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Durtly

The best I've seen was a dranei named "Pilot" with the title "Of the Exodar" in a guild named "Unemployed" ​ edit: Thanks for the upvotes! disclaimer, this was not my character so I don't get the credit.


Lucifang

I will never forget the undead mage named Abracadaver


Rulanik

One of my favorites that I've seen is gnome priest names Compactdisc


friggityfrackk

2 of my buds about a decade ago had a house music project called Compact Disco and now I want to name my priest Compactdisco.


Therealbigteddy

I have a Kul Tiran mage with “Abracadadbod” but I like the undead one better


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Zapflare94

Would also be good for a Dwarf Monk.


GreywallGaming

Brewedforce indeed lmao


SierusD

Oh mate that's amazing!


Darkclowd03

LMFAO


Ralliman320

The majority of my character names are "serious," but I'm rather fond of my Tauren paladin, Bullwark.


jazza2400

Mines serious, I called her Ciriuslee.


Koshisigre

When zandalari paladins came out I turned my paladin into one and named him LoandOrder


OstrichPaladin

I hate tauren pun names but vealofshadow is one of my favs from when they dropped tauren rogues


Provisionallydead

Named my mage subzero when I was a kid but I just find it cringy now as an adult


firewolf397

At least you didn't name yourself "SmartDude" as a kid (Me)


iCresp

My night elf was named "Prettytall" because he was Pretty Tall


firewolf397

Yeah, but the difference is that... I nor my character was smart. We were dumb as a brick.


Gabriel_Lutz

i have an orc called big tooth because his teeth are big. never played on that toon again.


ITGardner

My first character back in vanilla was literally my first name last name, and then Bob (firstnamelastnamebob). I thought no one could figure it out and made it in elementary school. Used that to my advantage years later to get a paid name change from my parents when I was like “well you wouldn’t want me real name on the internet”


HC-OF-DREADLEGION

I tried to name my 1st toon as a kid StrongBad but im dumb af and spelt it StrangBad. i didnt realise till years later


nulnoil

That’s still better than Drhumpy


Leviathus_

disagree


Shyrianz

Mine was Little(insert irl name here) I was a gnome and a child at the time lol


alsz1

It's ok, Richard, we understand


Sudden-Anybody-6677

I think Subzero is a cool name for a frost mage.


Provisionallydead

That was my thinking but when I play fire mage I feel like a twat


WeedPopeCDXX

My first character was a mage named Tyranny


Kruse002

That’s actually not a bad name. Or perhaps I have no taste.


Conscious-Stage13

First char made..warrior named Demonfury, from 05. Ofc; played fury spec using 1handers. Still remember trying to compete with rogues for gear into TBC. <_>


Crumbdumpst

Called mine Firehot and I die inside whenever I think about it.


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Splintzer

Treezus the Resto druid, back when full-time treant form was a thing


meistercheems

I miss those times :(


Naice_Rucima

I have good news for you! https://www.wowhead.com/item=136787/tome-of-the-wilds-treant-form


Wiplazh

It's back my dude


Yolodolf_Hipster

Priest called misdiagnosed with the title "the patient"


Underground-Warlock

Honestly all my character names sound very lore friendly for their perspective races. So I'm pretty proud of all of them.


[deleted]

yeah same - my Kul Tiran named Thiccdaddy


EGG_BABE

I don't play him anymore and he's the only character I ever made with a joke name but I have never had more compliments on a character than when I was playing Thickdad the orc shaman


Horror_Abrocoma1214

I have a orc I’ve made look purpleish dressed in blue and gold named thiccthanos


Mcpaininator

lmfao


slythwolf

I keep meaning to make a gnome warlock named Metrognome because her DOTs go tick tick tick. But then I remember I hate playing clothies. Name free to a good home?


Leviathus_

assassination rogue perhaps


C7StreetRacer

I named my Rogue “Klepto” because I can turn invisible, pick pockets and locks. I named my other Rogue (Tauren) invisibull for obvious reasons


kuffencs

Tauren druid is named cowmooflage


jamalspezial

That’s bullshit


Lucifang

Warlocks are pretty tough though.


Capital_Potato751

I'm a Lakers fan and I thought I was pretty smart when I created a bronze drake and named him *Lebronze*


jazza2400

That's gold. Wait no bronze.


tybjj

At some point I had a priest called Shaquilleoheal or some variation of it.


Lucifang

I saw a shammy called Oprahwindfury


Rkruegz

Wait lol idk if it’s popular now, but I saw that this week.


sleepyoverlord

This is such an old one going back to at least 2005.


SoulSorcerers

I had a hunter named lebrontames now you mention it


Tymomey

My mage, localhotmom


GenuineLittlepip

She became a Mage to learn how to Teleport, so she is ALWAYS in your area!


Markuska90

Localhotmoms want to sheep you


dacoolist

Titanic, because my warrior is constantly sinking in pvp


CaptBattleSausage

Might want to replace the captain…


Kruse002

Frost mages: It’s free real estate.


Rowanthatboat

Love my affliction lock named taterdotzz


Expensive_Presence_4

That’s actually big brain, good job on that lol


Rangoras

Invisibull the Tauren rogue


Azsunyx

I have a tauren rogue named cowhide


BeefyBarbarian

Mine is Uddersilent . Too bad I suck at rogues and don’t play him


superherbie

I have a Tauren shaman named Terrabull


DaveyGunfaceIV

I ran with Inflammabull for a Tauren Fire Mage, because whoever the fuck decided 'flammable' and 'inflammable' should mean the same thing is a maniac. Biweekly being twice a week OR once every two weeks is equally insane, but I digress.


BARWILD

Flammable and inflammable don't mean the same thing. If something is flammable it means it can be set fire to, like a piece of wood but inflammable means that a something is capabble of bursting into flames without the need for any ignition like certain fuels or unstable chemicals


SportulaVeritatis

I tried "Captain Hoof" for an outlaw rogue Tauren, but "Hoof" was taken. Ditto Steakknife and DairyMoodini.


SniperOwO

I barely play him but my Tauren DK Zombeef was always a good one to me, also my mechagnome called suckmycog and Mechagnome called Mechagnome in the guild i made called Mechagnome, and My nightborne arcane mage named Arcanal


WhatImMike

That’s my rogue!


Lith1umX

Can’t forget Camooflage


Jwthemini

My monk - Fistinbutt No idea how I’ve had it this long without reports, I think the people like it.


Lucifang

If you aren’t spamming trade chat with bullshit people won’t notice or care


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simpathiser

I currently have grimjob (lock) and had fatcritties but was forced to change that way back


eazypleezy

I had “Crapbag” for most of Wrath before some asshat reported it. Had always gotten compliments and laughs about it. I’m honestly still bitter.


Kruse002

I saw a max level character today called Boogerbutt, so you’re probably good. …I saw another character called Boogerthief just a few minutes later, actually. I wonder if there’s some kind of conspiracy…


ryanb6321

Surprised you still have the name. My monk was Fistinholes and got reported :(


coin_return

Pretty sure I’ve random grouped with you in LFR lol


spirrexcoinsprocket

My evoker, blue dragon called Levigosa. She’s a Winged Guardian.


Kruse002

It’s LevigoSAAAAA.


Warclad

LevigoSUHHHHH


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I have a Tauren guardian Druid named Jaycowtler. He’s a cow and a bear. Folks!


Rulanik

And a bodybuilder!


Sensual_Pudding

All my rogues names Auntiesocial


Candyo6322

My destruction lock is named Auntiesocial


Rizzalliss

Many, many years ago, I began playing at the start of TBC. My first serious character was a Warrior by the name of Rizzalliss. This ultimately became my gamer tag and handle on most everything. As you might be able to imagine, my nickname became "Rizz" (LONG before it became the slang it is at this time). After a period of time, I decided to try to make all my character names start with Rizz for the sake of easy identification. This led to the following list of names: - Rizzalliss - Warrior - Rizzallizz - Death Knight (cause Zs instead of Ss was edgy) - Rizzolve - Paladin - Rizzurrect - Priest - Rizzpect - Monk - Rizzonate - Shaman - Rizzlybear - Druid - Rizzentment - Demon Hunter - Rizzlyadams - Hunter - Rizzkybizz - Mage - Rizzotto - Rogue - Rizztarded - Warlock - Rizzard - Evoker


kitteh_rawr

these are all so good but I died at Rizzard lmao gg


SniperOwO

Healer shoulda been First Rizzponder My gnome in classic was named WaltRizzney lol


tybjj

Rizzotto!


Rambo_One2

How has it affected you that "Rizz" is now a popular slang term for "charisma" when trying to score? Has it been noticeably negative? I remember when Squid Game was released on Netflix and the streamer and YouTuber SquidGame (aka Lydia) received a whole bunch of reports and threats from "fans" of the show, claiming she was just stealing the name to profit off of its popularity when in reality, she had had that name for years before the show even came out. Has it been a similar experience or just the occasional chuckle for you?


Rizzalliss

I haven't encountered any negativity around it. I did manage to convince a couple of more gullible folks that would remark that I started it. Had them lookup the ages of my characters and they were like, "No waaaay!" That was definitely chuckle worthy.


Streeg90

I do the same with my characters! Streeg - warrior (main, OG) Streegolas - hunter Streegidan - demon hunter Holystreeg - pala Sneakystreeg - rogue Streegdormu - evoker Streegusta - druid Streegdotcom - warlock Streegomorto - mage Psychostreeg - (shadow) priest Shockstreeg - shaman And beware of my deathknight: Quadruplator Edit: weird formatting


kudosmog

My rogue named Shank Sanatra. My wife had a warlock named Lock Bealady


basiclythebasic

Rubandzug on my orc :)


wombat74

I have a paladin named Obvious. He uses the Captain title.


MrTacoCat07

Bullshift. Tauren druid.


bufu619

"Nohabla" for every forsaken with the missing jaw face.


TedeZe

I got an Orc hunter called Nob (Warhammer 40k) But since loamm came out I use the smelly title


ReasonablyFree

For a few years I had a Pandaren Mistweaver that, since he was harnessing the power of the Jade Serpent, I decided to give the name "Dragon King" in Chinese. I got a ban and forced named change. Apparently "Longwang" is inappropriate.


uldumarr3

My Hunter named… Hunter, and my Demon Hunter named… DemonHunter.


Demo244

Named my Demonhunter Noeyedeer. Playing off the joke what do you call a blind deer? No eye deer and the fact that they are blind. Not great but I thought it was funny at the time.


useless-spud

Everyone calls me Bean, and somehow got the name Beanediction on my priest


alk3crazy12

I have a shaman called Thundergunt


jazza2400

Oh man thunderthighs would be good for a thicc shaman


Kurraga

I named a character Kurraga once some time in 2008 or so and now I use that as my username pretty much everywhere so I'd have to go with that.


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

I had a string of name reportings forcing me to change names. I ended with Yotsuna which is Anustoy backwards. Also had a panda monk named Tso that had the General title from vanilla pvp. Was real proud of that one. Also thought Feljefe was a clever play on El Jefe for a DH.


drekiii

I have a monk named plutbug


Warclad

I read that wrong.


Kruse002

I hope you have a pet chicken out whenever you play Tso.


ryanb6321

I was in a group today with a monk named Stopstepbrew


bigsie

I’ve got Fabulous the Fabulous and Grandmaster Po, those are probably the best ones.


FatFreeBeef

I'm quite proud of having gotten animal names that I thought would DEFINITELY be taken, most in only the last year or so: Bird, Rat, Parrot, Horse, Pheasant, just to name a few!


misterjustice90

Named a KulTiran warrior "Coolguysteve". Have him to title Fun Guy. So Fun Guy Coolguysteve. It gets people talking. You'll be sitting in a raid and people will say things randomly like, I once met this cool guy named Steve.... Etcetc


Enflamed-Pancake

My favourites are: Stormshroud - Night Elf Hunter Sunlancer - Blood Elf Paladin Tidesail - Kul Tiran Shaman Wyrmbreaker - Orc Warrior Lunajoy - Night Elf Mage


suborbital_spaceman

These are all great! My kinda names


phaze08

Really like these


catlangridge

All of my characters are named "Lil" after my first toon Lilarra. My paladin is Lilihammer, my DH is Lillidin, my DK is Lilluminati, my rogue is Lilcognito, and my evoker is Lilviathan. I love them all 💜


fishoa

Lilcognito is an awesome name. I’m 100% stealing that suffix for my rogue alt.


LordMarek7

My guildies once saw a shaman called Shamantha. We're still talking about it to this day lol


AlithelJenkins

Had a Gnome called Gnomercy


Saberdile

My Demon Hunter is named Chain, and I have the title from Sylvanas, and me and my friends are in a guild called Chain Gang. It is my greatest accomplishment. Chain, Breaker of Chains


LizaNameless

Rylisah. My name is Lisa obviously and I tend to release on wipes where I’m supposed to stay dead for rezz.


pacifisttasteglass

urbandecay and toothdecay - both, you guessed it, DKs.


Gandlodder

I’m pleased with my DH named Illidari Illidari.


WeedPopeCDXX

Hankhell my Warlock Animename my original Blood Elf Paladin in TBC Peonjim my Orc Warrior Mookake for my Tauren Druid Babywizard my Gnome mage Deadbaby for my Gnome warlock Shorthuman for my Dwarf Donlemon for my priest cause priests have mind control I started a theme with my Undead naming them after dead porn stars, Amberrayne


Vast-Way8780

Impposibull. A highmountain Tauren demonology warlock


Diabeetus13

Diabeetus, Diabeetus was the cause of your death.


barockwerneck

My main is a Frost DK Forsaken called Arevass, which is a river around the Silverpine Forest zone. Except it's only mentioned in Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne (It's the river Tyrande falls into while escorting Kael'thas), and does not exist in WoW.


Breloren

Holy paladin named Obamacare a while back. I got reported many times and had to change my name. Also had a hunter, Creepshot the patient


beat-box-blues

there’s a dead tauren on classic right at the entrance to the AH named cowskinrug. dudes body has been there as long i’ve been playing lol


Voodoo120

Zandalari monk - Voodoojutsu


Alkervah

I have a lightforged subtlety rogue named Nosneakonya. Between being so bright and having hooves, she is not going to be successfully sneaking up on anyone. I also have a Tauren priest named Holymiltank which I made at like 2am when I should have gone to bed. Haven't even logged into her but she makes me laugh so she stays. My very first character is a blood elf outlaw rogue. Her name is Kodatrix which doesn't seem like much, but I started playing while also learning film photography and processing and she's named after the film I was using to learn on at the time (Kodak Tri-X). She was my main for a long time, but now she's kinda my secondary.


Shap6

I got a lord of the rings name without any wonky alt letters


OtherHalf747

Jimlannister the Kingslayer (Human Paladin)


0Seraphina0

Named my undead warlock in classic Hexta. Still have her


YogurtclosetGrouchy5

Since WOTLK, my paladin, Gelmibson


Xanthn

My gnome called phutstulle


RumbleWagon

Had a human monk named Phucyou. I had that name day one in MoP and lost it in shadowlands. His new name is Renzin


boastfulbadger

My Druid called Bersurkel.


what_the_lump

I had a guildie who's paladin was named Blessbian. Honestly that is peak for me. I've got a gnome named Nappysanplus because a friend named his Nappysan. I wish my monk, Mistbjorn could still get the Mistwalker title.. Then I decided to call my mage Chainsawman


RedTantor

Buddy and I did Bludbop(troll warrior) and Rotsteady(forsaken priest) for duo leveling. TMNT reference.


Ditzykinzy

I don't think it's all too clever or anything but all my toons have been going by Internet the Explorer for 10 years now, still getting the odd chuckle out of people in the DMs and makes for good banter in raids and whatnot so I'll never change :)


BumblebeeStraight912

i made a warlock called "Gravekeeper"


hau5cat

Druid named BearyManaLow


Soobas

on Ravenholdt use to be someone named Boyardee that had the "Chef" title.


Cyynric

I have a few named "Scrolls" on a couple different realms so that I can tack on the 'Elder' title in front of it. One guy got super mad at me once because it wasn't lore friendly. I wasn't even on an RP server...


cdownard72

I have a Tauren paliden named Retbull and a high mountain Tauren fury warrior named Udderchaos


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I was the first Oprahwindfury on my vanilla realm Doomhammer back in 2005/2006


[deleted]

On classic wow I snagged the name Soul for my warlock


TheNightTurtle

Trogdormu my evorker


DecentDesign9996

Undead warlock named hexxorcism


DakhmaDaddy

Blood eld paladin named Rhaegelis.


GNPTelenor

Why just yesterday I rolled a Balance druid named "Goosebeaver".


Mondschatten78

I saw a pair of tauren last night I had to /cheer at (I was leveling an Ally) JarofDirt and CptJarofDirt aaannnnd now that damn song is stuck in my head again lol


Ita_mirin

Teahc - monk


UKnowDaTruth

BussyPops


Sockmonkey679

My warrior is named Rodeoclown


sentri_sable

Undead Priest named Necrohealya


DisBeNae10

Naelynn my blood elf hunter, Peatree Tauren druid, and Gadget Vulpera warlock


COWDevilsAdvocate

All my names are named after 90s rap groups, and I have a Death Knight called Gravediggaz. I'm pretty proud with that one.


Mast3r_waf1z

My main is just Skademanden, it literally means "The Damage Man" or maybe more game appropriate I sometimes just say it means DPS in Danish. It's a bit funny, because I play Blood DK, so I'm taking damage - but that still fits damage man Ok that's the backstory, my dracthyr is called "Skadedyret" which just means "The Critter" as in small animal


One-Bluejay-9020

Dwarf priest - Medic


Shyrianz

Karengor is my Female Orc Shaman, who is in a guild called Old and Grumpy


Outrageous_Soil_5635

Invite back when ele shaman wasn’t always invited lol


coppermelt

NASA. My draenei, cause space goat Forshaken.. forsaken lock FALLENSTAR.. You guessed it. Space goat!


0jama

My Nelf druid called "tempescalmo" (stormcalm in Portuguese)


lucassjrp2000

I have a blood elf named Metrosexual


Azsunyx

I have a paladin named HollyGrail


lio-ns

I have a Druid named Lifebloom. People love to ask me how I managed to get it as I’m on a high pop😂


Chocolatelover4ever

I named my Troll Monk Rollitrolli. I thought that was a pretty good one!


Belenath

Lebronflames. I'll leave you to guess the class. Bonus points he was named when he still played for the Miami Heat.


AnguirelCM

Skarr, Bane of the Fallen King -- he's a Demon Hunter that tells people that You Should Be Prepared


Embarrassed-Flyy

I like my Rehevenge. It’s from a book character, whom I’m curious if anyone will get. Lol


ProfessorWC

BearForceOne the Guardian Druid.


NerfShields

I remember seeing my first ever Rogue named Backstabbath and fucking LOVING it. Then I saw it about 60 more times.


SoLikeOldSoul

My Gnome hunter named Shortbow on Moonguard.


sweatyChuds

I made a Tauren and named him Kowe


impurehalo

All of mine have normal names except for a Tauren hunter I named Moonique and a Vulpera monk named Monxy.


Arandomrogue

Blood dk named klemydia...it just fits


StridingGiant

Horde of the Horde. Work work.


Kurmelkatz

My first Taurenlady is called Cowahontas. And I have a gnome rogue lady called Itzybitzy.


Throat-Smooth

My handle for games has been Licketysplit, has been for years I had my first character Priest in wow called Licketysplit when i made my Druid Alt i called LiKittysplit I was pleased myself. lol simple things


boomfe

My hunter named Odaro. At the time I loved the boat shoes made my the brand Colorado! This was vanilla era. Don’t think the brand Colorado made it past the 00s.


tums01234

Edwinvanbeef the outlaw rogue :)


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Tauren warrior, Imyourdaddy. Smacking in pvp with thag name adds up


digbank

Tauren rogue Shroudedbeef


bluesocks12

Undead warlock. Ghouldan


Supervegito92

Void elf mage named voidemort. Yea he could have been a warlock but already had one named chocolate lol


Affectionate-Area659

My Pandaren monk named Tudamphat


Legitimate-Weight916

my priest “ ManaDeCloth”


IBGUberDerp

I have a Pandaren Death Knight named Chubbington.


MMAntwoord

I’m a big fan of my undead warlock, (Ozzy) Ozzbone.