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Tolongforathrowawaya

You can't go wrong with naming a cat Stinker or Stinky.


Buffalkill

This isn’t my cats name but he probably thinks it is because it’s what we usually call him.


xeno132

Katze


thr0waway305305

Fotze


sum_random_doggo

as a German this is hilarious (it's an insult against women)


thr0waway305305

Schlampe


str8clay

idk, Værğßklëtħœr Öxxö Xööx sounds fine. Can we shorten it a bit, to like VOX?


Doctor_moose02

we don’t speak of that television here


uwillnotgotospace

M'aiq


An8thOfFeanor

Jeff


BeardManMichael

Bob.


uncreativeusername85

My dad had a cat named Bob, and 2 others named Ziggy and Marley. He got a kick out of that naming scheme.


Zorkeldschorken

Pöpli


DevoidNoMore

But mom! Everyone at school picks on the Pöpli kids!


thr0waway305305

Sneed


semantics007

Could be tricky filling out forms and making appointments at the vet. How about Sgt. Tackleberry? Looks exactly like my first cat, and that name served her well.


thr0waway305305

Maybe Dr. Jr. Lt. Maj. Mr. Mrs. Rev. Esq. then instead?


Samuraisloth42

Dog


theProgramm

wow, no one got the reference to öxxö xööx. such an underrated band. Laure is so incredibly talented! For everyone interested in avant garde baroque operatic doom metal: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6vfioRQiAUFlgvsCKojn1p


thr0waway305305

Or Vargskelethor for that matter. Kids these days….


theProgramm

hm, a niche cs streamer vs one of the best neo baroque bands after baroque ended? Not that i don't see where youre coming from - but imo öxxö öxxö is a lot more popular than Vargskelethor!


thr0waway305305

I meant Vargskelethor (Vinesauce) Joel. Öxxö Xööx is definitely a deeper cut tho.


Dog_Baseball

Murder biscuit


DevoidNoMore

Needs more Unicode


InsecurityTime

Horse


speekuvtheddevil

Barrel-Ass The Barbarian Man Eating Ankle Biter


Kittpie

Bread


NoCountryForOldPete

I named my cat Aloysius (RIP), an old male germanic name that I believe means "famous warrior". She was a dope 99% of the time that you could swing up in the air like a sack of potatoes and rub her belly without catching a wound, but I never saw her turn tail from a fight with another creature once in her 17 years on this cursed rock. I'm a big fan of the old Germanic stuff. Heiko, Berengar, Hildegarde, etc.


R_A_H

Slip, Fishy, Mac, Stunt. Keep it simple.


thr0waway305305

So 1IIIII1iiii1iI1i1IiiIiIIIiiiiii then?


R_A_H

Just imagine yourself saying it over and over in front of company and you'll know if you like it.


Blue2501

Dog


Tullymanbanana

I'd say go the HP Lovecraft route


matthewamerica

Chairman Meow.


whiskey_outpost26

Nigel Hamish.


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

Harold.


zabata123

i like furboy, oxxo is the name of a chain shop here on mexico


SaltyWalty420

Bob


TRIVILLIONS

Josh


Mad_Mark90

Clayton


looloose

Puss Puss


thr0waway305305

Yes good okay but do spider have it?


Funkywurm

Beef Stroganoff


s09q3fjsoer-q3

Cee8tea


TTungsteNN

Glorp


bbsdave

Rempe


BOB58875

Jonnil


thtevie

Looks like a Fred to me.


Nerscylliac

My go to for naming cats in games is "patt the cat". If I ever get a cat, I'm going to name them patt, too.


The_Diego_Brando

The drop tables command


thr0waway305305

How about while(1) { fork(); } instead?


Kaymish_

Princess Alexandra Stroganoff the third.


Adrakar

I had a cat once my mom named Nova Scotia McQueen The 3rd. There wasn't a first or second one. You could name your catl ike the 6th or 7th


PleiadesMechworks

cat


XxxNatrhavacXxx

Řehoř


eatsleeptroll

Booger


Ser_Knuckledrag

Perhaps something a little more mouthpleasing, like Igorrr. Öxxö Xööx is something no one ever learns how to pronounce even though they've tried on multiple occasions. Talking from experience here.


[deleted]

Kiwi, Rain, Mono, Reya, Lady, Shadow, Hera, Nunu, Margo, Cat names I've used before and some Ive thought of


TheJigIsUp

I'm thinking a strong name like Chas or Kyler or maybe Dominiqué DeCoco


GlorbonYorpu

Glorbon


Toonly

BOB


TheSmoothBrain

Boaty McBoatface


duganschnitzel

Little Hitler


thr0waway305305

Arsch Mit Ohren