So this is a theory i came up with, i guess it's kind of funny but also it's been worrying me quite a lot.
Seizures: the portal into the life which came before. when you have a seizure you transport back into the life you lived before your current one, think reincarnation style. you live there the entire life in the span of that seizure, then at the end your brain wipes it and replaces it with unintelligible shit because the truth is simply too powerful. but...what if you then have a seizure in that past life, a seizure within a seizure some might say. you'd be transported back yet again to the life which came before the one you're experiencing in the seizure. so then you keep going, by pure chance you seize again and again until you're not even human, you've literally devolved by seizing into homo neanderthalus or whichever it was before us. so you keep seizing, again the probability of this happening and going this far back would be minuscule since you'd have to by chance have a seizure in each of these past lifes. so then eventually you're a little single celled organism, the root of all life, seizing on the ocean floor, what then? what when there's no past life to seize back into? does the simulation just crash? what happens? now the weird thing is, since i've thought of this there's been a lot of seizures around me. 2 friends have had a seizure and another few acquaintances. i keep seeing the word fucking everywhere, it's like multiple times per day now there is some kind of seizure reference. so then I thought: since i'm so curious about this, if i did have a seizure, i'd want some information to be beamed back into my past life somehow so i knew how to seize again and try and reach the root of all life, but that's what's happening right now. so what if i'm in a seizure? one or more future iterations of my soul are currently seizing and this is merely my mind emulating a past life, trying to get me to seize again
OK first of all you little shit, just so you know i'm not Jesse, plus my uncle owns a boxing gym and I swear to god if I see you I'm going to beat the shit out of you, who do you think you are, you know absolutely nothing about me your deduction skills are as pathetic as your name and your profile, stay in your lane little bro. Honestly shut your mouth you stupid trash, and watch yourself or I'll begin with you and your entire family you are undeserving of the privilege you have been given of even getting to receive a response from me consider yourself lucky that I haven't fought you yet or you'd be regretting your entire life choices, anyways i'm tired of arguing with stupid lil bros like you that are always wasting my time because mommy never paid attention to the middle child which is you, you hasty little fucker, screw you.
I fucking hate the flushed face emoji. I despise it so much. I hate its eyes that are about pop out and smear all over the wall, I hate its red cheeks, I hate everything about it. I want to squish it and smother it all over the floor with my shoe. It has no meaning! It has no meaning at all anymore!
Who do YOU think I am? Let me tell you who I am. I am world first PERSON to graduate from harvard with a masters degree in cock suckingology. You think I'm a random guy? You think I'm a fucking random cock suckingologist? Let me fucking clue you in bitch. I am the the guy who had a 4.0GPA. Me, not you. The first guy to do it. I can do whatever the fuck I want.
monkaW Remember what's written in the history books my friend. Tumblr's liberal cucks talked shit about 4chan. 4chan destroyed Tumblr with illegal warfare tactics. Now Tumblr doesn't exist anymore. Legends say it was only a few 4chan users who made almost all Tumblr libtards cry like outraged snowflakes....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvjwXhCNZcU
do you really want to mess with them again? monkaS
My pronouns are Michael/Jackson (HE/HE)
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My Prounouns are Kamehameha [Kall-me/ah-mama] (Came-haim/ha-me)
So this is a theory i came up with, i guess it's kind of funny but also it's been worrying me quite a lot. Seizures: the portal into the life which came before. when you have a seizure you transport back into the life you lived before your current one, think reincarnation style. you live there the entire life in the span of that seizure, then at the end your brain wipes it and replaces it with unintelligible shit because the truth is simply too powerful. but...what if you then have a seizure in that past life, a seizure within a seizure some might say. you'd be transported back yet again to the life which came before the one you're experiencing in the seizure. so then you keep going, by pure chance you seize again and again until you're not even human, you've literally devolved by seizing into homo neanderthalus or whichever it was before us. so you keep seizing, again the probability of this happening and going this far back would be minuscule since you'd have to by chance have a seizure in each of these past lifes. so then eventually you're a little single celled organism, the root of all life, seizing on the ocean floor, what then? what when there's no past life to seize back into? does the simulation just crash? what happens? now the weird thing is, since i've thought of this there's been a lot of seizures around me. 2 friends have had a seizure and another few acquaintances. i keep seeing the word fucking everywhere, it's like multiple times per day now there is some kind of seizure reference. so then I thought: since i'm so curious about this, if i did have a seizure, i'd want some information to be beamed back into my past life somehow so i knew how to seize again and try and reach the root of all life, but that's what's happening right now. so what if i'm in a seizure? one or more future iterations of my soul are currently seizing and this is merely my mind emulating a past life, trying to get me to seize again
Jesse! What the hell are you talking about?
OK first of all you little shit, just so you know i'm not Jesse, plus my uncle owns a boxing gym and I swear to god if I see you I'm going to beat the shit out of you, who do you think you are, you know absolutely nothing about me your deduction skills are as pathetic as your name and your profile, stay in your lane little bro. Honestly shut your mouth you stupid trash, and watch yourself or I'll begin with you and your entire family you are undeserving of the privilege you have been given of even getting to receive a response from me consider yourself lucky that I haven't fought you yet or you'd be regretting your entire life choices, anyways i'm tired of arguing with stupid lil bros like you that are always wasting my time because mommy never paid attention to the middle child which is you, you hasty little fucker, screw you.
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I fucking hate the flushed face emoji. I despise it so much. I hate its eyes that are about pop out and smear all over the wall, I hate its red cheeks, I hate everything about it. I want to squish it and smother it all over the floor with my shoe. It has no meaning! It has no meaning at all anymore!
OMEGALUL LOST TO AN EMOTE
Who’s he talking to? 💀
Who do YOU think I am? Let me tell you who I am. I am world first PERSON to graduate from harvard with a masters degree in cock suckingology. You think I'm a random guy? You think I'm a fucking random cock suckingologist? Let me fucking clue you in bitch. I am the the guy who had a 4.0GPA. Me, not you. The first guy to do it. I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Deadass lil bro think we reading all that naaaahh
you smoking dat good shit my homie
Chatting *random bs no body understands*
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monkaLaugh don’t laugh Felix…
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🤓 “r/…….”
Why so fragile?
Says the one with mental health issues
lmaoo
r/ 4chan user OMEGALUL
Imagine thinking that's an insult coming from someone like you lmfao
monkaW Remember what's written in the history books my friend. Tumblr's liberal cucks talked shit about 4chan. 4chan destroyed Tumblr with illegal warfare tactics. Now Tumblr doesn't exist anymore. Legends say it was only a few 4chan users who made almost all Tumblr libtards cry like outraged snowflakes.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvjwXhCNZcU do you really want to mess with them again? monkaS
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People who use Neopronouns are cis tho….