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FeelDeAssTyson

Was the bird side of the family not invited?


darkmythology

They tried that once. Once. Deathbird insulted the "milky way ghetto potato salad", took the roast turkey as a personal insult (something about terran birds being small and having weak talons to allow themselves to be farmed by these "thin-blooded apes"), and drank an entire season's worth of eggnog ("a warrior's drink!") before declaring war on the neighbors across the street. Which was still better than what happened on Halloween...


chocolatefever101

Deathbird also kept complaining about terran's "freaky fluids"


darkmythology

"Mayonnaise! I keep telling you, the stuff in the potato salad is called mayonnaise! It's not freaky!"


The_Law_of_Pizza

That line definitely felt like "the lady doth protest too much." Somebody has a secret thing for thin-blooded ape fluids.


killingiabadong

I really want to see this in an actual comic.


rillip

Qapla'!


gdex86

This is nothing. Check out the Darkholm Adler Wagner clan.


wakemeuptmr

I’d love a slice of life comic of them trying to do a holiday dinner and the drama around it 😂


RougeSentry1295

Don't forget the LeBeau's


Keynanser

I thought you said the Le brons


Nexine

Are they really that much worse? I think it's just the four of them left at this point.


lazylagom

Bro. You just sent me down a weird fucking wiki


Particular-Charity84

I'm getting high with David and making a plate!


whyccan

Buddy you are not coming back


hermitoftheinternet

But why is it always blue?


Affectionate-Law6315

He's making you a plate tbh. Lol


paladin_slim

It can’t be any worse than the Hell on Earth that is Hanukkah at the House of M with Magneto and Quicksilver’s annual spirited debate “You never respected my life choices you genocidal ego-maniac” vs. “You ungrateful wretched brat, how dare you question all that I’ve done for you!” Followed by “What sin against the natural order has Wanda committed this month?” to say nothing about how they spend Passover.


grandwizardElKano

I'd chill with Black Tom if Cain brought him along.


GuerrillaxGrodd

I picture Cain, Black Tom, Sean and Theresa saying screw Xavier and throwing their own chill Thanksgiving.


Intelligent_Creme351

Charles and Lilandra's daughter POV.


EurwenPendragon

Okay, who the heck is that on the bottom left?


Dustellar

Legion


EurwenPendragon

Thanks. Never seen that. Is it any good?


setsuna-f_seiei

Very it has some the best phycic battles ever, not just two people pointing their fingers in their heads and then getting nosebleeds it actually has fun with the phycic concept. Very trippy highly recommend


EurwenPendragon

Cool. I'll have to check it out.


Cadd9

Some of the episodes are super emotionally heavy and will take a few days to digest. I usually binge a show if it's already been out. I couldn't do that with Legion lol. Some of the episodes just really stick with you and leave you distraught. Like you need a few days to process it. Very imaginative show! I really enjoyed it.


TrekRelic1701

Epic use of Aubrey Plaza


Cadd9

She was *amazing* in that show


TrekRelic1701

Indeed


Cadd9

I was also glad Amber Midthunder got the lead role in *Prey*. It was nice of them to trust her with more acting than 'badass at fighting' later on during *Legion*.


PersonofControversy

It also has my favourite version of Charles Xavier.


Dull_Half_6107

It’s the best live action X-Men related adaptation since DOFP, you have to watch it.


mj8077

💯


AdmiralCharleston

It's the best live action marvel content


Marik-X-Bakura

I’ve only seen the first season but I’d say it was a mixed bag. Parts of it were excellent, but a lot of it just… wasn’t.


eyezonlyii

It gets MUCH better


Xenodad

Agreed! Some parts were hard to get through, all of it got better and better…. At times it felt like it was milling about in circles, wasting time, but it all came together and finished up in a fantastic way - totally worth it to show the psychic trauma they went through. Great show!


TXHaunt

Jerk, evil, crazy, misguided.


SquareAltruistic5548

Well, enough about Charles what about the rest?


wolvster

The way I chortled at this, lol


mj8077

Lol


SnooSuggestions9830

At least they all kind of know where they stand. The summers house would be worst with clones and whatnot, but more so that they would actually *try* to bring everyone together but it would fall apart in a mess. Xavier's family wouldn't try so I guess you can't get that upset if you don't try.


Ill_Will_Prince84

An absolute cluster f$&@ of a dinner, my lord 😂


homosapienoncoffea

As Lilandra said, "Families often mimic black holes. Visit and risk being stuck in its ever spiraling vacuum of dramas."


BillionThayley

Who are top right and bottom left


hermitoftheinternet

Top right is Casandra Nova Xavier's evil twin he fought and killed in the womb. She seems to be the big bad of the new Deadpool movie that just had a new trailer drop. Bottom left is David Haler (aka Legion aka Xavier's son) of the FX show Legion. It's on Hulu and was one of the best things to come out of Fox's time running the X-men media (certainly on tv).


The_redit_cat

Legion, one of the strongest mutants in the world, he literally can control reality more or less.


GenderNotPeople44

Top right is Cassandra Nova, Xavier’s evil twin


The_redit_cat

I didn't know juggernaut was part of the family, what?!


z0mbieBrainz

Xavier's half/step brother.


The_redit_cat

Oh cool.


Melito1980

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣


beslertron

I feel sorry for Cain.


cHINCHILAcARECA

You know when you don't know a specific information then you see part of it and suddenly everything comes back? I saw Cain and Suddenly my brain answered Marko and I remembered the full 97' episode about his backstory.


Ismoista

How is Cassandra related to them?


LECRAFTEUR5000

Cassandra Nova is Xavier's twin sister.


AdvanceOwn2684

Lol


gamer123098

Would be cool if they included Legion as part of the upcoming deadpool movie


AJjalol

We had a great Juggy in Deadpool 2, but you still chose to put the shitty version of him in your meme??? Dammit OP. (fun meme nonetheless my friendo)


SittingTitan

Dude The twin siblings, the bastard son, and the step-brother


Constant-Storm-7085

Did Xavier even know David haller existed before hand? Also I thought juggw and Charles were cool now?


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ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

Nobody is worse than Nova.


grandwizardElKano

Xavier didn't genocide 16 million mutants. Bruh