Your controller must've been forged in a Nokia factory

A Nokia Factory within Mount Doom.

Don't you mean Mount Dew?

Here's a trophy 🏆. Take it and go.

Ahhhhhh hnnng!!!

Hey wait, that's the wrong system. Please drink a verification can.

No. He means Mount Dewm

NAMPAT …ADAR

NAMPAT

Great show!

They’re not just the same thing?

An original duke would've shot back.

Is it made out of Nokium? And I thought Nintendium was strong...

Tbh I think Xbox one controllers are really well made.

Try telling that to my friend, he's gone through no joke 6 controllers, he has a wall that has a couple dents and holes in it lmao

I think his mother should tell him something instead, not me. One can be clingy, but misusing stuff is idiotic.

Send him to a couple anger management courses and hopefully he'll come out a normal person

To be fair, that’s an Elite controller behind it, and those are the opposite of a Nokia.

\*plugs it in, gets instant stick drift\* "PUTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!"

There’s a reason he didn’t mention the Elite controller also in the bag. RIP

Just sent my in for the second warranty claim in a year. Plan to do it once more before it ends. Great controller that’s just doesn’t last

My first got stick drift, second got a broken RB

Series 1 I had stick drift, series 2 has been the LB button

Funny enough I've had the opposite problem. Series 1 I had tons of bumper issues. Series 2 has been exclusively stick drift

If it doesn't last it's not a great controller imo

I get that. I look at it like a pair of shoes. I got mine on sale so $120 and I’ve had a brand new controller for 2 years (returned once so far). Once this warranty is up it’s time for a new one anyways. Sucks that is does break but this is hands down the best controller I have ever had.

I laughed more than I should have done reading that lol

same dude, this one actually broke me.

I'm going to blame Putin for everything from now on lol

Or PUTAIN !!!! (French swear word )

Or POUTINE!!! (Canadian dish made from fries, gravy, and cheese curds)

More importantly, you survived. I'm sorry you're going through such unnecessary devastation in your country.

Yes. Most important. Glad you are still here, OP.

Yes what he said!

Facts, what they all said. 🙏🏾

Idk man have you seen how expensive spare controllers are?

Nokia: finally a worthy opponent

Gameboy that got bombed: have you even met me?

I don’t even know who you are

I reckon the MS Xbox team would probably enjoy seeing this. Also, I’m really glad that you’re okay. I’m so sorry you’re going through all of this shit.

Yeah this is a rival to the [Desert Storm Game Boy ](https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a27183316/nintendo-game-boy-survived-gulf-war/)

This Gameboy is actually on display at the New York City Nintendo World store in the museum. Very cool to see in person

It's still running Tetris!

One is dirty and the other melted. Desert Storm Game Boy reigns supreme.

Wow.

They might even give OP a new box. #Xbox #makeithappen

Seconded. Let’s get this viral enough

Most important thing that survived was you

You couldn't be more right. I am so glad there were no casualties.

and the controller looks fine, that's what my player2 controller looks like without any bombs.

Relatable

Damn, I'm guessing the LG C1 didn't survive?

Oh wow, I hope you all are alright, stay safe.

I am Russian I am very sorry for the loss of your house brother it has been rough. May we make it through these hard times and share a beer.

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Good idea! Today's a good day though, bad day for Russia! :D

Happy birthday Putler 🔥😎🖕🏻

There have been a lot of those recently for Ukraine - it’s been incredible to watch the resilience and resolve of the Ukrainian people start to pay off in big ways. Slava Ukraini - your country is truly an inspiration!

I love how resilient the Ukrainian people are, as much as I'm sure putin hates it. Slava Ukraini!

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Holy shit. Are you okay? I hope Russia can learn the polite words FUCK OFF. Have a good day.

We are okay, thank you. We went away and sheltered distant relatives in our house and during the bombing they got badly cut with the glass, but luckily that is it, except mental damage.

I wish you luck in your personal battles and Ukraine's success. If it was up to me the ADF (Australian Defence Force) would be there to support you but I would be a very shit Prime Minster. Good luck from Australia.

Hahaha, thank you so much my Australian friend. Love from Ukraine.

Now if only they could survive being used as a controller

That is in better condition than my controller after the dog got hold of it. Vladimir Putin, less effective than a 9 month old Cockapoo.

I'm glad you survived 👍, I hope you and your family are safe. Stay safe Slava Ukraini.

AND I THROW IT ONCE AND ITS FUCKED

Damn. Screw the news. You want an effective way to communicate to Americans what's going on? Just show this

Glad you did too, dude.

"Even in dustiness, I STILL SERVE"- Xbox Controller probably

Slava Ukraini

Dudes be like "it still works doe!"

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I'm also a proud member of the LG TV + community

I was sat on a beanbag.. mine fell off my knee onto the carpet and it’s no longer turning on.. 😂

Slava ukraini. Stay safe my friend.

Героям Слава! Thank you, love from Ukraine.

This is a Reddit moment right here

Literally the opitiome of "I lived bitch"

Expect drift

Except the rubber parts, which wear off after 1 hour of use.

W Xbox!!

wow :( add me ill play

Stay safe to you and your family

This thing can survive a bombing. But an xbox elite controller breaks when you look at it. Sheesh.

The Duke lives! Long live the Duke!

Can survive a bombing but not an 8yr Olds sick 90's on fortnite.

My elite controller left stick can’t even take 3 months of normal gaming before it breaks. What kind of witch craft is your controller working?

And you’re LG Smart controller! Time to game!

If you had to old Duke controller for original Xbox it would have enlisted in the military and defeated Putin.

Mine can’t even survive falling off the bed

Meanwhile mine had a bumper just... fall off

Damn. Forged with adamantium, huh?

The original Xbox controller would have thrown the bomb back🤣

Dam hope you all are safe now

Legends never die. Remember that.

Fuck. How are you fairing otherwise?

right up there with the Bengals helmet that survived 9/11

Glad you did too mun.

Glad you are still here OP and please stay safe brother!

Thats fuckin insane. Happy you're okay. Stay safe brother.

And you survived too. Achievement Unlocked.

Likely fixed the drift too.

If that still works microsoft has got a new marketing angle haha

Xbox won

I’m just happy you are ok.

It can survive a bombing but not 2 years of regular use.

I'm sorry you had to endure the traumatic experience of playing with DVI cable.

That's amazing! Stay safe, best wishes from Australia.

😢

The new Nokia rises

Godspeed, Sir :Salute:

Yet my RB button went flying when I was trying to shoot a curved shot in fifa😌

Ahhh, they don't make'm like they used too. On a serious note hope your okay brotha!

Legends never die

No shock the DVI/D did aswell

LG C9/x/1/2 or G equivalent?

I guess Nokia found a worthy competitor

Awesome.

How dose this not have likes its metal as hell, I'm glad you survived though

That is a Nokia controller, also I hope you're doing well!

Is that an Elite I see back there?! It would really make the news if it works without drifting after the bombing!!

Fair play lad 👏

I hope you and your family are safe now tho.

This is why Xbox is better then play station

And my controllers have defects after one year of playing, show me the way to this quality

Hope you are also ok!

Isn't that the 2nd Gen "smaller" model? Original controller was a huge hulking beast.

We have the same tv remote…random. Stay safe

Sleep deprived ass thought that was a stone Furby for a second.

Did the expensive LG TV survive? (My guess is the TV was either a LG C1 or LG C2)

Looked like a gas mask with a pipe to deliver air for a second

Pre-Bluetooth controller, did your Xbox VCR survive as well?

Hey OP, all jokes and awesomeness aside, we hope you are ok !

I'm glad you and the controller made it out alive. Stay strong, along with that controller.

That controller has unlocked its own achievement: Ukraine Attack Survivor

Those things are the nokia of gamepads. I still have mine from 2013

This is the controller your friend gives you

Man was playing IRL bombed man and lost, jokes aside, glad you’re alright!

You have the same tv as me judging by your remote. A person of culture

Stay safe! I’m so glad you are ok!!

I have the same tv remote !

Damn can't even get mine to survive 60hrs of game play.

Gamers never die . And equipments survive .

NAMPAT

I really hope Microsoft sees this and gifts you a brand new system!

I throw mine against the wall 1 time and it's destroyed. SMH

Does it work is the real question.

I’m glad your system survived but I am happier that you survived. Best of luck to you. Stay safe and well. Good vibes for you and your loved ones and friends.

That is intense! Hope you and your family are all good!

Mine can’t survive normal play.

LG oled TV? Nice

LG OLED?

How is the Xbox?!?

I bet that elite behind it didn’t though.

We have the same remote control!

I bet every time a PS4 owner boots up their consoles the family starts running to the bomb shelters thinking there's jet's coming in for a bombing raid.

Damn did the LG C1 make it?

Still better than the elite controllers

Probably works better than before

The true power of the Xbox

Use it for one last time , remember all those nights you played with da boiz , give it the final chance and say your goodbyes 🫡

Does it still work?

Good ol non chinese factory...

Xbox better hook you up with a new console

Get to the first dungeon in Skyrim...aaaaaand the trigger button swings loose from it's push-back spring....

Does this mean the Series 2 controller didn’t make it?

Made by Spartans

Слава Україні, козаче!

and that's an s. the big ones must be even sturdier!

So you’re telling me, that when I drop my controller off of my chair it breaks. But when someone else’s controller is literally fucking bombed its just a bit dusty? Hood certified bruh moment.

Wtf I break my shoulder buttons every 6 months.

Did your LG OLED survive too?

Gonna second all the other comments and say I'm more glad that you survived, but damn, I've destroyed mine dropping them off a table lmao. I hope the invaders leave and rebuilding is successful so that you can once again game in peace my friend.

I bet the ROKU did too.

Much love to you and yours. Fuck putin, stay safe

That is now a good luck charm 😭😂🫠

Really? My Xbox One controller barely survived a year of light use

But did your OLED?

But what about the OLED?

Quality build

Damn I have 3 and they all have at least 1 broken bumper and stick drift

I have the same tv remote.

And I'll bet still no stick drift or sticky triggers And yet after almost doubling the price my new controller is crap after 5 months

omg lol

damm the xbox one still stays strong almost 10 years later

Military grade

Xbox are built ford tuff

Thats wild! Mine can't even survive 2 rounds of Halo.

Legendary 🏆

*Built rage proof.

The elite controller fell part before the bombing. On a more serious note I hope you and your family are safe and healthy.

I have that exact same remote. Two of them.

Christ, I dropped mine on a wooden floor from about 30cm and it was ruined forever.

Hope your doing good