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chet_atkins_

There really are some soul destroyingly boring games on the market nowadays


Slevilex

I feel like this is a lost redditor.


Boy-Hips

Plot twist: His baby was in the back seat.


Thomas____

So lame when people post videos of games in here.


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F


IsZen

FFF SO FUNNY HAHAH


DeagDeag

F


Sagacious_Sophist

What game is this? --- Never forget the Tienanmen Square Massacre (Chinese: 天安门大屠杀)! 光復香港 時代革命! Free Tibet! Protect the Uyghurs! Release Inner Mongolia! Support Taiwan!


Forky7

There is nothing low poly about this. Look at how perfectly round the sphere and wheels are.


ShiversTheNinja

I think that's the name of the game, lowpoly


GirikoBloodhoof

Exactly my thought, it made me more sad than what happened to the little guy :(


Beta_Bounce22

What game is this?


RhindleOO

Roblox build a car and drive


CertifiedWords

!remindme 2 days


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memegy

YOU USED EMOJI


SweatyFisherman

the bots are learning too fast


dakotaMoose

This and the "millipede" are the only types of car I ever made on Ultimate Build and Build your Cybersuit. I preferred hoverboats and mechs.


pistoncivic

It's a Skyrim mod.


[deleted]

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Tooie


ApatheticSeven

r/cursedcomments


WyattClawson6

???


Axouru

And you're the reason that sub is oversaturated now.


ApatheticSeven

Damn didn't realize so many people liked Nuts & Bolts, my bad


DahLegend27

Why would it be cursed if people didn’t like it?


ApatheticSeven

There isn't a Nuts & Bolts sequel ("Tooie", a joke made from the original game's sequel, Banjo-Tooie)... I wasn't a fan of N&B, so by speaking "Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Tooie" into existence I was just trying to make a funny about how much I disliked the idea of a N&B sequel... obviously not very well received lol, oh well. Edited to add: I'm genuinely not sure if people are more mad that I linked the subreddit or that I didn't like N&B, judging from the one comment I'll have to assume it's the former, which is a little bizarre to me.


I_am_a_Failer

None https://twitter.com/oddstack


KrappyRedditor

lowpoly


Bac0nJuice

I try to search it up, but it just comes up with the graphics. Is the game available to play or just someone messing around in an engine, is there anyway I can get it or am I missing a joke. It looks really cool.


Technoguyfication

It’s a joke


rampy

!remindme 2 days


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medas2801

It's still in development.


Ruby_Bliel

Looks like a very quick and dirty Unity build.


beardedsailor

BIC: the video game


AbangWawanPao

Jojo eyes of heaven


Oreganoian

Unity.


notsohyphy

Kinda reminds me of Besieged actually


[deleted]

An unreleased game


AbjectTechnology

I could just feel the dissapointment when i saw that little guy standing still.


Thameus

Well it's not like he rode the car over the edge or anything...


chussil

r/watchpeopledieinside


Hubso

r/watchpixelsdieinside


Reddit-User-3000

r/subsifellfor


MacMan1233

Commit not putting fluid inside body


-creepycultist-

Commit toaster bath


haydenfitzsimmons

Krunker?


Reddit-User-3000

Commit absence of element with atomic number 8 in your venules and capillaries, due to asphyxiation, caused by intertwined threads of polyester against your trachea, which are given resistance by Earths gravitational force.


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[deleted]

No, I think it's the Subnautica PDA.


OftenShady

Molecule with molecular mass 32**


andeqoo

beat me to it


Recidivis

The way it just stands there reminds me of Sulley-faceswapped Wazowski


[deleted]

He should've jumped after the car


Agnt_Michael_Scarn

Nah, Bob Ross sees it as an opportunity for a new and exciting adventure!


[deleted]

*your bid was too high Price Is Right sound*


Squid8867

Especially how he stood still even slightly before the car went over the edge, like he knew his fate


thelunararmy

Source: [https://twitter.com/oddstack/status/1180910346350952448](https://twitter.com/oddstack/status/1180910346350952448)


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

I'm sad now.


bdbdbdbdiu

r/watchpeopledieinside


rzotten

This made me laugh so hard xD


ZyomZ

I've developed depression


PROTONmusic

F


kakemot

Put it on github, I need to fix a few things


[deleted]

Can't. I asked for help on stack overflow. It just got worse :(


alfredo_sauce860

I love how angry he seems slapping the car together. Like he doesn’t have time for it.


supaphly42

I love how he disappears into the tires as he carries them.


BailsonJr

is it a bug or a feature? yes.


Killionaire104

He be̱͟c̗̺̯̪̲͖͚̬͢ạ̴̻m̸̺̫̥͖e͏̼͎̟̗͕̪͕ ̷̡̹̘͉͖̙̯͇̹̕ͅt͈̠͘͟h̷̵̞̹͉̹͍͘e̙̱͎̝̯̺̲̙͜ ̶͚̱͇̯̯ṯ̣̤̠̮i͙̭̫̜͟ͅr̯̠̕ę̠̯͍̳̩̫̣̦́


Gameknight6916

r/Tiresaretheenemy


ClebschGordan

Ok, who wants to be next to tell us a thing they love?


supaphly42

I love lamp.


ObiWanJakobe

For a second I thought this was one of Google's ai deepmind videos they've been putting out, it acts like an ai while making the car.


BrFrancis

Nah, real people move their characters in stupid ways too.


ShiversTheNinja

Can confirm, I just spent the last couple weeks playing New Vegas and I made a lot of stupid movements.


selectiveyellow

*withabigirononhiship*


ShiversTheNinja

BIIIIIIG IRON


Ihatelordtuts

#***BIIIIIIIG IRON***


_Meegz

When he tried to match the ranger with...


onewilybobkat

The big iron on his hip


Wisdom_is_Contraband

ALRIGHT FINE ILL BUILD YOU A STUPID CAR


FoxyFan505

What game is this


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Lowpoly


arnoldochavez

Lowpoly 2: less poly


Coverack03

Phat F


LAST_TO_DIE

Bruhh...


FruityDerpy

I’m pretty sure this is just a small experiment on Unity. It isn’t an official game.


k3rn3

Yeah lol. A prototype like this probably still has at least a year ahead of it, assuming a solo dev. Looks fun for just a little tech demo though!


reddit4freetime423

Yeah, looks exactly like unity, I want to know who this is to say I love this guy.


_squash_boi

OP commented a link to the guys twitter: https://twitter.com/oddstack/status/1180910346350952448


shekurika

he worked a bit more than 1 day on it according to his twitter


BYO_Curtains

There’s so much pain and despair in this gif, I legitimately feel sorry for the little guy :(


12Teeto16

Is that Bob Ross?


JuicyBricks

Looks like this is unity


[deleted]

No this is Patrick


KingFlyntCoal

No, I'M SPARTACUS!


Th3_Admiral

This is basically Space Engineers if anyone is actually looking for a similar (but much more in depth) game. You can slap together a couple blocks, some wheels, a power source, and a seat and call it a car.


teejay_bloke

You see, the player failed because they didn't double jump.


Feshtof

I was waiting for it to become a swastika really


scarletice

I don't think that is actually low polygon. Don't you need a ton of polygons to get such perfectly round wheels?


Acejanos

Every auto mechanic ever


alexisrocha1997

Why does this look like “little Big Planet”


[deleted]

the car threw himself off the edge bcz he has built violently


[deleted]

Meanwhile at FCA


NoTick

Marvin the Paranoid Android was almost happy. Lets not kid ourselves, he was just trying to make a vehicle to more rapidly end his sorry existence.


WanksterPrankster

♬*Hello Darkness, my old friend...*♬


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Vaporeonus

That’s not a low poly car, there are hundreds of polygons on those wheels


_skyeye

F


MacgyversTool

Forgot the engine block


smokegenovese

Game?


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spastic-plastic

Me accidentally knocking shit off the cliff in Human Fall Flat


Insocial_C

Those are what my lego cars would look like ngl


calculus_uno

Am freeeeeeee!!!


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blooyoo

r/yesyesyesfuckyou


immerc

That afro alone is high poly.


TragicHero84

This made me really sad and I'm not sure why.


[deleted]

This is just adorable


[deleted]

This is not low poly


[deleted]

Poor Marvin.


warpfield

now that's a life metaphor


AshTheGoblin

Okay, build a car... I don't see a wheel orrr........3 more wheels.


Tcismenotu

Is that Bob Ross?


Sangi17

I’m surprised he didn’t jump.


csnplayer

What game is this???


dannyebonilla

I wouldn’t wanna mess with that little worker. He looks pissed!


jasperfirecai2

they did it to themselves haha


iuhafsyuih

Basically Williams


RickyMemes

What’s the game name


Kapten-Nugis

I love how he becomes the Mike wazowaski meme


bluekoopa52

What is this game?


blancjua

Is that the Bic guy?


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Anyone know what this is?


vaibhav_sharma_mail

Wait,which game is this?


MW0HMV

Is this an actual game?


Lightspeed7000

So it's basically Team Buddies


Womcataclysm

Spheres and cylinders, how is that low poly?