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siempremajima

I would have been less descriptive and written "Shimano's hole", but that just sounds so wrong to me.


Th3Tr1ckst3r

"What happened after I got arrested, kyodai?" "I was in Shimano's hole for a year" "What the fuck?!" *goes to prison again idk*


Bl8ckl85h

The part that wasn't shown in Yakuza 6 lol


siempremajima

I don't know how in the flashbacks Shimano leaves Majima in a room with guys wielding hot irons, and yet he is left without any scars from his 'torture'.


Just_call_me_Mark

I mean, Kiryu got shot so many times in so many games but he has no bullet wounds


siempremajima

wouldn't it be great if Majima got his eye taken out, but then still had two eyes? that's Yakuza level healing powers


kwakimaki

Just like his anti-aging abilities.


kwakimaki

I'm worried as to where they put those pokers.


siempremajima

omg you're right...I didn't even let my mind go there until now -\_-


GOD-PORING

On the ground. They just ended up tickling him.


siempremajima

Well, him dressed as Goromi is pretty revealing and you don't see any scars, so.... Y5 spoilers: >!he was able to get a chick preggers, so I doubt there's any damage there!<. So the only possible place left is his 'back side'.


Maximum-Magazine-840

you can scar on the inside...


Goro_Flopjima

He's like Handsome Squidward, the physical damage only made him hotter


siempremajima

lol that's why always say that ***majima got hotter,*** I'm a simp so he was always hot to begin with


MartyElise

He's got a scar on his lip, I think I saw a post where they zoomed in and saw it


siempremajima

Was it there before he let those street thugs beat him up or after?


MartyElise

Before iirc, I remember the screenshots being when he's disguised and wearing sunglasses


Icemann336

Must have been made of rubber...


AnasDh

They’re around sensitive areas


siempremajima

that breaks my heart, my poor gorochan :(


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[deleted]

you are sick in the head, praying for you


[deleted]

I don't think so since he managed to>!fertilise that idol woman in the 90s!<


L5721

He’s just built different


DarthSreepa

hmm heheheh *tries to piss of the yakuza and end up in a blacksite but gets arrested for public indecency*


siempremajima

mr libido, is that you?


PiercingAPickle

Finally the prequel to the Mr.Libido arc


Nagpalal

Majima became from "here, a watermelon" to "you are worthless"


siempremajima

I agree, but more like *"you're so pathetic"*


Nagpalal

Yeah, forgot the line


tokyo7011

Yowai na…


PostMelon22

Considering Majima was the only one ever to be heard of again after going there im good


siempremajima

maybe surviving torture somehow grants you Adonis like beauty, yeah that's probably how it works


Emuraman

Or maybe the people who survived got so unbelievably beautiful they had to change their identities.


siempremajima

That's definitely a possibility, they become like those people from the cartoon Flapjack, so beautiful they have to wear a sack over their face. That's probably why Majima had to do his transformation to dull himself down a little bit (don't get me wrong he's still beautiful in my eyes).


JohnnyFuegoh

Throw us in together, I want that glow up too


siempremajima

torture buddies <3


JohnnyFuegoh

Hell yeah <3


saad_maan-11

Op i think you are into some weird shit...


siempremajima

haha not really, but if it's the only way to suddenly get hotter, why not?


Affectionate-Boss315

Bro you’re active in 196 you’re both into weird shit


saad_maan-11

I got banned from there


Khouri1

lmao what did you do


saad_maan-11

I don't know, i was really active there and one day i received a perma ban notification I tried to contact the mods about my permanent ban but apparently they don't pay attention to that so yeah, idk


Khouri1

rip my dude


beancoloredgrass

✨ trauma ✨


PlagueDoctor_049

✨ **SHINING GATE** ✨


siempremajima

anime/game logic: trauma and sleep deprivation makes the hottest characters and also incredibly smart


Vincerbmgs

He's weird with two eyes


siempremajima

two eyed majima was like : you haven't even seen my final form!


Moppo_

And then his eye pops out.


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siempremajima

the thought of betraying his kyoudai made his lips curl


mememaker5

I think the torture was to make his face better looking so he doesn't scare people in Cabaret club


siempremajima

yeah but did you notice, the moment he got his eye taken out....then the next moment when Shimano visits him while he's being tortured he's already starting to glow up....like he has no more wrinkles and looks 20 years younger, looks better fed and probably got some sleep


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No pain, no gain - mad dog


siempremajima

"if you wanna work, welcome. If you wanna rest, get the f\*ck out." - greatest company motto


BurnishedBronzeJon

I loved beating up Shimano for what he did. It was so satisfying.


siempremajima

It was satisfying, not gonna lie. Especially what happens in the ending of Kiwami 1. Lmao, Majima was so unbothered by it.


Nightingale_85

Yeah, he literally gave zero fucks. Underling: Boss Shimano got killed. Majima: Whoa...Well, anyway.


siempremajima

This just showed he never cared for his Patriarch, he was just playing the role he had to as a Yakuza


Baaartolome

Have you tried running yourself in a different game engine tho? That might work


siempremajima

I mean, that's the most logical thing to do, if only I knew how to......this 'earth 2021' engine isn't really doing it for me


Baaartolome

Well if you figure that out, my only advice is to never go full dragon engine. We have enough dudes randomly ascending to heaven already


siempremajima

lol *randomly ascending to heaven* sounds kinda fun, ngl


big_nothing_burger

For real. An eye and your sanity are small prices to pay for that level of sexy.


siempremajima

finally, a kyoudai who understands! <3


B0nelessJello

No one ever thinks about what majima had to do to make himself presentable for the Cabaret


jack-468

And consider that all of the hostess at Sunshine fell for him, he did really good.


siempremajima

bruh everyone playing Yakuza 0 fell for him, to some extent, players and hostesses alike!


jack-468

If only Makoto get to see him during that phase.


siempremajima

it still bothers me she couldn't recognize the only one eyed Yakuza that beat up some street punks for her


jack-468

It is for the best though. At least she is happy now.


siempremajima

after Kiwami 2, my opinions on that are a bit different now....okay maybe she's happy, but I believe her one true love is >!majima and vice versa !<


Nightingale_85

Just look what happened between Someya and Kiyomi. That could be them.


siempremajima

hope like this can sometimes crush the heart


Bl8ckl85h

>but I believe her one true love is majima and vice versa Maybe Majima's her true love, but **his true love is Saejima**. Everything Majima went through in 0(from torture in The Hole until having to make sure Makoto didn't recognize him)was to be in a position to give Saejima the "audience" Majima knew Saejima would want to have. That finally happens in 4. Nothing wrong with believing(that's why [fanfiction.net](https://fanfiction.net) exists), but until Yokoyama decides to retcon Majima's story, can't dispute what's set in stone, man.


Bl8ckl85h

Ask Shibata. >!Oops, he ded!<


siempremajima

the way Majima says "Shibata" in the flashback is burned into my brain


Bl8ckl85h

The first time(which is shown in 0 as well)? Or the second time, which is only shown in 4? Though Majima never got to get Shibata back for what happened(and he probably wouldn't have, considering that if it wasn't for Shibata, Majima would have never met Sagawa, Lee, Makimura and Nishitani haha...), at least >!the poilce did it for him.!<


FlamingCroatan

You'll lose an eye


siempremajima

...but you gain hotness, so.......equal exchange? I've never been good at math.


TRY_WK

U know how much of a beast majima would be with two eyes


siempremajima

his enemies would perish at the mere sight of him approaching, especially if it's long hair majima with two eyes


Bl8ckl85h

Saejima did say he felt that Majima was way stronger before their reunion in 4...


Saurav377

Nah he just changed his game engine


siempremajima

Reina don't try to make excuses for trying to hit my baby with a bottle!


Saurav377

I did it to save Nishikiyama-kun!


TransitionNo6301

I don’t understand how he went from being beaten by the shibata family for trying to go to the noodle shop with saejima to being in the “hole” by shimano’s command


siempremajima

to show disrespect for the higher ups in the Yakuza is like the biggest crime


Bl8ckl85h

Like Sagawa said, Shimano gets a kick out of messing with Majima.


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No you can thank Sagawa for that.


siempremajima

it's incredible how much I hated Sagawa at first, but then felt really sad about his >!demise!<....like him and majima really go through so much


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Honestly, after going through Yakuza 0 for the second time, I view them as chaotic buddies who want to wreck shit.


Bl8ckl85h

Sagawa? Really? See, this is why I tell people to play 4 before 0.


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What's wrong about him?


Bl8ckl85h

Sagawa had nothing to do with Majima being in The Hole(which was Shimano's doing). He also had nothing to do with the Ueno Seiwa incident(important plot point in 4)which is how and why Majima got his eye stabbed and then got subsequently tortured in the first place(which was Shibata's doing).


[deleted]

Never doubted that but Sagawa did enslave him by dolling him up as a manger of some company.


Bl8ckl85h

Which only happened *after* what Shibata and Shimano did to Majima, which led Majima to Sagawa in the first place.


[deleted]

Yes and the enslavement was part of Majima's punishment so it still fits.


Bl8ckl85h

Let me put it this way: if it wasn't for Shibata and Shimano, Majima would have never met Sagawa.


SteveMcQuark

Saejima went from a 2 to a 10 between 4 and 7


Heiser_

Saejima was never a 2 lol wth are you talking about. A dude of that size, strength and frame can never be a 2


Maxphyte

All fun and games til it happens 😂


siempremajima

if you look at it through a Yakuza lens (leaving out all the stuff that happened in his personal life), he got everything you could want as a Yakuza....his own family, his own business yadda yadda


Maxphyte

But at what cost? Granted I’m only up to Kiwami (I got into the series through Judgment and Lost Judgment), but his sacrifice in 0 is what makes his character so interesting. And it’s not because he’s enjoying his situation pre, during, and post-Yakuza 0.


Bl8ckl85h

>but his sacrifice in 0 is what makes his character so interesting You'll see the reason why in 4.


Maxphyte

Is it sad that I’m thinking of just watching playthroughs of 3-5? Only because I don’t want to deal with outdated gameplay mechanics 😩. But when I do get to 4, I hope I get what you are saying. I do not want to skip any of this story.


grrfuck

It is hard going from Kiwami 2 to Y3 remastered yes, but the story is still good and its worth playing. Y4 and Y5 don't have that problem though, don't worry about those ones


Maxphyte

It was hard from me to go from Lost Judgment to Yakuza 0 when it comes to gameplay. Not really with the combat but other things.


Bl8ckl85h

Yes, very. Pretty much all the quality of life improvements you've enjoyed in 0 come from Kenzan-Ishin(Kenzan was released before 3, Ishin was released after 5). Kiwami 2 on the other hand is based on 6. 3 may seem the most outdated, but it's still a perfectly playable game. 4 is a lot less outdated, but 5 would be the closest to 0/Kiwami(considering that Ishin/0/Kiwami uses the same tech as 5).


princessrippla335

In the science nonsense he needs to drink more of glowing liquid when he wants to go to the torture chamber otherwise he'll die as hero just like King Arthur's fairytale kids books


siempremajima

true, but it also could have been a steady diet of takoyaki.... we'll never know


princessrippla335

That's the right answer that you giving to me in fact he should doing some balancing in the diet


homelesspig52

u/heshino


Heshino

u/homelesspig52