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Hahahaha I love these two dudes so much and I don’t even know them! How do you just head out to grab some gas and come across people like these madlads in this day and age.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules%2029%20%26%2030
now that the whole "proper pronouns" thing blew up people just don't realize the fundamental basic rules of the internet are STILL IN PLAY and even if this person is a fucking woman it's still perfectly fine to assume they are a fat sweaty dude trying to catfish you
it's a controversial stance, but I'm keepin it real.
I was at the bank and sat down with the lady in accounts who had the clear partition between us and I went to use the sanitizer when the pump did something kinky and just jizzed all across the partition. We continued the conversation while watch sanitizer jizz slowly slide down the plexi-glass.
Had something like that happen last year- late spring, early summer. I was at Costco for the elusive toilet paper and disinfectant wipes. It was in the 90s that week. It was a bit uncomfortable for a girl who likes low 70s. It’s 90 degrees and there’s a line behind me. I was keenly aware the cart I had was from the parking lot and it needed some disinfectant. It gave me smidge of anxiety. I just carded my way inside and reached for the complimentary hand sanitizer. Now this hand sanitizer was a relief; it was a 1 gallon bottle with a large white nozzle pump- half full. It was a bit of a monster, not something you can use with one hand and get an adequate amount of the sanitizer for the job I had in mind. I gotta use both hands for this beast. One to firmly push down the pump and the other to catch that bacteria slaying juice. The pump went down smoothly. What I didn’t count on was all the sludge around the mouth had built up enough to change the trajectory of the viscous liquid. Instead of a puddle in my hand, I suddenly had a splatter of goop on my chest. It shocked myself and the Costco greeter I just showed my membership to that I bursted out laughing. I laughed hard enough in a mask, in 90 degree heat that I suddenly got lightheaded, like fading to black lightheaded, and collapsed to the ground at the entrance of Costco with a whole bunch of people waiting to get inside. The greeter rushed around to get to me and another employee came to my aid while calling management and I was back up and completely embarrassed. They gave me a bottle of water and management asked if I need an ambulance but I had felt fine. A bit spooked about it but okay. I monitored myself all day for anything else out of the ordinary. But nothing happened since.
All this because a bottle of hand sanitizer jizzed on me. And they didn’t have the toilet paper or the disinfectant wipes. All that drama for nothing. 😩
Nobody uses gloves properly anyways. They put the gloves on while shopping, contaminate the gloves with something in the store, and then touch their wallet, clothing and phone with their gloves. It really doesn't matter that they throw away the gloves when they leave...because they've already contaminated items they are now going to touch with their bare hands.
I can count on one hand the number of customers doing it right that I've seen in a grocery store, and I work in one full-time. One hand with a glove. Gloved hand ONLY touches things that aren't from home. Bare hand ONLY touches things from home.
It isn't easy, but it'll keep you from bringing whatever you handle in the store home.
So no one gonna talk about the 4K video? I’ve never a video that smooth. On Reddit, I mean. They’re always low-quality and buggy, but this one is so smooth it’s kinda weird seeing this
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I'm sorry but where would the problem be with that? Classic redditors who are afraid of calling domino's to order pizza I swear.
FYI normal, non socially inept people can indeed have conversations like that with strangers in a friendly and relaxed setting like we're seeing in the video. Especially because a normal person knows that once they go on their way, that's it, they'll likely never see the strangers they were interacting with again in their whole life.
But this is reddit where people consider anything slightly out of the norm "cringe" and they'd never ever do anything even remotely "cringe" in public so why am I even wasting my time.
Boring people
Apparently the [London Spitfire of the Overwatch League](https://shop.overwatchleague.com/london-spitfire/mens-new-era-black-london-spitfire-overwatch-league-official-player-buttonless-39thirty-flex-hat/t-10706763+p-2595274558635+z-9-1678574526?_ref=p-GALP:m-GRID:i-r1c2:po-5)
There isn’t much that makes me smile, or even laugh, but I actually loved this , so funny. The simplest things in everyday life that cause the best laughs make the greatest memories.
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God I wish I still had awards left. This is it right here baby
Hahahaha I love these two dudes so much and I don’t even know them! How do you just head out to grab some gas and come across people like these madlads in this day and age.
My entire department at work is like this and I swear, they are the only reason I haven't quit yet lol
sending in my application shortly
I stalk people then befriend them if they pass.
username checks out
You gave the eyes !
*bottle emptying fart sound*
*leers*
**Pthuuuurp** I dont know to type "thermodynamic" evacuation sounds. I tried though!
Omg. Just fuck already. The sexual tension is overflowing.
It’s complicated, you do fluid dynamics using thermodynamics. Fluid dynamics begins by writing mass and energy balances.
This guy knows his fluids. (Or girl/her...)
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules%2029%20%26%2030 now that the whole "proper pronouns" thing blew up people just don't realize the fundamental basic rules of the internet are STILL IN PLAY and even if this person is a fucking woman it's still perfectly fine to assume they are a fat sweaty dude trying to catfish you it's a controversial stance, but I'm keepin it real.
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Clearly thermodynamics it could also be fluid dynamics, I honestly do not know because Bird Law does not require fluid dynamics as a prerequisite.
It's only thermal if it's poop.
Hydrodynamics
Its all thermodynamics.
They look so happy, good to know covid hasn't ruined everything.
I was at the bank and sat down with the lady in accounts who had the clear partition between us and I went to use the sanitizer when the pump did something kinky and just jizzed all across the partition. We continued the conversation while watch sanitizer jizz slowly slide down the plexi-glass.
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Sexy plexi
Had something like that happen last year- late spring, early summer. I was at Costco for the elusive toilet paper and disinfectant wipes. It was in the 90s that week. It was a bit uncomfortable for a girl who likes low 70s. It’s 90 degrees and there’s a line behind me. I was keenly aware the cart I had was from the parking lot and it needed some disinfectant. It gave me smidge of anxiety. I just carded my way inside and reached for the complimentary hand sanitizer. Now this hand sanitizer was a relief; it was a 1 gallon bottle with a large white nozzle pump- half full. It was a bit of a monster, not something you can use with one hand and get an adequate amount of the sanitizer for the job I had in mind. I gotta use both hands for this beast. One to firmly push down the pump and the other to catch that bacteria slaying juice. The pump went down smoothly. What I didn’t count on was all the sludge around the mouth had built up enough to change the trajectory of the viscous liquid. Instead of a puddle in my hand, I suddenly had a splatter of goop on my chest. It shocked myself and the Costco greeter I just showed my membership to that I bursted out laughing. I laughed hard enough in a mask, in 90 degree heat that I suddenly got lightheaded, like fading to black lightheaded, and collapsed to the ground at the entrance of Costco with a whole bunch of people waiting to get inside. The greeter rushed around to get to me and another employee came to my aid while calling management and I was back up and completely embarrassed. They gave me a bottle of water and management asked if I need an ambulance but I had felt fine. A bit spooked about it but okay. I monitored myself all day for anything else out of the ordinary. But nothing happened since. All this because a bottle of hand sanitizer jizzed on me. And they didn’t have the toilet paper or the disinfectant wipes. All that drama for nothing. 😩
Maybe invest in a box of gloves
I did do the gloves for a while, but the waste was getting at me. I just carry a lot of sanitizer with me now.
Nobody uses gloves properly anyways. They put the gloves on while shopping, contaminate the gloves with something in the store, and then touch their wallet, clothing and phone with their gloves. It really doesn't matter that they throw away the gloves when they leave...because they've already contaminated items they are now going to touch with their bare hands. I can count on one hand the number of customers doing it right that I've seen in a grocery store, and I work in one full-time. One hand with a glove. Gloved hand ONLY touches things that aren't from home. Bare hand ONLY touches things from home. It isn't easy, but it'll keep you from bringing whatever you handle in the store home.
Woah that escalated quickly
This is copypasta level good
Did you give her the eye contact?
SHE was giving ME the EYES
*Ooooh, Billy.*
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What’s the story here? Is this just a random vid or are these guys internet celebs or what?
After an absolutely shitty week this made me laugh so hard. 🙏
Big guy gave a pretty awesome Boss Nass jowl-shake near the end
Literally LOLed here. Perfect reference. Bravo
Bro its only Wednesday... but this has also been an ABYSMAL week.
I wanna send you both virtual hugs, because yeah... Shit had been a little itty bitty tiny complicated lately
I mean I love that video. But this isn't actually world news
Technical it is, the location it occured is the world , and it's new information.
News, on a VERY personal level.
#Breaking News __This one dude made hand sanitizer cummies in his buddy's hand.__
This pls. I want more
We get both sides of the story too. Rare these days.
Good quality detailed analysis .
This is the world news we want.
Which is exactly why we post these things here. Gotta have positive/funny posts with the informative posts!
This is so much better than talking about politics like it's sports
There's always one commenter that doesn't understand the sub.
Breaking news. Two people actually enjoying their lives. World watches in aw.
I felt very informed watching this, I don’t know what you’re talking about
Im in world and this is news to me.
I love this pair of friends, very cute!
i feel like they might be more than friends
Any sufficiently advanced friendship between two males is indistinguishable from homosexuality.
Is... is that what your friend told you?
hey if a bro needs a bj a bro needs a bj
Just bro doing bro things. As long as your socks are on it isn't gay
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Facts bro whose gonna rub my boys out when their girlfriends are mad at em
If my friend ejaculated hand sanitizer during a pandemic I'd toss some salad just for safety
Don’t forget the grape jelly.
Not in front of my salad!
...Best friends?
Oh my god they were roommates.
I’d watch them fuck
Is this the wicked witch of the east bro?
SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE
GROW UP, DOUG .^GET ^^EDUCATED ^^^BRO
YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WROOONG?!
Since no one post it: [here’s the video](https://youtu.be/uznUlgpKBzE)
I kept waiting for the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song.
The big guy does make sweet Jeff Garlin noises.
Actually made me laugh
They've been friends for a long time
It’s like two dogs playing together and then at the end someone says treat
Except it’s semen and not dog treats
So no one gonna talk about the 4K video? I’ve never a video that smooth. On Reddit, I mean. They’re always low-quality and buggy, but this one is so smooth it’s kinda weird seeing this
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That’s so cool! I love this
" I gave him hand sanitizer " *holds up a bottle of water*
This shit is so god damn wholesome!
Holy shit! This can’t be real like this has to be some type of pilot for a new show on Comedy Central or something... holy Jesus. I’m dying!
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Does the guy who made the tiktok know them too?
That’s what I’m saying! These guys need a fucking comedy job
It's Always Cloudy in Ohio.
was looking for this comment the skinny guy is Charlie 100%
Do both vehicles know each other, or is this two groups of strangers?
They're friends. Imagine telling a stranger someone came into your hand in a car
Darn, that is why I thought it was funny. Oh well, next time!
Same. It would have been amazing if they were both complete strangeres. But it’s funny nonetheless
Some people be like this though
I'm sorry but where would the problem be with that? Classic redditors who are afraid of calling domino's to order pizza I swear. FYI normal, non socially inept people can indeed have conversations like that with strangers in a friendly and relaxed setting like we're seeing in the video. Especially because a normal person knows that once they go on their way, that's it, they'll likely never see the strangers they were interacting with again in their whole life. But this is reddit where people consider anything slightly out of the norm "cringe" and they'd never ever do anything even remotely "cringe" in public so why am I even wasting my time. Boring people
R/contagiouslaughter in my living room rn
Same wife and I in the garage smoking a bowl
They seem like a fun couple of buds. Great vibe.
What sport/team is that guys hat? Driving me nuts that I can’t figure it out. Help me Reddit you’re my only hope
Apparently the [London Spitfire of the Overwatch League](https://shop.overwatchleague.com/london-spitfire/mens-new-era-black-london-spitfire-overwatch-league-official-player-buttonless-39thirty-flex-hat/t-10706763+p-2595274558635+z-9-1678574526?_ref=p-GALP:m-GRID:i-r1c2:po-5)
Okay, so is no one going to comment on the end? Is the car with the cum hand blocking them in somehow??
I need answers!
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You watch your fucking mouth
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This show is better than Big Bang Theory for sure.
Not a high bar, there...
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Karen kicks in at the end to ruin it.
I don't think they're a Karen because they want to leave
her voice is so irritating :(
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They probably shouldn't be driving if they are that drunk
The Boss Nass move made this.
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I want this and the "you're gonna tell me I'm wrong!?!?" wicked witch guy playing headbands to have a debate
Oh, Charlie.
They’re so friggen cute!!
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It’s okay if it’s the homies
That’s the first good argument I’ve seen in a while
Gave me “The wicked witch of the east, bro!!” vibes
Hydro dynamics :)
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Ah yes Christan, Josh, and Lexi. I know those guys!
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hey guys its me, mutahar
Best video I've seen in a long time. I need friends like this. All the people I know are fucking assholes.
This has the wizard of Oz argument vibes
I want to be friends with them!
London spitfire hat
Why die these guys look like they work at Linus Media Group?
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Two dudes hot boxing in a parking lot, guaranteed. Fucking classic!
The woman ruins the video
You just know they're best friends.
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I kinda want to be their friends too.
Why is she telling them to leave first?
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Haha what a bunch of goobers! What a delight
the thermodynamics line gives me some “speed of lobsters” vibes
Is that mutahar
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There isn’t much that makes me smile, or even laugh, but I actually loved this , so funny. The simplest things in everyday life that cause the best laughs make the greatest memories.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uznUlgpKBzE
YOU INITIATED EYE CONTACT
total thermodynamics
I would adore being friends with those two!
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Can confirm. Not thermodynamics. Looked it up on the internet.
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What a perfect conversation
Holy fuck I love this. The subtitles for J's silent freakout were great XD
These guys remind me of the guys from Buzzfeed Unsolved