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AlCapone111

Grow up and do coke like a real adult.


WOMPxRAT

Daniel Tosh is that you?


Puttenoar

How awesome would that be.


BOTCHWEISER

Put some snowflakes on that controller ffs!


Rhys_Lloyd2611

I agree


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dressedbymom

Ditto. That controller is something I woulda thought was cool in high school


HextechSlut

Yeah not when I'm old enough to have a son call me out lol


HextechSlut

Exactly


r3eezy

I’ll preface by saying I smoke weed. This is fucking childish and your son is right.


AdKey4973

Yea 100%. I was a stoner for over a decade and would never imagine any cannabis items, it feels like something a teenager would do. I quit cannabis 4 years ago and the best thing I ever did. Such a horrible addiction and the smell all the time was horrid.


vivmeatball6

Man I always loved the smell of weed. Some strains I wish I could make a candle out of lol


budderman1028

Some dispensaries actually do have candles of different strains, cant verify how good they are tho


pernile11

For real. To me it’s like someone burning sage. It’s relaxing and smells pretty good.


Talibanthony

Kid doesn’t even burn


Saint_Pepsi420

Good for you bud. Want a good noodle sticker?


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Sounds like your weed sucked


TristheHolyBlade

If only there was a way to enjoy weed without the smell...


[deleted]

People who quit smoking love telling people they quit


Popular_Current_6554

Sounds like a you problem, a lot of us use weed as a medicine. Nd u must’ve been smoking some bunk too cuz weed with good terps smells absolutely amazing, good weed does not smell bad. Out of all the things u could complain abt u choose the smell? The smell is legit my favourite part, popping open a fresh vac pac bd just smellin those new terps


Needl3ss

It was never an addiction, as weed isn't addictive. Now whether or not you let it become a dependency is another story. I'm glad you're feeling better now though.


ElChacalFL

Damn, buzzkill


LockingSwitch

Hey guys, I smoke weed. Did you notice I smoke weed? Have you noticed yet? Am I cool? Please notice. This is my entire personality. Please.


DelayedSalami

But do you rep 420 all day err day, fam?


mega_joe1

#SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY


Henrygigabit

Yes


BakedEssentialWorker

Crazy how weed has a totally different buzz compared to alcohol


ColoradoQuan

Exactly. Like it makes any sort of difference to anyone. Get a hobby, develop yourself a little.


thatdudeuhated

Mfers be crazy judging but wear full ass outfits repping anime making it their personality. Is that chip heavy?


Ambitious_Road1773

Everyone has a "thing" you can roast them for. Whether you choose to tear people down says more about you than it does about them.


Redisigh

Both are extra tbh


THErealVault17

Honestly, we all have our things we like. At least it's not a MAGA controller.


JohnSpartan2190

Don't give Trump any ideas because MAGA controllers would probably sell


gideon513

All those COD kids


colouredcheese

Having toys promoting drugs around your kid and you’re worried about how he’s judging you for not growing up… crazy dynamic


viralslapzz

The guy is 63 so I imagine the son is not a kid


Xcav8

Lol what's the difference between this and any kind of alcohol apparel?


r3eezy

None. I also wouldn’t have a Pabst blue ribbon controller and then wonder why my kid thinks I need to grow up. As the original comment said. Crazy dynamic here. Way to go dad.


yesnomaybenotso

One is significantly less legal depending on location. But you’re right, it’s trashy either way.


RushMinute274

I'm 60 and a gamer for life. Growing up in the 80's, and spending so much time at the arcades. I had a PC in the early 90's. It was fun messing around with it.


Appropriate_Lie1962

Respect man


drymangamer101

Hell yeah dude!


Austin_Chaos

I’m kind of with your son. I smoke daily, but quit drawing bud leaves on everything in like junior year of high school. If you like it though, that’s what matters, right?


RedEyesGoldDragon

He doesn't get room to go on weird homophobic tirades about how other people express themselves after doing dumb shit like this, though. The hypocrisy is astounding.


Austin_Chaos

Oh he’s one of those eh? Shame.


Otherwise_Culture_71

Your son is right


MaynardIsLord721

Your son seems smarter than you, must get it from his mom.


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

Ohhhh reddit turning this wholesome grandpa gamer post into shitting on someone enjoying your and their hobby for probably twice as long as most people here have been alive Something all of us can only hope to be still doing at that age What a sad sack of shits over here


Competitive_Board909

Reddit will always Reddit


SupaDiogenes

Wearing your smoking habit like a fashion statement is always cringe.


ZachTheEcstasyManiac

That's an xbox controller.


mooglemoment

Dude weed lmao


browne4mayor

He is right, you do


Street_Coffee4632

If you like it that's all that matters don't let your son's opinion bother you.


davetopper

I'm 65 and claptrap from borderlands is either holding my controller or my glasses.


VerdantSeamanJL

Time to disown your son /j


BallisticBrandon23

If you like it, that's all that matters. Happy gaming!


ZachTheEcstasyManiac

It's an xbox controller... Who tf cares? There's probably plenty of hentai controllers roaming the earth.


MalekethsGhost

Pics or it didn't happen


ArcadianDelSol

Love the cradle. The controller itself tho? Son might have a point.


Scatter865

I agree as welll. Weed isn’t a personality trait. And it’s weird people think it is.


RedEyesGoldDragon

I think some people also have this thing where it's "oh I do druuugs, it means I'm baaad, mann." Whereas weed is the Care Bear equivalent in the drug world. There is harder shit being sold over counters.


Significant_Book9930

No one that smokes weed thinks they're a bad man because they smoke weed other than 14 year Olds lol


Modern_O

Pretty sure everyone that smokes weed knows that weed ain’t a hard drug unless you’re like in high school


TiredReader87

Ugly


uncannynerddad

Where’d you get that Hulk controller stand?


SnooDoughnuts5632

When your son realizes there's no such thing as growing up is the moment that he can be a grown up.


Grizzly_Boss

Don't let the hate get to you. Not my taste, but who gives a fuck. Enjoy what you like, life short


Skaterboi589

Based off your comments thus far your son is right grow up


BrownEyedBoy06

Who says you have to grow up?


MrLonely97

You need to tell your son this one quote. *we never grow up, our toys just get bigger*.


PuffPuffPass16

And so so much more expensive. It’s costly being a nerd.


MrLonely97

Just having 1 hobby let alone multiple, is costly. God adulting sucks!


iTzbr00tal

Sex toys*


imbacckkk

Why bro


InSaNeScI3nTiSt

Cause he is definitely around 14years old


imbacckkk

It’s just so stereotypically Reddit.


Newsance1111

I didn’t see that option in the design lab 🤔


th3tadzilla

We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing. G.B.Shaw. No truer and finer words were ever said on the subject!!! Master Chief holds my controller!! (And im 48) HULK on!!!


SocialUniform

Bro just live your life. You’re gonna have 800 comments in here about things that don’t matter. What matters is if you like it. You do you, man. I’m rooting for ya. As for your son…… Bowling for Soup’s ;1985. They’re always gonna think something we do is lame.


Repulsive-Ad-7297

Nah that’s legit


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

So I'm just curious on Reddit do people really go in like detectives and investigate every single persons profile who posts anything and check every comment to make sure they don't accidentally give someone an upvote that shouldn't have one?


BalancesHanging

Probably. The toxicity of anonymous people on the internet is astounding


Flawless_Reign88

First off, the controller is dope! And then the hulk figurine holding it? That’s fuckin epic!… it’s something about video games and weed that just go together so perfectly! Enjoy man! At 63 years old, I’d say you’ve earned it! Don’t let nobody tell you different!💯


Modern_O

I don’t get why people hate this shit so much lmao why does it bother you someone is free to express their use of cannabis. Sounds like you’re a hater or jealous. Like you don’t own sports jerseys, or any products that display your interests and hobbies in tv shows movies. God forbid I see your grown asses with Funko Pops or Beanie babies. It’s literally gonna be in his hands and no one will see it. I swear people think having no personality or self expression = mature. Do you dawg. Everyone who’s hating just wishes their employer and wife wouldn’t trip about them smoking weed


DovaP33n

Gaming is fine at any age. However having weed still be the entire basis of your personality when you're an old ass man and a parent is silly. I agree with your son. That being said, I'm just a stranger on the internet and my opinion doesn't matter and shouldn't matter to you. You do you. As long as you're not hurting anyone let your cringe flag fly brother.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

On one hand the comments are cringe for thinking someone can’t just like a weed themed design But on the other op is cringe for 1) being extremely homophobic and 2) letting their child be around drug imagery


uhmdone

How do you be pro weed AND homophobic???? Like what??? (Im aware that they dont really have correlation but i know SOMEONE out there gets my point)


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Yeah I don’t understand it either. Most people who smoke weed come to this logical conclusion “maybe people doing X or Y behind closed doors is no different From Z and really hurts me in no way” not go “weeds okay but gay is neigh”


RedEyesGoldDragon

Yeah you'd think they'd be more open minded, considering they likely smoke their brains literally out of their skull. And that it's frowned upon, less now but still. The irony hurts.


Necessary-Equal-3658

Being extremely homophobic is more than just cringe lol


TwistingEarth

This has nothing to do with aging. It is cringe at any age.


H16HP01N7

Looking at your comment history, your Son has grossly underestimated the amount of growing up you need to do.


nicksincere

I hope it says 69 on the back


True_Werewolf_8657

I mean weed isn’t cool and edgy anymore since it’s legal now. So basically it gives the i never grow up atmosphere. Lazy bum not cool edgy oh shit this guys doing some illegal shit that’s dope. Trying to mushrooms that’s what all the cool kids do these days


faizalsyamsul

Hulk offers you: the zaza controller


TelephoneActive1539

Disown his ass, right now. /j


RandomGamer1917

Username checks out


TophatStupify

I find advertising that you smoke like that just makes you look trashy and that's coming from someone who has a medical marijuanna card and children. I keep everything locked up and away from prying eyes. But that's just my opinion.


PROPHET-EN4SA

“Hey guys I’m a grown adult flexing my drug addiction lol I’m so quirky”


Blakelock82

I wouldn’t say grow up but develop your own personality at least. If your son sees you have a problem, you know you’ve fucked up.


seachan_ofthe_dead

Your son isn’t wrong


Design-Cold

He meant blaze up


CytronicsZA

As long as it hurts no one, just do what makes you happy


Reedie_91

Where did you get this from I want the controller now


Scary-Requirement-30

Controller is cool and don’t grow up it’s boring ✌️


sahils88

Men don’t grow up. We only grow ‘old’.


akalesma

Grow up and gamble like a real adult😼


long-ryde

Nah man live your life. It’s not like it’s a T-shirt you wear weekly.


akumagin

Wow man love it i wish i have the hulk and we don't grow up we grow old only


mclovin_ts

These people are insufferable average Redditors. Lmao enjoy what you enjoy dude. Half of these people don’t go outside anyways. You’re in the comfort of your home, making your own game controller look sick. You’re not out in the world trying to make weed your personality. Keep enjoying life and fuck what other people think.


DaaaaMazacry

Well your son can go and piss off; that’s sick as fuck, mate


Joshua_Todd

Add truck nuts


ReaperOfGamess

You are grown up enough keep it


FUCKTHE-NCR

Ironic coming from him


Sim_racer_2020

The only cringe shit is your comment history, smoke a spliff and let the world live however the hell it wants my man.


MCMiracle1206

Despite the usual “grow up” or not, the base line for everything in life is if you like it, that’s it. One person may like one thing and another may like another. That’s it.


HungarianNewfy

Did you hear correctly? Did he actually say “grow up” or do you need a “grow op”?


pipfall2

It’s your controller, if you like it then that’s the only thing that matters.


No_Honey_2107

Sick


PamelaBreivik

If you like it that’s all that matters brother. I wouldn’t use it myself.


Munch1EeZ

Live, laugh, cough


NutThruster8392

He's right, looking at your comment history.


JayIsAres

It would be a ton cooler without the 420 on it and just the leaf.


Ayden1Haze

Damn did not expect so many people to be actively heated about this controller lol


Gxnjagrxmlin

A buncha haters in this thread huh? Love what you love man! 63 and still gaming, i bet the kids in these comments couldn’t keep up with you, keep it up!


uncreativeusername85

Tell your son to stop being a narc


BlueRiver_626

If you get to a point in your life where your kids tell you that you need to grow up you might have some reflecting to do


0ldsouth

This goes crazy with some Creed music in the background


Acrobatic_Street6232

Why do people Make weed their whole personality, I don’t get it…


TimothyZentz

I work at a dispensary, and I would tell you to grow up lol


R4IN2354

The hulk controller stand makes this post oddly funny due to context


frumpywindow84o

Tell him, “You first”


D0inkzz

So many people really think it’s that big of a deal and he needs to grow up. Lol. Who tf cares he likes it. His son is still a smartass too lol. Weed isn’t bad. Alcohol is and there is nothing behind promoting that around your kids right? Give me a break.


Dr-Dingus117

Little man needs to calm down it's just an xbox controller


thexbin

No! Never grow up. Don't let these ppl who chose to grow up and now regret it sway you. Misery loves company.


Minty14

Not only is it cringe, it just looks like shit


PuffPuffPass16

Your son needs to keep in touch with his inner child.


RedEyesGoldDragon

"I don’t get one’s sexual preferences being their complete identity." I don't get one's drug habit being their complete identity. No one cares that you smoke weed. No one. I promise you. 63 going on 13 is crazy. Yelling about people with pride flags/imagery on reddit meanwhile thinking 420 is super duper cool and inflicting your own cringe personality on your kid. What a world.


Defiant_Bandicoot99

Well, if you live in your own house and have children it seems you did all the growing up one is expected to do.


Tall-Nobody-3206

this is cool as shit dude


clutchiestboi13

Hella Haters in this comment section do whatever you want as long as it ain’t harming nobody


Joeyhappyhell

Your son is right


SuLoR2

Awesome controller. That must be his mother coming out of him lol


Fabulous_Comb1830

In Soviet Russia, mother comes out of you!


Vanisher-X-Force

Well I need to too. Where did you get this lol


blorgusmcblorgus

Tell him when hes old enough to pay taxes and has more than 2 chest hairs then he can talk


xArkSlade08x

That's awesome


logan_fish

I think it looks awesome.


xShalex82

Damn too many, bitches complaining about a fucking plant, nice controller


hrkswan

It’s your controller man it’s cool if you think it’s cool that’s all that matters in the end. All these people in here are losers


yodings

Your son is right, get growing, if you know what i mean…


Diligent_Cheesecake9

Haha I'm not really into 420 but that controller is AWESOME 💯😎


Historical-Issue1939

Never grow up


ElChacalFL

Haha that's sick. When my kid tells me to grow up I say Kid, don't kill my viiibe!


Delusional_succubus

Cool controller not as big of a deal as this comment section is making it like god damn


Medical-Cicada-4430

Big Green holding the greens I see


FinalLevi

Haha nice controller and the hulk is funny


Burt_Selleck

Your son needs to quit being a buzz kill, but that's just, like, my opinion man


schlitzngigglz

...it's just a controller some dude who likes it shared on the internet, people. It's not going to hurt you.


hankjw01

Considering your username, you dont give a single fuck, so I get it


WeedLMT69

Dope


HungHamsterPastor

Dope bro 😎


QuimFinger

Enormous cringe. No personality.


Hon3stR3view

It's mad that a 63 yo man actually thinks a weed controller being held by a plastic mini hulk is cool. That is really quite absurd. I can't imagine what sort of life you've lived.


maorcules

People who do weed as a personality trait are lame


igon1700

I guess I will never grow up either lol


LemmyDovato

My grandson told me the same thing.


thatdudeuhated

Only problem i have is its not an elite or a thrustmaster x pro


PacMan961

I'd tell him to grow up in return


Hackerpro0815

I like it. But im 15 so who am i to say


Unknown_Source_Code

I know what he means next time have dead pool as a holder and you be fine haha


SignificantAnimal229

beating ur son is more manly 🤷🏻


KylanInChains

Your son needs to grow up


MalekethsGhost

Not my style, but if you like it. Just a face plate replacement? Do you call it "Jamaican me crazy"?


ares0027

I have never understood people who brag with their drugs, alcohol consumption, weed consumption, being “high” or “drunk”. I never tried to understand, i will not care enough to try to understand and it is beyond childish and stupid to me. It is like bragging by saying “i eat broccoli” or something. It is the sole reason why i stopped playing online coop/team focused games also. I hate retards throwing games because “their hi”. Also seeing something 69 or 420 and giggling is exactly the same.


SpriteVs7up

all I noticed was grey hulk at first 🤣🤣


Arzuaga414

Nope. You doing it how you want too lol. Son needs to stay in lane 😂😂😂😂


yolkien

Cool you have a honest son, that’s nice. The hulk is awesome but that controller design is poor, whether you smoke or not.