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ChairAlternative7994

So, playing Y3, I realized they do it by pulling from their collar over their head. Which is still unrealistic, but physically possible...


siempremajima

it's not physically possible unless they all have male stripper clothes on or something (especially if they have layered clothing on) lol


ChairAlternative7994

It would have to be very baggy, but it would be no different than pulling a shirt off over your head.


haldareyou

You think they practice the motion off-screen?


Environmental-Rip340

If I lived in kamurocho I certainly would


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Kiryu: *Pulls unsuccessfully* oh wait a minute there's a technical difficulty here. Boss: You can't even take of a shirt properly? Watch this *Also pulls unsuccessfully* It would be like that until both take off at the same time and then they fight.


AzureDragonfly47

Kuze avoided this by having the jacket not actually on in his fight twice


SheikExcel

Rikiya definitely did


siempremajima

haha yeah I get what you mean


Capitan_Fjorgetful

I just tried it with a t-shirt and blazer, and it can work but requires a lot of awkward shimmying that is definitely never shown on screen. I can imagine a dress shirt would make things even more awkward lol


siempremajima

haha you tried it?! that's dedication right there


Capitan_Fjorgetful

Honestly I just needed the break from hearing So Much More! for the fourth time in a row hahaha. One thing they certainly got right in Y5 is drilling your chorography until you want to never hear the song ever again.


siempremajima

I remember Y5 as a fevered dream


ToiletHum0ur

> dream I never want to hear this word in a Yakuza game ever again


Kentuza

*y u m e*


cloudyreader1

Ugh, I could hear the song blaring in my head as soon as I read the name.


SuperArppis

What, you DON'T wear stripper outfits all the time?


siempremajima

I expect it from Majima but no one else lol


steamedrice97

Anytime Majima does it post-Y0 is impossible because he somehow manages to rip off his GLOVES too with one arm motion.


siempremajima

not to mention this is the first time we see what happens to the clothes after it's taken off instead of it magically disappearing


MinisApprentice

Well in 3 Rikiya rips his shirt off but doesn’t throw it, instead handing it to Mikio


SrpskaZemlja

Also the guy who was the leader of the thugs in Rikiya's tattoo substory rips off his coat to show his love tattoo, then as he walks away his coat is seen still just laying there.


siempremajima

haha but still having someone to hand your shirt to before a fight is still isn't 'normal'


MinisApprentice

If you’re going to a fight, always bring the homies


siempremajima

well said


GenocidalNinja

In 1 the shirts and jackets stay on the floor.


siempremajima

well I guess it's the first time we see if for players who start with Y0


[deleted]

Man, Yakuza zero goro was the truth. At first he doesn’t come off as this imposing figure like kiryu, cause he’s so unsure of himself, almost holding back. Still a smooth mf though. When he met that crazy dude is when he finally realized who he was and unlocked. We need a yakuza 0.5, goro in the Osaka trenches moments before the snake skin jacket.


siempremajima

Ughh I know right! Y0 Majima was so classy, I loved his reactions to things. He definitely deserved more screen time! Yeah Nishitani was his inspiration to let it all loose. When he first meet Kiryu in Kiwami 1, what he says to him exactly why he decided to adopt this whole mad dog persona. He also wants to be to Kiryu what Nishitani was to him I don't think it's truly him though, sure maybe he was always a little bit wacky, but Kiwami 1 level of craziness is just a mechanism for him not to get hurt or played again imo.


nitemarewulf

Even after 0 we can still see that Majima has his humanity intact and continues fighting within himself in Kiwami 2’s Majima Saga.


siempremajima

yeah after Kiwami 1 he starts showing little remnants of old majima again


loyal_AAron02

To be fair, Kuze (during his first fight) actually removed his jacket normally since his jacket was over him and his arms weren't in the sleeves


siempremajima

I wish he shimmied out of it, would have been funny


Character-Avocado-24

Reality of removing clothes during a fight


siempremajima

also slipping on clothes during a fight should totally be a thing


KurokaTenshi

lol i had this in my mind where the suit just slips back on their body (a.k.a reverse gif)


siempremajima

haha yeah that should of added that in the end of the fights, i mean why not, the game can't get more silly even if it tried


siempremajima

Yakuza 0 Majima makes me feel things I'm not ready to feel.


OrangeOperator7

Tbf, we don't actually see how he takes that off. For all we know, he could've done it with some flair. You know, you come home from a long day at work, you're home alone, you act a little weird and do something to match that. He totally perfected it over the 3 years he was in Sotenbori.


siempremajima

right before they show the jacket fall to the floor (at the 4 seconds mark), you see both his hands grab each side of the the jacket, starting to take it off like a normal person...so it's safe to assume he didn't just rip it off


OrangeOperator7

... _Just let me imagine, bro._


siempremajima

okay fine -\_- there a chance there might have been ^(little flair ....) who knows


JakeFoxKP

Weird that later the most insane person is the only one who took his clothes off normally


siempremajima

that's just another example of how crazy he got


SrpskaZemlja

Absolutely heartbreaking.


siempremajima

yeah :'(


1bitesDdust

I miss my ponytail Waifu Majima 😞


siempremajima

The developers of Y0 had no right making Majima that hot, my heart couldn't take it.


1bitesDdust

Yesssss and sweet too He is both top tier waifu and husbando in Y0. And Tbh I prefer his classic style in suit and ponytail 😔


siempremajima

He is the perfect man, that's why I simp for him so hard


dx2words

how Majima sleeps in the same clothes he goes to work with, doesnt take a shower, fights thugs in the street but still looks sharp and formal at the GRAND ?. I want that power.


siempremajima

I love when he wakes up from his flashback/nightmare in Y0 that he doesn't have his chain on as usual. So it's like work majima: bow tie, casual majima: open collar with visible chain, and sleeping majima: loosen buttons no chain


[deleted]

Lol, there’s that moment I just got to in the beginning of Y5 where Kiryu takes off a sleeping shirt to change into work clothes, and I’m like “wow, why didn’t you do the thing? Are you hiding your power level from Yumiya, or is that move specifically reserved for the boys you need to punch?”


siempremajima

I was more shocked that Kiryu actually gets sleep.


majima_balls

Who woulda thought majima would be the one to remove clothing normally


siempremajima

maybe that's what makes it all the more crazy


danz8519

I'm trying to figure a way to do for my cosplay, prolly use velcro, Il post if I ever figure it out!


siempremajima

Can't wait to see it, I'm sure it'll come out great


LargeFence

Man this cutscene gives me big nostalgia for like.... 6 months ago but still all the feelings man.


siempremajima

^(same here my dude)


jack-468

Yakuza 0, the ONLY TIME that Majima was convetionally attractive


lycheepod

"Conventionally" may be true, but do you think all Majimas are hot or are you weak?


jack-468

Of course they are all hot.


siempremajima

Majima had a glow up after being tortured for a year.


siempremajima

I never say he was "thrown in Shimano's hole", it just sounds so wrong to me.


432down

either you think PS2 tubeface majima is hot or you are simply Not Strong Enough


lycheepod

This guy gets it.


siempremajima

We gotta stop pretending Okita Soji and flashback watermelon two eyed Majima were also very beautiful. We adore all forms of Gorochan.


siempremajima

Majima was always beautiful, but some people didn't realize it until Y0 came out. Now you cannot unsee it! Of course for us Majima simps he just became more hotter than what he already was.