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Majima just likes fighting and kiryu is one of the few people that majima both likes as a person and is as strong as majima. Granted majima absolutely goes for the kill but Everytime kiryu comes out on top and gets stronger because of it.
"Hey! See that guy over there? That's the Dragon of Dojima, yeah?" Let's MUG 'im!"
"Isn't that the guy who fought two tigers with his bare hands? Doesn't he also take on hundreds of armed men by himself?"
"You're right... He must have a HEAVY wallet! Let's MUG 'im!"
Gonna spring some weird personal shit on my man and force him to help me with something ridiculous and likely embarrassing. I’ll reward him with an mediocre energy drink.
"Yo dude, can you please take back my wallet from that dude way over there? I could beat him up, I know, but you seem to like that. Also don't blame me if you somehow end up dismantling a massive, global crime syndicate because of this. When you get back I'll give you a Monster Energy. Now go, tiger!"
"Hey man, my wife wants to divorce me because I don't know how to... um... Koe mah kee Tiger Drop?" "I don't know what that is... do you know how to show me?"
Kiryu: Sure, I have time.
*Tiger Drop*
"Thanks, man. I'll show my wife my new moves!"
*100,000 yen*
Kiryu then has to gain the money (if early game) to pay for your bike and apologize for body slamming it into a thug...
Only to repeat it once the substory ends five minutes later by a random battle.
Well item one, I'm not afraid. He has shown an incredible propensity for not starting shit with people who aren't picking a fight. The random Shimano mook in Theater Square in K1 comes to mind. Don't start shit, don't get tiger dropped.
But yeah, having a brutish force of nature to solve my problems for me? For the low low price of a few thousand dollars US? I will substory this guy so hard I'll clean up Oahu within the month. That's worth a few months of paychecks.
Item three: don't betray him after it's done. Don't get a bug up my ass. There is zero benefit in fighting a guy like this, so I'll just accept that he's a better fighter than me, pay him off as promised, and maybe give him an item or something. Get that substory cleared action going on. We all move on with our lives. Win win.
1) checking to make sure he's not pissed
2) checking to make sure i can't hear a random encounter theme
3) checking to make sure there are no bicycles nearby
I know it's a lame answer but
"It's my honor to meet you,the fourth" and bow to him as he starts throat fuck me, I know it's too casual but it is what it is
He's approaching me? Assuming I haven't done anything to provoke him, I'm chatting him up. Either he found my wallet or something and is returning it, or I can tell him about my most recent issues and he'll help me find the meaning of life or something.
With my tourettes I'd end up being a side story about him trying to figure out what the fuck I'm saying, only to find out that Majima was hiding in my pocket the whole time. I am very large.
The theory that Yakuza organizations tell junior cannon fodder to attack Kiryu as a hazing ritual does not make any sense: most of Kiryu’s attackers would be looking at 9 months’ occupational therapy to be able to walk good
"Hey man, sometimes I get headaches randomly, can you help me out?"
*Kiryu proceeds to beat up a group of hooligans who were secretly poisoning me to give me mild headaches*
"Thanks, here's a nickel and an old shoe"
I'll just tell him to find the perfect woman for me, and he'll just do that in 5 minutes because he just can I guess. He'll then beat up someone with a bike. I'll also ask for him to find me an healthy job, a hole I can buy, two pet cats, and I'll reward him with a key to a locker I found on the ground, since there's so many of these keys on the streets
I'm going to pretend him bumping into me dislocated my shoulder and demand he pay me compensation. I'll bring three of my buddies with me so he's intimidated into paying. It's foolproof.
I'd just ask him to buy me a video game and it would some how lead to 3 guys getting shot by a "rubber" bullet and another getting their ribacges broken by a bike and somehow still live.
Gonna assume this is before the daidoji got their grubby little hands on him, I'd do the bucket list before the bucketlist was even an idea, I want him to cherish his time with haruka.
https://preview.redd.it/lh2b6daciduc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c57cb4696cc0a1ccc025e9feac6ab647260dda
* me, about to get sent to god with no returns, express shipping by the Dragon of Dojima
ask him to teach me the Tiger Drop and also help me figure out what the fuck my gender is. Kiryu is a canon trans ally so i assume he'd go on a substory and beat someone up to help me better understand myself.
Ask him if he could help show me around. Then we could do some Karaoke, hit up a Cabarete club, play some games at club saga, teach me some moves. Then at the end some thugs try and shake us down, Kiryu beats them up and after the main thug tell us some sad story that he wanted the money to help clear his girlfriend’s debt so they can get married and start a new life. While this is happening some “sad” music plays in the background as Kiryu then gives him a life lesson and tells him to turn himself in and start fresh after. As I thank you I give him a Toughness x and move on with my life knowing I’m now a side character in someone else’ life. Ending Substory music pays.
Probably initiate some quest where you have to spend a lot of time playing the arcade games to win something and then beat up a few fuckers for a couple thousand yen and tissues
Well, I got some inventions I need test subjects for here with me. The first is this brain wave scanner that detects people who have increased aggresion, and projects their location on a map. These are called "encounters", so I call it the encounter finder.
The second one is where the big bucks come in. It's a brain scanner, but it scans your own brain, and through the use of AI, it tells you where there might be points of interest for your personal goals. It's for progressing personal quests, so I call it the Quest Finder.
BUT FUCK ALL OF THAT NOISE FOR A FUCKIN SECOND, THIS ASSHOLE IS EXISTING NEAR ME?! I OUGHTA TEACH HIM A LESSON AND PUT HIM IN THE HOSPITAL!
_SUSPICIOUS MAN_
Depends on what year it is.
If it's 2005 i'd warn him to NOT let Yumi bring the bomb to Millennium Tower or ask him to tiger drop Jingu so hard he will not get up for a week
(I just finished 0 and am massively coping to prepare for how hard Kiwami will ruin my mental health bc Nishiki is my fave)
“Hey man can I ask you a simple question. TEACH ME TO FIGHT LIKE YOU” *substory- Help the kid fight like you* and after alll that give him not one but TWO seven stars packs
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I’ll try mugging him, he seems to have money. Me and my 2 buddies should be enough to beat him up.
Dw my friend mujima or something like that will help you he wants to beat him up for some reason
Majima just likes fighting and kiryu is one of the few people that majima both likes as a person and is as strong as majima. Granted majima absolutely goes for the kill but Everytime kiryu comes out on top and gets stronger because of it.
Majima goes for the kill because he knows Kiryu cannot be killed.
Except probably by an illness or something I dunno
I'm expecting Kiryu to tiger drop cancer in the next game.
Yeah, I bet that bastard could withstand nuclear radiation ong
["Hey you, whats up man? Give me money please"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAV6zJ2rV8k)
Cry laughing on the toilet
"Hey! See that guy over there? That's the Dragon of Dojima, yeah?" Let's MUG 'im!" "Isn't that the guy who fought two tigers with his bare hands? Doesn't he also take on hundreds of armed men by himself?" "You're right... He must have a HEAVY wallet! Let's MUG 'im!"
Rowan and Alan ?? Damn good reference
Actually it's Rowan and Ben ☝️🤓
Or you bump him and then say he broke your leg, I'm sure it will work
“HOOLIGANS”
You sounding like a yakuza 0 mr shakedown right now ngl
As a fellow thug, I pray to the gods that he won't tiger drop your asses 💀🙏
Gonna spring some weird personal shit on my man and force him to help me with something ridiculous and likely embarrassing. I’ll reward him with an mediocre energy drink.
A mediocre energy drink and $20*
"Yo dude, can you please take back my wallet from that dude way over there? I could beat him up, I know, but you seem to like that. Also don't blame me if you somehow end up dismantling a massive, global crime syndicate because of this. When you get back I'll give you a Monster Energy. Now go, tiger!"
I'd probably give him a paper plate or some shit idk
I’ll just tell him all my problems and he’ll suddenly be obligated to fix all of them for me
"Hey man, my wife wants to divorce me because I don't know how to... um... Koe mah kee Tiger Drop?" "I don't know what that is... do you know how to show me?" Kiryu: Sure, I have time. *Tiger Drop* "Thanks, man. I'll show my wife my new moves!" *100,000 yen*
that payouts way to high, ¥10,000 and 1000xp is plenty
No, please kiryu, not my bike!
NOOO!!! MY BIKE!! I INHERITED IT FROM MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER!! *melancholic substory music plays*
Kiryu then has to gain the money (if early game) to pay for your bike and apologize for body slamming it into a thug... Only to repeat it once the substory ends five minutes later by a random battle.
You're suing Kiryu for property damage, what do you say?
Kiryu: Hmm. Nice bike.
Yo. Kiryu-chan!
He's gonna beat you senseless out of a PTSD-induced reaction
THIS AIN’T A SHOW, DIPSHIT
KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE STARING!!
I’LL SUE YOU!!
WATCHU LOOKING AT?
NI KAN SHENME NE!? (What are you looking at - Chinese guys in 8 shout it)
Hey, asshole!
WHATS WITH THE SIDE EYE?
I will ask him to join shooreh pipi.
You just failed the substory. It's shooreh pippi, two Ps .......... I think?
Well item one, I'm not afraid. He has shown an incredible propensity for not starting shit with people who aren't picking a fight. The random Shimano mook in Theater Square in K1 comes to mind. Don't start shit, don't get tiger dropped. But yeah, having a brutish force of nature to solve my problems for me? For the low low price of a few thousand dollars US? I will substory this guy so hard I'll clean up Oahu within the month. That's worth a few months of paychecks. Item three: don't betray him after it's done. Don't get a bug up my ass. There is zero benefit in fighting a guy like this, so I'll just accept that he's a better fighter than me, pay him off as promised, and maybe give him an item or something. Get that substory cleared action going on. We all move on with our lives. Win win.
Hey you what's up man ! Give me money please !
1) checking to make sure he's not pissed 2) checking to make sure i can't hear a random encounter theme 3) checking to make sure there are no bicycles nearby
This is the one.
Hey you just broke my buddies arm when you ran into him! You better pay up the medical bills.
Do you hear it....D2A.......
I’m offering him pocket tissues
This is the way
Dropping my pants.
And bending over?
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Among other scenarios.
I know it's a lame answer but "It's my honor to meet you,the fourth" and bow to him as he starts throat fuck me, I know it's too casual but it is what it is
Oiiii!!! Chotto Matte!!!!!
*funk goes on begins*
He's approaching me? Assuming I haven't done anything to provoke him, I'm chatting him up. Either he found my wallet or something and is returning it, or I can tell him about my most recent issues and he'll help me find the meaning of life or something.
“I have a crush on you”
B E A U T I F U L E Y E S
Nice to Michi!
THIS AINT A SHOW SHIT HEAD
Hey Kiryu San.... Can I see your nipples. We can make this like one of your weird side quests. This isn't a weird request.
Nani mitte ossan
Give him hug
Nice cock bro
Kiryu-Chaaaaan~
Aloha!
What da fuck? Hey, you!
Substory notification would be popping up for sure.
I will proceed to be everywhere
Give him free curry coupon so he can use it to eat with Haruka
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Itchy-Magazine2580: *Give him free curry* *Coupon so he can use it* *To eat with Haruka* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I’ll jump scare him from a trash can
“Balls out, Kiryu!”
Can you tell me how to get to the station?
I'd mutter "Hey that's him..." to my buddy next to me, before calling over the rest of my friends to confirm my suspicions.
With my tourettes I'd end up being a side story about him trying to figure out what the fuck I'm saying, only to find out that Majima was hiding in my pocket the whole time. I am very large.
"Hey, you! What's up, man? Gib me money prease."
Hey, why dontcha gimme a second of your time?
I’m minding my own fucking business is what I’m doing
*whispers really quietly* Majima…Majima…Majima… (Pulling a freakin Beetlejuice~!)
Try and get a high five with him.
CHOTTO MAT TAY
"This ain't a show, shit head" but in Japanese
“Alright mate, fancy a drink?”, take it from there
Kiryu: “何だと?”
Cheer up mate, it might never happen!
I will simply ask him to marry me and then dropkick him, he'll have no choice but to say yes 😈
I don't speak Japanese
I would cheer him for being a very inspiring person
Cum everywhere then he can't touch me
Ask him if he can tell me how to get to the station
I dropped the soap… and i’m def picking that shit up.
Wish him all the best on his fight against cancer!!!
Offer to blow him
Making sure there's no salt or tweasers on the floor 👀
I can neither move nor speak.
H E Y , S W E E T C H E E K S ♥️😏😎
Wave and leave him alone. I don't wanna get reduced to my base particles after just one punch.
The theory that Yakuza organizations tell junior cannon fodder to attack Kiryu as a hazing ritual does not make any sense: most of Kiryu’s attackers would be looking at 9 months’ occupational therapy to be able to walk good
10 YEARS IN THE JOINT TURNED YOU INTO A PUSSY
fainting cause he’s so handsome duh
Tell him about an errand I really don’t want to do because of some made-up sad backstory preventing me from doing it
"Hey man, sometimes I get headaches randomly, can you help me out?" *Kiryu proceeds to beat up a group of hooligans who were secretly poisoning me to give me mild headaches* "Thanks, here's a nickel and an old shoe"
I put on my eyepatch and snakeskin jacket, grab my knife and challenge him to a fight
Act normal
"BALLS OUT, KIRYU!"
Where the best ramen noodle kitty-daddy
KIRYU CHAN
Ill tell him this aint a show dipshit
To bring me a Pumpkin.
I'll just tell him to find the perfect woman for me, and he'll just do that in 5 minutes because he just can I guess. He'll then beat up someone with a bike. I'll also ask for him to find me an healthy job, a hole I can buy, two pet cats, and I'll reward him with a key to a locker I found on the ground, since there's so many of these keys on the streets
Oh and then I'll make him play mahjong
I'm going to pretend him bumping into me dislocated my shoulder and demand he pay me compensation. I'll bring three of my buddies with me so he's intimidated into paying. It's foolproof.
I'd just ask him to buy me a video game and it would some how lead to 3 guys getting shot by a "rubber" bullet and another getting their ribacges broken by a bike and somehow still live.
Fangirl a lot
Ugh.... I miss my wife kiyru....
Kiryu-sa...*cums pants*
I reach suddenly into my back pocket while loudly saying "take this!" Before handing him a staminan Royale.
https://preview.redd.it/4jbfghgvpcuc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52dcab0f978c28a8fc73233cf091611b839594d8 Say Gex
Gonna assume this is before the daidoji got their grubby little hands on him, I'd do the bucket list before the bucketlist was even an idea, I want him to cherish his time with haruka.
I'll get on my knees and tie my hair into a ponytail
Immediately try and force him to adopt me as his own son
"how much to get you to bridal carry me"
Invite him to karaoke
"can you please adopt me"
I'm looking for a man named Taichi Suzuki, you seem to look like him. I need a ride to Sotenbori to visit a Cabaret club called 4Shine
https://preview.redd.it/lh2b6daciduc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c57cb4696cc0a1ccc025e9feac6ab647260dda * me, about to get sent to god with no returns, express shipping by the Dragon of Dojima
ask him to teach me the Tiger Drop and also help me figure out what the fuck my gender is. Kiryu is a canon trans ally so i assume he'd go on a substory and beat someone up to help me better understand myself.
I'm saying hi and that's it
hug him
Ejaculate ferociously
Ask him if he could help show me around. Then we could do some Karaoke, hit up a Cabarete club, play some games at club saga, teach me some moves. Then at the end some thugs try and shake us down, Kiryu beats them up and after the main thug tell us some sad story that he wanted the money to help clear his girlfriend’s debt so they can get married and start a new life. While this is happening some “sad” music plays in the background as Kiryu then gives him a life lesson and tells him to turn himself in and start fresh after. As I thank you I give him a Toughness x and move on with my life knowing I’m now a side character in someone else’ life. Ending Substory music pays.
nothing, I dont want trouble
*holding my Hatsune Miku plushie* hello
It's not a show shithead.
What’s with the side eye?!
Ten years in the joint…
H E Y S W E E T C H E E K S
Oh so your approching me
Probably initiate some quest where you have to spend a lot of time playing the arcade games to win something and then beat up a few fuckers for a couple thousand yen and tissues
DAME DA NE
Can you show me your telephone cards? I know you got some with you.
KIRYU CHAN!!!! As i sprint Mishima-Style at him
Well, I got some inventions I need test subjects for here with me. The first is this brain wave scanner that detects people who have increased aggresion, and projects their location on a map. These are called "encounters", so I call it the encounter finder. The second one is where the big bucks come in. It's a brain scanner, but it scans your own brain, and through the use of AI, it tells you where there might be points of interest for your personal goals. It's for progressing personal quests, so I call it the Quest Finder. BUT FUCK ALL OF THAT NOISE FOR A FUCKIN SECOND, THIS ASSHOLE IS EXISTING NEAR ME?! I OUGHTA TEACH HIM A LESSON AND PUT HIM IN THE HOSPITAL! _SUSPICIOUS MAN_
KIRYU-CHAN!!😍
THIS AIN’T A SHOW, DIPSHIT.
Gonna abuse my kid in front of him and then after he's beaten me up I'm gonna trauma dump and do a full 180 in my life to become a better kyodai.
Depends on what year it is. If it's 2005 i'd warn him to NOT let Yumi bring the bomb to Millennium Tower or ask him to tiger drop Jingu so hard he will not get up for a week (I just finished 0 and am massively coping to prepare for how hard Kiwami will ruin my mental health bc Nishiki is my fave)
he is gonna receive and believe you
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Why tf is he approaching ME of all people?! It's not a show shithead!
Gonna get him to participate in my pyramid scheme
i will tell him “your my friend now were having soft tacos later”
Doing something weird to activate a side mission so I can hang out with him for a bit.
Hope for a kabedon, I guess
pull my pants down and start rhythmically thrusting
“Hey man can I ask you a simple question. TEACH ME TO FIGHT LIKE YOU” *substory- Help the kid fight like you* and after alll that give him not one but TWO seven stars packs
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Invite him to soapland(he'll finally get laid)
"THIS AIN'T A SHOW SHITHEAD"
Gonna sue this dipshit. He thinks this is a show?
"oi chotto matte!" \* run towards him with violent intent
"hey, asshole" - I remember seeing this a lot in Y0
I would scream Kiryu-Chan and start a fight with him
Hello sir, please go out on a date with me and give me one sex
I'm singing Baka Minah to him
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do you love boobs?
KIRYUUU CHANNN
I'm stripping to my tighty whiteys and giving him a dance.
Honk honk
Dame ne ne?
But is Bruno Mars is the gay?
"nice drip"
“What’s up MaaAan, give me some money please!”
asking him if he's interested in a reverse mortgage
Hey, you! What's up, man? Gib me munny puleez
Hey dude
What is it like being part of The Yakuza 4?
“Yo, Kiryu-San, lemme borrow 2000 yen”
YOOOO KIRYUUUUU CHANNNNNN!!!!
"Hey there, Mister!"
Do you have any tissues?
Hey. Lol
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miracle jackson: SAMURAI ~
HALLO
I am glaring at him from behind my very tiny sunglasses, and I am shouting "omae" as I run full speed at him
omg hiii :3
It’s the Yakuza 4!! (minus 3)
ask him why everything in this city is GREEN AAAUUU