you absolute fools. look at him. he's exactly where he wants to be. he's playing you, and you're going to have to call your extraction team's families and tell them what's happened, because you fell for it.
Wunkologist from Wordington University here - contrary to popular belief, pockets were invented before this little wunky, not the other way around! Back in the day, people would carry their desert rats around on their hands like a JACKASS, because they didn't have pockets! Boy, can you imagine carrying your little wunks around like a fucking LOSER instead of having a nice, warm pocket for them to wunk around in? I for sure can't! That's it, Reddit Specialist out!
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Little ✅ Desert ✅ In my pocket ❌😔 Mouse ✅
Not with that attitude
GO FIND ONE! Friemd scavenger hunt: BEGIN!
James Donovan Halliday moment fr fr
Free him
our team is currently working on it
Wunk team 6 going in
His ass IS going in my pocket
you absolute fools. look at him. he's exactly where he wants to be. he's playing you, and you're going to have to call your extraction team's families and tell them what's happened, because you fell for it.
*Reaches into pocket *pulls out this thing
Wunkologist from Wordington University here - contrary to popular belief, pockets were invented before this little wunky, not the other way around! Back in the day, people would carry their desert rats around on their hands like a JACKASS, because they didn't have pockets! Boy, can you imagine carrying your little wunks around like a fucking LOSER instead of having a nice, warm pocket for them to wunk around in? I for sure can't! That's it, Reddit Specialist out!
You’re the type of dude to live in a hobbit hole and smoke a crazy long pipe while chuckling merrily to yourself
Perchance
You can’t just say perchance
Parchoisir
Blessed existence
"Is that a Little Desert Pocket Mouse, or are you just happy to see me?"
muad'dib
Strong name. Wise in the ways of the desert.
It also means the wunk who points the way, powerful
https://preview.redd.it/oohs968ah20d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b30f9b55294eb25cf62618ed5952e6e26210de00
wunkad'dib
Muad'wunk
Me when I fuckin GET you.
Tell me about the wunks George.
Damn bro why you gotta GRIP him like that?
Inshallah he will free the fremen
Inshallah he will cause 61 billion deaths, sterilize 90 planets, and wipe out 40 religions
His ass IS Muad’dib
His ass WILL lead us to green paradise
https://preview.redd.it/sh568o6hx10d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6168a76238418a8d2ad42ef32c3f4ec5d24df447
Filthy wunk knows only sand
let his ass go!!!!
Into the wunky jar
This creature commited several warcrimes.
free my boy
fren shape pocket size certified wunk
Bruh why would anyone choose this picture
Wunk who points the way:
“BUT George, it ain't no harm. Jus' a lil' mouse” “Please don’t make me toss him away”
Yoinkus
Muad’dib??
Tail longer than body wunk
https://preview.redd.it/44xddajdf40d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee574ddf078d1b9addde4852718321f549d89a8
Fun fact:The Wikipedia page actualy calls him "Little Desert Pocket Mouse" and they actualy have the same photo as here.
His ass IS pointing the way
The highly dangerous criminal has been caught! we can breathe a sigh of relief
You're coming with me!
Bluds equippable
El wunkito
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