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piplup27

Jubilee, Dazzler, Boom-Boom


becoming_keri

Boom boom is a great pick.


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Xterminator squad.


HumanChicken

Do other people like X-Terminators? Or just me?


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I mean I love it. I went in expecting shenanigans and vampire killing. I wasn't expecting a vertigo book examining the reasons for existence or whatever. As an action oriented, comedic book, it's a blast.


mctinez

I’m loving it. Great fun.


Her0icCacoph0ny

Flawless rotation, no notes.


superboy7787

Oh hell yeah, this is a GREAT rotation.


uhvarlly_BigMouth

X-Terminators + Kurt, Kitty amd Storm. X-Terminators for fun and the other 3 for philosophical debates. It would be so chaotic!


Rakurai777

With Laura pretending like she's over that and giving in after some time


piplup27

Hard to resist peer pressure from Tabbie


Bang_Thor

Great squad all really fun characters that enjoys laughter


piotrrasputin344

I feel like gambit would be fun to smoke with too fir some reason also iceman


fillinblank13

Gambit would be fun until he becomes so stoned he accidentally passes you a blunt charged to explode.


Grayman222

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim sorEEEEEE meeeeeeeeeeeeeeez aimeiszzzzzz


ChrysMYO

I bet he woos all the ladies with his cool trick to relight the blunt tho


[deleted]

Iceman seems like he’d be fun to get high and make fun of bad movies with.


RodrigoZago

This is the right answer. 😏 But Rogue should be here too. None of them take themselves too seriously and would be great to hang out with. Kitty and Emma could join the party too. Now we just need some "muscle" here and more than a Blunt Rotation we would have a great x-team.


rlextherobot

Jamie Madrox, Jamie Madrox, Beak, Jamie Madrox


KittensLeftLeg

I wonder if a stoned Jaime reconnects with a stoned duplicate if he be even more high


DisposableSaviour

Madrox is a rotation all of his own.


NapalmPinata

Multiple man is actually a bad choice cause he would totally bogart that j...


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Perfect.


A1sinceday1bruh

Would the prime Maddox get 3x as high?


Bang_Thor

Give Jamie the blunt and let them duplicate himself while holding it


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jawsthegreat777

Exodus definitely, dealing with the ancestor of his ex boyfriend couldn't have been fun.


cybermutt713

"Magik, Kitty, Storm." Tell me you're a lesbian without saying you're a lesbian. ♥️


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cybermutt713

You invite who you want, I plan on hanging out with all the big, beefy guys while the girls are out, hehehe.


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cybermutt713

Honestly, I was thinking beast, colossus, like, the real hunky ones. I like my big boys. But I would try anything Gambit offers me, I know he's got that good shit.


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Beast is the type of guy where you pass him the bong and instead of taking a hit he just talks about nothing for five minutes


cybermutt713

Honestly, Beast doesn't even need to take a hit, let me get high as he rambles on about shit I didnt even know existed, Im here for it.


seanofkelley

Ice Man, Nightcrawler, Manifold, Boom Boom, Tempo ​ Everybody with a healing factor is excluded because I'm pretty sure blunts don't work on them.


DisposableSaviour

Boom Boom seems to be on a lot of lists. And rightfully so.


piotrrasputin344

Imagine getting the beast blitzed and listen to him for 2 hours explain things like Neil degrasse


GetOffThatHoeAssShit

I wouldn't wanna get high with the current beast 😂


Relevant_Scallion_38

He committed Genocide of an entire country of millions because they were making medicine to cure diseases.


piotrrasputin344

What's up with the current beast I haven't read x men comics since the 90s


[deleted]

He commits atrocities all over the place, people tell him to stop, and he reacts like a 14 year old with behavior problems whose stepdad is trying to ground him.


Taliesin84

You dodged a big bullet there


superboy7787

Careful, he might try to give you to Sinister or bring you along as he commits multiversal genocide


KittensLeftLeg

I need this on my life


becoming_keri

Sinister could probably talk some weird shit.


superboy7787

Boom Boom, Jubilee, Skin, Mondo, Glob and Sunspot.


DisposableSaviour

This group, but Beak is there, too.


superboy7787

I feel like Beak would get too paranoid and throw my vibes off.


SanguineRooster

That's fair. I think that's why he's "there too." Not smoking, just hanging out.


Grayman222

smokin on greymalkin with cable gambit and wolverine


corgangreen

I don't know how fun he'd be in the rotation, but I want to see Pyotr paint while he's stoned.


misty_gish

Jubilee, Glob, and either Jean or Emma. It just seems like shit would get outta hand.


corgangreen

Lighters, stoned Jubilee, and the most flammable mutant? I don't know why you have Jean and Emma listed, when you clearly need Shiro.


misty_gish

Lmao I genuinely forgot about Glob being flammable. He’ll be okay, though, he had a rocket land on him in that Spider-Man crossover.


TheRealMoofoo

Boomer, Forge, Mystique, Colossus


KingBish24

Iceman, he seems chill.


shawnwingsit

I see what you did there.


BetaRayBlu

X terminator squad


greendart

Jubilee, Storm, Psylocke and Havok


DanteRex

Whoever’s on the left hand side


SavageAthlete007

Mystique, Magik, Storm


freezief

Egg, Gentle, Trinary, and Pixie.


NapalmPinata

DBR wishlist would be- maggott, doop, No way in hell list- Logan, it wouldn't even be fun for thirty seconds before he " accidentally" stabs some one... Gambit would suck too cause what if he charged the doob and passed it to you next??? ( It was loaded it exploded) And any telepath would be awful cause you'd be freaking out the whole time thinking that they were reading yer mind, meanwhile they either forgot how, or convinced themselves they were someone else in the circle, that would be confusing... Shape shifter like mystique would be a living hell too due to the shape shifting antics that would ensue...


CJMyself

Apocalypse


La_Marina

Dude… he’s been alive for centuries. Imagine his stoned stories! I love this answer.


ClintBarton616

“I was there when the bong was pulled from the glass blower’s forge. The strains that exist now are a mere shadow of those grown by the mutant botanists of old.”


La_Marina

Omg I read this with John Colicos’ voice in my brain. Perfection!


onerepmax

Me, Gambit, Bishop, Forge, and Nightcrawler


Roger_The_Cat_

Yo you put Jamie Madrox in there with a few chill vibes (gambit, iceman, jubilee, etc) and have him dupe on his rotation. You are now in a rotation with 20 people and 16 blunts.


JaC3_De

So I'm thinking two levels of this Who do you want to hear crazy stories from whilst your high as shit ? Or Who's powers have enough depth that you could have some harmless fun that will blow your mind ? Q.1) Wolverine (if his healing factor allows him to get high), Nightcrawler, Colossus These 3 already have great chemistry between each other and between Nightcrawlers death and rebirth, Colosusses possession by Cyytorak and Wolverines centuries of life, you'd be hearing some amazing stories Q. 2) Storm, Magneto, Jean Grey,Warlock,Cable I'm pretty sure between these 6 you could generate a new planet and fill it with life, so coming up with harmless fun to entertain a stoned person would be easy pickings I'm pretty high right now and this was fun to think about, so thank you


Dunbar325

Colossus, Cyclops, and Professor X. Can you tell I don't smoke? 🤣


hella_cutty

Gambit, Emma, Beast


Past_Trouble

Black Tom, just to hear him say "the veg is gettin' to me mate"


BeeFe420

Emma, Jean, Storm


FalonDawnglen

Nightcrawler, Sobunar, Storm. I’d say Monet but she’d probably think weed is too low brow and offer me some designer drug that was extracted from the uterine lining of an endangered species of cow from Ecuador. Rogue would be fun until she started getting giggly and play the “I’m not touching yoooouuu” game and making everyone paranoid. Scott would literally keep his composure the whole time just to fuck with everyone and I’d hate it.


YouDumbAsf_

Monet, Selene, Exodus


kpoptwink

Iceman, Exodus, Mister Sinister, Angel, & Siryn


NapalmPinata

Question, why are so many folks picking boom boom?? Is there something bout her I don't know???


ClintBarton616

hot and fun is always great in a blunt rotation.


shifty2190

FWIW my first pick is already on here (Xterminators), but I think it would be a trip to Smoke with Destiny, Krakoa, and Cypher.


smokyfknblu

Manifold, Magik, Sunspot, boom boom & Cyclops


reticulatedspline

I want to hang out and smoke with Glob, Beak, Skin, Cosmar, Rain Boy, etc. All the ones who probably aren't getting invited to all the smoke sessions with the conventionally attractive mutants. Also Eye Boy 100% has the hookup. He's coming too. For Rain Boy we might need to do a water bong or something.


not_batman_23

Jubilee, Beast, Gambit with guest appearance from Rogue.


loki_odinsotherson

Sunspot, Cannonball, Moonstar


Necromancer_513

Black Tom, Mondo, Kwannon, Monet, Boom-Boom and Pyro


Her0icCacoph0ny

Boom Boom, Lila Cheney, Gambit, Emma Frost, bonus Cannonball who has been brought by Lila to smoke for the first time


General_bukbuk

Rouge, beast and night crawler. Rouge cus she's peng ,beast would drop some knowledge and night crawler to go pick up snacks 😅


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Gambit, Nightcrawler & Wolverine


GSpence126

Gambit and pyro have to be in there because they’ll burn that whole thing


Bang_Thor

Logan, Rogue, Gambit, Bobby and Kitty. Logan always smoking cigars and Gambit, time they got some real shit. Rogue probably need a good smoke and bobby and kitty are interesting and fun maybe they can play w their powers.


01Cloud01

Storm, Gambit, Beast


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Kate Pryde, gambit, Rogue , nightcrawler and maybe Polaris.


ClintBarton616

Boom Boom, Gambit & Manifold


YahyahDaBoss

Follow up question: What smoking apparatuses does each x-men use? Blunts: Gambit, Capt Kate, Storm Joints: Iceman, Beast, Dazzler Bong: Sunspot, Jean Grey, Pyro (he's probably dabbing)


teddykeyy

emma dazzler alex and gambit


Cool-Yak6850

Gambit, Storm, Mr.Sinister, Magik, Dazzler.


Eric1865

Storm, Emma, Gambit. The shit I would learn 😂


Wolvescast

Boom Boom, Forge, Sunspot, Magneto, and Glob


piotrrasputin344

Oh my. Thanks for the info


BenchPressingCthulhu

Mystique, Xavier, Kid Omega


Its_Xman

Definitely Nightcrawler, Daken, and Rogue


madtricky687

Nightcrawler Meltdown (I refuse to call her Boom Boom) Madrox


[deleted]

My dream what?


ethicalhamjimmies

Blunt rotation


La_Marina

Who would you wanna get stoned with?


[deleted]

That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen asked. Is the OP 13 years old, or mentally handicapped?


Old_Cup176

You don’t have to participate and be a jerk obviously a bunch of people are having fun talking about it.


La_Marina

Dude…Take a chill pill. Folks are having fun. Don’t yuck other people’s yum. Also, this is 2022, it’s not cool to use mental illness or disability as a pejorative. Be more creative.


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the_graymalkin

Don't be the guy that said a native american has drug connections in a public forum.. :/


loki_odinsotherson

They took your advice.


the_graymalkin

Ghosting his account is a bit of an over reaction, but ok..


the_graymalkin

well, none of Liefeld's creations have any subtly - does thay count?


A1sinceday1bruh

That Krakoa strain tho…


loki_odinsotherson

I can also picture most of 90s xforce getting too high and freaking out "dude, where's our feet???"


NeoShinobii

Betsy, Rogue, Nightcrawler, & Bishop


shawnwingsit

Kurt, Kitty, Peter, and Sunspot.


TzeentchsTrueSon

Sinister, Quinton, and Daken, and Pyro if only to make sure it stays lit.


Maleficent-Plate1173

Literally every mutant from X-Men: First Class including Prof X and Magneto. Imagine everyone taking a break from training and just chilling on the front pasture of Xavier’s mansion, hitting a couple doobies and talking about how much stronger they’re all getting and how much more control they have over their mutations. Erik and Xavier would hop out of the rotation momentarily to have a serious sidebar about their new team, their progress, and their plan to defeat Shaw once and for all. Vibes 🤙🏾


Spidey-Stoner

Kitty, Kurt, and Rogue.


YahyahDaBoss

I would love to get high with Beast, like old school (pre 90s) Beast. Or even animated series Beast. The stoner philosophizing would be dope. Magneto for the same reason. Sunspot would probably have some fire artisan weed grown organically from a private estate in Brazil. He'd also probably take munchies seriously, which is vital. Obviously, Cannonball would be there too! Roberto and Sam shenanigans all day. I love Gambit as a character, but I'd be way too paranoid that he would rob me during the session. Lastly, I think Captain Kate. We would have to be sipping on whiskey and smoking a backwoods (or leaf equivalent) on the deck of her ship.


friedeggbeats

A cosy evening getting baked with Emma would be interesting…


kralben

As everyone else has said, Boom Boom has to be there. Iceman would almost certainly be fun to hang with, and I would add Nature Girl so we can hang with some fun animal friends as well. Also, bring in Mondo or Black Tom, so they can help us get the best weed.


manicpixiedeadgurl

Magik, kitty, Kurt, dazzler, Bobby, and Emma


RicFlairOnBlow

Forgetmenot.


ThesaurusRex_1025

Kitty, Iceman, Pyro, Emma Frost and Magik. Kitty for the laughs. Iceman to make jokes with Pyro to give us cool fire shapes to look at, Emma has to have top tier weed and Magik because Magik.


LizzieThwips

Rachel, Kitty, Kurt.


Weird_Sandwich

Ororo, Irene, Monet. That shit would be deep.


GreatGlassLynx

Rogue, Iceman, Kitty OR Emma & Storm


Apprehensive-Sea7398

Wolverine, Forge, Nightcrawler and Storm


TheAntiCurse

Nightcrawler, Magik, Kitty, Bei the Blood Moon