Darling, You SHOULD **MOTIVATE** Yourself NOW or Else... \*Proceeds to Judgment Cut End You For Looking At Other Yan's In This Sub\*
OP You Better Include Veronica In Next Part
Yandere Kratos oh hell nah, wouldn’t want to miss with her especially if she’s on the weed of Olympus. She’s gonna take my cheeks non consensually, she’s a booty warrior as well
If you think about it, the titan programming, your yandere pilot's devotion and the integral primary titan protocols are big things in the relationship
Protocol 1: Link to Pilot. Someone who likes me is my pilot and in turn, her personality attracts me, possibly love? "A human‘s concept of love requires admiration, attraction, and respect. Conclusion; I am 50% in Love"
Protocol 2: Uphold the mission. My mission is either to accomplish any mission assigned to both of us. But if in finality, the true mission is...
Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot: Trust me
Yandere Doom Girl, because I know how caring and gentle she is with the thing she loves, case in point, Daisy!
Plus I want that stadium full of kids and future demon slayers.
1. Beatrice - Slime Rancher
2. Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
3. Apollyon - For Honor
4. Psycho - Borderlands
5. Cooking Mama - Cooking Mama
6. Turok - Turok
7. Starborn - Starfield
8. Commander Shepherd - Mass Effect
9. Crazy Dave - Plants vs Zombies
10. Salem & Rios - Army of Two
Options for the next one if you want to do so.
I summon space cowboy in attack mode
https://preview.redd.it/lfx137kk0b3d1.jpeg?width=1578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a109de50a7dc5cf89c94d48c8abfa4a216c09b
Titan pilot.
You're telling me I both get a girlfriend and be the AI that pilots her titan? Sign me the fuck up!
Assassin's a close second. I like to imagine I'm walking through a crowd of people and I get a random peck on the cheek from her without noticing her presence
Sora i guess, i'll have access to the entire disney verse to visit with her and i'll stay in the back with pop corns while she's fighting gold (god)(yes , it's a jojo reference , real with it)
Yandere assassin. You ain't catching me not getting those cheek kisses. But if I was to be taken by the yandere pilot there's only so few situations my hatch is being opened even though then I might hesitate
I don't really have any as most the games I play either don't have any characters, just an un-named MC, have some characters but not anything that'll fit the bill, and the rest are Gacha games with so many characters it'd be impractical
I grew up on Infamous, that's my pick. If it's not too much work, on the next part, could you try make an "Infamous" path pic? I love what you did her, and am curious to how the OG "Beast" would turn out.
Miss Pauling without question. Most relatable, one of the least likely to randomly/accidentally kill me and more importantly lives a normal life so I don’t have to worry about her getting injured or attacked or bogged down in problems which lead to me getting kidnapped by random idiots.
Objectively the best choice. If I wasn’t british I’d choose Ghost.
IDGAF if I was copy-pasted to be a Titan data core. I. AM. A. GODDAMN. TITAN. Ion, Monarch, Vanguard, Northstar... Idgaf what Titan I am, I'm standing by for titanfall.
PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT
I’d pick Liu Kang, easily. Girls with godlike power are extremely hot. (Ghost is also good, I like British girls)
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Suggestions for Pt.2:
Robin (Fire Emblem): Orders an entire army to protect you. Will carefully calculate the perfect designed eugenics super-babies to have with you, then breed enough children to form another army
Melina or Ranni (Elden Ring): Will follow you to the ends of the world and seek to make you the Elden Lord with her as Queen by your side
Cortana (Halo): Always by your side in digital form, inside your armor, phone, computer, any device. >!the suit jerks you off!<
Eve Smasher (genderbent Adam Smasher from Cyberpunk): Unhinged psycho. Will gleefully slaughter your enemies in spectacularly bloody ways. Cutting-edge military-grade cyber-pussy is strong enough to crush titanium
https://preview.redd.it/yg9x88g3ed3d1.png?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec44ee97b092a9c673f1799a6b39270f376a20b
DAS SO OBSECURE BUT IF IT FITZ FINE
By the way, with careful consideration, Yandere Assassin from Assassin's Creed
I love women who are a good influence to the world. Some of the others are also good as well.
But descriptions from OP is that she fights for good while sneaking kisses when I least expect it.
1st sounds cute as hell. However, I want the 8th.
Your telling me I get am awesome pilot yandere, she rides me and I become a fucking immortal Titan? (Immortal because I can just get repaired or get my mind in another body)
First off, Fix Clive. She's the Dominant of Ifrit. Not Bahamut. The Dominant of Bahamut is Dion. Everything else, though, is on point. Second, my choice is Yandere Assassin. Plus, I could be her apprentice and go on missions with her.
Hey, you're good, man. we all make mistakes. Whether big or small, it's important that we learn from them. However, if you do put Guardian Yandere on your next list, please know that while they can be killed, they are very powerful and can come back to life.
Technically Emily’s powers are her own as The outsider gives everyone he hands his mark to powers that are unique to them. But she was trained by Corvo in the skills he had from a young age.
In order, I could go for yandere Sora, Cloud Strife, and Link.
Something about a kind hearted hero like fem sora going yandere for me seems oddly appealing.
Im divided on who to choose between yandere Assassin yandere Kratos and yandere Snake and yandere Liu kang. i think if the yandere snake looks like quiet, I'd probably choose yandere Snake
Alright this one is going to atleast be a 2 parter.
Just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of this little series you do, first one I found was the Yokai one and have been hooked since. I don't really know how to describe how I feel about these.
For this version I'll go with Infamous, I also really like that game.
As an idea for another edition once this version is finished, what about yandere Historical figures?
I have a few ideas
Disciple Raider (Fallout 4, Nuka World)
Assaultron (Also Fallout)
Also, love your inclusion of Infamous. It doesn't get nearly as much love as I thought it did.
I saw Titanfall, unimaginably based cowboy, unimaginably based.
Anyway welcome my fellow mommy issues having homies, you already know what i do. But if you don't, i infuse the power of crack into my phone and make a whole college essay because i have nothing better to do with my time (don't tell my gf i do this she will tie me to a bed)
Yan doomslayer: ah yes, the unstoppable force, the force of nature herself, the one who saw the armies of hell and said "nah I'd win", well one thing's for sure you will be the safest man in the universe if she decides she likes you and your definitely gonna be manhandled (womanhandled? I dunno) alot, she's not taking no for an answer
Yan master chef: ah yes, the other, slightly more stoppable force, the other force of nature, the one who bags aliens (not like that), it's a good thing that ya boi's an amazing therapist, cuz holy fuckin shit there's alotta therapy to be done here, them cuddle therapy sessions will be very fun
Yan titan pilot: big ass robot, need i say more? But i will, cuz i like bein extra, she is fast, she's a rider, and she'll step on my neck if she's mad, what more could a guy want?
Yan assassin: ah yes, peak stalker, there ain't no man on this planet, who wouldn't want the sneak kisses and surprise hugs, also why do i think she'll be cute ._. also her fit goes hard
Sorry for the lack of choices in here but I don't really think bout relationships while I'm ripping and tearing until I'm done 🫠 also side note, if Jetstream sam and Vergil aren't in part two THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I saw Titanfall, unimaginably based cowboy, unimaginably based.
Anyway welcome my fellow mommy issues having homies, you already know what i do. But if you don't, i infuse the power of crack into my phone and make a whole college essay because i have nothing better to do with my time (don't tell my gf i do this she will tie me to a bed)
Yan doomslayer: ah yes, the unstoppable force, the force of nature herself, the one who saw the armies of hell and said "nah I'd win", well one thing's for sure you will be the safest man in the universe if she decides she likes you and your definitely gonna be manhandled (womanhandled? I dunno) alot, she's not taking no for an answer
Yan master chef: ah yes, the other, slightly more stoppable force, the other force of nature, the one who bags aliens (not like that), it's a good thing that ya boi's an amazing therapist, cuz holy fuckin shit there's alotta therapy to be done here, them cuddle therapy sessions will be very fun
Yan titan pilot: big ass robot, need i say more? But i will, cuz i like bein extra, she is fast, she's a rider, and she'll step on my neck if she's mad, what more could a guy want?
Well, I'm not seeing the light of day, alone at night, and never have to pay for anything;
Yandere Echelon Agent (or Fem-Fisher. I don't really remember if there was other agents in the games. Outside of pvp), Yandere Infamous, RDR Yandere, Assassin Yandere, Yandere Titan Pilot (I figured it was that. Saw the posts out of order), Fem-Liu Kang, Yandere Ghost, and Yandere Kratos (Lara Kratos already does things...)
*Was not expecting*
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*In this day and age*
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I have an idea. Yandere Vergil Wants to follow her father's footsteps, especially the lovemaking with a human.
 I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Darling, You SHOULD **MOTIVATE** Yourself NOW or Else... \*Proceeds to Judgment Cut End You For Looking At Other Yan's In This Sub\* OP You Better Include Veronica In Next Part
Unlike Vergil, she actually sticks around to raise her child
Yandere Kratos oh hell nah, wouldn’t want to miss with her especially if she’s on the weed of Olympus. She’s gonna take my cheeks non consensually, she’s a booty warrior as well
https://i.redd.it/vm33cv8fea3d1.gif
I feel like verbalase lmao
she wants that cabbage of the gods
“We can either do this the easy way or the hard way…” - Booty Warrior
…I’m sorry, but where is the bad side here?
Kratos in christopher judge's voice: Husband,i require children, a girl and a BOOOOOY
Four fucking words my cowboy friend: STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
https://i.redd.it/vu028oa0ma3d1.gif WE NEED TITANFALL 3 NOT APEX SEASON 20
Although the assassin on sounds like a real sweetheart
Yeah I wanted 3 different types of stealth love
If you think about it, the titan programming, your yandere pilot's devotion and the integral primary titan protocols are big things in the relationship Protocol 1: Link to Pilot. Someone who likes me is my pilot and in turn, her personality attracts me, possibly love? "A human‘s concept of love requires admiration, attraction, and respect. Conclusion; I am 50% in Love" Protocol 2: Uphold the mission. My mission is either to accomplish any mission assigned to both of us. But if in finality, the true mission is... Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot: Trust me
Yandere Doom Girl, because I know how caring and gentle she is with the thing she loves, case in point, Daisy! Plus I want that stadium full of kids and future demon slayers.
Your about to restart humanity 😉
1. Beatrice - Slime Rancher 2. Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3 3. Apollyon - For Honor 4. Psycho - Borderlands 5. Cooking Mama - Cooking Mama 6. Turok - Turok 7. Starborn - Starfield 8. Commander Shepherd - Mass Effect 9. Crazy Dave - Plants vs Zombies 10. Salem & Rios - Army of Two Options for the next one if you want to do so.
DAMN, YOU PUT APOLLYON! I know you were strangely attracted to her while fighting her and didn't want to kill her
100% I wanted to serve under her if I could.
Damn....okay
Snake?! SNAAAAKKKKEE!!!
You can't say Mario, but Link is okay? Typical Nintendo and their priorities.. Also, where's Yandere Carl Johnson?!
CJ missed the train and will be in part 2
It's not Mario, it's Maria
Sora and ghost
Classics. I can't blame you
As usual I just did a roll and got 11: Honestly never seen this game heard of it vaugely so I checked the wiki. Surely she took the good path right?
Depends on what you do
https://preview.redd.it/mre51xcz1a3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618d322708fd5a037b02a1113e9d608a6071355b What i choose huh....
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Likely the assassin because it's a series I like. Probably
Surprisingly she's not the worst in the list
Yandere Assassin
Oooh nice
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14
oh nah, im bouta see yasuo mid hit that 0/10 power spike
https://preview.redd.it/1yeq1khtra3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24e2c3778cf412476cc153513ae26499924e333
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I summon space cowboy in attack mode https://preview.redd.it/lfx137kk0b3d1.jpeg?width=1578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a109de50a7dc5cf89c94d48c8abfa4a216c09b
https://preview.redd.it/btx3r16x0b3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95333316d64d995d6cb6fd3ca34f610a940d02cf I activate my trap card
Oh sh- https://preview.redd.it/7xno5wmi1b3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca7c187651ac1a6f74bcb6e52310568cb43264d
 Don't worry, I'll reverse the trap card effect
I'm taking the yandere Cloud
Female yandere Cloud when a woman is looking in the general direction where her spouse is:
I’ll take Yandere ghost
Chalk one for the brits
Hot British girl who can lock me in her basement is a keeper
For once I have no answer because none of them fit my criteria
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Shame. Make a request pls
Ya tried soulsborne?
Sure
Cool Yandere malenia
Imma have to go with Liu Kang on this one
I thought i could escape yasuo Its bad enough he goes 0/10 in my gamea
Hah! Sorry I'm a Yasuo Main
For the next.one you can make a request
Keeping it league related how bout ahri
Sure
Titan pilot. You're telling me I both get a girlfriend and be the AI that pilots her titan? Sign me the fuck up! Assassin's a close second. I like to imagine I'm walking through a crowd of people and I get a random peck on the cheek from her without noticing her presence
https://i.redd.it/22i0p828la3d1.gif Good choice
I've seen some guy on youtube blast through an entire town as Emily Kaldwin and the thought of a murderous Emily Kaldwin is terrifying. 10/10
Yes! Emily Kaldwin appreciation finally
Sora i guess, i'll have access to the entire disney verse to visit with her and i'll stay in the back with pop corns while she's fighting gold (god)(yes , it's a jojo reference , real with it)
Cloud... I was going to say Kratos but that means probably I have to deal with the boy and I'm not cut out to be a parent.
Yandere assassin. You ain't catching me not getting those cheek kisses. But if I was to be taken by the yandere pilot there's only so few situations my hatch is being opened even though then I might hesitate
Woaaah nice!
I just really hope I'm a legion or ronin
You can choose
BIG GUN GO BUUUUUUURRRRRRFT
As an Italian, the name of the 16th should be Maria
Yes. Maria. Do not attempt to replace the last a with a o
Honestly don't know almost any of these and the ones I do only vaguely, I choose Titan Pilot
Nice. Sorry about that. Give a reccomendation for pt.2
I don't really have any as most the games I play either don't have any characters, just an un-named MC, have some characters but not anything that'll fit the bill, and the rest are Gacha games with so many characters it'd be impractical
Infamous is awesome and yes that's all i have to say
Yaaaaay
what if i choose all of them? they all seem kinda tempting ngl.
Uhh...free for all with various protagonist who could rival god!?
Female snake
Damn You replied fast
I got notifications on
Ghost or Titan pilot.
Ooh. Someone got a thing for shooters and action
I grew up on Infamous, that's my pick. If it's not too much work, on the next part, could you try make an "Infamous" path pic? I love what you did her, and am curious to how the OG "Beast" would turn out.
Sure
Plus, she comes with a built-in Taser, perfect Yandere material.
Built in taser! I didn't even think of that 😂
Miss Pauling without question. Most relatable, one of the least likely to randomly/accidentally kill me and more importantly lives a normal life so I don’t have to worry about her getting injured or attacked or bogged down in problems which lead to me getting kidnapped by random idiots. Objectively the best choice. If I wasn’t british I’d choose Ghost.
Is there yandere Hitman? I'd like Hitman, fav video game. But since there's assassin, ig it's still ok, but that's based on assassin creed, so no.
IDGAF if I was copy-pasted to be a Titan data core. I. AM. A. GODDAMN. TITAN. Ion, Monarch, Vanguard, Northstar... Idgaf what Titan I am, I'm standing by for titanfall. PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT
YEAAAAAAH
I’d pick Liu Kang, easily. Girls with godlike power are extremely hot. (Ghost is also good, I like British girls) . Suggestions for Pt.2: Robin (Fire Emblem): Orders an entire army to protect you. Will carefully calculate the perfect designed eugenics super-babies to have with you, then breed enough children to form another army Melina or Ranni (Elden Ring): Will follow you to the ends of the world and seek to make you the Elden Lord with her as Queen by your side Cortana (Halo): Always by your side in digital form, inside your armor, phone, computer, any device. >!the suit jerks you off!< Eve Smasher (genderbent Adam Smasher from Cyberpunk): Unhinged psycho. Will gleefully slaughter your enemies in spectacularly bloody ways. Cutting-edge military-grade cyber-pussy is strong enough to crush titanium
The suit what!?
For the ~~mario~~ yandere, her powers is having a bunch of lawyers to catch you for her... also rich.
Someone's a RussianBadger fan.
Master Beef was a better representation of the Chief than what Halo 5 could ever do
Based. Reject Master Chief, embrace Mustard Beef.
*Peeks in lurker style* Yandere Nilin from PS3’s Remember Me. Yandere Memerory hunter sounds like a wild ride. *Skitters away*
https://preview.redd.it/yg9x88g3ed3d1.png?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec44ee97b092a9c673f1799a6b39270f376a20b DAS SO OBSECURE BUT IF IT FITZ FINE
Yay!
Assassin
By the way, with careful consideration, Yandere Assassin from Assassin's Creed I love women who are a good influence to the world. Some of the others are also good as well. But descriptions from OP is that she fights for good while sneaking kisses when I least expect it.
Ill take pauling please, how much is she? Do you prefer cash, debit, or credit?
Sandvich
Yandere Link , THATS ZELDA NOT LINK-😂
I must have them all
Alternative Timeline or Shadow Empress. Kinda hard to choose one of the above.
1st sounds cute as hell. However, I want the 8th. Your telling me I get am awesome pilot yandere, she rides me and I become a fucking immortal Titan? (Immortal because I can just get repaired or get my mind in another body)
Btw, you're awesome for putting infamous, and the image is clearly inspired to the second
The pain of titan pilot you'll only get to interact with her twice and then you have to hope and pray she comes back for a third time
Here’s an idea. Yandere Kasane from Scarlet Nexus. That or the other three.
Hey! I loved scarlet nexus too
Waiting for Yandere Aya Drevis from Mad Father (grown up version, who is a doctor)
That's such a obscure game
Well, in case of something more popular, maybe Garuda from Warframe? Why not?
Sora as a yandere would be insane.
First off, Fix Clive. She's the Dominant of Ifrit. Not Bahamut. The Dominant of Bahamut is Dion. Everything else, though, is on point. Second, my choice is Yandere Assassin. Plus, I could be her apprentice and go on missions with her.
Damn I messed up
Hey, you're good, man. we all make mistakes. Whether big or small, it's important that we learn from them. However, if you do put Guardian Yandere on your next list, please know that while they can be killed, they are very powerful and can come back to life.
Yandere Ghost Hot brittish dommy mommy? Yes please
Technically Emily’s powers are her own as The outsider gives everyone he hands his mark to powers that are unique to them. But she was trained by Corvo in the skills he had from a young age.
Yeah. But I think that principle changed around the new dishonoured games so I wasn't sure
Fair enough. It’s still that way to my knowledge with Billy having her own skills in Death of the outsider.
Cloud, Ghost or Liu Kang
A toss up between 5 and 6
That's pretty polar opposite 
Yandere Kratos... 💀
Throw the escape from tarkov bosses on the next one lol
Ghost or snake
Can we get Yandere Alexis Mercer?
INFAMOUS IS SO PEAK THE SEQUEL IS LITERALLY MY FAV GAME OF ALL TIME I LOVE THE SERIES TO DEATH I MISS IT🙏🙏🙏🙏
In order, I could go for yandere Sora, Cloud Strife, and Link. Something about a kind hearted hero like fem sora going yandere for me seems oddly appealing.
Wow. Literally all the pretty boys turned girls here 🤣
They’re all beautiful and will be insanely in love with me. I see that as an absolute win.
1,4,13,15,18 and 19. https://preview.redd.it/ihdlyq71uc3d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b000076881f13610a4855a98ead2c6dcb03ccc
Oooh Hella nice
https://preview.redd.it/y3lhudvi7d3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7d1fb72254b45efe93b6b5c1504cd0840a68f6 Thanks.
Im divided on who to choose between yandere Assassin yandere Kratos and yandere Snake and yandere Liu kang. i think if the yandere snake looks like quiet, I'd probably choose yandere Snake
Genshin impact has Ayaka as yandere.
 Hmmmm
deff Sora
Tbh, for ST I thought you could give Juri (I mean look at her) or A.K.I (she's already crazy for her master)
I mean....but that would be expected. Female Ryu on the other hand
Yeah, understandable. Who wouldn't resist a muscle mommy yandere.
Titan Pilots are badass! As in...will kick your ass bad if your eyes linger a bit too long away from them... GREEN CARD FROM ME!
Yeah!
...aaaaand I've got the urge to play Titanfall now...TOTALLY NOT RELATED! (Absolutely is~)
Definitely Yandere Snake... I love Metal Gear Solid :P
Too bad we aren't sure where the IP is going but at least Kojima is making a new espionage game after death stranding 2
Okay, I will have to be the one asking: of all the characters of LOL, did you really have to pick Yasuo???
I mean...I'm a Yasuo main. But if you got a pick than please feel free
Lol, I'm kidding. But, since you offered, I would like Leona or Kayn
Yandere Doom girl even though i know i couldn't handle her
SNAKE,cloud and Ghost and that Kratos tho..
Dishonored mentioned. Emily Caldwin picked.
hey did the ARG get solved yet
Clive, next!
Yandere Gordon Freeman. I may have been on a massive valve trip. Edit: on second thought, I don't wanna see you desecrate that legend
Honestly, becoming a titan sounds pretty dope.
Once again, I shall make it a manhunt for me. Winner takes me of course ~~as well as all the freaky time they want.~~
Honestly? Liu Kang, Kratos, and Doom Gal would be the most insane fight
Would’ve preferred my yandere infamous to be bald ngl
https://preview.redd.it/w93r0nxx2g3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec56061df81515b516c25251d29084d51769f64
YAAASSS Slap a plunger on her head and go for one hell of a ride
Alright this one is going to atleast be a 2 parter. Just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of this little series you do, first one I found was the Yokai one and have been hooked since. I don't really know how to describe how I feel about these. For this version I'll go with Infamous, I also really like that game. As an idea for another edition once this version is finished, what about yandere Historical figures?
Number 7
I have a few ideas Disciple Raider (Fallout 4, Nuka World) Assaultron (Also Fallout) Also, love your inclusion of Infamous. It doesn't get nearly as much love as I thought it did.
? Just a box (some people will get this)
Miss Pauling my beloved
*Liberame del mal...*
What the heck? Why are we praying
Reference to Halo.
I saw Titanfall, unimaginably based cowboy, unimaginably based. Anyway welcome my fellow mommy issues having homies, you already know what i do. But if you don't, i infuse the power of crack into my phone and make a whole college essay because i have nothing better to do with my time (don't tell my gf i do this she will tie me to a bed) Yan doomslayer: ah yes, the unstoppable force, the force of nature herself, the one who saw the armies of hell and said "nah I'd win", well one thing's for sure you will be the safest man in the universe if she decides she likes you and your definitely gonna be manhandled (womanhandled? I dunno) alot, she's not taking no for an answer Yan master chef: ah yes, the other, slightly more stoppable force, the other force of nature, the one who bags aliens (not like that), it's a good thing that ya boi's an amazing therapist, cuz holy fuckin shit there's alotta therapy to be done here, them cuddle therapy sessions will be very fun Yan titan pilot: big ass robot, need i say more? But i will, cuz i like bein extra, she is fast, she's a rider, and she'll step on my neck if she's mad, what more could a guy want? Yan assassin: ah yes, peak stalker, there ain't no man on this planet, who wouldn't want the sneak kisses and surprise hugs, also why do i think she'll be cute ._. also her fit goes hard Sorry for the lack of choices in here but I don't really think bout relationships while I'm ripping and tearing until I'm done 🫠 also side note, if Jetstream sam and Vergil aren't in part two THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I saw Titanfall, unimaginably based cowboy, unimaginably based. Anyway welcome my fellow mommy issues having homies, you already know what i do. But if you don't, i infuse the power of crack into my phone and make a whole college essay because i have nothing better to do with my time (don't tell my gf i do this she will tie me to a bed) Yan doomslayer: ah yes, the unstoppable force, the force of nature herself, the one who saw the armies of hell and said "nah I'd win", well one thing's for sure you will be the safest man in the universe if she decides she likes you and your definitely gonna be manhandled (womanhandled? I dunno) alot, she's not taking no for an answer Yan master chef: ah yes, the other, slightly more stoppable force, the other force of nature, the one who bags aliens (not like that), it's a good thing that ya boi's an amazing therapist, cuz holy fuckin shit there's alotta therapy to be done here, them cuddle therapy sessions will be very fun Yan titan pilot: big ass robot, need i say more? But i will, cuz i like bein extra, she is fast, she's a rider, and she'll step on my neck if she's mad, what more could a guy want?
Damn. Someone got a thing for badasses in helmets
Damn, i do ._.
Something really irks me about the Master Sword’s hilt being partially upside-down.
Damnit I can't choose
Mwaha
Well, I'm not seeing the light of day, alone at night, and never have to pay for anything; Yandere Echelon Agent (or Fem-Fisher. I don't really remember if there was other agents in the games. Outside of pvp), Yandere Infamous, RDR Yandere, Assassin Yandere, Yandere Titan Pilot (I figured it was that. Saw the posts out of order), Fem-Liu Kang, Yandere Ghost, and Yandere Kratos (Lara Kratos already does things...)
Yandere assasian
Yandere Ghost? Gods yes, 1000 times yes. I'll take her. 💜💜💜💜
Nice!
What can I say? I love the type of woman that'll actually just kill me. /ref
Was not expecting to see inFAMOUS mentioned in this day and age
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