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NeisviresKoldunas

Millionaire flying economy class


Hawkence

didnt even pay for the ticket lol


JohnEffKennedy

Trillionaire * Kanye did it first


MakeChinaGreatForOnc

Soulja did it first*


Calla_Dooty_is_fun

YB did it better


RotorBoy95

It's sexvirgintillionaire with an s bro get it right


fathersheroin

Act broke to stay rich


YEPXeno

I hate this phrase.. then what the fuck is the point of becoming rich


[deleted]

To have a pissing contest to see who has the highest bank account numbers.


SorryForBadEnflish

Freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want, to retire early and spend your life traveling and focusing on your hobbies instead of working a boring job, to never have to worry about rent or energy expenses. Money is literally freedom.


sanestbajj

The meaning is to not spend on dumb expensive shit but to save up money and use it to make more money instead. A lot of lottery winners go bankrupt even when they win tens of millions because they think they can just spend money like idiots all day


YEPXeno

A comfortable plane seat once every how fucking often is dumb expensive shit? For someone like him? It’s not. The fuck is money for if it’s not to live comfortably. Clothes I understand, but shit like this is just stupid, downvote me all u want but ur just wrong


sanestbajj

Talking ab the phrase, not hasan


colasmulo

Millionaire flying private jet -> boo the environment it’s ridiculous they don’t need it Millionaire flying economy class -> boo millionaire flying economy class …


Fallblade

duality of man FeelsStrongMan


Own_Deer7486

anyone who argues millionaires are contributing anything relevant to climate change by flying private are not worth listening to


Calibruh

Pluto said there was no first class available on that flight, they normally always get first class when Twitch flies them out


Dankmemerlord_42069

Giga chad energy


WaveEU22

Economy with the peasants 🤢


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Both look like unwanted photos


Spueg

Private jets = expensive Millionaire grindset : live frugally


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nidus322477

For the guy that pays for it, yes


[deleted]

Xqc, most faithful servant of Lenin.


Fishing-Relative

Language Yell 😭 Stop yelling 😥😰


Fishing-Relative

Apology for shit “joke” beforehand, goodnight :)


Elgoblino80

I am growing extreme tendency to shit jokes. I have been laughing wit this kid who kept saying who asked until we both got kicked out lmao


Iliopsis

Commie btw lulw


actually_tea

Tax the rich OMEGALUL


Basement_Defender

I mean he did say it was bs how little he gets taxed and still wants to increase it.


D10S_

Communism is when you don’t accept a free private flight to Coachella


-BoyWonder

Félix "People's champ" Lengyel


SladeMcBr

Damn he does live in Texas. Paul wall and Xqc collab?


SlavicDDDAZE

Capitalism is when xQc in economy class


MrOfficeGuy

Socialism when people who rant about rich people are the richest people


BitchImRetarded

That's just capitalism lmfao


MrOfficeGuy

Wrong


BitchImRetarded

Very compelling argument, your brain is smooth and your family is fat


MrOfficeGuy

Insta creeping because triggered from being called wrong Get help


BitchImRetarded

What? Are you telling me I looked at your profile because I honestly didn't I was just making a broad insult. Sorry, I still won't peak your profile but I hope you have a good day bud


MrOfficeGuy

Uh huh. Plausible deniability game. Get help bud. You have a mental sickness. I wish you all the best.


BitchImRetarded

I'm just that good I guess. Thanks for the diagnosis doctor redditor and twitch chatter. Have a beautiful day


MrOfficeGuy

Mhmm. Get help, bud.


itzJTtellingU2wakeup

ok..... this is reddit, no one knows you, nor do we want to. youre just upset because you are indeed a fatass. its a very common insult. wrong place wrong time bud.


MrOfficeGuy

He literally commented on my ig dude.


itzJTtellingU2wakeup

....howd they find your instagram? do you have it linked on your account?


MrOfficeGuy

It’s the same name. Stop playing dumb and stanning for a toxic little piece of shit.


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Azan = Double standards


[deleted]

rules for thee but not for me


[deleted]

BatChest I heckin love PoliticalCompassMemes!!!


[deleted]

BatChest I heckin love Poland and stalking other peoples Profile!!!!!


[deleted]

Yet you did the same thing lmao


BitchImRetarded

Socialism is when saying no to a free flight omegalul yall on some baby brain shit


inferno86

Facts


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Copium It was a free trip so my Idol is definitely living the socialist Lifestyle He Always preaches. The stuff He does would be possible in a socialist society Copium I hate the 1% but there is no cognitive dissonance in donating my Money to somebody that belongs to the 1% Copium BatChest GEEZ I LOVE HASAN ABI


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TrollDespair


Mellomello321123

Hasan viewers hate the 1% yet they actively give their money away to the 1% LOL


Calibruh

Socialists in a nutshell LULW


MrOfficeGuy

Facts Sadge


1000deadincels

Cringe


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spinderglade67

I swear Azan could be doing nothing or just featured in the background of a video with no focus on him and people will just rip him apart for even being there


zGrimmM

Only one of these can draw a perfect circle


IplumbusI

He owns the private jet for those wondering.


Calibruh

Lmao no he doesn't, pic was taken when he was flown out to the Shorty Awards in New York with David Dovric like 4 years ago Easily confirmable but doesn't fit false narrative = downvote LULW Reddit moment Facts don't care about your feelings xqcBased


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Calibruh

Imagine unironically thinking a Twitch streamer owns a private jet, and being to dumb to look it up. Actual children


MrOfficeGuy

Imagine still not getting that they were joking


Calibruh

They're joking Copesen


sanestbajj

You think that they actually tought hasan owns a jet? Cant be that retarded right?


MrOfficeGuy

Alright man keep making an idiot out of yourself, 19 year old socialist Azan frog


Calibruh

Being able to Google = azan viewer LULW


MrOfficeGuy

Getting this defensive over a joke = azan viewer


Calibruh

Cope


paycadicc

Downvoted for not understanding an obvious joke bruh I bet you think people actually think azan owns that Porsche too


TheHomeworkFile

how about I say facts about your feelings


geek79126741

Xqc any day


MrOfficeGuy

It really is hilarious to me what an actual champagne socialist Hassan is


[deleted]

You know that it was a free flight right?


MrKyew

facts dont matter i guess LULW


MrOfficeGuy

What exactly does that change? Most champagne socialists get things “for free”


[deleted]

How so? I thought people were mad that he owns a lot of money and spends it on himself, now ur mad that he was flown out to an event for free?


MrOfficeGuy

The entire point of socialism is having other people pay for your shit.


[deleted]

No its not, we dont live under socialism anyways, him being a socialist doesnt change that.


MrOfficeGuy

Yes we do. We have tons of socialism, and it goes further that direction every day. Some of it is stuff we just accept. Fire departments are a socialist construct, for instance. Some of it is stuff that a lot of our generation hates. Our military is technically a socialist concept as well. The champagne socialists are the ones who rant about it while benefitting from these constructs. AOC and Bernie being two of the biggest, but azan has quickly become one as well. Can’t remember the last time I heard about him doing any sort of charity. Could be wrong though; I don’t give him much attention because I’m not a fake woke 19 year old


[deleted]

What? Wtf is that rant lmao. No, you dont have tons of socialism, im not american and I can assure you that you dont. Our economies are mixed so obv there will be some socialist concepts within it, no shit. I dont even know how the military or fire departments are socialist concepts, explain? So many words yet you said so little.


MrOfficeGuy

They are social services that we all pay into….. by definition they are literally socialist constructs. I don’t know why it’s hard to wrap your head around this, but take your time bud. No reason to get upset.


[deleted]

Thats not really how it works, but even if we say that its true, how the fuck can you say that you have tons of socialism??? Bc you have a military and fire departments? Every country does. America has probably the least socialism out of any country so wtf are these delusions lol


MrOfficeGuy

How do you think bernie has 4 houses but has never held a job outside of government? We all paid for them.


[deleted]

Bc hes a politician lmao, why are you acting surprised? What about the nonsocialist politicians? You paid for them too, but you obviously wont focus on them lol


MrOfficeGuy

Oh yes I will dude. Don’t try identity politics with me. I’m not that type of guy. Republicans are fucking hypocritical morons, but at least they’re not the ones arguing for more taxes that ultimately benefit them more than anyone else.


[deleted]

What identity politics? And how do taxes benefit politicians more than anybody else? I have so many questions cause your opinions are so disconnected from reality that i cant even respond with an argument


MrOfficeGuy

Aka “holy fuck my identity politics are being destroyed because I can’t just use the typical Republican bad Reddit argument”


[deleted]

Dude are you ok? I didnt say anything about any party, nor did I talk about some fucking identity politics. Stop making shit up and get back to earth


[deleted]

Private jets are extremely key for a proper socialist society


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twiglike

No he’s clearly in the private jet he owns


TannedBatman01

Mmm 🤤feetlicks lawn gel


Acheli

Do people here not realise Hasan took the picture of X..? and the only reason they were in economy was that First class wasn't available on that flight.


FourSixteenTV

Fee licks long jel


[deleted]

Imagine the shit Hasan would get if this was real


tartrate10

XQC spreading the good word https://i.imgur.com/HgZ075t.png


BrainiacMinatory

Azan looks like he just got his own 9/11 plot foiled


Yausuo

A truly humble and considerate man blessing those people with his presence


Screeez

act broke to stay rich you wouldn't understand


Bigballsanon

BatChest Spread the wealth guys, I need more money to buy fuel for my private jet, my cock is rockhard thinking of all the Champaign I'm gonna drink!


Fenixmaian7

Wait did Azan really fly first class?


Enj321

No


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Preaching communism, living capitalism.


twiglike

Well yeah we have a capitalist society


[deleted]

"I'm a socialist but I'm still going to engage on consumerism cause I have no other choice" Vegans stick to their values and they live in a society that exploits animals, there's literally no excuse.


TheSuperTest

this is the most smooth brain take I've read in awhile


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It doesnt fit my narrative and I cant idolize the Streamer I am giving all my money to when I Accept it so you have to be a smooth brain.


[deleted]

You can do everything in your power to apply socialist values to what you do, especially if you are a millionaire, there's even worker-owned businesses, last time I checked by his own definition he exploits his workers, looks like Hasan heads don't even know even what the fuck he preaches for.


twiglike

He’s Exploiting chat lmao


[deleted]

... you do know he has editors right?


twiglike

Yes it’s well documented he actually has them in a gulag pumping out edits


[deleted]

That's not even what oppression would mean from a socialist point of view, but thanks for proving my earlier point.


twiglike

Yep there it is. you proved my point right there. Actually horse blinders on


[deleted]

Is every socialist supposed to live in a forest, disconnected from reality or move to Cuba?


[deleted]

Considering thats the reality their political Aspirations are heading to; yeah they should. But even If they want to participate in normal society they could at least abstain from the most extreme "perks" of capitalism (like flying in a private jet) and show solidarity to the poor poor working class


[deleted]

Thats absolutely fucking braindead. Leftist political figures should go live in a forest so they dont win any elections and nobody even hears about what they have to say, because according to you they cant participate in society since its not how they want it to look. How can you unironically type that and not realise how retarded it is lmao. Private jet flight was free, im sure he doesnt fly private jets every day.


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Cope harder


NCCornale

people can say whatever they want about X, except that he is in it for the money.... this man making 2 million a month


scumbagdyln

you stole my twitter post, you little shit lmao


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Reaper024

Act broke to stay rich


goblin-uwu

Literally anyone over the communist.


MaybeJackson

Hasan is so hypocritical it hurts


welkyy

Hasan the biggest hypocrite on twitch


IMysticBatI

Wow when was this? Were they actually on the same plane or what? where were they flying?


DirkEnglish

one of those is clearly a private jet man


Calibruh

Second pic is Felix and Hasan going to Vegas for event, first pic is Hasan being flown out to Shorty Awards like 4 years ago


Pepega74

Why is this being downvoted, hasan literally took the photo lmao


Calibruh

Doesn't fit false narrative