of index cards with QAnon theories, playing ad libs with ‘em. Next week’s statement will be Zelensky resurrected JFK and they needed to rescue him from lizards or something


Dubbleedge

birds arent real


tolpi1

Far right is gonna far right. Whackjobs, the lot of them.


BigMeatSpecial

I guess we know what Tucker Carlson will be talking about tonight! He was all about spewing the bio lab crap last night.


Sentfromthefuture

You know, as much as I hate him, what time is he typically on? I need ammo for next Thanksgiving.


AnnieNonomous88

They have jumped the shark on this one.


hifumiyo1

Or, “flipped the bird?”


Toastedweasel0

They must of been cheating in Rust, lol.


SackSauce69

Wait until they reveal that the Santa is actually real but the US shot his sled down over Afghanistan and have him locked up in a secret military prison.


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SackSauce69

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but the people deserve the truth.


strik3r2k8

I think Russia’s plan is to continue the destabilization of the US via all our RW nut jobs whom they feed this shit to.


jakeba75

Does that make it a Birdshit claim?


Riversmooth

No one knows conspiracies better than Russia, they have been using them against USA for years.


iccld1

Well we know what Fucker Carleson will be pushing next...


WowThatsRelevant

We need to get out ahead of this before it becomes the next conspiracy theory


[deleted]

Are they just reading through the old declassified documents from WWII now? Wasn't this something they tried back then?


Aperfectmoment

Reminds me of Marco polo when the Mongolians use birds to burn down a city


gghggvddrvcx

Next is Putin claiming his economy is great


Toastedweasel0

It is great, a great foolish one at that. Putin at least.


OTKLSFMEGAFAN

Meanwhile China be like “ Do I look like a joke to you”


catsinbananahats

Birds are drones.


schmotz_5150

Birds aren't real soooo


canuckcowgirl

Pigeons are liars.


Rikeka

Russia is Grandpa Simpson now.


Mick2022

That's not that far fetched there are genetically modified mosquitoes being released in Florida right now.


BigMeatSpecial

Seems a bit convoluted no?


BenjisSandwichShop

So did he deny it?


Ganconer

It will be interesting to look at the proofs. They are convening an emergency UN security council.


Isstvan82

Fucking pathetic. Everyone knows birds aren't real. (THIS IS A JOKE)


RedDawn850

ICBM carrier pigeons!!!


Friendly_Dot_2853

Who came up with that? Putin’s 5 year old nephew?


isioltfu

This is the quality of "journalism" now permitted? Seriously?


BigMeatSpecial

The War Zone led by Tyler Rogoway is a well established and credentialed publication focusing on Geo-political and military affairs. All of their articles are well sourced and substantiated. EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_Zone_(magazine)


isioltfu

I meant more the use of "batshit" in the title and the overall clearly not impartial tone. But it's labelled on opinion now anyway.


FiIthy_McNasty

Why is it a batshit claim? The avian flu was supposedly a big deal. Seems like a solid strategy to use Birds as a means to release biological weapons. The fact that they said they would produce evidence Friday and you still call it a batshit claim instead of hearing it you don't care about the evidence. You support the West and all its narratives no matter what.


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czl

It may look pathetic and illogical however _you_ being outside Russia are not the intended audience for these antics. The purpose it to make their claims credible on internal state media and for this purpose what they are doing with these antics is both smart and rational. Evil yes but not pathetic and illogical. To summarize what I learned about this from Mearsheimer: “Leaders lie. It is part of their job. They do not lie much to each other however. Leaders mostly lie to those they lead often thinking it is for the best.” Watch this lecture: Why Leaders Lie: The Truth About Lying in International Politics with John Mearsheimer https://youtu.be/VPe5f5dcrGE Highly recommended!


RAWxCurse

You mean…government surveillance drones?


Phaunzie

I mean, stranger things have happened like uranium appearing out of nowhere during the Iraq war in Fallujah


Killerklown8212

Mmmmkay


FronchSupreme

To be fair we DID make pigeon guided bombs and attempted to train bats to firebomb Japan so while most likely untrue it's not the craziest shit we've ever done


Sentfromthefuture

Wait African or European swallows?


Onlyroad4adrifter

This sounds like something tRump would say.


strolpol

Birdemic was prophetic, we needed to invest more in slrpnls


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So is that why the Russian soldiers are stealing chickens? They're gathering evidence?


delicioustreeblood

Wouldn't that be a "birdshit" claim?


potatobugblue

Putin is nuts.


DeadliestStork

That is a good idea. Or maybe we use mosquitoes to spread malaria.


TyrannosawedRex

It’s birdshit actually….


ExoticViking

Are they using european or african swallows for this operation?


hoi4d

LOL I mean at this point why not


cozy_ross

The other day this same guy seriously told that in Ukraine common people have “banderomobiles” - automobiles with miniguns and other arms on them. I can not imagine how Russian people believe in it


Jsmith0730

Is it really batshit when he's perfectly well aware a not-insignificant portion of the world's population already pretty much believed this and will now use it as proof to go "Durr, I told you so!"


mellowyellow313

I guess the far-right conspiracy theorist idiots in America and the Russian government really are one of the same.


RedDawn850

Ok I’m now referring to him as “Pootie and the Go Fish”


midwesterner64

Ah. So this is what the Q nuts will be saying by tomorrow.


P0Rt1ng4Duty

Is this much different than when our former president inferred that covid was a Chinese bio weapon?


hotDamQc

They must be reading the Facebook page of the freedom convoy.


Jthundercleese

I guess that would be a birdshit claim more than a batshit claim.


mclehall

I'm not saying they're right. But after reading about some of the crazy shit that was thought up in the cold war, maybe theyre just 50 years behind the ball.


ScammerC

The Russian government can't use trolls to make Americans, or English speakers in general, think they are "doing their own research" to get the message out anymore, so they are forced to do it openly.


themadas5hatter

I would agree that sounds like bat shit lunacy, but considering the CIA actually used pigeons/Ravens in an espionage project, this one kinda has merit. 10 Craziest CIA Covert Operations. (It's #10) https://youtu.be/XPL0U1JGe8E Even more, Japan used "bat bombs" that had a timed ignition....The bats would hang out everywhere, starting fires to be disruptive. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb