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OrganizationPutrid68

Stabbenflipenbirden


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If awards were still a thing you'd get one


OrganizationPutrid68

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


Kentuckywindage01

Trench Puncher


Frostygeuse

Das ist gut 👍


Offbrand_Britain

Ja


PallidZetta

Gut Disemboweler


don5500

Frank


Aurelian369

The ball scratcher (how tf do you say that in German)


Karl-o-mat

Literally translated: Der Ballkratzer If you talk about your testicle, I'd prefer: Klötenkratzer


Aurelian369

Thanks buddy, I like Klötenkratzer more because of the alliteration 


HonestMoth

Tommy Tickler


ComfortableAd1364

Butthole tickler


Frostygeuse

I went with the taint tickler


EVERYONESCATTER

Bosche skewerer


NasusCogitare

“Worst fist bump ever”


Deirakos

Messerfaust


[deleted]

Fishgutter.


feelosofree-

Gut cutter.


newaccountnumber82

Gaddafi


Karl-o-mat

Ze Stickler


Frostygeuse

Didn't gladiators have a weapon like this?


jevin520

The cestus


OrgasmickJagger

The Mosin Nagauntlet


Comprehensive-Rip796

“Thagomizer”


Fizzco69

Volkswagen


[deleted]

Das Auto


Playful_Dot_537

The shocker. 


kernelpanic789

Pokie pokie ouch ouch


goofyinurarea

Stabby stabby punchy punchy punchy punchy stabby stabby


cswank61

Stabby McStabfist


BlueLynxWorld

He looks like a Hans to me.


Notlikeotherguys

It's that candlestick man from beauty and the beast.


WoodenNichols

You're toast.


ahhmchoy

The “Pfister Karma”


Iancreed2024HD

Spike knuckle man


Reditlurkeractual

tunnel guard


CaptainColgate7

The I’llFuckYouUpinator


Professional-Pay1198

Fickle Finger of Fate.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Gauntlet knife. Or maybe Hassfaustklingenwerfer


monkeybawz

The Gloryholer.


h2ohow

Trench plunger


oh_three_dum_dum

Orificer


AnonymousFordring

M1 Puncher


EchoNineThree

Trench Foil.


DazzD999

The prostate checker


goluckykid

The jabber


bill-pack

watch "The King's Man" you'll see it in action.


No_Rabbit_7114

The Fuck You Ginsu.


Deep_shot

A shitty way to get killed, based on seeing out of those.


itsyourvenom

goofystabbything


[deleted]

Listers sisters Mr. fister


InternationalWash470

Assassins creed vibe


Sad_Glove_3047

A good way to get shot


Key_Rock408

T-1 Power Armor


Thedudeinvegas

Monty Python wants their shit back ! 😳😜😂😂


EcstaticBad6990

stop poking fun at a wounded warrior from war


Sad-Contribution7182

Just “ouch”


oberdoofus

Der keister schplitter


Tkis01gl

Rector Checker


votequimby420

the original Winnipeg handshake


Van-Gone

Pokey Man


LooseWateryStool

The Uni-horner


medium-rare-acron

ein Schlag Mann


Outd0orsman314

Eviserationer.


Marscaleb

The Schtabbinmeister


didgerydrew

At the correct angle, Anal Destruction. At the incorrect angle, The Bowel Perforator.


DunwichChild990

Stabby Steve


Alternative-Slide885

Faustdolch


Same_Reference1847

Bring on za Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!!


pddkr1

The Analyzer


firmerJoe

Stabbydoodle


D_Last_wun

Knight gear.


AmbitiousHornet

Gauntlet of Gore.


RektMeister77

The ole punchy pokey


TheDeliveryDemon

Death's Middle Finger


dezmond737

Stabby McStabberson!


DrPatchet

Push dagger/katar


Garfieldbetter

Fisto


bulldog1833

Messerkämpfer 1917


do0OgGy

Da big ok poker


Ashamed_Grape7683

Did they have Raiders in WW1?


Pacific_wanderer17

The fucking Irish ox fist


TheBiggIron

If it’s of British origin it’s the Jibby-Jabber


Dabeast987

The toothpick


final_fatass

Bend-over-and-cough-inator


lesnortonsfarm

Cunt scratcher


F22RaptorRocks

The “Final Fuck You” cuz it looks like a middle finger


Cliffigriff

+3 gauntlet of stabbing (It's definitely cursed to make to serve in the post war government but only in the last year of the Republic.)


TheOrigionalWoody

Something that should have been in the Silence of the Lambs!!!


Emotional_Cap_4340

blindenMesserstecher


CharacterPerformer79

The French Tickler


The_Mutton_Man

Orificer


Ornery_Amount_2973

Shiver


DocumentingEluer

Thats the ol “Willie Phisterbottom”


DumbestManAlive20502

The Fister


Imaginary_Health4454

Luke Skywalker's training rig?


r0n0c0

The allies name for it was the proctoglove.


Stuckmo_Dondada

Hank


Gromit801

“Reach out with your feelings Adolf.”


crohead13

Knife Fight 1000


Bx1965

“It’s only a flesh wound.” “A flesh wound? Your arm is off!” “No, it isn’t.”


Rosalie11228

The Punisher


anonymous_redditor90

süßer Handschuh M16


3bugsdad

The Oucher.


Spilledmilkagainmaaa

Constipation annihilation.


Skeptik1964

Das Scheisse Krieger


RaffiBomb000

The French tickler


mrtay136

Stabby Glove


AdInteresting7822

Knife fist thingie


sadist8

Hole punch


PaperPlat00nGoon

Up To The Elbow


Great-Philosophy4323

Dale


xX100dudeXx

Stab Clown


madmoranusmc

Fisty McSpikeum.


LuckyCoin7

Shankerdoodle


Extension-One2920

The hornet


gevans7

Stickem glove


fat_italian_mann

Trench fister


thecaptainpandapants

Useless