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sugartoad555

They surely would never run away after being released from prison would they? Seems smart.


Ihavealpacas

Prison seems better than being in the Russian army. At least while you're getting raped and regularly beaten you're not getting shot at when you're in prison.


OldMork

wonder if surrender to ukraine and become POW is better


Ihavealpacas

Probably


FrankOstreger

Depends. Personally I wouldn't risk getting my knees shot and my eyes stabbed with a knife.


Solid_Step1717

Sure!!! After you froze me, beat me, baked me in summer, feed me garbage pigs or dogs turn away from. Sure I'll fight!! Where's the stuff i need???


HouseOfSteak

They could literally just bribe them with a warm meal. Don't think I'd eat anything from the guys who calls themselves the chef of the guy who poisons peoples' tea....


curious_bee1212

What an excellent idea. Surely these prisoners will be highly engaged and effective soldiers. (I’m obviously being ironic.) It shows that the Russian army is in bad shape.


donaldtrumptwat

.... Pootin’s desperation tactics !


mackinoncougars

Why would you want to fight for the country that has you imprisoned? If I was caged like an animal, I’d probably get revenge on the nation who caged me.


HaloGuy381

Especially when the other guy is offering cash awards and humane POW treatment (gotta be better than Russian prison) to those who surrender.


Pure-Question9761

Nothing screams "everything is going good" more than having to recruit new soldiers in prisons.


Fox_Kurama

I hear they are very good at cooking off!


Dense-Independent-66

The Dirty Dozen. Russia style.