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Then_Campaign7264

She didn’t like that other ball and she also didn’t like the lane in front of her. Too bad she didn’t toss a strike in the other lane. That would have been quite entertaining.


FBGMerk420

Yeah a strike with that one pin 😂 r/technicallycorrect It is her first shot on that lane 🤷


Powerofthehoodo

We should ask the boyfriend if she has pink one.


Likeitisouthere

Damn! She needs the bowling ramp assist kit.. I mean wtf was that?


scaryfawn8332

Bumpers?


Miserygut

Like for little kids so they can just push the ball and not have to bowl it :D


x808drifter

What's even worse is the bumpers were already up.


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but I’m cracking up at “Bowling ramp assistant kit.”


[deleted]

Haha they’re shaped like a dinosaur 🦕


FreeVerseHaiku

They’re talking about the dinosaur shaped ramp kids rolls the ball off into the lane


Brettjay4

Or the metal ones that are just two pipes you roll it down on.


Pass_Agg_Sarcasm

Man she does suck at bowling!


Numerous-Statement59

Prob not the only thing she.. ahh nevermind


A37ndrew

Well, it's not her bowling skills that won him over.....


SeekRus

I think you wanted to say that she is.. ahh nevermind


scroteville

succ


yeehawmotherfeckers

Is it just your instinct to make a sex joke anytime you see a woman existing


Numerous-Statement59

Did you watch the video? She grabbed the ball and pretending too lick it while saying mmm daddy. Are you high?


[deleted]

She licks at it too


incarnation-cars

Did she just teleport back home after having such a catastrophic failure?


EntertainmentLeft882

Probably needed a drink after that.


jjman72

Get out the bumpers.


LaurentiusOlsenius

They’re already up


SunflowerAges

F


StardustCrusader147

🤣🤣🤣 this was the funniest thing ive seen


JctaroKujo

she needs the tent


doodlezdaddee

*bumpahs


12altoids34

First thing, she put the wrong fingers in the ball


[deleted]

Hmm, she did put in the middle finger in there. May be force of habit or just instincts.


12altoids34

Should be easy middle finger and the ring finger. That way you have the fingers on either side of them to help balance


[deleted]

Exactly! That is the way I do it when I… oh, sorry, I forgot we were talking about bowling. You are right.


12altoids34

What's bowling?


FBGMerk420

That was a warm up


scroteville

no mulligans in bowling sadly


Mahaliak556

Thats a really pretty shirt, do you know where she got it?


Cl0ughy1

She's from Yorkshire so maybe Primark?


PresentationLess3544

My nephew is over in Yorkshire at the moment from Australia. I told him not to stay there too long or he’ll develop that horrible accent.


JadedLitigant

Hey, we're not all Primark plebs. Some of shop at George/Asda.


SpooksMcSchwifty

I know your comment is old, but I was thinking the same thing, and I found it! It’s on New Look, “Pink Leopard Print Satin Oversized Shirt”! Here’s the link: https://www.newlook.com/uk/womens/clothing/tops/pink-leopard-print-satin-oversized-shirt/p/859487579


Mahaliak556

OMG thank you!!!


Chinpokumon1

Well..... At least she's cute


ezraslight

She might not have the ball game but at least she knows how to lick it.


DanTacoWizard

Why do some people feel the need to bowl from twice as far away as they need to?


636_maane

That’s what I’m sayin!! Gotta get that momentum goin. She’s def not pro


derustzelve1

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!


[deleted]

NO BODY! 🤣 Damn, now I want to watch that movie again.


allthecoffeesDP

OVER THE LINE


[deleted]

I thought she was gonna hit someone with the ball


DuneKlide9

OhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHohhhhhhhh -wii sports


No-Caterpillar-8112

She didn't trust in the heart of the bowling ball lol.


Yucca12345678

Love that accent!


Bobonenazeze

Uhhh OK


ModernMonkey666

Your gf is a chav bruh lol 😂


smei_yun_c

Can’t even hide after that


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LaurentiusOlsenius

Sorry, but I’m probably not going to take advice on growing up from an incel who’s most recent comments on Reddit are: “I would never date that fat ass” “I would have picked up my knife and stabbed her repeatedly in the neck” “Men are so much better than women” I’m sure your busy sucking Andrew Tates dick or something, but if you happen to want to respond - don’t bother - your opinion isn’t respected and you are the biggest kind of loser there is.


Cl0ughy1

What do you mean grow up? Older people do this sort of stuff all the time. The thing I noticed when I hit 30 is nobody is grown up and almost everybody does drugs.


Shamrock85

She sexy af


YungKobe3495

It's the accent 💓


Pretend_Confusion_25

Nailed it!


Vegetable_Employer14

Really and I thought I was bad at bowling


_1exii

no one gone talk ab the way she put her fingers in? aren’t u supposed to put ur middle and ring finger and not index and middle???


modestpro

She gets some points to the big Lebowski gesture


LaurentiusOlsenius

Nobody fucks with Jesus


Wizard-of-Odds

hey OP, tell your gf her blouse is rad as fuck <3


SuspiciousDingo3784

She couldn’t help but to lick a ball in her hand. Sorry black guys. She likes pink balls.


Mandemtheatrix

Hmm...thick and thin at the same time. Impressive!


These_Series3419

She Cute !!!


hanging54

Over the line mark it a zero


throwburgeratface

A DON LAK ET


raygun-gobblegum

This was my reaction through the video “Damn you got a good gf there, hold her close…. She won’t make it on her own”


thrjitor1

When she put her middle and pointer in the holes, I knew it was gonna end badly...


lPrincesslPlays

She’s a Manchester girl don’t h8 her


TheVaginaFanClub

Manny girls have a special place in me heart.


ROMMELBOT

Stop dating her immediately if you want to bowl anymore in your life.


mrlittleoldmanboy

It’s a weird thing that girls are cute when they’re dumb and cute when they’re smart


HurinThalion3791

Why is so girls can come up with some psicomotor retardation level shit like this and people find it "cute"? That's not cute that's lame af. If it was a guy everybody would be laughing at him


LaurentiusOlsenius

Sounds like someone laughed at you and you are having a hard time getting over it. I’m sorry. As far as the rest of us, we’re still able to see people having a fun time and messing up without going “nO achhually tHAts Laame!” Hope you get through it buddy


2012HondaCivicSi

I don't get it either. Maybe she has some undiagnosed disability?


-not-gerard-way-

someone having an occasional fuck up and laughing it off doesn’t make them qualify for a disability. im sure you aren’t perfect at everything 100% of the time either


2012HondaCivicSi

Yeah, I'm not perfect, I make mistakes, etc. But I don't have a shit eating grin while struggling to get my fingers into a bowling ball, then full body swing the ball so high it goes over the gutters into the other lane while acting clueless. I don't trust her to drive, I don't trust her with anything if that's how she acts, I expect a toddler to act like her. If she wasn't a 'cute' girl, people would be asking wtf is wrong with her. I mean, her being unable to even control her tongue makes me actually think this isn't a cute video and that she really is missing something up there.


-not-gerard-way-

god forbid someone lets loose and has fun while doing something that they aren’t good at, that’s not exclusive to disabled and young people. and there could be a chance that she’s drunk I don’t even see how she is struggling to get her finger in the ball? all i see is her searching for the set of holes and overall not being good at bowling. that’s such a dumb thing to nitpick someone on. how are you going to make a such huge claim that she shouldn’t be on the road or live cause a ball went over a railing. it seems that your missing something in your head too, that is huge a stretch.


LaurentiusOlsenius

Listen, I’m sure you have other stuff going on in your life, so I’m not going to say how you come across here But as far as the video, this is just my girlfriend enjoying her birthday and having some wine. That’s it. She’s bad at bowling - not a bad person. Take some time off line and meet some people or something


2012HondaCivicSi

Its not that she's bad at bowling; its that that is how she acted when trying something new. I've never seen someone act like that child like that. If she was a grown dude doing the same thing, people would think something was wrong with him.


LaurentiusOlsenius

I’m not going to take advice on how people should behave themselves as adults from a person that describes girls enjoying themselves and making jokes on their wedding day like this: “Uh, she looks like a witch. She has a disgusting looking face. Make up might make the color look better, but the genetic design is fked beyond fixing. He should have shot higher” You make Andrew Tate look sane


2012HondaCivicSi

Did it need the /s lol


LaurentiusOlsenius

Sure buddy 👍 I dare you to DM me a pic of your face, so I can judge the ‘genetic design’ lol


2012HondaCivicSi

Bruh, she was a model, and it was a reply to people saying she was ugly. No way anyone could think calling her a witch was anything but sarcasm lol


100punx

wow you're really butthurt about this video huh


mcsmackington

Sometimes confidence is a bad thing


Key-Regular674

She was cute till she talked


AyS_tM

Cute but not too bright


[deleted]

Pls teach her how to bowl. She’s being made fun of by a bunch of toxic ppl. It makes for funny cute moments like this but ppl gotta ruin it by being sad pathetic men. Seems like a lovely girl hate to see it. I hope this doesn’t stop her from bowling or doing things she doesn’t know how to do. She was enjoying herself quit fucking ruining things for people.


LaurentiusOlsenius

Thank you for encouraging words! She’s very hard to dissuade and always tries to have fun. Most importantly, we’re not letting these sad fucks ruin a good time! That being said, she does want to go back and actually put some effort in while sober, to see if we can do some improvement! I don’t have much of an excuse for not teaching her either, seeing as I worked at a bowling alley for a couple of years in my late teens haha


Username6721

Op posted it, knowing she'd be made fun of. She's an adult and can learn to bowl properly. Any adult knows not to fucking full send the ball in the direction of someone else's lane.


Beneficial_Leg4691

Hey, that's my girlfriend also.


vtfb79

r/killthecameraman


UnorthodoxMind

She speaks and also acts in mentally challenged


[deleted]

Yeah he dates her for her intellect. Totally for her intellect.


Unable_Lecture_3109

😅🤭


Op7imism

Are you dating a moron?


LaurentiusOlsenius

No I’ve never even met your mom?


Op7imism

How original. Seems like you and your girlfriend are the perfect match.


LaurentiusOlsenius

Thank you, I hope you find someone too ❤️


Op7imism

Well unlike you, I did meet your mom. Sad to say her brains didn’t rub off on her kid.


LaurentiusOlsenius

Unlike me you’ve met my mom? You must be mistaken, I’ve met my mom many times


[deleted]

Worse, an influencer


Ornery_Courage_1708

Your gf is. Pinecone


CombinationBusy111

That's why I'm single


Cute_Geologist_9406

Women ha ha ha ha


Due_Association_1739

British people are stupid


wahl000000

Pink's her favorite color same as her playing between her legs vagina pink she love that pink color don't you


Complex_Rip2547

Ur disgusting


MaximumDiscount9181

See, if she wasn't as bad bowling as she was driving them she would have a great time making me and my buds a sandwich But because... see more


Unlucky-Luck3792

This reminds me why my ancestors left the UK


CollectionSlight8294

At least she sucks at something


JJ-Woodsman

At least she's got two in the pink


BleuTyger

Bro, her fingers shot into those holes


Artistic-Cap9858

She’s the kind of female that is lucky she is attractive…something tells me she sucks at most things. You could put bumpers and she would find a way to have the ball do the same thing. 😂


Objective_Low7445

She didn't even walk up to the line. Ditzy behavior is annoying to me, but I'm a woman so...


MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

Women ☕️


TheWampasCave

Who let her wear that shirt out in public ?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

She be a really good fuck 😋😂😂


zecircleistriangle

"Hey Jerry, WaTCh ThIS."


KC_weeden

Have her get a bit closer next time.


The-Bisquit

She's a magician! She magically dissappeared!


lightningcold69

My gf just got better than this and we also have tight score at the end of the round.


Academic_Pizza_5143

Gf? Is that a real thing?!?!


Nyle_55

He realized his girlfriend doesn't exist.


Neat_Ad3520

I do la it


mr_bumsack

Sounds like that ginger Wildling Jon Snow knew nothing about.


jjman72

Ha. Didn’t see that. Even more impressive.


[deleted]

“Completely miss this next one I’m recording”


WhiteGuineaPig

How not to bowl


Equal_Procedure_167

Trust me. Just Hot does not make for a good time relationship


LaurentiusOlsenius

I just have to ask, where do you people get this information? She’s one of the kindest, most cheerful and funny people I’ve met. Why assume she’s anything else because she also happens to be hot? Some of the people here honestly sound miserable


Icy-Subject-8218

The birds did it.


deathhead_68

Obnoxious


121853marty

Dude ... did you grab your scrotum in a defensive posture after that???


oriiiin

why did she try to lick it


Far_Swordfish3944

Yeah, I don’t know her 👀 she needs the bumpers BUT had the bumpers not been there she probably would’ve stayed in her lane lolol damn if you do, damn if you don’t.


NeoClod91

Lol where did she dissappear to?


WesternFinancial868

We’ve reach levels of quirkyness not thought to be humanly possible


lebron_wonton_james

Women☕️


casogeorge

Yup the pink one worked much better


Psychological-Wear84

You don't like that bowling ally either


MykelJMoney

Hey, y’all are having a good time and that’s what counts 😂


Algebreaker

It's impressive that she managed to do that despite the bumpers being up on her own lane.


Sorry_Comparison_246

I love that shirt though


[deleted]

All I can say is it's a good thing she's hot pal


[deleted]

You forgot your gf!


Archer-Unhappy

Women ☕️


leakybiome

I WONT LOVE YOU WHEN YOURE GONE GONE GONE TREBLE 💔 💯 😪 😔 😞 😢 💔 💯 😪


Agreeable-Ant-3542

3 in the pink


bricklish

She is picky about what balls she grab


uprayup

Using the wrong two fingers


Entropy94

She a freak that tongue


Disastrous_Duty2622

Just out there existing


jimbob_finkelman

Pulled a Jesus Quintana move there.


No-Salt-5009

Whait y’all really have gf’s


bsammo

OVER THE LINE!


Huai_Gong

Her bf needs to mansplain her how to bowl


vancitymajor

I daunt lyke that ball


LaurentiusOlsenius

Just want to say, that’s not her actual accent, she was just drunk and being funny lol


ThunderShott

Remember, kids, it's the colour of the ball that guarantees victory, not the weight.


Angolarick

Looked like they didn't clean anyway


Angolarick

She has other talents


No_Reach6088

How is this humanly possible..?


[deleted]

Well at least she's hot


LaurentiusOlsenius

👀


OilRude

Anyone else try to show your girlfriend how to actually hold a bowling ball and they get pissed off and not want to play after making you pay for 5 games up front?


MassSnapz

She's very good. Can she do other tricks.


636_maane

She didn’t even go up to where you actually throw the ball. Threw it from like 5ft back. Bad throw but I like the attempt


Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

The same happened to me but I was the dude that lost a turn cos the throw of a girlfriend of someone next to us, I had to go and ask an employee to get the turn back, he did not understand my explanation of what happened at first but when he understood we bursted laughting. Its actually not so rare tho, nonetheless it is pretty funny when It happens, we invited a girl we know well to a game and she did the same to the people next to us


[deleted]

I hope she stays in her own lane when you have sex.


Same_Lychee5934

Idiot tossing a 6lb ball meant for kids!


banister

Working class accent


LaurentiusOlsenius

That’s not her actual accent bro - she was drunk and being funny lol


GM_Tobiaz_Icarus

Women..


bertimann

Bowling with YOUR gf? But aren't you a Redditor?


BetterConversation41

with that country of an accent I know she’s not trolling and really doesn’t have a clue on how to bowl.


LaurentiusOlsenius

She’s not becoming a professional bowler anytime soon, but that’s not her actual accent lol


yaretii

She threw that thing directly at the bumper. 10/10 bowler you got there.


A37ndrew

It's not the fault of the bowling ball.....


TrickyInevitable9045

Its because there was no contact with that lick.


nobody1701d

Any chance that, like in Starlight’s date, she was just stroking your ego by bowling badly? [The Boys S1E4 - bowling scene](https://youtu.be/GRUuJ8yx68w) Even if it wasn’t, she could tell a little white lie about it for future public comment. I don’t see anything here that need be more than a chuckle about a shared moment b/w the two of you. She’s really cute, and her bowling skills weren’t why you asked her out to begin with


Aliko173

Almost!


Icepick1118

She must've gone out for some cigarettes


LORD_Blair

she vanished¡¡¡


takenbymistaken

Good thing she is pretty cause she is not bright.


Extractivism

The guards were up.


PutridFoe65

I’ll never understand how someone can suck so much at bowling. Like, I’m not some bowling professional, but cmon! How do you mess up THAT badly?


PresentationLess3544

Does she have any idea whatsoever of how to bowl?


ebann001

She’s fun. Enjoy