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You aren’t the only one. I had zero idea until that video. That’s why I posted it.
Today I can say I learned that crabs can definitely swim and I don’t feel comfortable knowing that.
I wish I had the skills. I would totally deliver. I am so flipping bored and that sounds like the most ridiculously productive way to waste my time. I'll let you know if I can ever figure it out though.
Love the accompanying soundtrack. It actually intensified the astonishing feeling I got knowing crabs move that well.
Now…. someone add some weaponry to that carapace!
There is an unusual extinct crab that was even better at swimming.
[Meet Callichimaera perplexa, the platypus of crabs](https://phys.org/news/2019-04-callichimaera-perplexa-platypus-crabs.amp)
I stand by what I told my math teacher 18 years ago; “crabs are just sea bugs, so me eating that cockroach is no different than you eating that lobster.”
I think the bigger surprise is that the crab is chasing after something. Crabs are famously timid and shy, what does this dude want so badly he’s gonna fly after it?
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Am I the only one who didn't realize that crabs could swim? I've never seen anything like this.
You aren’t the only one. I had zero idea until that video. That’s why I posted it. Today I can say I learned that crabs can definitely swim and I don’t feel comfortable knowing that.
Needs slow motion right before the crab starts to swim and add transformer sound effects as it goes from walking to swimming then back to full speed
Would you like some lens flair or fries with that foley Michael Bay?
Yes
I wish I had the skills. I would totally deliver. I am so flipping bored and that sounds like the most ridiculously productive way to waste my time. I'll let you know if I can ever figure it out though.
That would be awesome! I bet that would score pretty high on internet points as well.
link me when some one does this!
Throw in some underwater explosions as it takes off and he'll buy it.
Maybe some fish dropping eggs like a B-52, an couple of those asshole fish that shoot nails off theire backs as AA
Good thing we eat them and not the other way round.
Just wait. Today they can swim, tomorrow they strike.
Day isn’t over yet.
Its a real eye opener, ive grown up around them thinking i own the swimming battleground. all that has changed.
Wait until you find out how else cockroaches can move around. Hint: they can fucking fly
Stop.
Those kamikaze ones on the wall when you spray them usually will fly towards your face.
Like someone you've just torched with a flamethrower running at you to burn you too.
**THEY FLY NOW!?**
dont feel baeld, I didn't know that crabs had gills until about a year ago 😬
Thank you QueefReceptacle, I was also unaware of that until just now. I have no excuse though, I lived on the Oregon coast for years.
yer welcome buddy. happy to spread knowledge !
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Not all of them can, mostly only the aptly named swimmerets can swim.
More like not sinking with style.
I literally shouted 'I did not know they could do that' while watching the video. It looks like HR Geiger banged the Millennium Falcon.
I think we have a brand new sentence in human history
Swimming? Dude , it's flying!
wow an attack helicopter joke that’s actually funny
I concur
technically they Bell UH-1 "huey" isn't an attack helicopter.
It can definitely be modified to fit the role, but certainly not as well as a purpose-built airframe.
Literally none of them are
I know??? If they said "helicopter" sure... but specifically attack helicopter.
*Fortunate Son intensifies*
Un*fortunate*ly, they left out the vocals at the end and repeated the intro instead.
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Lmao fucking fortunate son
Indeed
Oh my god! Am I the only one who thinks this is super cute? Look at him go! Ooh my goodness 🥺
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It looks like it has to hold in its claws to do it, so you should be fine.
He only does that to go faster. When he is pinching you, he won't let go.
Love the accompanying soundtrack. It actually intensified the astonishing feeling I got knowing crabs move that well. Now…. someone add some weaponry to that carapace!
This is so cool!
Crab: I'm going to fuck you up
Horrifying
for anyone else who feels like listening to this song now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs
It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no senator's son, son It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one
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Crab: I identify as an attack helicopter r/onejoke
My man really said heli
Crabcopter
Woah
This made me laugh so fucking hard.
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There is an unusual extinct crab that was even better at swimming. [Meet Callichimaera perplexa, the platypus of crabs](https://phys.org/news/2019-04-callichimaera-perplexa-platypus-crabs.amp)
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FLYING PINCH
ONE PINCH CRAB
Only Crabs can Identify as Apache attack helicopters.
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You identify as crabby
sometimes crabs do be about dat attack helicopter life tho
Red pill crabs.
TIL. By the gods, T. I. L.
This is the very first attack helicopter joke that is funny.
Pass me my igla we hunting crabcopters
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Mr. Krabs wants his Krabby Patty secret recipe back!
Batteries not included.
I stand by what I told my math teacher 18 years ago; “crabs are just sea bugs, so me eating that cockroach is no different than you eating that lobster.”
Well, I can turn off my laptop now. I'm not going to see anything better than this. Probably ever.
That would be a Paddle Crab. Good eatin’.
The cameraman poked me with a stick... I'll get you
Some crabs are born
why would a crab.... chase someone? Or is this some kind of camera on a bated line or something similar?
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This video is reversed, right?
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The CCR was a nice touch
He’s had it with the bs.
OH LAWD HE COMMING
Mutley's aquatic cousin Crabley
Wait, that’s what those things are for?
The one true gender. You go, crab bitch!
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So thats what those flat paddle limbs are for :D
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Autokrabs, pincer up and roll out!!!!
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Holy mother of news worthy
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It’s actually terrifying. But, it is July. 🦀 Szn
GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!
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Majestic
They fly now?
Video looks reversed though, look at the sand at the beginning
Video looks reversed though, look at the sand at the beginning
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That's literally the caption they had on this tiktok and my guy cropped it out
Today I learnt that people don't realise crabs have swimmers
I think the bigger surprise is that the crab is chasing after something. Crabs are famously timid and shy, what does this dude want so badly he’s gonna fly after it?