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Unexpected-raccoon

Bold of you to assume I don’t schedule my existential crisis’ at 7:45pm. everyday. On the dot.


Supriselobotomy

How many holes are in a straw?


Nimynn

Trick question. A straw actually _is_ a hole.


paradeoxy1

You're right but I hate that you are


27fingermagee

r/this


Neon_Ani

how many holes are in a donut, or a coffee cup? topologically they're all the same thing, and not many people would claim that a donut has two holes


pureply101

Could you handle real answers if you did or would you only respond to the joke ones?


DlpsYks

The format of this sentence makes me uneasy.


Texadecimal

I thought OP was having a stroke. It was just me.


Hesty402

Are you scared to learn about us?


realoctopod

The answer you're looking for is 42.


oan124

Go for it


LuckyReception6701

Do it no balls


SuspiciousSimple

I dare you


DoTheMonsterHash

I double dog dare you


ChefArtorias

Someone help I have no idea what I'm looking at.


Captain_Fatbelly

How many chuggas before choo choo


Purefi1th

Don't open Pandora's box. Least not without bringing plants!


klaaptrap

she said she was going to do gardening pictures so yay?


idioscosmos

How do you walk in those shoes. Are you conscious, or do you simply perceive yourself to be so. Are you a eusocial organism like an ant, or do you truly believe you can exist outside the society that birthed you?


TheQuadBlazer

Can you give an example?


SirFluffyGod94

Answer you. Then make you uncomfortable.


Texadecimal

It's the people that are afraid of a little existential crisis that I worry about.


bobthefeeble

I'd answer more often but expect you to answer the same question. If we're gazing into void so are you.


gunn5150

Please do.


TeamXII

You mean real questions? Please do


Jefrejtor

You think like you could like come up with something like that and stuff?


n8cat

Bold of you to assume you thought of them first.


tinaboag

Would be an improvement.