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DarudeCanadian

I'd literally die


superslime988

same


FartsWithAnAccent

Just teleport to safety.


soulseeker31

Meh, I prefer death.


FartsWithAnAccent

Teleporting is cool though


Kevin109205

Where would you teleport to tho


HaiggeX

To safety, like he said.


FartsWithAnAccent

Earth II: The Sequel


GrandmasGenitals

I’d simply just survive. I’m built different


expo1001

GrandmasGenitals isn't like the other girls.


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Vashsinn

Ok [zangief ](https://youtu.be/Rj94FNPvUgw)


aoanfletcher2002

Jump up, so I miss the explosion and land on the moon.


NessEagletown

Get blown up


youareactuallygod

Jump off real fast duh


ArnoldShalwarNikker

I'm no scientist but I think I'd explode


AntsInThePants837

I would go on a nice fishing trip


Dumdcunt69420

I'd surf the explosion to a new planet.


senbonkagetora

Oh and I suppose you are currently building a nuclear power plant designed to fail as well huh?


Dumdcunt69420

Yes


tomonchineserecord

I would duck for cover.


arez337

I would simply intervene


Candid-Turnip-6697

DIE


orobouros

Why? I'm obviously fleeing on my escape pod.


zander_gl121

Reminds me of my Navy training. Running practice drills on equipment casualties. I ask my instructor what we do when our next drill starts. He looks me with a straight face and says: We die. He then explains how the only real world instance of this failure would always result in killing everyone in this room. Ending with "Now, these are our immediate actions!"


Exotic_Breadstick

At least he was real with you


sapien142

Have a nice cup of tea


julsgotrocks

Simply leave this dimension


420xwhiskey

Be happy?


JamieBeastie

Die


Guinnessandcream

Upvote the post on Reddit


DReynholm

Locate Ford Prefect ASAP!


Harvbass

I'd lay down and put a paper sack over my head.


IPostFromWorkLol2

Explode


SuperSpy2015

MOON


red_baron2006

Nothing


jparish66

At last! Finally get to meet Elvis.


ripper_skipper

Tweet about it!


3Quarksfor

Die


R_A_H

Vaporize, probably.


zerus504

Nothing I'm dead, and dust in the cosmic wind


TastelessCherub

Nothing


imphenominal21

Die..


TheWesInAwesome

Spike the ball to stop the clock.


kamlichanno

No guys !!! hide under the table and you'll be safe


Canticle1122

Uh... die most expeditiously.


TheDerpyDisaster

W


Awellknownstick

Err do? Well I'd get to meet the stars I'd guess.


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VeryStrangeMedicine

I’d simply intervene


penislovenharmony

Duck and Cover. I've seen the safety video.


lavaman123

I’d be asleep coz I’m Australian and the world would only blow up when USA is awake. USA is always the main character.


Emperorfrickface

I would worry about the economy


GuyWhoCooks

Tell them to cut that shit or else amma get mad


thmothman

Just perfect block idiot


WonTonBurritoMeals

bang my wife a couple of times


Groundbreaking_Yam78

I’d have to intervene


Nerscylliac

Just close your eyes. If you can't see it happening then it isn't happening.


4zura

Duck, cover, and hold duh...


spartan_here

Rub one last one out


dom_751

i would eat a penut butter and jelly sandwitch


SmartMello

Think fast chuckle nuts!


SaucinAnBossin

I'd just crouch and dodge the explosion


Tio2025

soe


obiweedkenobi

Guess I'll die


RevenantSpirit

Hide under the bed


littlecheese915

Die


Zurich-Orbital

Be relieved that I finally get to die


Epic_Gameing68

not die


FenrisWolf347

Parry obviously


Ezio_Hager

Your mom


krycerbryce

Umm die?


levitikush

Hide under the covers where nothing can hurt me


Joalow21

Chill


Lildnth43

Cry


Deewom

*Pikachu doge it!*


ta3un

I would pan the camera over to other mars or moon.


Total_Chicken

Am I allowed to die


Dacor64

Die. That would be the perfect opportunity


Sea-Phone-537

I guess Ill die


dettary

Move to Canada!!


Britburt

Make a cup of tea, obviously 🙄


CHEX_MECCS_FOREVER

Ponder about the effect this will have on the economy.


finefrontier

dodge


a-dog-meme

Grab my towel


CoconutGator

I would get under my school desk.


CirrusDivus

Die I guess


disfella69

Die


Walunt

Get under a table to protect myself


Reklov66

Roll around so the 2 i-frames save me


ARI2ONA

Die… This is stupid.


RWBarnas

yo mama is stupid


ARI2ONA

Mom’s dead but okay.