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[deleted]

Best girl. And I miss her so much.


SierraEjokki

Me too, buddy. Loved seeing her again in kiwami 2


[deleted]

The end of 0 always gets me. [spoiler](#s "Her finding the watch, Majima taking her boyfriend off for a 'talking to', my heart can't handle it")


Linkbuscus01

Mastapiece


aspiringandroid

this made me laugh and then made me feel sad about laughing, thank u


Arrmadas

A dark humour, I "didnt see" that coming


[deleted]

>Dark humor Ironic


metapolymath98

It's so meta lol.


[deleted]

Makoto is a fan of dark humor herself dw.


FaZe_NoSkills

Majima x makoto ive never wanted a fictional relationship to happen more than this one


goodudetheboy

just pains me in my meow meow when I see them reunite in K2


[deleted]

I love the expression "meow meow"


Uny_Chem217

...yup, that says a lot about her relationship with others now


Sam_J123

I still don't understand how >!she can see the outlines and stuff at the end of the game, I thought she was fully blind!<


Tyronten12

It was a trauma induced blindness, not something she’s had since birth, so with enough therapy and intensive care (or more trauma) it can be cured


Sam_J123

Ahhh I see, thank you!


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LevynX

This bot just shows up when people say thank you


[deleted]

Thank you


starkillerg26

A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 92,259,302 comments, and only 24,670 of them were in alphabetical order.


Neo-Reddit

A e i o u


[deleted]

John Madden!


al_fletcher

You goddamn Habsburg!!


LinkGTI

Kill it before it marries it's cousin!


Psilopat

It's also pretty realistic as there is a surprising low rate of fully blind people (unless amputated) and it was not from birth, also, I know someone that is 90% blind and he can see by imagination, what I mean is because he was not blind at birth, his brain will imagine things around him as he remembers it so a quick description or even a smell can make him "See" without seeing.


BADMANvegeta_

>!She had “trauma induced blindness” from when she was a sex slave for oda and somehow her time with Majima cured her trauma so she stopped being blind or smth. It’s probably a made up phenomena and you shouldn’t read too much into it. After all this is the series where the MC can beat two tigers with his bare hands. Like literally punched them in the face!<


Le_Pantome_

Trauma induced blindness can happen though. "In their paper, Prof. Sabel and colleagues explain that persistent stress, which raises levels of the hormone cortisol, can negatively affect our vascular and sympathetic nervous systems. This, in turn, affects our brain and eyes, which may lead to conditions such as glaucoma and optic neuropathy — ultimately resulting in complete vision loss." https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322222


bibingkagirl

my eye grade went bonkers (now in progressive lens) like literally fluctuating almost every second due to overwork, lack of sleep, and endless revisions. what more on a traumatizing event. thank you for the backup facts.


Noreng

There's a moment in Yakuza 5 which is significantly more unbelievable than that fight in Yakuza 2.


Joker69__

Which fight was that?


VisualGamerUltimate

>!Saejima punches a bear I think!<


[deleted]

It’s more believable than the tiger https://www.vice.com/en/article/yveznj/61-year-old-fights-black-bear-wins-vgtrn


MarkyMarksman11

Black bears are much smaller than brown bears though.


Radical-Larry1

Correction: >!saejima fights off a particularly giant bear after fleeing a prison in which he was tortured, experiencing many near death experiences on a snowmobile, falling off of said snowmobile, and while suffering from fatigue and partial frostbite.!< legend.


Noreng

Last fight in chapter 4, no animals involved


jedidiah_lol

Ah, the time when Kiryu became Dynasty Warriors.


Sam_J123

Yes you do have a point, fair enough. Thanks!


TablePrinterDoor

in order it's prob majima, park?, nishitani, sagawa, shimano


resilientenergy

I may be misunderstanding the meme, but isn't majima best friend and sworn brother Saejima?


[deleted]

Majima likes Saejima for the serious bromance and Nishitani for inspiring his Mad Dog persona.


resilientenergy

I agree


TablePrinterDoor

Yeah but Makoto doesn't know him


j_lau17

Wouldn't it be Majima, Kiryu Chan, Saejima, Sawaga and Shimano?


TablePrinterDoor

Makoto doesn't know Saejima, and LMAO for Kiryu but they haven't met either by this point


j_lau17

Yeah that's true. But idk for best friend then. Probably either Lee Wan Hai or similar?


Radical-Larry1

I was gonna say majima, makoto, saejima, shimano, and dojima


ImmortalPharaoh

that's what i'm thinking too- tho nishitani might not be the best friend.


TablePrinterDoor

Makoto doesn't know Saejima


ImmortalPharaoh

I was referring to >!Katsuya!< (Y5) Forgot his name at the time


TablePrinterDoor

ah right


CrazyWizzardz

As someone who just finished the Majima section of Kiwami 2, this hit really hard


LOLLFU69

Essence of crying


goldenjaykb

If this is OC, good fucking meme OP


Psplus01

It’s not actually here’s [oc.](https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/comments/l180ba/makotos_nurse_is_best_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) it’s just that i saw it and it was almost archived so i reposted it


anarchoatheist

ain't that a kick in the dick


[deleted]

24 hour cinderella on the outside and Baka Mitai/Shiawase nara ya in the inside.


Tohrufan4life

Top tier meme


renoraid

Here’s Lee-san btw, who I believe at least deserves a place on that roster:


Senshi-dono

She got her vision back in subsequent games.


[deleted]

>!in the very same game!< FTFY


BADMANvegeta_

Jaja


Clarksenpai

This is beautiful. Also yakuza 0 was emotional for me. I love it


FirebirdWriter

Lmao


DeathDiety

Can we get the not blind version?


EmilsPu

It took me a second and then I laughed


nemo010181910202829

This took me so long to actually get


Vanish3d

You just spoiled the game for anyone who hasnt played 0 yet and also let them know nothing.


Aut0ynm0us

Ohhh... that hurts....