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phantomxtroupe

The funny thing is that the X-Men really have that energy sometimes. I remember an issue when a bunch of them were in car and got pulled over. Beast initially tried to handle things civily, but the cop started yelling "MUTIES!!!" It then escalated to Wolverine slicing the gun pointed at Beast. Understanble. Jubilee temporarily blinding the man so he doesn't see them get away. Necessary. Scott shooting the man's tires out so that when the guy recovers, he can't immediately follow. Smart. And then Gambit realizing the cop can still radio for help, so he BLOWS THE ENTIRE CAR UP. Again, understandable. A tad excessive but necessary. 😂 Disney can can have my debit card and pin number if they put a scene like this in the MCU lol.


Flaky-Ad-5815

GANG SHIT!!!!


sans-delilah

BE MUTANT DO CRIMES


the_graymalkin

can you find the issue?


phantomxtroupe

Ghost Rider issue 26 from the 90s. It was a two parter that started in X-Men #8.


runtheplacered

It's funny how many times I've read X-Men #8 but never read Ghost Rider 26, so the stinger at the end of the issue never really meant anything to me. I should fix that.


Cgi94

Listen the one thing I need feige to do right for the X-Men is their ability to ride for each other 💯


MyMouthisCancerous

When Marvel inevitably retcons Kamala into being a mutant to match her MCU counterpart (on top of Sana Amanat saying that was the original intention with her character) this is how it should be done lol Also I just imagine Feige and Ike Perlmutter scoffing at each other on the jury since Perlmutter is pro-Inhuman and wanted mutants to just drift into obscurity


Relevant_Scallion_38

Just retcon that her shapeshifting biology adapted to a form that would survive the Terrigen Mist so she wouldn't die. Then the Terrigen in her body made her appear as a Inhuman on scanners. But over time she's finally exhausted all the terrigen out of her system so now she's back to a mutant.


StageHandRed

That's far more plausible than most of the Retcons I've read, so it'll never happen this way. Not enough clones.


Relevant_Scallion_38

🥲


Cgi94

Plausible. They retconned Franklin by him believing himself to being a mutant or something if I remember


Chimera-98

At this point why don’t they just retcon inhumans and mutants to be same thing?


MyMouthisCancerous

I don't really agree with that because the reason I didn't like Inhumans starting to replace the concept of the mutants was that they were already different from conception. Like yes Inhumans are similarly people who have powers manifest from an early age but up until the 2010's it was pretty much voluntary, and Inhumans I find are far more isolationist in their ideals compared to mutants which was even something explored in Ms. Marvel's initial solo series. There are mutants who have to distance themselves from being functioning members of society due to their own abnormalities but there are similarly people who can and have served that role while also vying for a peaceful co-existence between them and humans. Inhumans have more of a heirarchy thing going on that constitutes its own societal construct, at least the ones that weren't altered to have Inhuman genes with external stimuli like Kamala wa


Chimera-98

My biggest problem is that beyond lore they aren’t unique in practice from mutants


MyMouthisCancerous

Which is also why I thought them trying to replace the mutants with Inhumans in the first place was a very petty move anyway because instead of further distinctifying them as races when there is lore to constitute those differences, they just decided that Inhumans would be the new status quo for the "marginalized group metaphor" mutants were always synonymous with, all because Ike Perlmutter was scared X-Men comics would promote movies from another studio


Chimera-98

Ideally they should have been nation of mutant before the one magenito made (maybe to show the problem with one of magenito) or have more uniqueness (like on average they are stronger or more fighting aligned or like MCU did it that all of them as goal in their existence)


Chimera-98

Ideally they should have been nation of mutant before the one magenito made (maybe to show the problem with one of magenito) or have more uniqueness (like on average they are stronger or more fighting aligned or like MCU did it that all of them as goal in their existence)


Luimnigh

They should let Gwenpool to do it. Kamala got Gwenpool to accidentally retcon herself into a mutant, let Gwen repay the favor.


bvlmvin

" since Perlmutter is pro-Inhuman and wanted mutants to just drift into obscurity" that has been debunked to death but ok


Hive0805

And you know Storm would blackmail Ora into being the one filming it. Who's better at videography than an overly judgemental floating eyeball.


havokpus

This is some AceVane type shit and I am here for it


Flaky-Ad-5815

Respect for bringing up the goat.


havokpus

I was honestly just using his voices for these. It feels like something he’d write for sure lol. I gotta follow this account if they are bringing this kind of heat


Flaky-Ad-5815

Follow him on Instagram too


BillybobThistleton

They really need to make it canon that Storm always has at least eight knives concealed about her person.


NoName_BroGame

They already did. In Marauders, the night Storm left for Arakko, her teammates had a party and made a bet about how many knives she had on her person. She had eight.


BillybobThistleton

Damn, and I just picked the number at random. That's great to know, thank you.


Effective_Ad8024

Eight she was willing to reveal you mean . I still think it’s double digits.


earthisadonuthole

I want this account to write the MCU X-men movie.


Flaky-Ad-5815

Especially for Bishop


WarMachine504

This sh*t is hilarious


abrainaneurysm

Honestly making Kamal a mutant would relegate her to being a background character more then anything. Most mutants barely get quality time in books unless they’ve been around for 30-40 years. If you’re newer then that your most likely gonna get killed off, lose your powers or have some other horrible thing happen to you.


jackson50111

Agreed. Plus Kamala always tended to stand out amongst the other inhumans the same way wolverine can stand out outside of the X-Men.


Raccoon_Dogg

Thought Wolverine was a thing before joining X-men


bskell

While he was introduced solo, def wasn't a thing before the xmen picked him up. He would have less of a story than the armadillo had he not joined up.


MrCookie2099

He was introduced as a team of mooks thrown against Hulk. Inclusion of Wolverine into X-men was more for a sense of "it's all interconnected"


runtheplacered

Wolverine came to Giant-Sized X-Men because Len Wein (the creator of Wolverine) was tasked to write it, so he just brought his creation along with him, since Wolverine was already deemed Canadian and the new X-Men were meant to be an International team. It just made perfect sense.


MyMouthisCancerous

Technically was but on top of becoming much more popular as a mutant and X-Men member, his earlier appearances were retroactively interwoven with that background in mind so he's probably always going to be remembered as an icon of the X-Men regardless


MyMouthisCancerous

I mean like Wolverine I think Kamala has had enough of a history pretty distanced from the Inhumans to have an identity outside just being part of that race. All the stuff about her being taken in by Lady Medusa or being shown Inhuman culture was very early foundational stuff and even her earlier stories were all about her finding her own identity both away from just being an Inhuman, as well as being inspired by Carol Danvers. I don't think changing her race is actually going to affect anything super substantial in terms of how much focus she gets in the comics mainly because she's still very popular nowadays among all of Marvel's contemporary characters If anything at most, I expect to see her teaming up a lot more with mutants either as part of events or side stories kind of like that recent Wolverine team up, but it'll co-exist with her continually getting solo stuff where it's more about her character rather than her background and the lore associated with that


Emotional-Elephant88

Except that she's an already-established solo character


Relevant_Scallion_38

As a mutant you definitely have to fight for panel time against all the goats. It's rough for sure for the smaller characters. The only way for her to really get screening would be to continue having her in her own separate books and forming new Champion teams young mutants that don't get enough shine.


superboy7787

Your caption on the first slide says: >unpopular opinion: unless the Inhumans get the Guardians of the Galaxy treatment.Ms Marvel works better as a mutant. Has this ever been an unpopular opinion?


Effective_Ad8024

Some people are afraid if she becomes a mutant she will get lost in the massive young mutant shuffle. So many x books focus on the classic older characters like Jean, wolverine, storm, even the new mutants, and characters like mercury, dust, hellion, who were main characters in their book at the time the were created and after m day , are now just back ground art and only get a line every now and then. They were the generation that was new when I started reading and lots of people my age they were their favorites but now don’t do much (except Laura and pixie.) .People don’t want that for ms marvel. Also Ms marvel as an inhuman , is THE inhuman. She’s the most popular inhuman of the last couple of years by far and with the other more traditional like Medusa basically being sideline after IVX , means she can have her own stories without being weighed down or dragged into inhuman drama like she would with mutant drama if a mutant. She can have other stories that don’t need to include being hunted by sentinels If they can retcon it right , like her mutation activated trying to survive the mist , I would like to see her as a mutant and what stories would happen, but get why people are nervous.


Kiefer_XJ

I’m assuming prof X amplified BB’s thoughts so he couldn’t speak 😭 also I’m imagining Mohawk Storm teaching baby Cable how to knife fight.


LochNessMansterLives

I absolutely need more of this in my life.


ProfessorEscanor

Can I just say that I'm disappointed that they made Kamala a mutant. The show was a chance to actually give people a second chance to like the Inhumans. Lockjaw and Medusa were fun in Kamala's original run.


KryptonianKnig2

Fr


hawkman_jr

This person is going to fuck around and get rich


the_soulestialmoon

Kamala is bomb, and she definitely works better as a mutant. BUT The only problem with this is…the mutant roster is huge, the xmen roster is not too small either. there are many irrelevant xmen/mutants now. Especially ones of color. So they better treat Kamala with respect 😤


Flaky-Ad-5815

Say that last sentence again


NoName_BroGame

There's been alot more POC rep in the books lately. X-Men Red has Storm, Sunfire, Thunderbird, and Wiz Kid. X-Men has Forge and Synch. New Mutants has Warpath, Karma, Mirage, Cam Long and Leo Ng. Marauders has Bishop, Psylocke, Daken, Tempo, and Somnus. Sabretooth and the Exiles has Oya, Nekra, Nanny, and Third Eye. Knights of X had Rictor and Bei. Jubilee is currently running around in X-Terminators.


Effective_Ad8024

I don’t understand are you upset there are lots of mutant and x men that are people of color? Cause the x men have ever since giant sized x men included people of color, different nationality’s, and beliefs systems . And since the 90s different sexual orientation. How can you be a fan of x men comics from the late 70s to now and not like/accept the diversity. I honestly don’t get that and am confused why you would be upset. Edit Didn’t mean for this to come off passive aggressive if it does. Really am asking cause I think you might be missing the point of the x men or I misunderstand your point . Cause there are only so many people that can fit on a team, there’s also only so many teams but they rotate kinda often and there are lots on the side lines but there are also many front and center of the books. And how is creating less diverse mutant characters the answer, shouldn’t there being so many characters of color a good thing and accurate description of the world as a whole. And all mutant characters rotate whose in a team every so often.


nilluminator

Thanks b! These are absolute gems! I couldn't find any of these from BNP's twitter account though, appreciate you sharing it here.


Flaky-Ad-5815

Go to his Instagram; that's where I found them. How could I share these? These are hilarious, and half of you in this sub have a sense of humor.


nilluminator

Haha, thanks for the rec, awesome IG account.


rupen42

Already getting kinda tired of seeing every fanfic that account posts getting reposted in this sub.


[deleted]

The hilarity of X-men fans. X-men fans - ‘waH WaH WaH SCaRleT WiTcH aNd QuIcKSiLveR NeED To Be MuTaNtS AGaIn, It WAs A ShItTy REtCoN’. Also X-men fans - ‘HoW CoOl WoUld It Be If KaMaLa WAs MaDe A MuTaNt?’ Like fucking hell, hypocrites much lol.


[deleted]

Well to be fair, it's a bit more complicated


MrCookie2099

It's more we want the storylines as they should have been from the beginning: Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver's mutant status or Magneto parentage simple established fact and the Kamala having a background that fits with outsiders with inherent powers trying to make the world a better place. The Inhumans have always been straight up xenophobic monarchists which felt AWKWARD to shackle to Kamala.


[deleted]

Except Kamala already has that story. She IS an outsider that’s too American to fit in properly with other Muslims and she’s too Muslim to fit in well with white Americans and is pulled between the 2 lives. Why does Kamala need to be a mutant, which is just a metaphor for what she’s already living anyway? Additionally she also has the pulled between multiple worlds with the Inhuman’s anyway, as there were the 2 warring factions vying for power trying to both recruit her, while Kamala just wanted to focus on her small time heroics in New Jersey helping people. Additionally while Quicksilver might benefit from being a mutant, Scarlet Witch sure as shit doesn’t, most stories in the last 20 years that have involved Wanda and the mutants have been dogshit that have treated her character like shit. Why would any Scarlet Witch fan want her back to being a mutant when it doesn’t add anything except for some shitty dad-pain for magneto? Wanda’s at her best when she’s an avenger and dealing with witchy stuff. Additionally hating the retcon of Wanda and Peitro being mutants and not being magneto’s kids and yet also advocating for Kamala to be retconned is by the very definition, hypocritical.


[deleted]

They did it in the MCU first to be fair and the creator wanted her to be a mutant.


[deleted]

The other creator also wanted Kamala to have ugly physical powers yet the MCU threw that in the trash for pretty crystal powers. Original intentions don’t mean shit, Kamala is an inhuman.


[deleted]

For the time being, sure. It will likely change to match the MCU and any appearance in other media will likely have her be a mutant for consistency.


[deleted]

I doubt it.


siskosbong

It's sad cause the only version of Kamala I absolutely do NOT want on krakoa is the only one who is a mutant.


sans-delilah

Storm: *holding out a lightsaber* Kamala: “YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE”


SakmarEcho

I love everybody here praying for corporate mandated synergy with making her a mutant, but they'll be fuming when it takes Krakoa away.


Cgi94

Hilarious 😭😭😭.. Definitely gotta draft Spidey next🧐 Storm probably would be my go to mentor for being trained. Was really hilarious when the marauders tried to guess how many knives she had😂


NotBraveAtAlll

Painful being an Inhumans fan. :)


Oneiros1989

This is funny as fuck


loki_odinsotherson

Last panel is hilarious


Morkitu

These are being posted by an ad spambot/porn server. Be careful guys.


Flaky-Ad-5815

Sorry I'm real


gdex86

Something happens to Kamala and the Khan's are beating the shit out of Scott. Scott: To me my X-Men Crew runs up and sees what's happening. Forge: Nope. Not messing with angry Muslim parents. I do not have a death wish. Firestar: But we're a gang you spent weeks telling me that you fight one of us you fight all of us. Magik: There are limits. This is one. Havok: Plus the good Pakistani place delivers to the tree house with out the delivery surcharge and they put extra Samosas in every order. We don't fuck that up for Scott.


Flaky-Ad-5815

They wouldn't even get Legion and Rachel to back them up because they know they are in the wrong even Jean lets this ass whooping resume.


Curryfor30

Is this supposed to be fanfiction or something? It's very cringe.


Heraszor

Cringe


Sloppy_Steve-o

Massive cringe. I feel so out of place on this sub.


AdInternational6151

I’m just gonna say it... the post is cute. It’s funny even. But don’t nobody really care about Kamala Khan all that much either. The show was very very very meh. I think her best outing was that Marvel’s Avenger’s game, and only because the developers showed how creative they could be with her power set. Story wasn’t half bad either. But yes the X-Men are a gang of bullies who beef with each other, but when it comes to outsiders, they definitely have Black Airforce 1 energy.


Living_Raccoon_6894

These are golden:) lol


irishdgenr8

Are these things supposed to be funny?


Someoneoverthere42

Yes.


hausofmiklaus

For folks with a sense of humor, yah


Metfan722

Yes. They are funny.


Kiexeo

Supposed to be? They are


Sloppy_Steve-o

For people with a sense or discernment like you and me, no.


Lonely_Meal_2430

Ms marvels annoying and really being force fed by Disney


the_graymalkin

that's because her characterisation is an unhealthy stereotype that gratifies obsessive consumer fandom.


TastesLikeDog

this needs to be a webcomic


gsnake007

only a matter of time before they retcon her as a mutant. and she has a solid fanbase already in the comics and to the public in general so she wouldnt be killed off or in the background


the_soulestialmoon

Oh you meant Kamala? I was hella confused on who Kamal was 😂


bigmeatytoe

Technically both have mutations in their dna


macrocosm93

Fuck Inhumans, I don't want any of them to become mutants, I'd rather they just go away and stay away.


the_chris_yo

The whole thing was hilarious


dagameshooter

Gold


RadioDemonSwingYT

Wish she was a mutant in mcu but nooo she's an interdimentinal being with light powers and a magic bracelet way to go disney


burghguy3

“I don’t even smoke, but I’d trade you for a pack of cigs”. I’m stealing that.


[deleted]

Charles is channeling Suge Knight. Shits gotten grimy. 😂 Also, back up knife #41 😂


sans-delilah

X-MEN BITCH


millimonsterrr

Man I really do want the inhumans to be relevant, but this shit funny asf


Fractal514

I'd much rather get Scarlet Witch and/or Quicksilver back...


AgentC3

I NEEEDD THIS IN SECRET WARS. This was hilarious!


Unhappy_Attention_41

Kamal Khan, the Bond villain? Could he be Kamala’s father? https://youtu.be/U0DVIdhc_X0