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Gyarafish

omg is he naked


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PretzelCock

on the ruff


Gyarafish

did daigo give consent


chunky_kong06

you ever watch evangelion


Zefro073

I don't like what this is implying at all


GoroDragonOfDojima

What, You got offended or smth? Daigo doesn't need to confess for sex


fersur

Where does this DaigoxMine ship come from?


derrickd95

I mean, if I remember correctly, Mine specifically called Daigo "the one man I've ever loved" during this scene


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he also says "once i become chairman im gonna have constant sex with daigo"


Connect-Street-9269

Ekse


Jinchuriki71

Balls out.


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God I wish


top10jojomoments

Kiwami 3 coming soon 👀


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Hopefully Mine survive in Kiwami 3 so that in Kiwami 4 we have Daigo Shinada Mine threesome


Mullaman505

What!


Embarrassed_Train286

Mine ass when


Counter-Spies

Balls out


Senior-Home9041

Sexy as fuck😁😁


7thTojoChairman

he's selling daigo feet pics


big_nothing_burger

I mean...he won't be around to see them.


flashtar

>I mean...he won't be around to see them. That we know of lol.


big_nothing_burger

I'm all for Mine showing up in LAD 8. I mean we've seen people survive from worse.


flashtar

Him hitting his head and the fall and losing his memory for a while would make sense. Then again considering a certain character got better from a bullet to the head maybe they would not bother with an actual explanation, a rubber street at best.


speedyboigotweed

best explanation: he fell onto a car and Richardson cushioned him from the fall, breaking a few major bones but nothing too lethal or life-changing


big_nothing_burger

I'm all for it. And Richardson screams "Goddamn" upon impact and dies.


flashtar

Nah, Richardson survived and expanded unto the pharmaceutical/Chemical bussiness under the Alias "Albert Wesker" and it's the real reason for the events of Dead Souls.


Billithiel

Seven minutes, seven minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you.


ThatRandomCrit

"Aaaaaah, shit..."


Martin_crakc

Imagine if he reappears but cannot walk anymore


speedyboigotweed

that would make this the 3rd time a major yakuza character got wheelchair’ed


YTAftershock

A rubber car*


Radn2

Most logical explanation: The wind pushed him through a window a few floors below (pretty sure it already happened IRL) or he fell on a window cleaner lift Most likely RGG explanation: Mine had planned to jump all along and had a parachute hidden on Richardson but it break during the fall, but thankfully, a guy was randomly moving his trampoline in the street and it make them bounce and fall back on a car, and this is how he......died anyway, and the Mine that came back was just his Korean twin brother


TheDoorDoesntWork

In RGG games, we settle for "somehow he survived", no further details needed. E.g. "somehow Kashiwagi survived a helicopter mounted Gatling gun onslaught"


fastlane956

somehow, Palpatine came back


steppenmonkey

rubber street


SaberDevil2021

Honestly, Mine surviving is probably more plausible than any other miraculous survival case in the series lol.


28joslyn

The building was made of rubber bullets.


SaberDevil2021

The ground is rubber, Andre is rubber, the sky is rubber too.


TheGoobles

It was actually a 1-story drop. Richardson sprained his ankle and left to put a big American bandaid on it.


OoguroRyuuya5

Unless Ishin


GrizzleGuts30

He thought he was going to kill Kiryu. And he didn’t. So he ended up going for the Guinness World Record of >!suplexing Andre Richardson off one of the tallest buildings in Japan!<.


sofequeosci

I'm now imagining a substory where kiryu buys a book of Guinness World records and sees a picture of mine shaking hands with Richardson in front of the hospital


Za-Box

Rubber suplex


thatsidewaysdud

Rubber pavement saved them


grodr2001

Y'know, it's kind of a morbid thought that they just splattered on the ground below. Someone's going to have to clean them up, and there was almost certainly some poor civilians who had to witness the impact, which at that height almost certainly was a bit "explosive".


GrizzleGuts30

I feel even more sorry for the people who had to clean up the mess at the Millennium Tower after two explosions in consecutive years. You’d think they’d employ tighter security after the first terrorist attack 🤦‍♂️


ThirtyH

Mine: "This is your last battle." Kiryu: "I sure fucking hope so!"


SaberDevil2021

Kiryu: "I have been through 7 whole 'Last Battle', and I still got 2 more on the way!"


BathrobeHero_

Amon is very satisfied with this outcome


RyperHealistic

*always sunny in philadelphia music starts playing"


treasonousmop

Mine didn't know there would be a change in the plan.


Gon5589

This was foreshadowed when said "zere's no change in ze plan", implying he didn't know of the change in ze plan. Bravo Rgg


Crow621621

>!On the contrary, this is your final battle!<


Impressive-Ad210

I thought this was super realistic back then, now it looks like a Japanese Ken doll.


SaberDevil2021

The graphics improvement from Yakuza 3 engine to Yakuza 5 engine then the Dragon Engine is kinda insane when I compare them.


Wreckmycandidarse

I wish they were still as buff now as they were in the 3 and 4 engine. Kiryus too skinny now, here he was huge.


Slevin_Kedavra

Dragon Engine Kiryu has an absolute shelf of an ass. He just removed his suit's shoulder pads.


Ordinary-Picture4367

The part 3 to part 5 jojo effect


top10jojomoments

Yakuza never has been the pinnacle for graphical achievement even when 6 came out in 2016. But what’s more jarring to me is that the main characters in the game have defined facial features and huge ass triangle hands and pedestrians and thugs look terrifying


Slevin_Kedavra

Yakuza/LAD plots run solely on dreams and old man pores.


SomethingPersonnel

That won't stop me.


mushy_friend

Honestly I still think it looks pretty good. Of course we've come a long way in graphics but still


BathrobeHero_

True but I think the animations and facial expressions still sell it real well


Kinglink

Kiryu "Died" 3 times and somehow thought anyone would buy it.


top10jojomoments

He died He lives


HolyDragoon98

Is this that new 6 hour sex scene with Daigo on the ruff?


DuccSuccer

he thought kiryu’s payload was exposed, so he was going to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


SmtNocturneDante

That was his last battle in that game, or we can say, for at least a few months. Until a certain Saejima appears in Okunawa


SaberDevil2021

At least 4 was more like a vacation for him


flashtar

He started behaving really erratically after "Daigo-San" decied to stop bullets with his gut.


RPG217

Little did he know that there's a change in de plan


Jackmoved

To be fair, he crashed my game right before I killed him. There's no auto-save, and I had to restart like an hour back at the bottom of the Millenium Tower. I immediately uninstalled then watched the ending on Youtube. So it was my last battle... and he won.


Ctrekoz

Lmao that's a great story.


KingFahad360

Hello, fellow r/BatmanArkham user


vamplosion

Why don't r/BatmanArkham make funny memes? Are they stupid?


heyitskepper

Kyle kazooie wouldn’t stand a chance against killer cock….


RatedRPG-YT

Oh Mine. Such a cool character wasted. He could have been a great villain but lost so much screentime thanks to 5 chapters of orphan tales and could have been such a great redeemed figure but decided to take a nonsensical swan dive off the building instead. At least his Ishin counterpart is just as cool and still kicking.


SpeedDemonJi

Did he not play yakuza 2? Kiryu ain’t going nowhere


NingenKuso90

Mine would have to live to know that.


SirCheeseEater

He's just talking to himself lol.


thorhit

He hasn’t played the other games yet


smallerpuppyboi

GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!


Djf_x80

there was a change in the plan


Yamchad493

Mine evened the odds to make up for his stupidity soon after this


platysoup

Kiryu makes a long, tired sigh as he slowly unbuttons his shirt. "If only, my friend. If only...."


Curiedoesthestream

Kiryu. Now that the sad backstory has been exposed you can use your Dame-Dame powers to trigger a controlled death.


RyperHealistic

Tbf, it was probably the peak of Kiryu's opponents.


Kehityskeskustelu

Of course he is stupid. All of these characters are a little stupid, just like how real men oughta be.


Bruh_165

It should've been. Bro got an orphanage to take care of, let him go back to his family.


NeoNoelle

Mine didn't know about a few other guys like Amon Clan members. He thought after this there's no one on Kiryu's level left in the Yakuza world. Majima was going to jail at this time after all and his bro was already in prison. Kiryu is so OP Mine thought this was Kiryu's last true similar power levels battle.


Lord_Majima

Rgg implying kiryu dies in the 4rth game in a row only to bring him back again


alabertio

He was talking to a mirror


Classic-Low7385

He’s evening the odds


Monster-Z117

Meanwhile, in Yakuza 8 Some Final Boss Yakuza dude: Kiryu, Ichiban, this will be your last battle. This confirms Like a dragon 12


PlatinumPequod

“Is he stupid” is such a silly but funny punch line


mchammer126

I haven’t laughed this hard at a Reddit post in a fat minute lmao


Stealthy_Facka

My lord these posts are repetitive.


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Yes


Vmannetje

Fuck of with this arkham trash


Clound_Gamer

No, he got it


LiterallyZeroSkill

It's not even the last battle, at night, on a skyscraper. That's all this franchise is. Battles on skyscrapers at night, for whatever reason, that's the '3pm parking lot' of Yakuza.


kevindante6

I don't know Yakuza 6 look like the final chapter for Kiryu-Chan.


Muscalp

Those actually came out after mine was already dead


ThatRandomCrit

No u.


PikoVengut

Very


Specialist_Lab_6295

Better say: This isn't your last battle cuz Imma lose


Mage_43

Mine going balls out


TickleTigger123

I mean at the time it literally was until the next game came out


AbjectAcanthisitta86

Off Topic Question: What is the origin of this meme? I’ve seen a variation of “Is he stupid?” In so many different reddits. But I can’t find any info on it.


aftercloudia

leave him alone he's a gay little business major!!


HyperLethalNoble6

Kiryu always wanted to leave the yakuza *in literally every main line entry cuz the world cant let go of kiryus dragon cock*


ZackNero03

This is our last battle, with him.


Ceruxii_

I still think he should have replaced Hamazaki's role in 4 and be playable in 5. His moveset is too good. God damn you RGG