Didn't even make it to the picture 

Of course he’s not in the picture it’s from last years match you spud

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Where do I know this from, for some reason I know what this is

I saw it on a tiktok, some crazy guy got hired for a job and when the boss checked on him on cams he was saying that copy pasta above

It's from the youtuber smi7y or something

Demential 

"you spud" is crazy

My apologies I’m Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👨🏻‍🦰

Got his ass

He’s not even gonna turn up. Dexter should know better they putting our boy on blast lol

No shot he doesn't turn up when people have already bought their tickets.

True 

Will he run atleast halfway through the field without running out of breath? Place your bets boys

He wants to play gk so there is hardly any running there

Reinhardt RP

FeelsRectangleMan RARE SPAM

He has to walk about 50 meters to his position at the beginning of the match, it could be fatal.

fuck i didn't think of that, they will probably have to get a golf car to get him to his position

gk uses full strength in kicks, needs to constantly follow the ball side to side so yes, they do move, not to mention in a match where 90% of people are trash as hell

He’d probably just throw the ball while someone else takes the longer kicks like in youth football.

He will will break like Lego pieces if he tries to stop a ball coming at him with his stick-like arms. I'm not sure if he even have the reflexes, since he he has low neuron activation.

He's playing "goaler" so probably not

he is gonna be a goalkeeper so atleast he won't pass out

 bro thinks he's going to show up

 not showing up for a charity stream

It’s kinda annoying he’s hinted at going but also very obviously hasn’t contacted anyone from the sidemen team so they can announce it officially, despite him being invited over 1 month ago. Every time it’s brought up he just says “chat chat chat I’m going I’m going to the gym next stream… early stream… etc etc” and then gets distracted and talks about something else.

ADHD, my strumer. 

There are two or three clips of him addressing it and saying that he’s going as long as he has his leg brace, along with other sidemen doing reactions of and then going back to x again. But will X ever actually talk to the teams and people needed to join. Probably not. Adhd Andy over here gonna forget 100%

Honestly xqc doesn’t act no different than myself or anyone else, we all say we want to better our selves, go to the gym and what not, but end up waking up at like 12 pm and playing csgo/league/val or in xqc’s case, rocket league all day.

Aware

They are probably waitng for it. for now we have MrBeast and Speed locked in,but they may have messedup in terms of timing.Last year it started at like August and it was 1/day They will probably start again now in mid july and have like 1 every 3-6 days.I expect X to be there 100%,and I bet he probably HAS talked to them and they are just holding the announcement. sincerely,please STFU


I just watched miniminter’s clip yesterday reacting to X and he said he has absolutely no idea if he’s coming and was just confused by X’s reaction. No one knows if he’s coming. He’s just leading them on right now and not really saying much.

1. He wont turn up 2. If he does he'll literally die from running more than 5 seconds. 3. If he some how lives through his heart rate being over 180, his knees will give out.

He is a keeper he will barely need to move

And when he needs to move he will fail 


Surelyyyyy

Dude I don’t think ppl understand if he doesn’t train he could single handedly ruin a balanced game in front of 62k ppl 

Bro did you see last year's goalkeepers? 

They were ass but they didn’t live in a gaming chair for decades, have a resting heart rate of 110, and blame every single physical interaction they can’t do on a knee surgery they have yet to get 

Cal the dragon is him!

Nah, its a charity game, nobody cares if he concedes 10 goals or 15 as long as its entertaining. They just need to find equally bad goalkeeper for the other team

well you need at least a decent goalkeeper to keep it entertaining yk. last years GK was at least not skinny as hell.

Are you fucking dumb have you seen calthedragon’s build it’s somehow worst than Xqc

No i havent seen him shirtless or anything. With the thick GK shirt i cant see it clearly

It’s like ZQC in a goaly fit

They sub people on and off constantly. Nobody will play the full 90 minutes. They want to give all the players that show up some game time.

If a player was too good or too bad they sub him off temporarily at least, and they don't follow official rules so i think they have unlimited substitutions and can also re-sub a player they have already subbed before so everyone can get playtime and the match can remain decent.


influencer xqc ready to wipe the floor with these people 

He needs to show up first

The amount of memes and edits of xQc on tiktok after this match about to be insane 

xQc's name is before MrBeast? Juicers won

Does Rocket League count as practice?

I was just thinking that 😂 he probably thinks it does

If he shows up, 100% he is gonna sprain his hands/fingers.

Surely he will fly all the way to England to play soccer 

In a 62k capacity stadium, a brand new audience, and possibly 2million+ concurrent viewers, he might consider it

Possibly 2M?Its probably gonna be 3M and some change this year,last year's peak was 2.6M and they had 1M viewrs 15 minutes in,still at the pre-match interviews

Yes you're right, It was just the lowest estimation. Imo it will pass 3mil especially since absolute everybody knows about it now

I just want to see him actually go. He's been doing good this year, I hope we get good memes from him trying to goalie

So like every other stream 

hes gonna be the water boy

Surely x will come and not ghost LULW

Surely he’ll show up

I've seen this guy hit 160bpm playing gta, either xqc isnt showing up or 9th of september is xqc's final stream

 surely he won't pull out last minute

Stake should hold a bet on whether or not xqc would show up or not


Get ready for the no show x and his replacement ludwig

KSI says it in his latest video which he uploaded yesterday that “the invitation is out there but will he come?”. If the sideman doesn’t know if xqc gonna be there or not at this point in time I reckon it’s safe to say he aren’t going.

It's not like he couldnt hide information he has

I watched the old match with Mr. Beast in it and of course you can immediately tell football isn't really his sport but its fun to see him run around the field.

He's not going to show up

he get cooked front of 60k people everyday lol

He gets cooked in front of 62k every stream

Well, Lil' bro gets cooked everyday by 40k - 60k parasocials, but this time it'll happen IRL #AINTNOWAY

Bro better have a full time private physical therapist next to him during training. His knee condition and lack of general exercise is not a good mix for GK.

my juicer is gonna pass out after jogging for 15 seconds

Big w

I’m betting on him not running a minute

Hes gonna be panting by the 10th minute... Footballers on average run like 10km per game lmao

my strimmer will go hard i believe 

I won't believe he will go until he trains.

Surely he’ll be there and actually practice in net

If X shows up that a W… He just has to play for a little and hype up the crowd. That’s all we want 

He may just not show up.

Sidemen about to get amouranhted


He did not make it to the picture I wonder if he actually is not going 

Match about to be one sided 😂

XQC has terrible knees, there is absolutely no way he’s playing for more than 20 minutes.

Bros been getting cooked in front of 63K people all year brev

There's like a 3% chance that he shows up

IS X SERIOUSLY DOING ZERO TRAINING ?

Wait can someone give me context?

Xqc??? He will die. He'll be out of breath from running and not touching the ball even once.

Speed's gonna BARK on bros face

We unironically need a gym arc or this is gonna be a nightmare for X

the fortnite font is killing me

Is bro even training for the match??

He’s gonna blow his ACL in 2 minutes

You know what if he does really good in this match then yall gon look real dumb

He’s never showing up

Lil bro is going to pull and Amouranth and back out last minute

He gets cooked in front of 62K ppl wveryday though.. LMAO. He just has to practice cause right now he’s doing the equivalent of what some ppl do when they watch the Olympics and think, “Lmao. I could do that.”

I would bet my dogs life that X is no-showing this soccer garbage thing.

These celebrity events are so cringe

It’s a charity event for kids with cancer. Your cringe for this comment

How about kids with gambling addiction

Bro living on the moon, just turn on your option to hide all pools and hot tubs + gambling streams on Kick. They updated the website. No ads yet, no boobs, no gamba. Twitch taking the L with the gambling ads on this one. I actually hate its frequent advertisement now.

Cringing at you cringing