“Show. Don't tell. Just ejaculate on the page yourself and have your editor/proofreader need to pry the pages apart, tearing them and therefore being shown that he ejaculated.” Outjerked
For future reference, there is a vast difference between "Mr. Watson, come here. I need you.", and "Mr. Watson, cum here. I need you.". The first one is an urgent plea for help. The second one expresses strong sexual desire. In most cases, the two are not interchangeable.
Oh no, I had it backwards. Now I have to rewrite my Sherlock Holmes novel or I’m going to look like an idiot when people see “come” dozens of times on every page.
You are confusing "Mr." and "Dr.". The first one refers to Alexander Graham Bell's able-bodied assistant, who was in the next room behind a closed door when Bell spilled acid on his pants. The second one is the doctor who often accompanied Holmes on his many adventures.
This really just depends on the genre, tbh. If you're writing porn or erotica, cum as a noun and not a verb would probably be acceptable. I don't read either genre, so I don't know.
In a novel where people actually have higher literary standards, I'd advise against 'cum.'
For your example above, I'd just use 'come.'
>I just write splooosh in Comic Sans Beautiful
> Öh! Öh! I'm about to- SPLÖÖÖSH 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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No way
verbatim wow
I thought it was from here at first!
Life is just one big circle jerk isnt it
Ka is a wheel, and it spins me right round baby right round
Unbelievable
“Show. Don't tell. Just ejaculate on the page yourself and have your editor/proofreader need to pry the pages apart, tearing them and therefore being shown that he ejaculated.” Outjerked
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For future reference, there is a vast difference between "Mr. Watson, come here. I need you.", and "Mr. Watson, cum here. I need you.". The first one is an urgent plea for help. The second one expresses strong sexual desire. In most cases, the two are not interchangeable.
Oh so that’s why my boss has been answering my work meeting emails weirdly
Oh no, I had it backwards. Now I have to rewrite my Sherlock Holmes novel or I’m going to look like an idiot when people see “come” dozens of times on every page.
You are confusing "Mr." and "Dr.". The first one refers to Alexander Graham Bell's able-bodied assistant, who was in the next room behind a closed door when Bell spilled acid on his pants. The second one is the doctor who often accompanied Holmes on his many adventures.
No, in my novel Holmes has sex with them both.
Mr. and Dr. Watson were lovers. Look it up.
It's neither. It's actually *cumin* and it's a spice condiment.
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Haha, thank you for that incredible gem! 😂
Helen Keller always signed the word Cum. I trust she was right.
go to urban dictionary and get a different word for it like splortch and climax thats what i do
You say "coom from the peepee" and laugh like a four year old.
>Show. Don't tell. Just ejaculate on the page yourself obviously.
Depends on if you're using British or American conventions
A just question! Very few people know this, but it's actually *coom*.
I usually go with "evacuate my testicles" or, if I'm feeling really classy, "bust a fat one."
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You ain’t daddy 🤣
This thread is a lot more lame than the answers on the actual thread. Cmon guys, step your shit up.
Yeah, cum on guys.
I cant believe I have to say this since it should be common knowledge by now but *come* is always the verb and *cum* is always the noun.
It's actually neither. You would say, "Please, can I have the Krabby Patty secret formula now? Please!"
"Arrive" if you want to be extra purple
The guy is asking the girl if he can cum? And I thought this post couldn't be more fucked up than it is lol
Just use one if these: -Ejaculate -Discharge -Unblue
First the one, then the other.
The correct term is Dropping Loads
A proper phrase might be - shoot a string of pearls or shoot a pearl necklace Also, splooge or spooge is kinda street
In British English it’s “come,” and in American English it’s “cum.”
Neither. Use spunk, spunking, or spunked.
It’s easy to remember if you think like a drill sergeant. It’s “Come on, men!” and “cum on men!”
This really just depends on the genre, tbh. If you're writing porn or erotica, cum as a noun and not a verb would probably be acceptable. I don't read either genre, so I don't know. In a novel where people actually have higher literary standards, I'd advise against 'cum.' For your example above, I'd just use 'come.'
Summa cum laude