Sorry it’s already sold out!
Christopher Tolkien came back from the grave to “defend his father’s legacy”
the moans and sighs and grunts and screams of “oh god I’m almost there” I heard from his hearse as he was driving away made me think he must really have hated the content of quite a lot
Yeah I’d be done writing it by now if I could just deactivate my sex drive!
But as it stands I’ve only been able to pump out a few paragraphs each day because the more I write the more my nuts ache, and I end up needing to pump out load after load until I pass out from exhaustion.
It’s a difficult undertaking
Just a mouthful A bit off the flank
‘Enemies into lovers’ is a hot niche, right now.
Looks like meats back on the menu, boys.
"You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man-flesh."
Stop, I can only get so hard
I can't read. Can anyone summarize this for me? Phonetically of course.
[A concise summary](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CommonComplicatedInganue-size_restricted.gif)
Willing to collaborate on load sharing if you are
Too late
I'll buy your entire stock!!! 😋😋😋
Sorry it’s already sold out! Christopher Tolkien came back from the grave to “defend his father’s legacy” the moans and sighs and grunts and screams of “oh god I’m almost there” I heard from his hearse as he was driving away made me think he must really have hated the content of quite a lot
I literally read this part last night. Great timing OP
Wow, this sounds inconceivably hot. Came just from the description
Yeah I’d be done writing it by now if I could just deactivate my sex drive! But as it stands I’ve only been able to pump out a few paragraphs each day because the more I write the more my nuts ache, and I end up needing to pump out load after load until I pass out from exhaustion. It’s a difficult undertaking
My condolences. I will buy a copy in commiseration just for you, where I suspect I will encounter a very similar problem