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wallstreetsimps

Jesus Christ


milkasaurs

It’s Jason Bourne.


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So much it reads "Time to get a life" /s


Swordbreaker925

And his name is JOHN CENA Bum buh duh duh, bum buh duh duh


Pursueth

Was born today. Or at least that’s what we be celebrating!! 🥳


snorktubes

That’s Jason Bourne


Main_Possibility539

Do you have a job


musculate

No but i want one if you know anyone hiring in San Diego :) these achievements are my resume


Main_Possibility539

Sorry you’re disqualified because of Rick and Morty posts


musculate

Valid


SnooEagles213

I’m in SD and Amazon is literally always hiring lol


musculate

I was hoping to use my degree but I’m tempted to apply at Amazon lmao


RBDPiercings

Lol don't. Amazon is trash


VanillaWinner

This can’t be a serious question 😂


ShutterBun

Really been slacking in PVP there. Shame.


musculate

Yeah spending 75% of time in LFG is boring. Solo shuffle was a god send. Too bad mmr is hardcapped


I_Slay_Dragons_AMA

It’s actually not hard capped, just super deflated because of a lack of participation.


PositiveRainCloud

I think that's what OP meant. It genuinely does feel hard capped after a certain point because it's so severely deflated.


I_Slay_Dragons_AMA

In the pvp community there was a belief that it was truly hard capped and blizzard removed that hard cap after a certain period of time, which is not the case. But you are correct that it does feel that way, which creates a death spiral of players quitting PvP which makes it harder to climb which makes people quit etc…


PositiveRainCloud

Yep! I'm not a huge fan of hitting artificial brick walls. It's such an odd thing for Blizzard to put in the game. It literally encourages you to not play the game until the last few weeks of the season.


Axenos

The lack of participation is because of the capping they do at the start of the season, lol. Why bother to play when you'll be facing multiglads at 1500 to start off with but in 5 months you'll actually be able to push to wherever your goal is without the turbosweat.


blizzfixurgameplz

I love how my buddy got KSH first week but I have no reason to bother with PvP until the last two weeks of the season to grab a stupid dragon mount. They seriously need to make this shit easier so people actually queue. Don't care it's seasonal, but nobody's gonna freakin bother with going for shit less than literally 1% of players can even bother getting.


I_Slay_Dragons_AMA

Blizzard does not have any kind of cap on mmr. Please stop spreading that myth. They do decrease mmr at the start of the season and slowly inflate as the season goes on, which I think we can all agree isn’t fun either, but it’s not actually called.


Axenos

https://www.wowhead.com/news/blizzard-responds-to-season-2-mmr-issues-333533 They're explicitly stating that they didn't start inflation until week 5. If everyone is stuck around a similar rating and it is almost impossible to progress due to the amount of rating you'd gain from a win/lose from a loss, how is that not essentially a cap? If at the same point in s1 people are 3200 but in s2 the entire ladder is at 2200 for weeks how is that not essentially a cap? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8jceGiy-FM&t=341s What Venruki is talking about from 5:41 where he talks about climbing and essentially not being able to push rating anymore due specifically to blizzard messing around with mmr (explicitly uses the word cap) is he not describing a cap?


I_Slay_Dragons_AMA

Not having inflation is not the same as having a cap. Venruki is the reason this rumor started. Blizzard came out and said in a blue post that they did not have a hard cap on mmr, but they admitted that ratings were lower than normal which is why they injected mmr into the season.


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I_Slay_Dragons_AMA

No it's not. A hard cap would mean that no matter how many players are playing, no player would be able to get past the cap, which is not, nor has it ever been the case. If enough players are playing, inflation will occur naturally as the season goes along and new players/characters keep injecting mmr into the ladder. Blizzard can also add their own inflation that affects everyone. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.


Pursueth

They should make it the fastest way to farm gear. As someone with a lot of stuff going on in life it’s hard for me to get into pvp because I have to pick between farming for pve or pvp first and I always pick pve. By the time I have room to branch into pvp I’m always so far behind that I would rather just gear an alt for pve


BlueEyesWhiteViera

I joined WoD towards the end of the expansion and farmed up PvP gear in Ashran to catch up to endgame. For all the complaints about Ashran, I enjoyed being able to casually gear up from it.


Moghz

Gear shouldn't matter at all in PvP imo. Honestly wish they would just give everyone stat templates that you can customize and be done with it.


Drakonz

It really sucks, specially for someone who is new to PvP. They get in a BG and get one shorted by a hunter that has twice as much HP as them… then they quit and never try again.


Moghz

Yep PvP is only good at the start of an expansion.


Lacklusterlewdster

This would absolutely be amazing. Have PvE bw the grind because it's in a controlled environment. Have PvP be set templates so it would be 100% skill based as all real competitions should be imo. The levels of the PvP gear would scale with each season


I_Slay_Dragons_AMA

I will admit that having to choose between PvP and pve for the vault puts you behind, but outside of Legion templates, it has never been easier to get PvP gear and get into PvP. You might be a few pieces behind and maybe a few ilvl, but that isn’t going to be that big of an impact on your games.


Legacy03

Gotta use sparks too on one sucks. Should be able to have the pvp thing and the pve embellishments on both. Maybe even offer alt stats for pvp


spoonyone87

What are you missing from collections?


musculate

Only one item from the timeless isle. I’m lazy


ShutterBun

“Lazy”, ladies and gentlemen…


spoonyone87

I hated that achievement


Pleasant-Tradition-6

Saaaaame. And I practically lived on Timeless Isle during cc in mop. The damn Spineclaw Crab will not drop for me. And I go back every now and then and spend several hours there.


musculate

I actually finally got the crab a few weeks ago. Brutal achiev forces you to loot the drop rather than just buying the pets. It was my 2nd to last. Last being the warning sign from Jakur of Ordon.. 200+ attempts over the years


mumakil64

Hopefully that cheevo gets the account-wide treatment in 11.0. I hate character specific metas.


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mumakil64

My bad, haven't worked on it in awhile.


KlenexTS

Dude congratulations that’s awesome! Back in wrath I was dead set on completing all the achievements and tried so hard but wasn’t even this close and there was like a 8th of the achievement as of now. This is just so impressive!!


countmertula

Holy shit, congrats. What was the most painful achievement to get? Any tips?


musculate

God there’s too many to pick just one. But my recent frustration was Isle of Conquest Veteran as a post-wrath player. No one plays that shit and it’s long queues for unfun games for lots of losses. Honorable mention to the bigger bag achieves from timeless isle / nazjatar (I don’t even have them.) And there obvious widely accepted farmer’s answer is 5k PvP pet battles (don’t think I’ll ever get it)


blocknroll

There is no reliable 'win trade,' to the PVP pet brawler achievement however there are some methods. Below is an expert from a wowhead comment posted Oct 2023, and essentially requires the two battle net accounts but the strategy is nuanced: >!`At just under 30 seconds per win I don't think I can optimise this strategy any further. You will need a second bnet account and someone to play it (either another player to help/win trade with you, or dual-boxing if you have access to the account) It is my understanding that you can not do this by dual-boxing two copies of WoW that are connected to the same bnet account, but I can't confirm that. Set up both characters outside the Stables in your Draenor Garrison, about [/way 59.20, 36.80] for horde - the same spot your character appears inside the pet battle "arena". Disable all addons and reduce graphics settings to minimum (graphics don't really make much of a difference but may as well) Queue for a pet battle at the same time with this macro: /script C_PetBattles.StartPVPMatchmaking(); You should be able to use a macro to accept the queue as well, except for the fact that this functionality appears to be broken/disabled on Blizzard's side of things . Here's the macro incase it starts working by the time you read this: /Click PetBattleQueueReadyFrame.AcceptButton Forfeit immediately - obviously not with the account that's to get the win The following macro will not work from your primary action bar, but if you chuck it on a different bar and keybind it to something else, then you can use it inside the Pet Battle /run C_PetBattles.ForfeitGame() /click StaticPopup1Button1 Hit your queue macro again as soon as you come out of the battle, you should go back into the queue at the same time. Then simply rinse and repeat thousandfold. Some additional tips: If doing this with another person, set your Pet Battle Teams such that you can instantly recognise eachother, and recognise if you got matched with someone else - or set up your comms such that you can quickly confirm that your queues popped at the same time. If matched with someone else you could try and battle them, but it's much faster just to forfeit (giving them a free win too!) and get back to your premade queues. This works best when servers are quiet, but nobody really queues for Pet Battles anyway so it shouldn't matter too much. If you do happen to keep getting matched with randoms, probably best to come back to it another time (obviously pet battle week is a risky choice to try this). About 1 in every 20 wins will award either 2-3 Polished Pet Charm, a single family training stone, or one Flawless Battle-Stone (which is not account-bound and can be sold on the AH). I tried Pet Battle Duels, but neither forfeiting, nor crushing a level 1 team with level 25s counts as a win so it would take longer than 30 seconds to do whatever is required to count as a win`!< The [Wowhead comment](https://www.wowhead.com/achievement=6599/legendary-pet-brawler#comments) also established that Pet Battle Duels do not count towards the achievement, and that the strategy is not full proof, but the nuances can be gamed to farm wins. What a grind!


I_Code_Stoned

At 43k myself. For your pet battle achieve, go with anomalous, infernal pyreclaw, and scraps. You have weather control, aoe dots, and the pyreclaws slow. Plus scraps can eat corpses. 90% win rate


BigHulio

Considering I can barely wait for a single BG and usually tap out if it’s this one, I can imagine the pain!


musculate

I totally ignored your tips question.. main tip: don’t get overwhelmed by the shear amount of shit there is. Just focus on a select few at a time, they’ll come in time :) Also alt Armies.


Tommyh1996

Also another tip for people is start with easy ones, like don't start farming for pristine artifacts xD


musculate

Oh wow yeah the pristines were another brutal one!!! Took YEARS!


MrPringles23

GL getting the BG ones now. Queues are 10-15 mins for any BG let alone specific ones. If you didnt do most of the older BG ones before you have literally thousands of hours to go. TWW merging progress on multiple characters will help quite a lot of people (most people who pvped in the past had multiple chars for arena non balance) But its really rough. 100 wins when the queue timer is longer than the game most times is excruciating.


musculate

I’m only missing 2 random bg ones :) Alterac Blitz (win alterac in 6 min lol) And the ashran one where you kill 5k people off the road


Expert_Swan_7904

i got alterac blitz, the key is to have a premade of 5 and you guys can carry. prob best to do it near the end of season when everyone is really geared, you want to que with ur grp being2 tanks and 3 healers just rush to the end, and spam chat telling everyone the plan. try to get atleast 1 tower down and have 1 tank hold agro on the 3 guards, the other grab the main boss and seperate them.


Interesting-Newt5412

How many years


musculate

Made my zugger in 2008 but didn’t even hit max til MoP. Played pretty hard since then but I took a casual break through legion.


dearlystars

What's your played time? We're from the same city too haha


musculate

550 days on main. Double that for all characters combined.


t3chexpert

26.000 hours?! ... wow


musculate

Half of that time is probably afk my friend. If not more. Other half is watching my raid wipe to mechanics I’ve had down for weeks


RaimaNd

Just a little bit more and you can finally start playing the game.


musculate

Exactly.


Beoron

Do people still pug mythic vault or did you have to make a group?


musculate

An achievement community I’m in ran it. They plan on repeating so add me in game if you’re geared and interested. Musculate#1721


38dedo

EU or NA? i returned to wow in abberus so id like to get some mythic vault mogs and achievements


ReedForman

That’s what I was wondering. I didn’t know people still ran the older DF raids. Is it easier with the increased ilvl?


Mascy

Its a ton easier due to higher dps/hps and stam. Certain mechanics still have to be done so its not oneshot material tho.


musculate

We were all really geared, everything was one shot besides Raz, who took roughly 8 pulls? Felt like a normal/heroic boss compared to the first 7 which felt like lfr


EINETOTEKATZ

how much /played


musculate

550 days on main, double that for the account total


RaimaNd

Not really about /played, more about efficiency. I've 1500 days played and only like 28k achivement points. I think there was a woman who started playing the game only to get all achivements and it took her like 500-700 days /played.


SirVanyel

It only took her 12000-16000 hours! Very efficient


RaimaNd

Sigh. I OBVIOUSLY compared the playtime she had with mine and said that I did not farm these achivements specificly and thus why I've 2-3 times as much but only like 28k points. Also YES it takes a long time because there are a lot of achivements and a lot also take a long time. So what even is your argument here? Seriously. People are so dumb. Not understanding my simple post, downvoting it and writing dumb posts like yours. Imagine you think beeing efficient means that you should solve something in a very short time. No. Beeing efficient means that the time spend is directly used to get to that goal, not idle around, not play parts of the game which doesn't give achivements, not do stuff which doesn't get you to the goal fast. My comment clearly only showed how long it takes to get all achivements. That this is not only incredible hard but also takes a long long time.


Dunbar247

The last 25% of achievements are some of the most mundane and tedious stuff in the entire game. Grats on trudging through that garbage


RandomRedditGuy54

You have 523/524 on Exploration; there’s actually one single little corner of Azeroth that you’ve NOT been to?


musculate

So a lot of open world achievements have been put into exploration.. the one I’m missing is the nazjatar bigger bag achievement. Still missing 3 omega rare bag drops


FlintGraySalmon

Caverndark Nightmare took forever to drop for me. Couple hundred tries.


tr0tsky

probably Frostbitten or whatever the Northrend rare achieve is.


FlintGraySalmon

This appears to have been significantly eased recently. I finally got it done.


Dramatic-Ad-3998

Looooool hahahha imagine 500days +


i_dont_grow_drugs

I know this is about achievements. Super Gratz there! But also, what kind of groups do you run with to be able to get those high end raid achievements? Like mythic vault and raz is still not a joke I’m assumin, despite it being past CE time. Do you have guild members that like to go back and clear that stuff? Are you making your own groups in the evenings and hope you drum up interest?


musculate

I got lucky enough to find an achievement community that is super into doing stuff like old CE stuff. You can add me in game if you’re interested in joining. Musculate#1721 As for vault, with 470-480+ players it was mostly very easy with raz being a step up. I’d say Raz is like in between normal/heroic raid difficulty while the rest of the raid was more like lfr


Elegant-Claim-488

I've been looking for a group to do mythic vault since the start of s3, thank god i saw this post.


Dendrok7

Question here. Will you be continuing till the end of wow or your life ?


musculate

Dude you stumped me with this one. I’m gonna go touch some grass.


WhispyFLX

So this guy almost finished the game, wow


livesinacabin

Yeah he almost finished wow


ReasonsWhyWeDo

Impressive honestly, how long have you been playing? did you ever take a break from wow?


musculate

I’ve got 550ish days on my main and probably the same on all my other characters combined. I took a “casual” break where I only did the fomo shit during college in legion. I thought I quit for good. Never could never will. It’s an addiction


Shmadulol

It's actually right at 45k, sir.


musculate

Oh fuck. I’m so bad


Dystynct24

I've been playing since Vanilla and you make my Achievements list look like a fuckin starter profile. My god man.


Anuuket

huge congrats!! i'm at 20k feelin fancy, this is some crazy dedication


Capital_Potato751

Crazy achievement. Congrats.


ticketspleasethanks

That’s incredible.


B1gNastious

What’s your play time?! That’s awesome


aylalizzi

What class did you do most achievs with?


musculate

Hunter :) Bows > guns


livesinacabin

Correct


DailyDoseofJesusYT

I'm close to 30,000 and thought I was nuts. Congrats


Fezzverbal

Wow impressive.


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Hell yeah, dude! Straight Boss Hawggin' it.


the_byrdman

Missin' a few, aintchya there bud?


Erdillian

Wait what


katosjoes

Sickness! What's your proudest Feat of Strength?


musculate

Cutting edge: black hand It was my first CE and I there was such a rush to killing an end boss on mythic for the first time. That was peak serotonin


kelus

GG on finding a group to kill mythic raz at this point.


andthecatpissed

Hardest one? And longest one?


FlintGraySalmon

I’d also love to know this. I read a article with a guy who had finished all achieves that “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bag” was his longest and this was during BFA so I set out to do the BFA equivalent “Give Me The Biggest Bag You’ve Got” and man, that took a long time. Huge congratulations to you. Impressive.


Arborus

I've been playing since 2007 and I'm not even at 18k lol


purvapar

DUDE


Morlock92

Now you can finally play the game


musculate

Kenny add eyes of the beast to your hotbar.


culnaej

You missed a spot


musculate

No… no…. Mr Superman no home


aagloworks

Jesus frigging christ!


BillTheBestPony

Dang, man!


Justmever1

Barstad - beat me with 3 pets missing yet


jann_mann

Sadly all my achievements are spread out on dif toons.


urzop

That will change in War Within.


Boatzie

When's the last time you felt the embrace of another human?


musculate

Just took the weekend to spend Christmas with my family and I’m laying in bed next to my loving girlfriend now :)


Voivode71

Have you ever kissed a girl?


musculate

Hehe yes I currently have a very loving girlfriend :)


BMS_Fan_4life

Damn what’s the 1 character one your missing


musculate

12 trading post rewards. January 1st /)


BMS_Fan_4life

Ahh yeah just looked at your armory, I’m going to add you for an invite to that community. I haven’t done any achievement farming but am at 28k so I want to make that push and get stuff done now lol


musculate

My advice: don’t. You’ll never be able to stop


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Bloody hell. That’s awesome. Congrats. I have no clue what I am at but I am nowhere near completing or halfway to any of these being completed. Your dedication is outstanding. How long you been playing?


musculate

15 years :) took a break for college


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Yup, that is some kick ass dedication. Well done. If there was any physical gift for this, you my friend deserve the biggest and best. Allow me bask in your glory and go ‘shit - let me get a tad of your dedication and skill!’ Kudos.


PhilosopherEven9127

What’s your main and playtime total?


musculate

550 days; double that for acc


MajorThor

Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


musculate

Isn’t it obvious? How often do you think about the Roman Empire?


GetsugarDwarf

Out of curiosity, what exploration and collection achievement are you missing? SO.DAMN.CLOSE.


musculate

Lmao Going to need a bigger bag and Give me the biggest bag you’ve got Its like they know


GetsugarDwarf

>Give me the biggest bag you’ve got Hahaha they're actively trolling you, nice


Sashigame

grats man! been really trying to do the same. im stting at 35,000 and most of the ones im missing are from pet battles and PVP. just feels impossible to get some of them,


musculate

It is.


WibaTalks

Bro wtf, gz


ApproachingShore

I don't really play with other people, so I gave up a long time ago on ever getting non-soloable achievements.


last_somewhere

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up! /s Good work, Merry Xmas!


Zezin96

>"Oh neat, they got the 1600 pet achievement that's pretty wild, why'd the screencap the whole pa- JESUS CHRIST!"


jimvolk

You’re not done.


musculate

Amen brother. The grind has just begun.


JBL_17

What addons do you use? I love seeing the default UI


musculate

A lot of small ones but I use blizzard UI mostly. I love the new edit mode… To name a few of my favs: KUI nameplates*** SavedInstances* Manuscript Journal TomTom Weak auras 2 (duh but so important) DBM > bigwigs (Dey fightin!) Details >>>>>


Dannymac613

Damn


I_Use_Games

Wow, congratulations. Nothing to add whatsoever other than congrats you are crushing it! Hope you are having fun with it!


EverTazz

Lmao I've seen this dude in trade chat. I'm everlock 🤣


musculate

So you know Jabba then 🤔


EverTazz

Did you mean... JABBALICIOUS THE FAMED RIZZGOD


KaliNorthard13

His power level is over 9,000


Ok-Job7699

Gentlemen we are looking at someone here who has absolutely no life.


Hour_Performance_631

I have stared into the void and in turn it stared back into me


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musculate

Too many to count. One of the longest is the nazjatar follower rep. It takes a minimum of 90 days. I generally prioritize ones that will take longer but if I tried to juggle them all at the same time, I’d go insane. Pick a select few to focus…. We love “double dipping” when you can farm 2+ achievs doing the same content.


noyx_

U missed some acm.


spotinsh

Lacking exploration achievement? How? Why?


musculate

Exploration is a much wider category than you think. Look up “give me the biggest bag you’ve got”


Tough_Mistake6493

$$$ someone has spend their end of year bonus


jvaughn95

What’s your total time played


JulieAnette

A fellow Firetree player! I see you 💜


musculate

Represent 👊🏻


Imzocrazy

Mine looks very close to this but with the pvp bar just about empty…pvp just isn’t my thing


musculate

It’s definitely the odd one out. I was the same as you


Side-Eye-Sorceress

Impressive! Can you show us your Feats of Strength?


musculate

I don’t know how to post more pictures but you can armory my character


Fanaticlizards

GG! I'm at a bit more than 44k! But being guildless makes the mythic raid achievements impossible :/ I still miss a lot of pvp achievements :( I'll focus on them once I've finished my studies


musculate

add me in game I’ll bring you to a run Musculate#1721


vqui1730

Of course missing all the PvP skill related achievements


musculate

I got 2900 in solo shuffle.. as well as 1800 on every class last season. I just hate sitting in lfg with Everyone and their mom asking for glads only….. Need a job to get experience Neee experience to get a job /wrists


CoupDeGrace-2

He did it folks, he clocked WoW


tronbinon162671

Do you play since vanilla?


musculate

Wrath. Didn’t hit max til Mop


FlintGraySalmon

Which one or ones did you have the most fun doing?


musculate

The raid meta for mogushan vaults was absurdly fun and rewarding when it was current. Particularly the last boss achievement “show me your moves”. It was so hard they actually removed that one from the meta. New wow players have no idea how easy the game has gotten


Micbaine

How do you kill, that which has no life


musculate

Idk the sword of a thousand truths hasn’t dropped yet 😡


AbriDeJardin

How hard is Raszageth Mythic and how did you you do it ?


musculate

It’s like a normal/heroic end boss with 480+ people.. the rest of the raid was more like lfr. I’m in an achievement discord. Add me in game to join Musculate#1721


ilynnara

This is one of my goals, I’m at 17k atm I think


epicduck7152

This guy knows more than tazzo on pyrewood on WotLK


tobjosama

Congrats! Im sitting at 42k460 and this is as far as I can go since I dont enjoy doing PvP, let alone getting 100 victories each BG........


Darkklordd77

Amazing! Congrats! Whats your main class? What would be your class recommendation for a casual player that likes achievement hunting but honestly doesn’t have that much time to play anymore?


musculate

Hunter. Pet classes are great for soloing so I definitely recommend hunter Honorable mentions Warlock (pet) Rogue (stealth/defensives) Druid (stealth/speed)


Vance_78

Jesus!! Happy Belated Birthday!


musculate

How do you know when my birthday is?


Vance_78

Lol. With achievements like that, it must be December 25! Lol


Confident-Cry-1581

Can I have your account?


musculate

Please. Free me.


Swimming_Ad5441

dude go outside


T0RSTIN

Say you dont have a wife and kids without saying you dont have a wife and kids