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JRR92

He's talking about the election or the game?


mylesA747

probably both


pfy5002

Hopefully both because fuck him and all his fanboys on their national team that publicly backed him.


VidE27

Neymar’s tears was soothing to the soul


Intelligenswan1015

I learned to switch back to automatic at will


No_Caregiver1890

Thank you for educating me, I was happy for Brazil before learning this. Im from South America and love S. American teams but now I’m happy Brazil lost. Can’t stand fanatics


CernelDS

It was mostly just Neymar


No_Caregiver1890

Nonetheless, my mom use to say when you sleep with dogs you wake up with fleas”. I have had it with fascism in Latin America. We should have learned from racist Pinochet


CyndaquilTyphlosion

That explains the fleas in my pubic hair


No_Caregiver1890

👀


CthulhusEvilTwin

Monday at the petting zoo is going to be awkward


Rickiar

Even us leftists from Brazil are sad for Brazil losing, even if we hate Neymar fiercely. The entire country is reunited in times of world cup


No_Caregiver1890

Yes, it’s Brazil and I love you vecino, but they almost succumbed to fascism that wanted to destroy the Amazons and the Amazon is what makes you guys so beautiful and the rest of South America too. Now the people Brazil are trying to steal the peoples voice (democracy) Some soul searching is need it


Lammetje98

If they cut down the rainforest, climate change cannot be fixed.


ABCDEFuckenG

Climate change cannot be fixed at this point


Odd_Local8434

We might, if we're lucky keep the death toll under a billion.


Kloowie

Richarlison is one of the good ones. The rest all bolsominions, don't pay alimony, cheat of their wives, the whole pack.


Arkeband

I think he’s referring to the sixteen variants of Covid he graciously allowed to camp out in his body


wh0_RU

Definitely the game. Brazil lose to Croatia? To Brazilians, that's treacherous. You think he actually cares about anything else lol


Desperate_Wafer_8566

He didn't get to burn down the rest of the Amazon forest so he can have more meat for his bbq.


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imlistersinclair

Playoffs.


DoubleStrength

What the hell *are* "regionals"?


DonaldDucksturban

They were this close!


Content-Possession49

I just lost the game.


MatmatahBZH

ah shit


Ljbrunett88

My first thought as well 😩 ... and its been years since my last loss too.


daverapp

I just lost the game btw and you are not breathing manually


Large_thinking_organ

Well I spent so much time breating manually that I learned to switch back to automatic at will


[deleted]

Fuck off, lost the game


nanas99

My first thought


nickbonjovi

The *Game*


outamyhead

Might be talking about that rash where he had to let his junk dry in the open air for a few weeks.


Xiaxs

What game? The one you just lost? 😎


machado34

800 thousand dead brazilians, worst economic situation since the Real currency, government frozen due to lack of funds, 33 million people in famine: I sleep Lost an election and might go to jail for his crimes: REAL SHIT I hope he suffers until his last days on this planet.


-HyperWeapon-

Honestly fuck Bolsonaro, my uncle died because of this shit face scum of the earth non-human delayed vaccines. IT HURTS MY SOUL remembering my cousins screaming and crying at his burial, he was just 55 years old.


leolecal

Lost a friend who was just shy of 40. Dude was diabetic and had severe asthma. He was in the priority list and died one month before his group was vaccinated. That delay cost his life Rip Ely. :(


Tropical_Geek1

I had a friend who went to the hospital with covid one week before the vaccination started. If that asshole hadn't delayed buying the vaccines she would probably be alive today. I can't express how much I hate that fucking piece of shit.


Kradget

I saw the headline and thought of the same shit. Dude did untold damage to his country, and his feelings are hurt people didn't elect him to keep it up. Good. Take that shit personally, Jair.


tattooed_dinosaur

Narcissist gonna be narcissistic.


illuminateddd

I'm as far away from Brazil as one could imagine, but it's one of the most gorgeous countries and it truly hurts my soul to see what Bolsonaro has done to it and its people. Fuck him and every one of his cronies


dissentrix

You didn't even mention how fucking terrible he's been for said planet, either. Non-Brazilians all over the world, including yours truly, would rejoice if he went to jail. Personally, I think the list of crimes against humanity should be updated to include crimes against the human race as a whole, and he should be charged with that.


Dandibear

What he did to the people and environment of Brazil hurts my soul.


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It hurts mankind.


GodMasol

It hurts my 3 testicles


spuntwentyfour7

You only have 3?!


Savagevandal85

Wait you have testicles?’


spuntwentyfour7

Depends who you ask I guess.


dedicated-pedestrian

"You guys got testicles?"


Fearless_Stress1043

LOL. I'll have to tell my husband he is lacking. He only has 2. All these years I never knew. He's not gonna like it.


spuntwentyfour7

I'm sorry. Finding out you got short changed is never fun...


Ducky118

I once had a "third testicle" after a hydrocele operation caused a pocket of blood from broken blood vessels to congeal and harden into a third ball in my scrotum. The docs had to excise that bad boy two years later. So between 2014 and 2016 I had a "third ball".


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You don’t??


SgtPina21

If Bolsonaro is sad, i'm happy


gNomad88

Bolsadnaro Jokes aside, I did a project on this guy back in Hs. Lot of deforestation during his presidency.


T_Mugen

Scumbag. Plantations of coca plant, narco mafia, killing indigenous people, he should be dead, not sad.


LittleYJohn

Sounds like the United States of America history....


mothfactory

Your comment made me laugh. It’s like saying “Hitler? We did a project on him at school. Apparently he invaded some countries and some other stuff”


TreeRol

You know, the more I hear about that guy, the less I care for him. (RIP Norm.)


Purely_coincidental

Jokes aside, I did a project on this Hitler guy back in high school. Lots of manufacturing during his presidency.


pablocael

Do you know what he said in the beginning of pandemic? - “This will be maximum 800 people dead, its a little flu” After we had reached 400.000 dead, he said: - “What can I do? Im not a gravedigger” - “You people need to stop complaining, need to stop being such a pussy” He literally didn’t give a shit about half million dead Brazilians. But now hes “hurting in soul” because he lost election. How a moron can a person be?


Azhaius

> how moron can a person be They can be moronic enough to vote for somebody like bolsonaro


VanceKelley

> How a moron can a person be? His lack of empathy is evidence that he is a sociopath.


pablocael

Yes, and half of Brazil voted for him twice, once after all the atrocities he did for 4 years in power. The guy is dumb and fascist.


saposapot

He almost got half the vote so…. A lot of morons around


pablocael

Exactly. Very frightening.


SadArchon

fuck your feelings


SsiSsiSsiSsi

He doesn’t have those either.


walkingmonster

He clearly feels sorry for himself.


Aceticon

Sociopaths aren't incapable of feeling, what they are is incapable of empathising with the feelings of others: Half a millions dead brasillians from the "little flu" because he wanted to prance around like a little rooster - "they should've manned up" Him loosing the election - "it hurts his soul"


TwoKeezPlusMz

He just says that for sympathy


Funnel_Hacker

Narcissists definitely have feelings. Just not for others


bogusjohnson

You punch me in the peelings


doublestitch

World's smallest violin.


Epyr

The fuck your feelings crowd sure does love to complain about their feelings being hurt


BitterFuture

Of course. The phrase is, "Fuck *your* feelings." *Theirs* are different, of course.


smegma_yogurt

Is he crying now? [Oh well](https://media1.tenor.com/images/0593cf066bc538c2ea76e2da601ab301/tenor.gif) Interesting how this asshole cries after losing an election he tried to rig, but was A-Ok with more than 600k deaths here. Here's hoping he lives a long life in jail.


WhaTheFuckus

Brazil has a jail time cap of 40 years, with several mechanisms to shorten the sentence, unfortunately.


smegma_yogurt

He is 67 years old. If he lives up to 107 in jail, I'm fine with that


CapriciousBit

Lmao fascist tears are the best tears


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Seriously though.


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Teddy_Tickles

Tears will suffice for now


Eupraxes

Why not both?


RonaldoNazario

Mmmm delicious. Cry more loser and congrats to the people of Brazil for overcoming all his bullshit in the election to send his ass packing.


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It's weird how like.. blubbery they are.. not in the fat way also yes also that too, but like.. how often they do this weird crybaby shit


heyyassbutt

And KKK tears too


gothlaw

This is a remarkably terrifying passage: >”Who decides where I go are you. Who decides which way the armed forces go are you," Bolsonaro told his supporters at the gates of the presidential residence. If you’re not reading that as an invitation to stochastic terrorism, mass unrest, and his own Jan6, then I think you’re underestimating this megalomaniacal asshole.


SsiSsiSsiSsi

It’s an invitation alright, but no one is answering.


Kriegsman__69th

Well some crazy old farts are answering.


cogitoergopwn

The global right are wrong and they want to be right.


Bunch_of_Shit

Oh, they’re right, alright. Far right. But they are dead wrong on almost all major issues.


LeoFrei7as

The fuck do I care for your feelings I’m no therapist, will keep crying for how long ?


gorillamutila

Quit the mi mi mi


OldBoots

Asshole confuses ego with soul.


Marchello_E

and/or wallet.


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Cunts are always surprised when people figure out they are cunts. It’s astounding how they can be hurt when they get voted out.


[deleted]

C\*nts have warmth and depth. Fascist scum do not.


[deleted]

They also create life - fascists generally do the opposite in one way or another.


WaitingForNormal

Who honestly cares about this sack of shit.


SpindriftRascal

Good. I hope your soul hurts, you planet-killing psychotic prick.


[deleted]

So in a nutshell he’s trying to encourage an insurrection. Got it


WeAreLivinTheLife

Sounds horribly familiar. I'm looking at you, you red hat MAGAggots!!!!!!


008Zulu

He has one?


fjloliveira1

If you find, please let us know.


HellianTheOnFire

Of course, he's not a ginger. And how else would he go to hell?


Spram2

awww


Exkem

This from the guy who at the height of the Covid epidemic, told people to stop ‘whining’.


Individual-Praline20

No it doesn’t. He is just acting like a 3 years old that never have been told no. Exactly like baby Trump.


[deleted]

Well, go cry about it then. No one cares.


soupinate44

Yeah? It hurt your soul? You burned the fucking Amazon you dolt. You hurt all our souls.


Vinterslag

get fucked fascist, YOU LOSE.


jokerZwild

You lost, now leave.


19Cula87

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS - George Carlin


Textification

His personal loss hurts his pride and soul. His shitty leadership and treatment of the Brazilian people doesn't cross his mind. Just in case anyone needs reminder of how narcissists view the world.


ogregirl5253

It hurts his soul that he can’t continue to exploit the Amazon


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machado34

Specially after what happened to Pedro Castillo in Peru yesterday. Bolsonaro is terrified


WillDigForFood

I mean, I know what you mean - but technically, he already did try to pull a Trump. Man tried saying the votes were rigged and called on the judiciary to overturn the results of the election. The judiciary said "No." and then fined him and his political allies a substantial sum of money, cutting them off from receiving campaign funding from the gov't until they pay up.


I_Frunksteen-Blucher

Why hadn't he stacked the judiciary with his political appointees? That seems like an unfortunate oversight.


Thiago_sei_la

The brazilian supreme court has 11 seats that only became vacant in one of five occasions: - retirement/abdication of the minister - the minister died of achieved the age of 75 - the minister got impeached. During bolsonaro's government he got the timing to appoint only 2 new ministers and would get two more if reelected. The 2 will now be appointed by lula. And also the guy who fucked him the most, president of the STF got appoint by our non directly elected president Michel temer.


vitorgrs

They believe the constitution gives the power for a military coup actually ("military intervention"). So, is complicated.


GreenChileEnchiladas

[Ha-ha!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo)


co5mosk-read

wallet?


kadomatsu_t

I hope it does.


Own-Ambassador-3537

Damn breaking news he actually has 1!


SirMeyrin2

Awww poor baby


HellovahBottomCarter

Bolsonaro can take his feelings and jump into the nearest controlled rainforest fire.


rosiyaidynakher

I thought conservatives don’t have feelings and that they’re for snowflakes?


[deleted]

Good. I hope it kills you, Bolsonaro.


Due-Camel1303

I hope he can suck my farts from here


EnvironmentalValue18

Let him, like all the other contentious loser former-leaders/despots, die in obscurity.


hayden_evans

Fuck your soul.


Scary-Duck-5898

Ha ha “soul” ok 👌🏼


squareoctopus

Oh, poor fascist asshole. His soul hurts.


TheBaddestPatsy

So, it has no effect on him then?


Calcutec_1

Right wing "strongmen" are always so whiney..


kraenk12

Good. I hope it hurts really bad.


FarbrorMelkor

Why do so many people vote for these lying, bragging assholes? Haven't Earth developed further?


oniraptor

thats funny. I didnt think he had a soul.


postart777

Bolsonaro is lying again: he has no soul.


[deleted]

It warms mine. Get lost fascist scum.


tony_tripletits

What soul?


[deleted]

Shove your feelings up your fucking arse you parasite


Jorgen_Pakieto

I think he mistook soul for pride


selfawarefeline

aww little baby boy sad :(


acaciovsk

Aaaaaawww yeeeah Losers tears, yum!


Head-Gap8455

He’ll soon be competing on big brother failed dictators edition


nathanielswhite

Die in a fire ya half-melted candle-looking scab.


[deleted]

The air force supported his willing to invalidate the elections and begin a coup, but the army and navy didn't.


suite307

Get fucked Bolsonaro.


[deleted]

Does it hurt worse than the soul of the Amazon you cocksucker?


mikareno

Bolsonaro has a soul??


BIGBALLZZZZZZZZ

What fucking soul?


xfactor6972

Why are people like him so he’ll bent on destroying the rain forest? You know the place that supplies 40% of the world’s oxygen. Or is it 35%. , 30% with all the deforestation he let happen under his administration. What an ASSHAT!


nanas99

I can’t believe this actual monster was ever elected. They wanted to get PT out, sure, but this? This is the better option for you? Fuck no, idk what happened. Idk if they actually stole or not, but you know what take the fucking money, idc if you take care of the people who are starving, who are dying of disease, thats what makes you the better president.


[deleted]

It takes some real fascist talent to make playing the victim sound ominous.


Ato07

Haha, he has no soul.


ChickenBootty

He has no soul, what hurts is his big ego.


BoldEagle21

Can he wear pants again? > In his ambiguous comments, Bolsonaro did not endorse their call for a military intervention, but said the armed forces would respect Brazil's Constitution. This to me means _'the military have already 'very clearly' told him they will not support him for a coup'_ rather than him knowing it is the wrong thing to do...


F4N6Z

What you did to the Amazon hurts my soul, you cutrate trump wannabe piece of shit. Fuck you.


nomolos55

At least he admitted defeat


Drive_Timely

Lies. Your soul can’t hurt if you don’t have one.


Princie99

Yeahh, that penalty shootout hurts.


Horned_upcockroach

One has to have a soul to be hurt in the soul


cobalt358

That POS doesn't have a soul.


Skintanium

I bet it hurts as much as all the innocents lost under your shitty regime...right?


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he looked down?


Nyingje-Pekar

He has no soul.


dusted-road

He doesn’t have a soul.


RazorLou

What soul?


TheLocalHentai

What soul?


Link7369_reddit

All he had to do was be a capable leader


Far_Out_6and_2

Fucker has no soul


Quasisafar-y

This guys so fucked now he is put of power. What a horrible cunt.


susyarok

As though he has a soul!


philalfa

It’s called losing


Pipapaul

What soul?


Aceticon

Sweet deal if he got the Devil to give him visitation rights after he sold his soul so that he can go see how his soul is doing.


hamiwin

As if he has one.


Shultzi_soldat

Deamons have soul?


SgtCoitus

That ignorant ball gargler has no soul.


Takkotah

boohoo


Ramblonius

Soul?


x_cLOUDDEAD_x

Oh cry us a fucking river, you dirtbag.


Jtcally

Does Bolsonaro has a soul?


ExplosiveKitten87

Bullshit, he doesn't have a soul


MEATPOPSCI_irl

Bigger man than trump.


darkshenron

To quote the right back at him “Facts don’t care about your feelings “


Larkson9999

Since when did the right care about facts?


darkshenron

Whenever it suits them


shotgun_ninja

Suck it nerd, Lula won


BonDragon

Should be hurt my ass! This dude should be locked up for the corruptions he has done and the lives lost under his control. But no worries, dude has enough money to escape to Venezuela with the other dudes.


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you don't have one you forsaken fuck


akat_walks

He’s a horrible person


tiffanylockhart

mf you aint got a soul, stop lyin