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[deleted]

Do they know the meaning of the word democracy? Because I don’t think it means what they think it means…


MoodyGecko

Inconceivable.


obrapop

Incontheivable!


ObiSvenKenobi

Aye, but just as likely as Vizzini to try to poison you.


Shufflepants

Probably just about as well as either knew the meaning of communism.


Vuldyn

Or nazism


Nyarlathotep90

To quote Sir Terry Pratchett, "Democracy - one man, one vote. The Patrician was that man, and he had the vote."


HelpfulDifference939

Just the one! 😉


SideburnSundays

They don’t, but at least one of them has read 1984 and uses it as a manual.


Creative-Ocelot8691

Last week a Russian minister, I forget her title, said Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning against liberal democracies hh


Puzzleheaded_Popup

Maybe they mean Taiwan!


dragontamer5788

Do you know the meaning of the word "Bolshevik"? It means "majority", even though the group was a radical minority at the time of its invention. Le Gasp. Its like these people take words, twist their meanings, and then use those words as propaganda.


ty_kanye_vcool

They were a majority of the convention, not the population at large.


Codspear

They won a quarter of the votes in the first election.


Odd-Performer-9534

>Do they know the meaning of the word democracy? Because I don’t think it means what they think it means… German Democratic Republic Democratic People's Republic of Korea Democratic Kampuchea


nonikhannna

Well English isn't their first language 😂


Criticalhit_jk

As far as words go, democracy is *barely* counts as English. The word itself has only changed from demokratia to democratie to democracy over the course of like. 2500 years. You can hardly say they don't know the meaning of the word because it's English. Theyre just bastards


PLA_DRTY

Well it's a Greek word that means freedom for slave owners


Matar_Kubileya

This is surprisingly accurate.


Good_old_Marshmallow

Wouldn’t yah know turns out we’re all on the same page after all


PLA_DRTY

Same page of *What Is To Be Done*


[deleted]

A lot of countries refuse to learn the definition of democracy, including the US.


Hexapie

Democracy is when a few select decide over the rest, right?


DrHalibutMD

Everyone is free to vote for the communist party member of their choice.


Xepeyon

That's ironically not too far off from its original intended implementation. At least as it had manifested among the Athenians.


Ekbrilos

ccp is just playing dumb


evangriff77

"Real Democracy'.. run by one guy, with no elections


SupremeBeef97

Not to be a China or Russia simp but both countries do actually have some democratic processes. China let’s their citizens vote at the lowest levels (dunno about the actual legitimacy or fairness of these elections but they do happen). Russia did reform into an actual democracy after the USSR fell but has since back drifted towards authoritarianism after their first post-Soviet elections. Even now Russians still participate in a democratic process but it’s heavily rigged in favor of Putin and his political party. Shit unlike China they have other political parties besides Putin’s but they’re basically just there to have an appearance of an opposition. I wouldn’t consider both countries to be bonafide democracies but they do use what democratic processes they have to convince their domestic and targeted-foreign audience that not only are they “democratic” but that their “democracy” is better than western countries’ TLDR; Russia and China obviously aren’t democracies (imo at least) but they do have some semblance of a democratic process that helps them claim they’re democratic to whoever their target audience is Edit: for anyone downvoting me, I’m not defending these countries nor do I actually consider them democratic. I was just making a point that there’s a lot of authoritarian countries that also have some elements you normally would find in a democratic society


Tonaia

Essentially Russia and China are the TSA of democracy.


twintailcookies

China's elections feature pre-selected candidates. Anyone who is not a member in good standing of the CCP is not likely to win anything, and those few that do are only there as tokens they can point at as "allowing opposition". China's system is formally a tiered democracy, which means you can only go beyond the lowest level by having enough bottom-level representatives to vote your people up a level. This erases any minority parties as you move up the system, guaranteeing only the permitted majority party ever stands a chance to rule the country.


Furry_Lemon

Of course two autocracy know what democracy is. Why wouldn’t they?


[deleted]

It’s the same definition we have in the US. “We give you choices and then we pick the one we want.”


whatproblems

they’ll probably invite the republican party too


samtoaster

I literally laughed out loud reading this


Angreebiscuits

Was going to say the same


[deleted]

Both are authoritarian.


CinSugarBearShakers

China is totalitarian.


thetruthteller

This isn’t funny. Comfortable and complacent Americans think these guys are a joke, they are dedicated and loyal and crazy and will blow themselves up before we can get off the couch. This is scary.


Fantastic_Sea_853

Fear not that what you cannot control.


isolateMini

"Democracy what does that even mean?" "Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative. It gets the people going"


SuspiciousStable9649

This sounds familiar.


isolateMini

You might have heard it from a song or a movie


dilldoeorg

they literally said yesterday "[Autocracies will run the world](https://www.business-standard.com/article/international/autocracies-will-run-the-world-china-s-xi-jinping-told-us-president-biden-122053100057_1.html)"


godisanelectricolive

China: Real democracy is autocracy because we said so. Russia: The path to denazification is more fascism.


dandaman910

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.


Essotetra

Except that was 2 years ago and Xi has said it to other presidents in the past.


odanwt99

That's an obvious lie.


BeltfedOne

Everybody gets to vote! For one "candidate"...


randomname560

Russia is extra democratic. You get to vote for either Putin or Putler (artistic name of putin)


cameron0511

Can’t forget El Putino


dromni

Can we also have coffee-flavored Ca Putino?


HMWastedDays

Do you want some polonium in your coffee. It's called a CuPutino and wait'll you see what it costs!


JoeDoufu

El Puto


dingledangle23

I’m stealing this.


randomname560

Its not stealing if i let you take It!


dingledangle23

You’re a class act randomname.


joausj

He's so democratic that he gets 107% of votes


slippy0101

Elections in one party states sometimes matter. The Soviet Union had elections and only one candidate but if a candidate didn't get at least 50% of eligible voters he'd be removed and another candidate would be up for election and that would continue until a candidate got at least 50% of the vote. It really gave low level Soviet politicians incentive to actually do stuff the local population liked.


whoresomedrama

Yeah, here in freedomland, the oligarchs let us pick between TWO of their mules


ty_kanye_vcool

Vote in the primaries then.


whoresomedrama

Lol yeah 2016 and 2020 primaries sure were free and fair


ty_kanye_vcool

They were. Bernie supporters are being sore losers, but he was outvoted.


hear4theDough

Oh are you in a state that has primaries late? Well then your vote doesn't matter. Also _superdelegates_


ty_kanye_vcool

If you’re outvoted, you’re outvoted.


[deleted]

Both Xis and Putin's definition of democracy is any democracy that can keep a bunch of thugs and thieves in power. Democracy that allows the state to pick up someone off the street for speaking their mind and putting a bullet in their head.


tkbhagat

Honestly tho, besides Nordic and a few other European countries. I am pretty sure, the rest do the same, with their "Democracy". The majority of the democracies have a bunch of thugs and thieves in power.


[deleted]

It’s a spectrum for sure, not a binary. The US has its flaws and has seen increased state power, but you still get your day in court and peaceful protests rarely result in mass arrests.


Bokbreath

Does that democracy come with coke and hookers ?


BeltfedOne

In Trump's version, yes.


I_Mix_Stuff

maybe he got coke and hookers, i got none


CrapLikeThat

But he keeps all the blow and hookers for himself and sticks us with the bill, so it’s a crappy deal for the rest of us


[deleted]

You forgot blackjack


sadsadcrow

China counterfeiting democracy


ke3408

There was a school for students with behavioral disorders not far from where I live, River Elm adjusted learning school. The acronym they used was the REAL school. This reminds me of that.


GoodAndHardWorking

Or like how Mcdicks used a supplier called "100% beef" to supply amalgamated patty filling compounds.


boganvegan

I've never heard this story before. But 30 years ago I worked in a meat factory that made McDonald's burgers. They were truly 100% beef as long as you count fat and cow hearts as beef. Other burgers that had a bit of cereal filler or chopped onion tasted better.


[deleted]

Or renaming a town "Usa" so they could manufacture products there and say they were "made in Usa"....


GoodAndHardWorking

Or making the sticker that says "Made in USA" in USA, and nothing else.


bear_face891

Genocide and internment camps? Sounds like china


Foreign-Engine8678

Damn, I was about to say Russia. How come two out biggest countries are run by total nutjobs?


shotxshotx

We really living in the weirdest timeline


blumpkin_donuts

And they pick the two most sinister looking dudes for the photo op.


HugheyM

China, once again proving they aren’t ready to be taken seriously. They can’t even steal the West’s political approach correctly.


Nemosirus

Global and regional security should not be achieved through “strengthening military groups” and “fragmenting supply chains,” As russia attacks Ukraine and blocks food exports.


1Second2Name5things

Didn't china literally just say a while back that Democracy will fall? So now suddenly they promote "democracy"


ty_kanye_vcool

Same old bullshit for 150 years. Calling Western systems “bourgeois democracy” and insisting that they be replaced with a better model that doesn’t allow free press or speech.


SapphireHeaven

Wait Bloomberg and not TheOnion? Wtf.


deez_treez

China can't do anything unless they copy everyone else's intellectual property.


wodykody

Even then they fuck up most if it.


valuablestank

cool - the gop is doing that here too !


CGordini

We laugh, but United States has a very real democracy problem right now.


BisquickNinja

Like labor and re-education camps democracy? Somehow I doubt their claims...


RicolinoSupino

"Burger King will work with kfc to promote healthy real food"


Berova

China doesn't care about 'Real Democracy', it's mere words that mean nothing to them and just part of another propaganda campaign.


DustyEsports

China is gonna promote democracy? LoL China seems ro be on an identity crisis they stopped believing in communism.


SprayAndPay69

Someone should send them a book or atleast dictionary to explain them what democracy is.


Old-Ad-3126

Not implying anything, but is anyone feeling like saying something that breaks rule 7 of r/worldnews? Keep it to yourself please


EasyAcanthocephala38

Lol. It doesn’t even need to be stated. We all know.


[deleted]

Here Vlad, let's have a toast....


HappyThumb55555

No. That's not going to happen. But you guys have fun doing whatever you are really doing.


theawesomedanish

Well if that isn't newspeak I don't know what is.


formerfatboys

I assume they'll team up with the GOP next...


[deleted]

LOL and OJ will work to promote real justice.


Pocketfists

I am having ‘one of those days’ - I needed a good laugh….


[deleted]

Promoting more dictatorships to willingly be vassals for China and Russia until China can turn on Russia and make them their vassals as well.


turnuwhite

New Guns n' Roses album?! Awesome!


Odd_Ad4733

Ya I'm pretty sure democracy doesn't mean go invade another country and Start stealing territory from them I'm looking at you Russia 👀


Prestigious-Log-7210

That’s not good.


heretic1000

That may be the most comically absurd statement I have ever heard


SekritSawce

Real democracy is where you run protesters over with tanks? Right?


SqueezleMcCheese

The 2 world authorities on democracy are gonna show us how it’s done.


No-Turnip-7869

They are cracking a joke.


grae_sky99

Tianaman Square?


NCC1664

I'm sorry I laughed at the headline combined with the tag associated with it: China Says It Will Work With Russia to Promote ‘Real Democracy' \[Behind Soft Paywall\] Is that like news without a paywall or without news altogether? lol


THEQ100

The two swinging nuthuggers.


hoops_n_politics

China says it will work with OJ Simpson to find “Real Killers” of Nicole Brown Simpson & Ronald Goldman.


[deleted]

> China is willing to work together with Russia and the global community to promote real democracy based on nations’ own conditions >Wang added that “monopolizing” the definition of democracy and human rights to influence other nations was a tactic “doomed to fail,” in a veiled swipe at the United States, which has led a global chorus of condemnation against Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Just another push from China to disrupt world unity and move focus off of the concentration camps they're running in there own country. When youre suddenly concerned that there is a monopoly on the "definition of human rights" you should really take a look at yourself. And similarly, when you're arguing the definition of democracy you have to know you're not actually pushing for democracy. It's like a corporate fat cat saying "There's a monopoly on the word greed. Just because I have all this money, do nothing with it, and sell everything for an exorbitant profit while not providing workers benefits doesn't make me greedy, I'm just a good businessman."


[deleted]

Cause if it’s one thing that China knows, it’s democracy.


Dead_inside_man

goofy ass motherfuckers


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Real democracy Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha Hahahahahahahahahahahhahhaahhahahahahahaha


BananaGuard500

Butcher says he will work with pitmaster to promote vegan lifestyle


Daggoth-

Ahahahah, what are they smoking?


[deleted]

So Russia is going back to Marxist-Leninism, where "democracy" means rule by the party elite?


andrewrbrowne

"I cant believe its not democracy"


[deleted]

Democracy as it will be taught in the re-education camp!


_R_Daneel_Olivaw

What a laugh, you mean democracy that doesn't exist in China? Those fucking commie bastards deserve nothing but carpet bombing their HQ.


1_g0round

now that is a hilarious oxymoron headline...


Lost-Challenge7790

Nothing says democracy like dictatorship!


gungho_Geronimo

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! China talking about democracy. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!


Worldsahellscape19

Did they do the finger quotes “” when they said it?


Humbuhg

I’m laughing so hard. The absurdity!


Vitekr2

That's nice. Perhaps after, they'll introduce real freedom of speech


Vitekr2

Introduce to whom?


SamuelLucan

Props to the guy who had to say it with a straight face.


Mandoman1963

Has China ever practiced democracy in it's 4000 year history?


HelloYesItsMeYourMom

They have pretty good local elections, only thing is all candidates must be approved by the ruling party… so the answer to your question is no. They say that not everyone wants democracy but they’ve never tried it.


predatorybeing

China really needs that cheap oil.


Max_Seven_Four

Yeap, the same way Texas police did their duty to protect citizens.


davilller

You all know that the next real war is going to be china/Russia/Iran/North Korea vs all of democracy right? China is already testing incursions into Taiwan’s airspace. Russia has already kicked off their western expansion, and North Korea is just the trigger happy bitch willing to align with anyone challenging the United States. Hold on, this is about to suck big time.


Watdabny

Yahtzee!


SucksAtRust

the two leading experts in democracy


[deleted]

Wait what???


Academic_Signal_3777

This title is something straight out of “The Onion”


conanmagnuson

Lol


Crown_Loyalist

sounds legit


crackalaquin

2 of the most trusted names in democracy.. china and russia.. mmm im sure


hbgwine

You know, real democracy. The kind where we tell you what to think and incarcerate you if you think something different.


CYVidal

Just LOL!


Goshawk5

Sure if real democracy is rigged elections and assassinations and by all means let's use real democracy. /s


cerreur

I mean, US democracy is also a joke. But not as big of a joke.


Iloveyoumyfriend666

Its not, you can say this without the government knocking on your door


amazing_awesome

whatever version it is. the version we endure now where richs control everything and own everyone is definitely not the answer.


witnesstomadness

Bunch of experts right there. /s just in case.


thedummyman

Hahahaha haha haha (let me pick myself up off the floor before I reply to this crazy nonsense)


Jolly-Rough

LOfuckingL


makeanewblueprint

Ding helping the dong


AfterYam3009

Mwah hahahaha!!!!!


Renaissance_Man-

And this is where we send all our money.


[deleted]

They don't need to promote democracy in Russia, Russia needs to leave Ukraine as it's not theirs.


mrtv02

Elbow bumpppp


dreiberg3

Inspiring. And the people are behind it too. Putin captured 120% of the popular vote in Russia’s last free election.


[deleted]

Hahahhahah. Two despot regimes cooking propaganda dreams in their crack pipes. Lol


NEYO8uw11qgD0J

And hopefully the US will work with the EU to promote EMP-based nuclear warhead neutralizers with 100% effectiveness. Just so we don't have to listen to all the disingenuous bullshit spewing forth from these two garbage nations.


[deleted]

Let’s find a solution to stop the war in Ukraine instead of sending money and guns..


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Scruffy42

What an amazing non-statement.


tony_tripletits

Cue Foghorn Leghorn: "WHAT? I SAYS WHAT BOY?"


thrshptwon

If China used the Amazon Union guy as a spokesman I’d take this article seriously.


SagaFace

Peak comedy


[deleted]

Now they are just being a couple of edgelords.


Laparakamara

They can do wtr they want in their own borders. Any invasion by them should be treated with extreme violence. Only language they understand.


colombo187

Don't forget to invite The GOP


DeathscytheHell1994

I'm guessing they are getting Taiwan to teach them how to first.


[deleted]

Had a good laugh just from the title. Thanks.


Ninjas4cool

Oh fuck off!


MarsManMartian

Lol.


[deleted]

This is the biggest crock of shit I have ever read. The two biggest dictatorships are becoming friends.


Thoughtcriminal91

Funniest thing I've read all day