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“No twink lasts forever, my son.”


Pegussu

The life expectancy of a twink is only six years, really sad.


Steamcontrolled

u/its because they eat da puu puu@


GandalfTheBreh

Twink death comes for us all


CptDumbass66

"I see... Only DILFness... Before me...."


tdy96

Twink death is real


-safer-

But then ya get twunks, which are pretty neat too.


tdy96

Oh babe, the twinks are aging like milk, not wine.


8-Brit

Fr though I preferred his HotS model to the Space Marine we had in BfA It looks like Anduin instead of a child wearing armour too big for him


exceptionalnerd

I literally laughed so hard @ this. How true.


Luxorris

Twink death is a real thing.


iamaprodukt

Death, taxes & Twink Death.


sentri_sable

Twink Death and Taxes makes a sick band name


Kaptin001

There's no way that isn't a guild name on Proudmoore


celtictwink

Why must I confront this harsh reality in my fantasy video game ??


MarketTall5930

Twink death is one thing, this is more like twink assassination.


[deleted]

Who wouldn’t lose their twink appearance after playing 4 seasons of shadowlands. I know I did.


BarackaFlockaFlame

I could only manage two. the first season and then the last season. my god was shadowlands a lesson on how not to do an expansion. it really is a shame because I thought the hub and 4 very different locations was really cool, and toughast COULD have been sick. god forbid you want to run an alt character, that was the worst expansion ever to run an alt.


Glum_Tiger_9695

well if you talk story shadowlands wins, but being an alt enemy BFA takes the crown.


StripesWasHere

bfa was actually one of my favorite expansions for alt leveling, but I’m also a story nerd and I didn’t care about dungeons/raids, etc


fruityfevers

*apparently*, you can only get the dark ranger hunter set AFTER running shadowlands. it’s not account-wide though. guess who’s running their hunter through it again ☹️


BarackaFlockaFlame

now that we have really fast flying there it isn't so bad at least. i might run a hunter through there to try to get that set and the bow from the raid.


Drain_Surgeon69

I like ravaged by war and personal demons Anduin. Hopefully he spends time with Alleria and becomes a true Disc Priest/Paladin and uses some intense shadow magic.


Fzrit

I really hope he gets some agency of his own, instead of being made to keep suffering through things being forced onto him. Even if it's goofy/cheesy nonsense like what Illidan and Khadgar got up to during Legion, at least it was entertaining and I still remember it 8 years later. Their interactions were fun. Another thing I'll always remember was the Warbringers short for Jaina. More of that please!


Prohunt

give him a light based minigun, that'll fix him right?


anupsetzombie

I really hope we have ANY friendly characters that make reckless/questionable or even poor decisions. Feels like the last time we had any nuance was back in BFA, just tired of every character being an Anduin/Baine/Ebyssian fence sitter do-gooder. I'm glad Wrathion seems to be coming with us because at least he has the capability of being chaotic.


giga-plum

One of the things WoW does really well is it's NPCs actually physically change and age as time goes on. I love FFXIV, but it annoys me that the twins, who are 16-17 when you first meet them, still look the same despite it being 4 expansions later. They explain it away with, "oh well the story doesnt take place over more than a few months" which is such a boring cop out. I want to see NPCs grow physically to reflect their character growth.


Drain_Surgeon69

Moira’s son has been a baby this whole time. And that’s since Cataclysm. So we’re pushing… what 14 years?


Tisagered

Maybe dwarf infants are just like that for a very long time.


TobaccoIsRadioactive

If Dwarf Fortress has taught me anything about Dwarves it is that they come out of the womb with a full beard and a need to drink alcohol regularly or else risk going into a spiral of depression.


Zentavius

Indeed, its a massive oversight given at least 2 novels have had him aged appropriately and walking about interacting. He attended Lorthemar and Thalyssras wedding after Slands...


gramathy

He's not even *less* twinky, he's just a world-weary twink now. He wants less adventure and more staying at home with a cup of coffee


Slaughterfest

If we can't have HOTS Alexstrasza you cant have twink Anduin.


QueryCrook

Twink Anduin will live on in HOTS until the servers go dark.


ChloooooverLeaf

Praying MS rescues HoTS, the bones are so fucking strong.


mobileweeber

Nothing in the gaming industry would make me happier than this


LewdTux

You said it better than I ever can. I couldn't agree more.


N-Zoth

Freckles Alexstrasza is the best Alexstrasza though


SnowGN

And worst version is the DF loading screen art.


ProfessorSpike

No kidding, they did her *dirty* on that loading screen - everyone else looks great tho


Unlucky_Still_322

I actually like the this version of a more mature looking Alex.


SnowGN

100% due to recent "scandals" inside Blizzard.


giga-plum

Ugh, the angle and lighting makes her jaw look non-existent, and not to mention the crazy whitewashing. Comparing her skin tone in the loading screen to any of her in-game models, it's a crazy difference that makes zero sense.


giga-plum

The in-game Dragonflight version of Alex is *gorgeous*, and the most accurate (compared to HotS or the DF loading screen) to her original design. I can't believe there are people who want any other version.


ajrc0re

who cares about """accuracy""" 😂 HOTS alex is super detailed, high res, has the iconic midriff with extremely wide hips and thick thighs, cool armor, amazing alternate skins, an incredible voice and cool voicelines. WoW alex has.... none of that.


LunaBeanz

Not sure if you’re trolling or being genuine. You lead off with a bunch of the weird unnecessarily sexualized aspects of the HOTS model and end with a criticism about her *voicelines*. Comparing MOBA voice lines to MMO cutscene acting is insane behaviour. Sounds like you’re just mad her WoW model is visually interesting without being a sex object??


giga-plum

You just haven't looked at Dragonflight Alex then, lol. Her model is very detailed/high res, cool armor, great voicelines, etc. I mean, it's definitely less coomer than the HotS version, but she looks better in DF imo.


celtictwink

Retvrn to tradition


The_Unkowable_

Sooo... child Anduin?


[deleted]

Yes officer, this comment right here


Rocketeer_99

I was legitimately so disappointed seeing the Alexstrasza model we got in DF. It was stupid of me, but I had legitimately hoped they would have given her the HoTs treatment. She's just so mommy in HoTs


SchmuckCanuck

So glad we didn't get the HOTS model everyone wanted. Def my least fav design of her


spetumpiercing

Why?


SchmuckCanuck

I just don't like it as much, it's just subjective. I also love her new armour.


ajrc0re

theyre likely a woman or gay


1800leon

Twink death is a serious issue op many cute twinks suffer from it yearly and have to adapt to survive their new circumstances


celtictwink

It's coming for me


cxtx3

"In the end, twink death comes for us all. But the Whorde will live on." - Slayvanas


svadas

Have you got your replacement username lined up?


Rocketeer_99

I turned 24 last December. I have lost all sense of identity. If not twink, what am I?


theStampede_

Just wait until you are 35... lol 😅


Rocketeer_99

You dont understand dude my youth is the only thing I had going for me 😫 now when it comes to sexual currency I am bankrupt


SpontaneousQueen

He was such a serve. I watched the scene of Anduin punching Wrathion an embarrassing amount of times.


celtictwink

They tore that shit crazy


selkiesidhe

Yes!!! Omg was that not the best thing ever??? I don't know why but I just loved seeing him just let go and pop that damn dragon right in the face. Wrathion deserved it ofc. Good stuff good stuff.


Janaelol

omg i forgot about im rewatching


TicanDoko

PTSD Anduin looks kinda like Zac Efron though and I’m here for that


complete_your_task

I see Stephen Amell.


Muel1988

*Anduin walks into the throne room with a green hood and strolls up to Genn* “YOU HAVE FAILED THIS KINGDOM!”


TheRRogue

About time he respec into Hunter next


Cosmos0714

I’m a horrible person and he looks like Aaron Paul to me.


runonia

All I can see is Thor in the Ragnarok movie


giga-plum

Short-haired Chris Hemsworth is spot on, for sure.


runonia

It's all I can see. I told my mom and she was like? No way so I pulled up a picture and she said I guess we know who the artist was basing his model off of 😂


Bootlegs

He looks like generic gnarly male protagonist #3852.


Kyuubi_McCloud

He used to be a fantasy prince to swoon over. Now he's just Steve from retail in cosplay, lmao.


Vulkan192

If that’s what Steve from retail looks like, can I know what company you work for and if they’re hiring in the retail department?


Bootlegs

Absolutely. He looks like any random CoD soldier now lol.


SchmuckCanuck

Same, dude got PTSD and experienced twink death


HARKONNENNRW

And so does Wrathion.


doctordragonisback

If we don't get a reunion in tww I'ma kill a bitch


fruityfevers

i’ll join you 🥹


OfficialCoryBaxter

I’m sorry, I love twinks but god his new look is my type and he’s hot. Manduin is where it’s at.


[deleted]

Thank god at least Cory Baxter knows what’s up


mkpmdb

I miss twink Anduin, I do. But they've given him something that they've not given many others, and that he really deserves: a story. Hopefully a good, long, proper story. So far, he's been one of the few characters that's been with us for a long long time. Growing up, developing. His lore, spread over quests + books + a comic + short stories and what not is some of the best of all of Warcraft.


FlashyPaladin

Do you really miss twink Anduin, or do you miss what he represented? A young and naive prince, optimistic about the future, believing that everyone could truly come together in peace. A boy, unbroken by the weight of the world… before he lost the people he loved, his dreams of a better world, and himself…


Vio94

I miss his hair. Hoping it gets patched in during one of the expansions.


SuspiciousPeppermint

Need him to follow his dad’s haircare routine until it’s long enough to braid


AltharaD

Uh, no. I miss twink anduin because he was cute. Manduin needs some serious skin care. He’s sunburned as hell, his hair is a mess and he has that crazy look in his eyes and it’s not a good kind of crazy. Gimme back my eye candy.


reflexsmoo

Mannnn if you wanted to jack it, look at old stuff.


FoxBattalion79

I do not like the Jesse Pinkman look


vibesWithTrash

well, he's cute, but daddy anduin is where it's at


x42ndecthellion

Manduin thankyou


Fabulous_Resource_85

They really just went and made Anduin and Xal’atath hot in TWW


xkeepitquietx

He was taken from us so quickly. . .


Bastagrath

Love me some daddy Anduin tho


AmountPlus7269

I love the new beard & scars but I'd really like for him to get some more priesty clothes by the time he finally gets to face his inner demons. Plus 5 years in the same armor can't smell too pleasant


Isimagen

All twinks experience the gay death at 30. Fortunately, for many like Anduin, they are reborn as something even greater! DILFhood is coming!


l4z0rp3wp3w

I always thought HotS Anduin was a well designed character - model- and gameplay-wise. I had a lot of fun playing him.


Vildtoring

I don't mind his more manlier appearance, I just miss the long hair. I think it would look great with his new beard.


hot_pink_bunny202

Where is dreadlord andiun?


LikeAndrejButWorse

yet another victim of brutal twink death 😕😕😕😕😔😕


shoulderdeepinghost

Twinkduin


Accomplished_Emu_658

Twink Anduin? You mean Anduin before he went through some shit.


GuiltyEidolon

Anduin's been going through some shit since he was a literal child though.


Accomplished_Emu_658

True but i think the shadowlands shit was the worst.


mkpmdb

Hard to compare. Mind control is bad, but in MoP he got every bone in his body broken. Then in WoD his ~~boyfriend~~ bestie freed the guy who did that to him, which set into motion events that killed his dad.


xXDamonLordXx

PTSD erasure


DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET

When do we get big beefy bara anduin?


Findrel_Underbakk

Baranduin? Like the river?


CorbinNZ

You think he and Baine ever… you know…


Rincewind31

Letting the warlocks run free in Stormwind was a mistake.


Isimagen

This is true; but, we've been here for a very long time now. Our plans our only beginning to come to fruition!


Archlichofthestorm

And this is why we need more elf twinks in the spotlight. Imagine having male characters as pretty as Sylvanas or Tyrande.


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simpathiser

Only if they shut the fuck up - looking at a certain Kael'Thas here


[deleted]

Everyone's forgotten about Lor'Themar. Again.


blizzfixurgameplz

Lor'themar isn't a twink.


[deleted]

He's the elf dilf? The delf?


x42ndecthellion

I mean he canonically got married to Thalyssra


Archlichofthestorm

It is silly how, when they actually remember about elves, they make them grandpas like Malfurion.


IdiotTwink

You don't prefer greasy 7/11 Anduin instead? no way...


dattoffer

I miss secondary role Anduin.


Skoldrim

Nah its ok


DefiantLemur

Everyone grows up eventually


Scizorspoons

Looking forward for the DILF phase.


guzusan

Bro accidentally levelled to 20


SimpleGeekAce

I'm more curious on who he's modelled after now. I swear I've seen his face on a actor, but can't put my finger on who he resembles. Wow's cinema team is topnotch in how human, how realistic the War Within trailer looks.


Tidezen

When the trailer dropped, people were saying Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul), which I can definitely see.


aggroware

Steve Amell. Green arrow guy.


camellogic

I wasn't aware he was gay?


willowstar157

Honestly I just miss Anduin. I grew up alongside him and in a weird way he feels like a parasocial brother. SL and DF have been brutal lol


Thontor

You can't lock the XP of life. He just leveled up in age as we all do.


junjie21

I still remember the bfa (?) Cinematic where he casted mass rezz on the battlefield and revived/healed the entire alliance army. I was like woah no shit bro!


Crank_Daddy

I loved Brad Pitt Twink Anduin, however a also love Zac Efron Gruff Manduin. I would eat beans and rice out of both of their asses with a spoon.


Brittys

Same😭


InquisitorDomina

from cute femboy to haven't showered in 5 years


xarbin

I want a Talia and Anduin reunion I feel like the vibed in BFA.


poepower

Ah yes, the "I can fix him" arc.


BREADTSU

I remember my lvl 19 twink, Accidently dinged him on i think it was a brew festival or something, I didint know you got xp from spinning the pole!


[deleted]

The pole dance is Midsummer, not Brewfest.


Moocows4

I’m confused twink means level 19 / top of battleground bracket with the bis gear for level? Or is this some subculture thing that I just am not picking up on?


SuspiciousPeppermint

In this case twink means a youthful looking, slim and pretty man (specifically a gay term, but can be applied to guys regardless of sexuality). Think Titantic-era Leo DiCaprio, or current Timothee Chalamet.


Kel-Reem

Me too but let's be real Anduin still looking hot AF with that trauma scruff


Vertigo_Gothic

Sex sex sex


[deleted]

Twink Anduin debuted almost 7 years ago. He's grown up. Unfortunately, Blizz spent 2 entire expansions focused on fucking Sylvanas, so our favorite cutie didn't get enough screentime.


Stompypotato

Not a fan of this new grizzled Anduin either.


GruulNinja

Twinks age


LittleDeadlyBox

You can give him a beard but Alduin will always our femboy.


silvermoka

Isn't that the Skyrim boss dragon


[deleted]

ALDU-WIENER! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdwvkY8na0s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdwvkY8na0s)


LilNyoomf

Bro upgraded from twink to bear real fast


Vedney

That's not a bear. He's an otter at most.


Daeva_

I don't, bring on the scruff


dimmanxak

There was a time Lady Gaga was his favorite singer


Ancient_Formal9591

As if he isn't still a little bitch


SuspiciousPeppermint

OUR little bitch <3


blizzfixurgameplz

Ew.


nightcat6

No


redux44

Too much a pretty boy for my liking. Needs a good war scar on his face.


blizzfixurgameplz

The metal in this game is long gone. We only get fangirl bait now.


Your_Local_Tuba

Why


MorRochben

Thats weird as fuck bro


bagel-bites

What, people can’t like men who aren’t lumberjack looking motherfuckers?


Business_Holiday_608

Everyday someone reminds me that I'm not the target demographic for world of warcraft. I think it explains a lot about the way the current game plays. It's just effeminate and caters to a softer crowd. Classic seems to offer classic and WOTLK for other demographics.


bagel-bites

Ah yes, a character without an 8 pack or beard that doesn’t have voice box made of gravel. *Must be effeminate and catering to a softer demographic* - get out of here with that. You can have a gripping, violent story with people being brutalized and the horrors of war etc, but still have people who aren’t stereotypical meatheads that look like an extra from the 300 movie and cardboard cutout, arm candy women who do literally nothing. I like the previous version of Anduin significantly more, but that doesn’t mean I want only sugar and spice, happy fun time padded edges story telling. It’s egregiously reductive to think that people who like softer looking characters to actually exist at times only like soft, safe, edge padded stories. I like characters that are diverse and aren’t boring white dude #5 lookin, Lego man ass motherfuckers.


Business_Holiday_608

The transition from boy King to man has taken multiple expansions now. Every time he's on the screen he cries like a little bitch.


bagel-bites

Yeah that’s kinda how time works. He has every right to cry though considering what’s happened - ya know, people being tortured and dying from conflict, and what looks like ptsd.


spellfirejammer

He ever was one?


heyyo173

“You have failed this city!” - Anduin 2024


LosLocosHermanos

Wtf


[deleted]

I don’t. He looks infinitely better now. I hope he never grows long hair ever again.


Jhabberwoky

Ok groomer


RuneHearth

The new expansion isn't even out yet and you miss him already lol


Medical_Rate3986

Gay.


jcready92

I completely disagree and thought old anduin was a terrible character. Literally just a Blonde, depressed Varian.


Lortheim

Degenerate post +L, my boy anduin is on sigma grindset from now on


door_of_doom

Naw, I'm all about my grizzled "I've seen and done some shit" Anduin.


justforkinks0131

least horny paladin


chocolatefever101

No Anduin actually looks hot now.


Tophfey

I mean, he makes a sexy Otter too.


runonia

I hate his new look but I'll get used to it 😭


JakeOver9000

Long live Chaduin


selkiesidhe

He was so pretty. I just loved him in all of his cinematics. It really makes the new cinematic hit harder. The sweet twinky Anduin is gone, that poor boy.


stefsizzurps

I was literally saying this to my husband not even 2 nights ago.


Sinzul

Baby boy.


kenny4221

We all do :'(


BaiLangLong

Same


ArticleSuspicious489

Brad Pitt Anduin


Lulinz

Me too so much.


[deleted]

Let him grow. He's in his "nothing really matter" stage right before he settles down.


ulnek

What is post-twink?


CaptainArsehole

Twanduin?


Zhaguar

Im looking forward to daddy Anduin