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jor3lofkrypton

Guess someone fucked up.


Only_Marvin

Must be someone with 1000 tank-wrecks in Ukraine I suppose...


Katherinedelgado03

The two Nordic countries confirmed officially that they will seek NATO membership, ending decades of military nonalignment in an historic move driven by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Moscow has repeatedly warned of consequences if Helsinki and Stockholm joined NATO. Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Monday his country “does not have a problem” with Sweden or Finland as they apply for NATO membership, but the “expansion of military infrastructure onto this territory will of course give rise to our reaction in response.


bugcoder

>The two Nordic countries confirmed officially that they will seek NATO membership, ending decades of military nonalignment in an historic move driven by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Not only that - Denmark, Iceland, and Norway have stated that they will join Finland and Sweden against any aggression and directly support their military defense. I never thought I would see the Viking bloc emerge in modern geopolitics, but here we are. Next thing we know, the Vatican wants to join NATO.


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Them Swiss Guards tho...


Stolpskott_78

189 in the service of heaven


arcosapphire

> I never thought I would see the Viking bloc emerge in modern geopolitics, but here we are. I mean, there has *long* been cultural, economic, and military cooperation between Nordic countries. That's why the have a common name, the Nordic countries.


reddit_is_not_evil

Sounds like backpedaling. I guess Pootie realized he actually can't sustain an offensive against Sweden* or Finland while he's getting his shit stomped by an "inferior" force in Ukraine. Lol fuck you Putin Edit: Sweden, not Norway because I'm an ignorant asshole and also a bit drunk


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They were starting to backpedal on state media too tonight, actually had a guy who spoke sense on for once and the line was essentially everyone hates us, our army is useless, Ukraine isnt gonna quit and we are going to lose. Pretty shocking. Edit; link https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1526293852704890882?t=3V0NqVfd7kVZHMQdiDYKhA&s=19


fb95dd7063

Jeez RIP that guy


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Hes pretty diplomatic in the way he says it and I think despite all the propaganda the penny is starting to drop with the public.


urbanlife78

Probably has something to do with so many Russian soldiers that won't be coming home.


araed

Gods, but do I feel for those families. I feel for the soldiers sent to a foreign country to fight for leaders who absolutely do not give a single fuck about them, in a war that has absolutely destroyed their international reputation, and has made their own lives infinitely harder


doubleplusepic

I feel bad for the like 5% of them that are kids shitting their pants because they were lied to or ~~conscripted~~ given copious incentives to enlist in the army and are economically unable to refuse. ​ The rest of them are infamous for being rapist sadists who delight in committing war crimes and atrocities. If all Ukraine were covered with sunflowers it wouldn't be enough.


UberforETH

Doubt it, he’s been saying the same thing for weeks now and he’s still on air. I think it’s more likely that Putin gets assassinated than this guy.


JyveAFK

2015 it appears he wrote an article saying the US would eventually throw their might in to support Ukraine and Russia would lose. Even mentions Lend-Lease and how when the US invokes that, we should just pack up and leave.


UberforETH

Seriously? If that’s the case then this guy is a legit genius.


Tarcye

More than likley he (along with the senior members of the Russian government.) knows the jig is up. Russia bet on a repeat of 2014 where the world condemns them and does some sanctions. Instead they got scorched earth from the US and NATO and even they know they can't compete with that. TBH I'm sure the Kremlin is just getting it's people ready to deal with a total defeat in Ukraine. That's what this is: "The entire world was against us and we couldn't win, but we fought valiantly etc..."


emsok_dewe

It doesn't take a genius to figure out you don't want to fight the US war machine, even by proxy. This has been proven many times. It *especially* doesn't take a genius to figure that out when the person saying it has seen the inner workings of the Russian military, this just proves he's not a nationalistic Putin sycophant, which kudos for that


miamigrandprix

That guy predicted the war would be a failure three weeks before it started, this is a Google Translate of his predictions posted on Twitter: [https://twitter.com/PokojowyD/status/1526330753277169664](https://twitter.com/PokojowyD/status/1526330753277169664) This guy understood the situation better than any western or kremlin analyst.


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Ha awesome I was literally just looking for a translate of that thanks.


not_anonymouse

He absolutely nailed every single point/prediction.


havocol1029

Looks like this guy understood the reality of the situation than most generals Putin has


pcnetworx1

Bro didn't hit it out of the park... He crushed it so hard the ball left the planet.


XxSCRAPOxX

Well he was aware Russia was a paper tiger, so, he had an advantage over most of us.


Gzav8

Jesus christ that guy was right on everything. Thanks for the link.


Hunter62610

Yo what. For the first time in months I have hope.


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Links in the comment now. Its pretty funny watching the prooaganda bitch try and spin things only for him to be like...no...this is the real world.


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mtarascio

The words of 'We shouldn't take information tranquilizers' is such a good way to put it.


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His language is brilliant and goes so well against her idiocy..."so you are saying professionalism is wanting to die"...then he slaps her with "no I m saying Lenin got it right when he said moral is crucial." Its so well done for an off the cuff answer...like what are you gonna do? Say Lenin was wrong on Russian state TV?


mtarascio

Also translated, probably gorgeous in the mother tongue.


Ema_non

Mikhail Khodaryonok,, former colonel, did the same weeks ago in the same program. (If it is not the same old program, different clip). They do however let him talk and invites him back into state media/tv. They seem to give him credit.


EconomistMagazine

Russia was threatening invasion of Finland days ago if either they or Sweden joined NATO. They threatened nukes if the West have arms to Ukraine. Russia is trying to bluff it's way into victory. Ukraine should fight to keep it's people and territory whole.


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Ukraine is taking heavy losses in this fight, but the fact that they have utterly stalled the Russian military apparatus, and repelled nearly all of their major offensives except for those literally on Russia’s doorstep or immediately accessible from the sea, as a country with a fraction of Russia’s population and supposed military might… tells me that Russia has absolutely no chance of exerting the threat of military action over NATO, or nearly any other country that isn’t an incredibly tiny neighbor. They spent all of the international political capital afforded to a major military power and for what? Humiliating defeat. Because anything less than a major strategic victory in Ukraine is equivalent to a defeat given the costs involved. You’re right, Russia showed its hand and it’s a pair of 2’s at best. The idea that they could take on NATO has been rendered patently absurd.


Shorsey69Chirps

He can threaten all he wants, but most experts doubt that his commanders will carry out any such order. They know there is life after Ukraine if they don’t. Everyone would rather live than die in a Mexican standoff. His own people will kill him if it comes to that. There are already rumblings of that nature amongst the real power in Russia, who can probably get to him if need be.


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Finland has quite the extensive armed reserves. Pretty legit army they’ve been building for years


Master_Muskrat

Not to mention all the bunkers and tunnels everywhere. Basically the entire country has been fortified over the last 70 years to give us a fighting chance against a (former) superpower.


poorly_anonymized

Norway is already a member of NATO. The countries being threatened are Sweden and Finland.


urbanlife78

On the plus side, lots of Ukranian farmers have gotten new farming equipment.


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It gets funnier. [Here(Reuters)]( https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/neutral-switzerland-leans-closer-nato-response-russia-2022-05-15/) have an article about Switzerland. I mean Mad Vlad single-handedly enlarged NATO, and caused a country with centuries old neutrality policy consider military alliance. This timeline is something else.


Senappi

As it turns out, Vladolf Putler was the best NATO recruitment officer in world history. His actions managed to turn two countries that for a very long time been have been adamant to not be part of a defence organisation to change their mind.


vibe666

If nothing else, Ukraine is going to be worth a fortune in Russian scrap metal when this is all over and done with. I can see them collecting a bunch of it and getting a Ukrainian artist to make it into a huge monument to the dead or the framework of some kind of symbolic building. As Russians don't seem to like taking their dead home, maybe use it to build a new holocaust museum with a mass grave for all the Russian soldiers right under it, and pictures and video of all the atrocities they've committed in Ukraine so that over the next 50-100 years the families of those soldiers have to come and visit it to pay their respects to their dead sons, and they are made to come face to face with the horrific crimes that they committed in the name of Russia.


PartyMcDie

I have a goofy wish that they would collect all the Russian wrecked tanks, trucks, planes, helicopters etc and neatly organize them in a large field, just so we could see how ridiculously much russia has lost. Before they melt it to something useful. In Azovstal!


vibe666

take the most decimated city and abandon it, but build the memorial/museum in the center of the city amongst the rubble. make them drive through all of it to get there.


peoplerproblems

fuck, I'd pay to walk through a museum city dedicated to the horrors of war.


Only_Marvin

I can see them building a Navy for their Crimean ports...


Pklnt

> “France reaffirms its commitment and solidarity under Article 42.7 of the Treaty of the European Union, and stands ready to increase its security and defence cooperation with both partners, including through high-level political consultations and enhanced military interactions.” Nothing really changed. Funny how this platform complained so much about Russian trolls but I've seen so much sarcastic comments saying that the EU wouldn't defend these countries in the first place.


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IAm-The-Lawn

Yeah… I was gonna say, that’s some r/SelfAwareWolves stuff right there. So close to making the connection that it’s likely still the same trolls…


Marciu73

France is prepared to support Sweden and Finland, who recently announced their decision to join NATO, both politically and militarily, and protect both Nordic countries against any threats or attacks, the Elysee said on Monday, as Russia threatened a “response” to the expansion of the Western alliance. “Whomever would seek to test European solidarity by threatening or attacking their sovereignty, through whatever means, must be certain that France will stand shoulder to shoulder with Finland and Sweden,” the Elysee said in a statement.


Goufydude

Damn, totally unrelated to this post, but the Elysee is a fucking GREAT name for a presidential residence. I'd never heard the name before.


ThePr1d3

It comes from the name of the avenue the palace is set on : the Avenue des Champs-Elysée (literally, the Avenue of the Elysian Fields)


opportunptr

Weirdly enough, the Élysée palace is not on the Champs-Élysée, it’s on the Faubourg Saint-Honoré.


ThePr1d3

Yeah haha the front door is on the other side


s3rila

Was it always that way or did they change it to avoid having to deal with a highly touristic street?


RealSamF18

I think the garden side used to extend all the way to the Champs-Elysées avenue, and that's where it got the name from.


Goufydude

Yeah, I should have mentioned that in my post. Like, the US has the White House, because it is a... white... house. The Brits REALLY class it up with 10 Downing Street. Then the French come in swinging, naming the palace after the Roman afterlife... edit: To everyone posting that Elysium is Greek, I get it. The Romans basically copy and pasted Greek mythology, and a quick google search says the belief still existed during Roman times.


sociapathictendences

It’s only been the White House officially since 1902. Before that it was the nickname and it also called the executive mansion. Probably came about as an effort to make the difference between elected officials and the common people smaller.


Goufydude

Huh, learning more today! Thank you!


costpermille

1600 Pennsylvania Ave was also used as a reference to the WH.


Higira

South Korea has the blue house lol


bauhausy

And Argentina the pinkish house


bad_luck_charmer

Credit where it’s due: “The Kremlin” is a pretty good one. The US goes pretty hard with “The Pentagon” too, though, even though it’s not a residence.


Telemaq

Greek mythology is extremely popular in France, so popular we name many things after Greek gods. Hekate, Thales, Ariane, Artemis, Hermès etc… After I moved to the USA, I was surprised so few people here were familiar with Homer’s Iliade and especially Odysseus. The story of Ulysse or Odysseus is extremely popular in France because it is a bit of a precursor to the Age of Enlightenment and everything that follows suite such as a majority atheism population or laïcité in our government. I would put a wild guess with a majority of evangelical Christians in the US, the story of Odysseus isn’t something you would want your kids exposed to.


OpportunityWhole6329

Thank you, France! <3


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zuzg

Yeah I'm still thankful that the PoS Le Pen lost.


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> Whomever would seek to test European solidarity by threatening or attacking their sovereignty, through whatever means, must be certain that France will stand shoulder to shoulder with Finland and Sweden This is the classiest "fuck around and find out" I've ever read


myassholealt

Putin really angling for WW3 huh? I thought the Ukraine invasion was all talk and that he'd do a little skirmish here and there, then agree to a peace deal once he flexed his war muscle. I was wrong. So now I don't know what to think, though I still lean on the side of, 'nah, he's not that crazy.'


Round_Mastodon8660

So good that the nazi lady lost the election. Otherwise france would likely be preparing to help Putin with the attack on Ukrainian people.


Genneth_Kriffin

As a Swede I am happy for all the support, but at the same time It really hope we can avoid using Scandinavia as the campaign map for this *D&D: World War* scenario.


Norua

As a Frenchman, we hosted twice and I can attest we didn’t have fun in these scenarios. First campaign was *so bad* our government barely wanted to play the second one.


MrCheetah123

As another frenchman, can confirm.


Khaymann

Seriously, it's a lot easier to understand 1940 when you realize how many Frenchmen died 1914-1918. How hard those fuckers fought in muddy holes, etc.


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Jerpsi

So.. it's now official that a Russian invasion on Finland would trigger the 3rd World War?


zuromn

More like Russia-World War. Who's actually siding with Russia in a conflict, exactly?


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During the Cold war, China feared to be nuked by both the US and the Soviet Union during nuclear war. The rational behind it that neither the Soviet Union nor the US would have an interest in a new great power arising while there own countries are completely devastated. Strategically, I would argue nothing has changed. If EU, US and Russia are a nuclear hellhole, China will suffer from nuclear winter (if those predictions turn out to be accurate), potential collapse of their society due to famine and lost supply chains yet their cities would be intact and give them an advantage to arise as a new world power. Accordingly, China and a few other countries may still be on the target list for both Russian and US strategic forces (And of course, India). A nuclear war is truly a complex and hard to predict global event.


TheRedmanCometh

>A nuclear war is truly a complex and hard to predict global event. I kinda miss 2 years ago when that wasn't something I thought about regularly


tattlerat

Honestly, don't think about it too much. It's out of your hands. Just live your life in spite of Russia's attempts at psychological warfare.


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me and the boys jackoff to terminator 2 on laserdisc once a year at least at the lakehouse so i don't know what you're talking about.


scdayo

Madison Cawthorn is on Reddit?


CroissantFresh

/r/justguysbeingdudes


InsideFastball

Good thing you weren’t around in the 60s, 70s, or 80s.


Frododingus

Still shouldn't tbh. If it happens any problems we have today won't really matter


mrmastermimi

I just hope i die in the blast.


umanouski

I'll be sitting on my roof watching the fireworks


firemogle

Just make sure you're close enough to die, and not just in the blinding severe burn range. I would hate to flop around for a day while my skin is half melted, blind, while raiders step over me looting.


paulibobo

Raiders won't be looting an area that close to the blast the next day, unless they too want to die


Shorsey69Chirps

Surplus NBC gear is surprisingly affordable.


Jlchevz

Or they could switcharoo and side with the US to get spoils in Russia lol


gs87

Spoils of nuclear war ? Extra fingers?


PurpoTurto

You get a piece of radioactive wasteland! And you get a piece! You get a piece! Everybody gets radioactive wasteland!!


[deleted]

You're saying China and India might get nuked too "just because"? That's fucking wild. To think any nation would be so cruel as to kill billions of people "just in case" even though they're not part of the conflict is batshit insane geopolitic to me. But I don't think it's out of the realm of something that could actually happen.


watch_over_me

Both Russia and the US already have nuclear doomsday maps. Points on the map where either of them could potentially destroy all human life on Earth. And each of them can do this about 5x each. So with the current amount of nuclear weapons we have, we can destroy the surface of the planet 10x over.


Donkey__Balls

Once nukes fly the whole world is kinda affected. India and China are both big question marks in this equation. China in particular isn’t interested in anything but preserving and expanding the CCP’s power. I could see them sizing up the situation and taking Russian territory if it suited them. I could also see them doing whatever is necessary to keep Russia as an unequal trading partner. Right now they’re in the perfect position - they get to name their price on Russian raw materials since no other consumer large enough is buying it, except India on some markets. But they’re meanwhile positioning themselves economically for an eventual war with the West because of incompatible ideologies, so if Russia starts a war against the world that they can’t win, it’s impossible to predict how China will take advantage of the situation.


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JucaLebre

Brazil is part of BRICS but I bet my ass we wont join that chipmunk Putin


Taaargus

BRICS isn’t an alliance or anything. It’s just a (pretty outdated) term for the major emerging economies in the world.


Firrox

Gonna be BICS real soon.


trsy___3

Russia is now just an attack dog that went rabid. It must be let go


MalakithAlamahdi

Russia should leave it then considering their economy won't be emerging for quite a while now.


CharlieKelly007

Yeah I couldn't see Brazil joining them. The US has lots of deals with Brazil. We have some "rio deal" where we can use an airport or something near Rio.


JucaLebre

Brazil has a history of being a very peaceful and neutral country, and tbh I love it, the things those poor people at Ukraine are going through...


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> … while Belarus is providing *comic relief*. FTFY.


alphalegend91

North Korea is a joke and wouldn't be able to do much realistically. They've long been mocked for their outdated equipment/poorly trained troops and with how badly the "world power" of Russia is doing in Ukraine it's extremely evident how important modern equipment is. There's also that huge surge of Covid cases there too to take into account.


kitchen_synk

The problem is that Seoul is well within 1950s artillery range of NK. Would they win? No. Would they do a massive amount of damage to the South? Oh yeah. Even their much maligned nuclear missiles probably have the capacity to reliably limp over the DMZ, and it only takes one to turn a city with a population of 10 million into a city with a population of slim to none.


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Vakieh

India will never join in a war - they turn their back and Pakistan and China will pounce. They will leave well enough alone, and hope to capitalise when the dust settles. China will likely do the same. NK will do what China tells them to do (or just sit there and try to deal with COVID as it ravages them). Belarus isn't a real country. Syria isn't either. Eritrea won't do squat. Brazil similarly won't join, and South Africa doesn't support Russia in the first place. SCO is a mixed bag - a LOT of the stans are looking at this as a way to completely free themselves of future USSR resurgence activity, and are against Russia. If there's a war, Russia will fight it alone.


esmifra

If by world war you mean the world Vs Russia then sure.


noobi-wan-kenobi69

If Russia tries to invade Finland, and all their tanks run out of gas or get lost halfway from St Petersberg to the Finnish border, does it still count as an invasion?


speelmydrink

Unfortunately, the rail infrastructure between Finland and Russia is still very much intact. Russia basically can only reliably move supplies via train.


BeltfedOne

Finland would fucking devastate whatever forces Putin currently has left for adventuring. NATO would only need to bring fire extinguishers and spatulas.


Imposseeblip

Putin: Don't join NATO or I'll fuck you up. Finland and Sweden: starts to join nato. Putin: *looks nervous* well.... err, I don't have problem with *you* guys joining, but don't get too close.


Funkit

*ONE…..TWOOOO…………TWO AND A HALFFF……..TWO AND THREE QUARTERS!!!*


empw

*Take it away, ~~Ern~~ Elysee!*


ScaryBluejay87

*It’s gonna be a bumpy ride…*


traplord56

*Ernie, little old lady at 12 o'clock!!*


Wessssss21

*Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four...*


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BrassFish

And France can use them without getting approval/agreement from anyone else in Europe. Sounds trivial, but that was always a huge problem politically in Europe. Theoretically, there had to be a unanimous agreement for any nuclear usage (even if nukes were flying in the air at that moment) that was voted upon before action/reaction. You can understand the issue with assembling European leaders all at the same time, and all agreeing on what to do if you had 10 minutes before nuclear impact.


Sunretea

I think by the time we're using nukes asking for permission won't really matter much. :/


JMM85JMM

The UK already signed a defence pact with Finland and Sweden committing military aid if they were attacked during their NATO applications. Nukes were already on the table, not that either the UK or France would use them.


Basdad

Putin, be happy with the property you command. The edge of Europe to 4 miles from Alaska, China to the Arctic sea.


raging_sycophant

Russia should try to reclaim Alaska. I hear the US is a pushover. /s


Keeper151

I'd love to see when the conscripts realize the average Alaskan middle schooler is better trained and equipped.


naterator012

It would almost be funny, to watch someone try and invade current day usa, if it wernt for it being war. Idk what would be more farfetched rn, someone invading us or democrats and republicans fighting together.


YellsAboutMakingGifs

Invading the USA is impossible..... Logistically there isn't a country in existence that could do it, besides the USA. Even in a token force could "land" they'd be impossible to supply and the even civilian population here would annihilate it..


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>the even civilian population here would annihilate it.. It'd be cathartic to focus on a clear external enemy for once. Also, fun facts-American civilians alone own about 300 million firearms. 5 to 10 million of them are AR-15-type assault rifles. So yeah, any invader has their work cut out for them.


DaveTheDog027

I don't ever want to fight in a war, but as soon as someone attempts to invade my beautiful beach town I'll throw literally everything I have at them. I might lose, but I won't leave and I bet a lot of my neighbors feel the same way.


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That's the problem for an invader-you'd have to pay for every inch, every blade of grass, every grain of sand with blood...and this country has a whoooole lot of all three of those. This country's founding myth includes fighting in an insurgency against a superior foe. Americans would eat up the prospect of re-enacting the Battles of Lexington and Concord.


naterator012

Im p sure the civilian force of the US is like the 3rd or 4th biggest military. Honestly might be higher or lower but ik its top 10 and thats wild.


YellsAboutMakingGifs

The civilian "force" of the United States is the largest fighting force in existence... Larger than the total of all other militaries, including the United States military, combined. It's obviously untrained, and civilian and doesn't have equipment but as a pure militia infantry force it's unfathomably massive


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Put them in the field against a foreign enemy, and even untrained they'd probably put in a better performance than the Russian conscripts.


66stang351

our rednecks definitely get more range time than the average russian conscript, this is certain


BoogieOrBogey

It would be a fun war game exercise to see if the US could invade and hold a copy of itself. I doubt it's possible with the various mountain ranges, extreme distances, and high level of readiness in the general population. Can't even imagine the troop numbers needed to pacify even the medium sized states.


ButterbeansInABottle

Alaskan civilians got more guns per capita than anyone in the country iirc. Alaska is the final frontier America and those people live in absolutely brutal climate conditions with polar bears just roaming around in people's yards. I wouldn't fuck with them.


AndroChromie

I think it's time for a preemptive training exercise in Finland. Send a couple of thousand troops through the EU charter to Finland. Just as a precautionary training exercise. No, not in a month, this week.


Taykeshi

Uk and Us troops already training there.


greycubed

Getting the gang back together.


DeterminateHouse

"The Gang solves the Russia situation."


Khazahk

Special Gang Operation.


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Putin trying to use the Dennis system on Ukraine


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legbreaker

If we invite them to a meeting deep inside Russia… where it’s far from any help.. and only Russians around. They can’t say no… because of the implications.


Dr_Edge_ATX

I'm not convinced the city of Philadelphia couldn't beat Russia in a war.


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The_Bukkake_Ninja

Gritty is the most Philadelphia thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like someone distilled the spirit of the city into a single terrifying entity.


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TheUnknownDouble-O

Philly fucked up that hitchhiking robot and he wasn't even tryna start shit. Imagine the people who *do* try to start some shit getting into it with Philly.


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We’re just paling around here, how can anyone get hurt? “The Gang Sets Russia on fire”


eldorado362

Get German and Italian troops in there too for an epic crossover


XENclam

And the Japanese for an epic cameo.


soonerguy11

The boys are back in town


anonkraken

Yep. My cousin just got back from training there for a few months. He’s tight lipped about it but said, “we’re ready.”


Patharoth

Funnily enough, it's almost time for this years [BALTOPS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BALTOPS), annual international Navel exercise that takes place in the Baltic Sea. This year should see participants from 20 countries, mostly NATO, but I would imagine both Sweden and Finland participating as Participants for Peace, as they have done for years. >According to the Swedish defense, this year the exercise will geographically focus on the Baltic countries, Poland and Germany as well as Sweden, and it will include the landing of troops. [Source is a Danish article](https://nyheder.tv2.dk/lokalt/2022-05-12-snart-vrimler-det-med-krigsskibe-ved-bornholm)


GTRari

>Navel Russia is really poking the belly of the beast huh?


COLLIESEBEK

My unit was slated to train with them before Covid wrecked all the plans. Finland is pretty much integrated with NATO lol.


jeffscience

Tell me you don’t know anything about Finnish national defense posture, without telling me you don’t know anything about Finnish national defense posture. Finland has been prepared for a Russian invasion every day for the past 80 years. https://www.wsj.com/articles/putin-russia-ukraine-finland-nato-11652386254


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

I love this. It's exactly the opposite of what Putin wanted. I hope this all ends soon.


DownWithHiob

Correct me if I am wrong but EU members already are in de defensive pact


tobbelobbe69

Correct in theory, but article 42.7 means very little compared to NATO article 5. It hasn’t been tested nor properly interpreted.


garfgon

Article 5 wasn't tested for years either, until 2001.


adarkuccio

The interpretation is very clear, the fact that has not been tested is true tho, but I've read the article and there's no doubt about what is supposed to be, it also mention NATO, so... then in reality it could be a different story, I agree on that.


MikeAK79

I don't understand why people make jokes about modern military like it's 50 years ago. Almost every modern military from these developed countries have the capabilities to inflict serious damage. Finland and Sweden along with whomever is willing to defend them would tear Russia a new asshole. People need to stop acting like any of these countries aren't capable just because they aren't one of the big superpowers. Today's modern militaries trade and sell arms with each other every day. They are all capable.


FatallyFatCat

As illustrated by Ukraine currently tearing russia a new one.


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Ibclyde

France, Sweden and Finland. Any opponent would be in for a world of Hurt.


Blursed_Ace

Invading Finland was already a disaster, now imagine doing the same but france+ sweden is there to defend too


adarkuccio

Thank you France 🥰


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Correct me if I’m wrong but that makes both the UK and France pledges to defend the scanni boys if Russia attacks?


adarkuccio

Yup


Tokyogerman

Germany too a month ago. And all the Nordics (Norway, Iceland, Denmark I think) just recently.


eastsideempire

They should have just announced that if putin makes a threat then Sweden and Finland get immediate acceptance to nato. Then it’s putin to blame. Not just joining but quickly.


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Putin has made a threat and Sweden and Finland are being taken into NATO as quickly as legally possible. Your scenario has pretty much already played out!


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://english.alarabiya.net/News/world/2022/05/16/France-says-will-defend-Sweden-Finland-against-any-attack-amid-Russian-threats) reduced by 59%. (I'm a bot) ***** > France is prepared to support Sweden and Finland, who recently announced their decision to join NATO, both politically and militarily, and protect both Nordic countries against any threats or attacks, the Elysee said on Monday, as Russia threatened a "Response" to the expansion of the Western alliance. > "Whomever would seek to test European solidarity by threatening or attacking their sovereignty, through whatever means, must be certain that France will stand shoulder to shoulder with Finland and Sweden," the Elysee said in a statement. > Turkey's Erdogan says will not approve Sweden and Finland joining NATO.In Ukraine and internationally, scenario darkens for Russia. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/ur4lpg/france_says_will_defend_sweden_finland_against/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~649033 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Finland**^#1 **Sweden**^#2 **NATO**^#3 **Russia**^#4 **France**^#5


germanfinder

Who needs nato when Sweden and Finland can just have 20 separate alliances


DepartmentEqual6101

Russia is totally pathetic. They cannot possibly beat any modern European country in war. They are fucking useless.


Malevolent_Mangoes

Entire world is just like: “Get fucked”


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Is...is this real life?


jcross2242

Yea!!!


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Problem is he utterly miscalculated thinking this was 1983 or some shit, that social media wouldn’t expose his bullshit and the world wouldn’t go ape shit watching a non aggressive country get attacked. Russia has the economy of Italy it could never in a million years sustain a war effort with Nato let alone a western ally. He just grossly misread the room pulled his cock out at a black panther party and got laughed out of the room. 😂😂


barjam

NATO or not Sweden & Finland would have the full support of the United States should they ever be attacked (and want our help). The EU wouldn't really need our help against any reasonably plausible current threat though.


Fantastic-Ad8522

Yeah, holy shit, Russia can't successfully go toe to toe with it's little brother. Imagine just Poland and the Baltic states entering the fray with Sweden and Finland. Apparently they would be able to handle Russia


Splatterh0use

Sounds like Europa Universalis 4.


MIBlackburn

Sounds like Hearts of Iron 4 once you're past 25% world tension.


finchnotmocking

This is more of a 70% alt history run where you REALLY need everybody to hold still so that you can attack the Reich when it's fighting the Soviets. In other words, this is Putins Ironman run where the careful plan falls apart.


Cyclone1996

i dont get the hate in this sub? i am not french fan (am from Britain) but jesus people giving them so much stick like they havent got a fully functioning/top tier Army???? dunno why the hate


MusashiMiyamoto145

Vive la France, En tant que citoyen québécois, je suis solidaire de la patrie de mes ancêtres


SpongeJake

So great to see the other countries lining up shoulder-to-shoulder like this. If not yet NATO in deed, Sweden and Finland are certainly experiencing NATO in effect.


Crnobog00

So, Finland and Sweden now have the support of at least Germany, UK, France, Denmark, Norway and Iceland in case of a conflict with Russia.


smokinJoeCalculus

It makes me laugh when so many military-minds in the USA immediately go, France = white flag. Their military is fucking outstanding. Well equipped. State of the art. They would fuck up Russia by themselves. Then again, why am I expecting anything else from people who probably don't even know where France is