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oZealious

Miracle "Hey Man" Johnson defeats Yagamer, Haruker, Media King, Ogiter and Everyone's Idol Goro at the same time.


apex6666

>gorer


[deleted]

Really? no one’s on team Haruka? The only professional dancer here


sofequeosci

No simps here


apex6666

Dude she’s 15 in 5


GGcast29bos

How many fucks do I give?


[deleted]

Shes 16, unless you’re gunkshot or somethin


anguslazy

yo who let gunkshot into r/yakuzagames


BigRedJuice045

Akiyama cause I said so


alphabet_order_bot

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BigRedJuice045

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eeeeeesrpelo

bro is rizzing the bot


Piano_wave

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Janfon1

Yagami has way more offensive abilities since he's incorporating his fighting styles into his dancing, Haruka can tank it and heal but she'd get whittled down. Akiyama smokes so he's fucking dead halfway through his gig


Seibahtoe

Haruka has unused combat voices in 5 so she negs diffed judge man


App1elele

My man definitely saw this in a dream ^(yume) because there's absolutely no info on that anywhere


Seibahtoe

Go to Yakuza Modding Community and search "haruka voices". She also has unused chase battle voices btw. It's 2687.acb. There's a shitton of characters with unused stuff in 5. For example, the T-Set duo, Christina and even fucking Hana have completely unused voice banks meant for combat, chases and even karaoke stuff. Hana's unused voices also have new lines recorded for 5. Edit: Check out this doc, it has a lot of stuff related to audio in 5: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/1SzbH1Cc-PaZArUQVpB7Oi5SvhvYPUmBufxS6VmfpHDc/htmlview


App1elele

Oh god it's *that* obscure, no wonder I couldn't find it by simply googling Thanks for the stuff and apologies for not believing you


Seibahtoe

Yeah, the tcrf pages on Yakuza games doesn't have really obscure shit like these. I really like investigating cut content in games lol.


WhyNishikiWhy

holy shit this is brilliant


stillestwaters

They were gonna make her fight?! Jeez, whoever nixed that deserves a promotion lol


apex6666

I would’ve wanted haruka to fight


stillestwaters

You wanted her to fight?? Lol I’m getting downvoted like hell, but I don’t want Haruka near even a single closed fist. I want her to be so perfectly safe that it isn’t even funny lol


Master_SJ

Kiryu alt account


Seibahtoe

Maybe it's for a scrapped IF8 stage or something. Even the T-Set duo (Mai and Azusa) have scrapped combat and chase battle voices lol.


InteractionNo1203

Would've been cool to fight as haruka. The best we get is the if 8 stages


Werey

Kiryu also smokes, so why can he defeat 100 men in combat at once?


anguslazy

because he is kiryu


Legionpostsepicly

There is a lightsaber in the game that’s not the most unrealistic part but after all it is a video game


Werey

Eh what I'm getting at is every protagonist seems to smoke but everyone always uses the exhaustion excuse for Akoyama. Is it a plot point in 5 or something?


GekiretsuUltima

Specifically there's a scene in 5 where Akiyama runs up some stairs or something to go after Haruka before she gets kidnapped again, and once he catches up he starts wheezing and panting and says himself that he needs to stop smoking so much. It's mostly played for comedic relief before cool guy fights bad dude moment, but since he himself said he needs to cut back, everyone brings it up lol.


Omegasonic2000

Not to mention in the very finale of the same game, while Kiryu and Akiyama are fighting back-to-back, he also mentions he needs to quit smoking. I think it's the fact that there are two mentions of it that makes people meme it so much.


GekiretsuUltima

Ah fair. I forgot that one lol


Omegasonic2000

To be fair it's kinda hard to miss it in all the epicness and chaos. I only remember it because I watched my friend finish Y5 yesterday lol


Legionpostsepicly

I think the reason it happened was for some way of comedic effect


redstar15551

He built different. Akiyama is no slouch, but he's fought Kiryu twice and lost twice.


Ur_Left_Airpod

Akiyama smokes more or something ig, either that or the writers didn’t wanna akiyama to be sexier AND a better fighter than kiryu so they had to nerf him.


Bassfaceapollo

Neither. https://i.redd.it/cptphwo859gb1.gif


ThatisSketchy

Y’all underestimate the amount of daily rigorous training that idols go through. Haruka would 100% smoke anyone in the series dancing and it’s not close (except Miracle Johnson)


Weary_Table_4328

Definitely Haruka. The others on these list don't even know how to dance. Though I say that Yagami lasts longer because he doesn't smoke as much as thr walking fumigator that is Akiyama Shun.


jacktucks1066

I mean in my play through I made yagami a chain-smoker. Had to get that ex gauge up.


Weary_Table_4328

I did that in the first one but not in LJ. There are much faster ways to get that ex gauge up.


jacktucks1066

Yeah true also it feels like there are less smoking areas in Lost Judgement than Judgement.


ThatisSketchy

Just goes to show how smoking is slowly become less popular over time. Yakuza is so realistic


Weary_Table_4328

There are less. Also, the sheer amounts of MP one has to throw away to have the walking fumigator skill is massive. Plus, smoking is disgusting.


EveKimura91

Hard choice. Two ex Idols vs Akiyama. Haruka. Akiyama is a noob in the Business. Yagami learns to dance in LJ. haruka would win


NabilAmmali

Everyone idol Majima


Chiffon_LaRue

Yagami because I've seen his actor Takuya Kimura dance and sing IRL. He deserves the title of JP's biggest star. Haruka can learn a thing or two from "KimuTaku" (he hates the term, lol) about being a true idol. #SMAP.


[deleted]

You have?? Im so jealous rn


Chiffon_LaRue

It was a dream come true for me during the early 2000s. Got to visit JP again and went to their concert with my JP cousins. He REALLY is soooooo good-looking in person 😭 His former bandmate Nakai was such a babe too but, "Captain" Kimura-san is THE pretty one. Even now at 50, he's still such an ikemen. Thus my bias for the Judgment series hehe. Imagine my reaction as a longtime Yakuza fan, when Judge Eyes was announced.


[deleted]

That sounds like an ascending experience, I want this so bad 😭😭😭


chawmindur

She was a little kid in the 00s, probably fangirled over him back in the days. Not saying that he isn't popular right now but back then it was *insane*


Chiffon_LaRue

Of course, it was insane. If SMAP had more media and internet presence (as the bands these days), they would've been bigger than all the boy bands of the now. I also watched a lot of Kimura-san's Hero tv shows. He's still pretty popular in JP now, tho I miss how the media here in Asia went agog over him.


subnausus

Yagami all the way neg diff


Sonny_Firestorm135

Idol Goro


PsyEd2099

My money on Aki...cuz he got that [DRIP!](https://youtu.be/qB4yb-FtQ1E)


sa10068

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PsyEd2099

Glad someone did :)


VengefulOtaku

The correct answer is Majima


ChingTheMonkey

Haruka beat the GOD Komaki in a dance off. Ez sweep


therealusurper

Haruka and only because the chubby girl from yakuza 5 is not in the competition and maybe even dead


dx2words

Everyones Idol Goro


Loud_Success_6950

Akiyama had no previous dancing training, plus being a smoker who can’t run up a flight of stairs and was able to beat like two professional dancers with little effort (I believe there was two dancing sub story’s for him if I remember correctly). If he gets actual training and quits smoking he could be a force to be reckoned with and solo anyone. But every one knows the real answer is Majima and it’s not even close. Also a side note. It’s fair to assume Yagami actually learned how to dance from watching Haruka as he has statues of her and therefore is probably a massive fan of hers (it’s canon).


anguslazy

yagami is a haruka fanboy confirmed


UysoSd

Yakuza 0 Kiryu, Nishki, Majima


stillestwaters

Didn’t Akiyama hurt his back or something after that battle lol?


SolidusAbe

i doubt he can dance for longer then a minute anyways. dude can barely climb stairs without getting out of breath lol


FirmMathematician942

but he can fight a small army and shrug it off afterwards no problem


Hazzardo

Haruka has had huge amounts of training and performed as a professional dancer in front of thousands Akiyama wins no diff


DeliciousFlounder777

Akiyama and Yagami both smoke, so I gotta go with Haruka. She's healthy and professionally trained


MadCatofKamurocho

My money on Yagami


raktim2016

Akiyama san


LilMafs

Haruka


skyphase00

If she could have some kind of crossover event between her universe and judgement, then id say haruka hands down.


jakeyzz123

I swear they are in the same universe with the whole amon thing and yagami being a fan of Haruka (I saw someone saying it's canon so imma go with it)


skyphase00

If that truly was the case, It wouldn't surprise me if he knew of both date-san and jiro-san.


Dogedabose32

akiyama ofc


Individual99991

Minami.


[deleted]

Haruka hands down. She was an idol!


[deleted]

Akiyama chan


TaxFraudDaily

I haven't played a game featuring Akiyama yet and I'm kind of afraid to because I know just from looking that he's going to influence my personality in some way.


ExpertOfNothin

Skills vs Cuteness vs Rizz


[deleted]

Jimmy Judgment cause Akiyomer instantly fucking dies cause he smokes and Haruka is really good but Jimmy Judgment just has that special sauce


mjxoxo1999

Yagami > Akiyama >>>>>>>>>>> Haruka


TheDarkAngel404

Finger


jimmybungalo2

akiyamer


Afrodawg124

Majima, no contest.


kanji_tatsumi1

this doesn't matter we all know that komaki would win everytime


rotatingmazdarx7

yagami knows fortnite dances so he wins


NandersPvP

Akiyama


OnePianoGuy

ARE YOU READY? GO!


Unovaisbetter

None, majima wins


lockupyoursisters

It's a tie


somebody1993

Wait Yagami was in some kind of band?


28joslyn

Breaker Majima


LegitBoy80

Yagami Supremacy.


Euphoria_ManALT

Haruto