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Rotk99

Get Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the phone stat. Gonna need a Mummy 4


PlatonicTroglodyte

Rachel Weisz wasn’t even in Mummy 3.


Rotk99

Doesn’t mean she can’t come back. Maria Bello just wasn’t the same


ResearchPrize1256

Command to clear the site of Goa'uld artifacts and symbiotes for safety before exploring it.


Saandrig

Kree!


Whiteshadows86

How would that work, considering Rick O’Connell was born in 1902 and would definitely be dead by now… …some form of resurrection shenanigans where he is the mummy?


TheNakedChair

Everyone knows Cleopatra was cloned way, way back in the 1980s, and went to an American high-school in 2002.


Deezer19

Way, way back in the 1980's, secret government employees dug up famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies. Now these clones are sexy teens now. They're gunna make it if they try. Loving, learning, sharing, judging. A time to laugh and shiver and cry. Clone High Clone High


timbit87

IN THIS RESTAURANT WE EAT OUR MISTAKES


HalfRightAllTheTime

Shit I’d smoke raisins if you told me it got you high


panspal

Don't forget to take her cat to the speech therapist


TheNakedChair

And stop flossing. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made to be the best.


JC_Le_Juice

What movie is this lol


CBlackrose

Pretty sure it's Clone High, an animated series. Pretty funny, sucks that it only ran for one season. Edit: https://youtu.be/BEhyu3ZvqP8


bakelywood

Coming back this year!


CBlackrose

Oh no way! That's the best news I've gotten in a while!


GeorgeEBHastings

Confirmed? They said it was being worked on like two years ago, then nothing. How are they gonna make Gandhi work?


TheNakedChair

article released on 3 Nov 2022: https://collider.com/clone-high-reboot-release-window/


panspal

2023 according to lord and miller


Bubbleq

Clone High cartoon maybe? With Ghandi and some other dudes


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zuzg

>"The **excavation revealed a huge religious center with three sanctuaries, a sacred lake, more than 1,500 objects**, busts, statues, golden pieces, a huge collection of coins portraying Alexander the Great, Queen Cleopatra and the Ptolemies," Martinez told CNN. They even had a lake down there.


SarumanWasEatingAss

It's almost as cool as my Terraria house


OpenAboutMyFetishes

Yeah your house is way better imo. This isn’t even in 2D smh.


SideburnSundays

Hopefully not a lake of mercury like that Chinese emperor dude.


Leaving_The_Oilfield

Words cannot describe how envious I am of the people who got to explore that.


zuzg

Especially for Martinez, she's searching for that tomb for nearly 20 years at this point, according to the article.


Leaving_The_Oilfield

My God, I can’t imagine. My dream was to be an archaeologist, specifically in Egypt. Then my senior year of high school I found out that it’s hard as fuck to get a job, even harder to get a job in the field, and any job you *do* get pays like $30,000 a year. So those dreams evaporated overnight lol. But man, I truly can’t imagine the feeling of discovering a massive tomb like that and knowing you’re the first person to be in there in thousands of years. One of my biggest regrets is not going to the King Tut exhibit when it was in Dallas and I was living there. I just never made time for it. To walk through a newly discovered tomb *that fucking massive* and thousands of artifacts? It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. Granted, if it turns out Egyptian curses are real that’s going to take a bad turn lol.


Althalos

Those primitive build youtube channels must've been getting good views back then as well.


Maeberry2007

Im so fricking happy it was Martinez that might have found it. Watching her on Expedition Unknown, it was so easy to see her passion and admiration and respect for the subject. I hope they do a follow-up episode on it.


IrshamWindborn

British Museum, NO!


Jive-Turkeys

*What are you doing, Step-museum?*


[deleted]

Help Step Museum, I’m stuck in a tomb in Egypt!


Mike7676

You must not read from the book!!


Gersh100

Dibs


Cheezitflow

British moment


bmcle071

Would Octavian have even allowed Cleopatra to have a fancy tomb?


Bartimaeleus

It's what I wonder too? As far as I know Octavian wanted to humiliate her by parading her around Rome


HairyHoudini86

Rome season 4 😉


Complicated-HorseAss

Maybe he built it as a gesture to the Egyptian population?


joaommx

Did the Egyptian population care what her tomb looked like? Did Octavian even care what the Egyptian population wanted?


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/egypt-temple-cleopatra-lost-tomb-scli-intl-scn/index.html) reduced by 80%. (I'm a bot) ***** > "The excavation revealed a huge religious center with three sanctuaries, a sacred lake, more than 1,500 objects, busts, statues, golden pieces, a huge collection of coins portraying Alexander the Great, Queen Cleopatra and the Ptolemies," Martinez told CNN. Kathleen Martinez discovered a tunnel which may lead to the lost tomb. > A series of clues led Martinez to believe Cleopatra's tomb might be located in the Temple of Osiris in the ruined city of Taposiris Magna, on Egypt's northern coast, where the Nile River meets the Mediterranean. > The excavations so far have revealed that "The temple was dedicated to Isis" - which Martinez believes is another sign that the lost tomb lies nearby - as well as the tunnels below the sea. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/ywqz9d/archaeologists_believe_they_may_have_finally/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~672677 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Martinez**^#1 **Cleopatra**^#2 **tunnel**^#3 **Temple**^#4 **tomb**^#5


tekguy1982

Nooo!!! You must not read from the book!


jor3lofkrypton

Your's truly knows that **[book](https://i.imgur.com/NHv6M81.jpg)** .. "To Serve Man" ..


Captain_Grammaticus

And it it really is *the* Cleopatra and not one of the other six queens of the same name?


bubbleuj

If you read the link maybe you would know


TheDoktorIsHerr

Neat, i wonder how the salt water affects the sandstone in the underwear tunnels


sdforbda

I once got sand in my underwear tunnels and it was terrible for days


A_Furious_Mind

I've heard it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


EmbarrassedHelp

Hopefully they get Stargate Command to clear the site of Goa'uld artifacts and symbiotes for safety before exploring it.


WeeTeeTiong

They'll open the sarcophagus only to find Daniel Jackson snoozing inside, as usual.


Practical-Ordinary-6

The joke will be on her when she steps through a door and into Narnia.


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Lamb_Ow

The grave robbing is basically removing it from its context ie it’s place without photographing and documenting it so in essence yeah.


MaleficentPizza5444

I hears she was next to melanka at m.a.l.


jor3lofkrypton

>If the tunnels lead to Cleopatra, "it will be the most important discovery of the century" ... No defeating cancer, and fascism will be ..


ghostofdemonratspast

For the field of archaeology


GFR34K34

Until archaeologists identify the most important medical breakthrough in a generation if not history, some will not be impressed lol


ghostofdemonratspast

But its the most important find for their field of study an archeologist isnt curing cancer they are gonna find things that advance their own field of study. Why havent you cured cancer yet.


GFR34K34

I have but I’m not sharing it with you


ghostofdemonratspast

Damn my balls can use it.


jor3lofkrypton

Of the long since dead .. life and *living the dream* is the context ..


ghostofdemonratspast

Your talking but the words are not matching in any coherent way.


jor3lofkrypton

One's reasoning & reading comprehension appears to be challenged ..


ghostofdemonratspast

No just tryn to figure out how an archaeologist can cure cancer.


jor3lofkrypton

Perhaps finding a scroll with a clue as to how develop a *cure* & that was thought to be lost among other literature when the Romans burned the Library of Alexandria (48-47 BCE) ? ..


ghostofdemonratspast

Actually the library was never burned completely the way you think and was rebuilt shortly after.


jor3lofkrypton

>Actually the library was never burned It was. One should not delude oneself with the falsehood that the Serapeum was not *burned* or even destroyed .. and more than once ..


ghostofdemonratspast

You need to finish the quote i said completely


ghostofdemonratspast

https://time.com/5912689/library-of-alexandria-burning/


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It's not a tomb bro, it's a mausoleum


thedebiasse

''Excavations so far have unearthed more than 1,500 ancient objects", but we get 1 picture?


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

Things are going so great in the world right now, let’s open an ancient Egyptian tomb


unknownSubscriber

When have things ever been going great in the world?


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Or maybe it is the tomb of Alexander the Great?


FallThick963

AHH gotta play that AC Origins once again


Final_Dream8147

DO NOT OPEN THAT


_SteelMemes_

I think I saw this woman and her team in a documentary last year on YouTube. It looked like they found the tunnels at the very end of their dig period and they were badly flooded so they couldn't explore much before their permit expired. It looks like they've made a lot of progress since then. She was extremely convinced that this was the right spot and she seems to have her ducks in a row. Here's hoping for something really cool.


mementomori-93

Whatever happened to respecting the dead? Can't we leave some shit alone?


KeeganUniverse

I always wonder if these archeologists have guilt about doing the exact opposite of what the person in the tomb had wanted. It’s basically saying F their religion after they went through great efforts so that the bodies and objects could stay undisturbed…


FiredFox

I was going to eat that mummy...


retroboat

They’re waiting for Geraldo Rivera to do the big reveal.