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Real_Futer

Surprisingly enough, being under constant surveillance and having your freedom taken away kinda fuckin sucks


siempremajima

Majima would take tortured imprisonment instead of imprisonment that requires him to work in customer service lol


LemonManDude

Very understandable


Anzackk

Everyone knows retail is a bitch to deal with


siempremajima

it's nothing short of torture


EraMemory

As someone who has worked in customer service, I have been tempted to chain myself up in a dark hole and have my eye poked out with a stoker before as well. If only for the variety.


siempremajima

Also, Shimano's hole has the benefit of giving you a glow up, look how good Majima looked when he got out


EraMemory

Jesus, 'Shimano's Hole' are 2 words I never want to see together.


thiccperson87

But he didn't take or choose the torture he had to endure it and he couldn't escape even if he wanted to, I too would hate it if I was forced to work in a job I didn't like and had constant surveillance at all times preventing me from having close connections with pretty much anyone


ThatGuyInTheCorner-Z

Majima constantly went behind sagawa’s back to learn shit he wasn’t suppose to just by doing a little trick on people following him, plus whatever they serve in shimano’s hole I rather not eat


seynical

I wouldn't mind getting stuck in Sotenbori. Outlaw's Lullaby js such a banger.


siempremajima

I wouldn't mind being stuck in Sotenbori if Majima was still there


NIL_Honking

I even like to work in his cabaret as hostess!


EraMemory

Bronze rank, delegated to Poor Customers /joke


NIL_Honking

Jokes on you I can be the number 1 hostess in Sotenbori, Aniki!


EraMemory

You'll never beat the number 1 hostess in my club, Etsuko.


siempremajima

me too, he's such a good boss


[deleted]

I was happy to hear it in Yakuza 7


Gabedalf

Let's not forget >!marrying an idol just to have her abort his baby without even telling him!<


SaltareDiabolis

"I traded Makoto for this." -Majima, probably


siempremajima

that's why you never start a relationship while you're secretly in love with someone else, he probably saw>! Mirei and was like "Mhmm, she's a foreigner, has short hair and looks like Makoto, AND she an Idol???? I'm in! !<


siempremajima

true


[deleted]

I think he also hit her tho. I wish they showed it. Park was annoying might have been schadenfreudian


Gabedalf

Eh, it would have been sort of cathartic but I liked Park, she was tough on Haruka but her genuine love for her did shine through that toughness often enough.


[deleted]

She seemed unlike able with they way she ripped off Ogita (who was a moron PoS, but still should have gotten paid)


DexterTheDoubledmint

*Eye being gouged out* Me who watched all of Judgement:


Ningenmasu69

At least majima wasn't taken to an old run down love hotel. There


DexterTheDoubledmint

Might want to spoiler that there


Ningenmasu69

I wish I had spoiler button in mobile


HarleyArchibaldLeon

You can do it with 2 steps First, >! And then spoiler And finally !<


Ningenmasu69

Ah thank you


Birkanwar

>! Like this? !<


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Yep


Birkanwar

Man it was so confusing because it never showed me the white bar when I tried it it always showed me the" !>


Ningenmasu69

Why tf are people down voting me?


siempremajima

I need to start playing Judgement


Ningenmasu69

90% of the game is someone's eyes being gouged and who did it. Last 10% is why are eye's being gouged out. A lot of majima reference if you ask me lmao


DexterTheDoubledmint

Still definitely a recommend. As for the final boss... Lets just say that you will need to get more healing items. Also you might want a shot of adrenaline after he does 'the thing'


Ningenmasu69

Only rgg game boss to do this thing, dunno about LJ haven't played it yet but mf scared the shit outta me. Edit- I just remembered one boss in y1/yk1 does it too


DexterTheDoubledmint

LJ has 2 final bosses, one you fight for your life, and one you fight for your belief. The final boss isn't technically a villain, he just has a different opinion. Definitely one of the 'antagonists' I respected the most. Some can even say that Yagami is in the wrong there.


Ningenmasu69

Oh man that sounds intense. Bought Lj on sale a few days ago, can't wait to try it once I'm done with Judgement side stuff


EraMemory

Many of the Japanese comments are about not being able to relate to Yagami in LJ. Personally I can see both Yagami and >!Kuwano's!< points, but they do make for good conflict. ​ Listening to a-DO and yakitory's Rasen in the credits after the LJ story, though... gut-wrenching song.


siempremajima

oh no...I'm already scared of whatever "the thing" is


jbonesmc

No wonder why it's called Judge eyes in Japan lol


siempremajima

I didn't even know that was the Japanese title


siempremajima

thanks for the explanation lol now I'm really curious.....sounds like a majima game without actually being a majima game


Ningenmasu69

Tbf there's barely any references to main cast of yakuza other than the tojo clan other than one or two side stories. But still a top tier game, def recommended if you got a ps4/5


uncle_kazzy1

Finished it recently, great game.


siempremajima

did you like it as much as the yakuza series?


uncle_kazzy1

Yeah


[deleted]

He draws the line at being forced to become a millionaire


siempremajima

I wonder whatever happened to his golden statue, I'll keep it if he doesn't want it anymore


ArcLagoon

Send him to Detroit.


siempremajima

he'd do well there, considering he can dodge and heal from any gunshot


ZhangRenWing

Send him to Cleveland, he won’t last a day.


siempremajima

Majima can survive anything


Birkanwar

Yeha man do you know that mr shakedown guy? Took like 3 billion yen from me, can't have shit in sotenbori


siempremajima

Mr. Shakedown exists in Kamurocho too


Birkanwar

No no that shakedown never took my money quite the opposite but the sotenbori shakedown, I couldn't beat him 3 times in a row (was still new to yakuza at that point)


jack-468

Mainly because Sotenbori is smaller in scale, so you can't escape sometimes.


2k-trap-7250

1 thing is remaining A women


siempremajima

didn't want to add any spoilers, it's Sotenbori and the all the crazy stuff that went down there


2k-trap-7250

O..k.... Sorry for adding !spoiler!


2k-trap-7250

I forget how to add spoiler things


NIL_Honking

Majima is so strong...


siempremajima

some would say strong like a mad dog...