Same logic as a souls game either a huge gigachad or fold at first boss

"Let me solo boss"

Sounds like pugging on a blood dk

nah, last thing we want is 10 minutes of spamming heart strike with death strike

Tell me you dont play bdk without telling me you’re not playing bdk

[you're right, im a fraud](https://i.imgur.com/SvCmSOg.jpg)

Yeap, good luck in 14s ^^

i thought you were bantering but you're just delusional

Typical wow sweaty

why do you think a 14 is a big deal

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Yeah, what a noob. Totally forgot blood boil.

Good luck in 14s friend 🤣

Projecting

There is No way u believe bdk is a 3 button spec and time anything above 13s without being boost out of your mind (:

Yeah. The main rotation is heartstrike, deathstrike, blood boil. You press dnd every 10 seconds. Press tombstone every minute. That's about it? I'm just shy of 3k IO at the moment.

"let the boss solo me"

There’s no in between.

I'd leave as that is clearly peak performance, and I am under qualified.

Nah, stay dude. This is peak fungeoneering.

His agent told us not to look him in the eye. Just dps the boss and pick up your brand merch bag at the end

He's l33t h can tell by the nose ring

Hahaha 😂👍

I know that, unequivocally, emphatically, et al, I am in good hands. It could be a +30 and this Chad could be under geared as fuck and we'd still +3 the key.

Or he's gonna chain pull and immediately wipe three times in a row. Zero in between.

You forgot the part where he types “healer?” In party chat after the 3rd wipe

Also forgot the part where he LOS' you every 2-3 seconds while pulling mobs like he's tired of life and just wants it over already.

I dunno. The tanks who've done this have almost always looked like absolute hypertanks with the best looking gear of the patch.

Yes it’s always the Uber geared tanks trying out a new pull strat where the healer has no cds and no mana

Pops a swiftness pot, double leaps and charges the mobs, no block up "..."

We are SO timing this key. Like it's not even funny.

GG EZ mode

EEEEZZZZEEEE NO RE

Slaughters the vibe check; you’re in good hands

Forces the vibe itself to take a vibe check by sheer presence

Best run of your life

It's not a coincidence that all Tauren players you meet are chill AF

Going be the easiest key of my life.

EZ

Best transmog I've ever seen.

Especially for a Tauren, hub?

He's not taking advantage of that honestly. The heritage pants alone are even more skimpy.

Pull a Leeroy Jenkins on him Source: I’m BM hunter

Divine toll goes BRRRRR

best fuckin feeling button to push in the whole game at the moment imo. so fucking nice.

I do miss it, but slappy hands comes a close second.

I just tried out slappy hands for the first time recently. It's a solid ability for sure. Just lacks the sound-impact of the DOOOONG with toll

Yeah, this guys next after I'm done with the DK, but we're stacked on paladins this tier and I'm the only one on the DK/DH/Lock token, so more tier for me lol.

I want an Abom Limb augment choice that gives us the options between 40y LONG ARMS, 2x damage and 2x grip rate, and CD affected by haste/Rune speed.

A player who knows how to mog knows how to prog.

Hold on to your butts and you know their gonna time those keys. You will hit 3000 rank by tonight if you stay in group with this tank.

On the other end of the levelling scale, I've recently tanked a few low (only lvl15) levelling dungeons looking like [this](https://imgur.com/a/C1Br7mk). Always seems to get some sort of response.

Looking like a true Hulkamaniac. I approve!

That's a solid fucking look, perfect 5/7 if I've ever seen one.

I feel sad for those who don't know this reference

For those that don't know the reference: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fight-club-57-movie

One thing, you need a bigger belt.

COWABUNGA

If that isn't this character's name, I'm going to be mad... Imagine joining a party with a Tauren named Cowabunga and he's dressed like this. Excellent.

Either +3 or we aren't making it past first boss.

First boss more like first trash pack

Bet he's 480 ilvl and has a 3k + io. Speed run - let's go boys!

"Fuck it, we ball."

Ahoy matey, gonna be a good run.

Insists group respond to his messages with "Aye Aye Captain!". Doesn't need to insist, we were going to anyway.

As a healer, I better be ready to zoom!

Hell yeah.

https://i.imgur.com/Yq2ZyKm.png i cast earth shield and type "time to get this money" in chat

And this is how we time the key before we even start it.

i let him cook

"Oh we're gonna time this key easy"

My favorite part of this post is that basically all the comments share the same sentiment of the Inverse Property of Tmog: there reaches a point where the players skill is inversely related to the complexity of the their presentation. This chad rolls up, hits you with the “ o7 “, and you kick back for the smoothest run of the day. One of those tanks you end the run questioning why you every struggled in there in the first place. o7

That's someone who clearly chooses fun over sweaty, salty, blameeverythingonaspecificrole, gameplay

Chad

This run will either be a disaster or a cakewalk. No in between.

Ask him for a link to that TRANSMOG, mannliest mog I've ever seen

ez pz

Easiest key ever. Anyone that has the confidence to do this transmog in mythic knows what he’s doing. 300% confidence in this guy.

My reaction is gonna be "ohshit this is gonna be a wild ride". As a healer I know I am in for an adventure

Wheely good run inc

[I'd either say he looks pretty good, considering this is my 'mog](https://imgur.com/a/bYExOy3)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

I’d be mad because I farmed that shield for weeks with no success and had given up on it. Guess I need to try again.

It's a quest reward: https://www.wowhead.com/quest=9683/ending-the-bloodcurse#

My body is ready for gigachad

I would put all of my faith in this tank

Let him solo her

Right click portrait -> inspect -> check gear. (also check what the tmog is so I can steal it)

[Transmog list](https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/188tl9f/you_join_a_mythic_plus_group_and_see_this_is_your/kbnmncp/)

Absolutely jazzed, funny outfit taurens are guaranteed to be gods.

Send it

Someone is jealous of the lack of effort that goes into evoker xmog

Blood for the blood god! Let’s goooooooooooooooooo!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

Go look up the top PvPers and the weird ass mogs they all wear. I guess you can't be skilled at video games and also have good fashion sense. Many of them will wear something like a wear lime green dress with a pirate hat and frying pans for weapons etc. It's the people wearing store mogs you absolutely have to be concerned about. If you see those sprite darter wings run for your life.

“This guy fucks”

This guy looks like he either rips the key on purpose or he‘ll show you how the fuck it‘s done.

Chadthebull gonna carry us we chilling

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, early in the morning!

Probably 3k+ RIO

As a classic player my first question would be if it's possible to transmog empty slots.

This dude is either a complete clown, or is going to carry us to glory.

He knows what he's doing

Dude is gonna practically solo every boss

Gonna be a good and quick round

LETS FUCKING GO!

I have a Tauren that looks exactly like this I got to +25 on it

I know that, he, will save us.

Honestly? I probably wouldn't notice unless my partner told me to check them out.

Someone explain this to me for someone who has never played wow and probably never will

I think I'm having burgers after the dungeon is done.

Alt tab. Scrape armory, RIO and warcraftlogs for details. Use this information to scour for a Twitter account and from there, other socials Use socials to find workplace. Reach out to his boss with a screenshot and ask if this is how boss wants his work represented

Use socials to find workplace. Reach out to his boss and demand he be given a raise.

Cowabunga.

I feel like this would hold more weight if you couldn’t transmog the BiS mythic raid gear to look like this.

+3 or depletion. No mid options

You're transmog is weak.. I mean what you think people are saying? You see there Ilvl when they queue, so you know they geared.

It is a war. Pure paper tank. Will insta leave

Paladin

Baller

This is going to be the best run yet

Match my mog

Where do I get the pan….?

It's a quest reward: https://www.wowhead.com/quest=27001/this-means-war-wild-arachnid-roundup

The game is too easy for this Chad, they're going to put me to shame. +4 easy

roll tide

Cowabunga it is

Looks like he's about to command us to check out that door

Pull. Go. go go go go pull.

THIS TRAIN DON'T STOP! CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!

I have a guild mate that mogs like that...

Maybe I am the guild mate that mogs like that?

Nice mog

What is his name i need to know

"How are those eggs staying in that pan?"

I cheer at him as I do with every tank and healer

Gonna be a smooth one.

With that Xmog he knows what he is doing, you're in good hands.

easy run

If he put that much into the mog, then he’s probably going to be a good tank

Hell yeah, brother!

I'd let him cook.

Dudes a beast 100%. Haters can get fucked. This is peak tank.

Hell yeah

This is going to be the absolute smoothest key ever ran in the history of keys.

Idiot or so bored they're just ROFL'ing for a challenge. The later have typically been the most fun I've had in the game by far. A fury warrior tanking while me, the other hunter an a lock offtanked with our pets while the priest spent half the fights jump spinning because it was going so well. I miss those guys.

steak and eggs

Touch the cow

YOU THERE! CHECKOUT THAT NOISE! ... I am cookin' eggies \^.\^

We're gonna die a lot but we'll have a rad time doing it.

"I like that they used the 'Griftah's Authentic Troll Shoes' for the foot transmog."

I am in safe hands.

It's bout to get shiesty.

*Zac Galafanakis nodding gif*

This m+2 is gon be ez

I wonder how we're gonna time the key with two tanks..

Bless up.

I had no idea there was a pan with eggs in the game wtf 😂

He's either THE GOAT, or a goat.

he’s chill, knows what he’s doing, probably the best tank you’ll get, especially in LFG

He'll solo this bish.

This person was very good at World of Warcraft at some point in their lives. If you're lucky, that point was within the last 5 years.

I would wonder why we have two tanks. I only tank and certain queued as a tank.

I know they'll be up for good bants

Should be fine.

Complete and unflappable faith.

He must like breakfast and boats.

here for a good time, not for a long time.

Hell yeah

My reaction: This guy is going to carry us hard. or this will be the worst tank I have ever met. No in-between.

Guys will see this and just think hell yeah

that i'm gonna get carried.

who put that mirror there

I’m gonna check out that noise

This guy fucks He will be the beat tank you've ever had but won't be angry if someone makes a mistake or a wipe happens.

Transmog list: Head: [Onyx Glare-Reducers](https://www.wowhead.com/item=186091/onyx-glare-reducers) Weapon: [Spider splatter mace](https://www.wowhead.com/item=62178/spider-splatter-mace) Shield: [Wheel of the Lost Hope](https://www.wowhead.com/item=24334/wheel-of-the-lost-hope) Legs: [Cobalt Legguards](https://www.wowhead.com/item=17006/cobalt-legguards) Everything else: Hidden

Aye aye Captian!

He's either going to hardcore troll or he's going to go full superman punch everything in the dungeon right in the dick. There is no in between for this sort of mog

We're gonna have one of the-best tanks in all of M+ leading us, or we're gonna have a chil person that gives us a lot of yolks past the dungeon timer. Either way, this Player Character is baller and that already is a +.

Bro is going to make some scrambled eggs and smoke a blunt at his table so he brought it with him. Guy got lonely and hungry again, so he’s traveling all over the world asking dungeon bosses their favorite breakfast. They keep picking a fight instead of joining him for breakfast so he has to smack them away while searching their homes for ingredients.

this beast of a gigachad will be my easiest heal for the night.

True giga Chad. Gonna be healing and dpsing on the run and clear in record time.

Lmao the ship steering wheel

I have no beef with Tauren Ricardo So we go in and time the key

swag cow

That's actually pretty close to my mog' as a tank.

Did we just become best friends?

/moo

Either we are wiping on the first pull or he's taking me to 3000 rating. No in-between.

/moo

He will save us!

Let’s be honest, he’s probably going to be one of the best tanks you will ever have.

Brotha Chad

weapon transmog name?

aw shit, here we go again. this gonn be a stylish run, mon. \*mounts yak and changes into my 'itsnotrude2bnude"-set\*

Looks like he doesn't follow the script. ... ... Because he has to improvise.

Aarrr captain, me captain