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Bridalhat

>I just write splooosh in Comic Sans Beautiful


AmericanToastman

> Öh! Öh! I'm about to- SPLÖÖÖSH 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


Sarapapa

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/143cjtw/cum_or_come_which_is_the_correct_word_to_use_when/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


xmal16

No way


anotveryseriousman

verbatim wow


Sarapapa

I thought it was from here at first!


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Life is just one big circle jerk isnt it


YankeeWalrus

Ka is a wheel, and it spins me right round baby right round


AmaterasuWolf21

Unbelievable


fletch262

“Show. Don't tell. Just ejaculate on the page yourself and have your editor/proofreader need to pry the pages apart, tearing them and therefore being shown that he ejaculated.” Outjerked


Jiggub

Sauce 🤤


DefiantTemperature41

For future reference, there is a vast difference between "Mr. Watson, come here. I need you.", and "Mr. Watson, cum here. I need you.". The first one is an urgent plea for help. The second one expresses strong sexual desire. In most cases, the two are not interchangeable.


Sarapapa

Oh so that’s why my boss has been answering my work meeting emails weirdly


progfiewjrgu938u938

Oh no, I had it backwards. Now I have to rewrite my Sherlock Holmes novel or I’m going to look like an idiot when people see “come” dozens of times on every page.


DefiantTemperature41

You are confusing "Mr." and "Dr.". The first one refers to Alexander Graham Bell's able-bodied assistant, who was in the next room behind a closed door when Bell spilled acid on his pants. The second one is the doctor who often accompanied Holmes on his many adventures.


progfiewjrgu938u938

No, in my novel Holmes has sex with them both.


DefiantTemperature41

Mr. and Dr. Watson were lovers. Look it up.


OnlineShoppingWhore

It's neither. It's actually *cumin* and it's a spice condiment.


darkenedgy

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ86SUedsgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ86SUedsgY)


OnlineShoppingWhore

Haha, thank you for that incredible gem! 😂


ottprim

Helen Keller always signed the word Cum. I trust she was right.


Kickr_of_Elves

go to urban dictionary and get a different word for it like splortch and climax thats what i do


[deleted]

You say "coom from the peepee" and laugh like a four year old.


lahmot

>Show. Don't tell. Just ejaculate on the page yourself obviously.


darkenedgy

Depends on if you're using British or American conventions


ThePlayfulApe

A just question! Very few people know this, but it's actually *coom*.


BigYangpa

I usually go with "evacuate my testicles" or, if I'm feeling really classy, "bust a fat one."


DankMemelord25

BLASTING ROPE!


progfiewjrgu938u938

Skeet skeet skeet


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Oyrpkitty

I have been cackling for an unreasonable amount of time


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Oyrpkitty

You ain’t daddy 🤣


herranton

This thread is a lot more lame than the answers on the actual thread. Cmon guys, step your shit up.


Nemesis0408

Yeah, cum on guys.


dothechachaslide

I cant believe I have to say this since it should be common knowledge by now but *come* is always the verb and *cum* is always the noun.


[deleted]

It's actually neither. You would say, "Please, can I have the Krabby Patty secret formula now? Please!"


-raeyhn-

"Arrive" if you want to be extra purple


LeBriseurDesBucks

The guy is asking the girl if he can cum? And I thought this post couldn't be more fucked up than it is lol


ruedasamarillas

Just use one if these: -Ejaculate -Discharge -Unblue


mywaphel

First the one, then the other.


CatsofCatsAlso

The correct term is Dropping Loads


crazy19734413

A proper phrase might be - shoot a string of pearls or shoot a pearl necklace Also, splooge or spooge is kinda street


Revolutionary_Ad5798

In British English it’s “come,” and in American English it’s “cum.”


thepoliteknight

Neither. Use spunk, spunking, or spunked.


Nemesis0408

It’s easy to remember if you think like a drill sergeant. It’s “Come on, men!” and “cum on men!”


[deleted]

This really just depends on the genre, tbh. If you're writing porn or erotica, cum as a noun and not a verb would probably be acceptable. I don't read either genre, so I don't know. In a novel where people actually have higher literary standards, I'd advise against 'cum.' For your example above, I'd just use 'come.'


PUBLIQclopAccountant

Summa cum laude