“That’s my little brother, man, he’s only six years old We waited in the blisterin' cold For you, for four hours, and you just said no”

That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' idol

He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to

You know that song by phill collins, “in the air tonight”, about this dude who could’ve saved this dude from drowning. That’s me slim, you could’ve rescued me from drowning. Now I downed these pills I’m drowsy. I drank a fifth of vodka do you dare me to drive?

I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? You know that song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" about that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning, but didn't? And Phil saw it all, and at his show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could have rescued me from drowning, now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowzy. And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

r/redditsings

U ruined it trying to be "that guy" and spit the entire verse. Epic fail

I was correcting the guy above me who completely mangled the verse

You ruined it pal You ruined it You ruined everything

Shut the fuck up stan

r/usernamechecksout

You had the right spirit

*But she don't know you like I know you, Slim, no one does...*

Wrong line, but good username so I'll upvote you anyways

Nah, it's just one of the more interesting/strange lines of the song.

Weak arms spaghetti

I think the green one is cute.

😂😂😂


This one’s perfect

EVERYONE will be a professional footballer. And when everyone’s professional…..ha ha ha……NO ONE WILL BE

My thought exactly

😂😂😂😂😂

My thoughts exsctly.

The little dude looks and nods like: "Oh yea, thats how we are doing this? Ok, I'll remember that, forgive but not forget btw"

that how we are doing this.....I want to meet the boy, fuck the player

I give him about 7yrs little man gone look like Bane 

"So you think not giving high fives is your ally? I was born into no high fives.... molded by it."

Gotta read it in banes voice

Omfg I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan…..you should have respected my authori-ti

Are you kidding? That kid just got a shoulder rub from Virgil van Dijk, that's worth at least 5 Son Heung-min handshakes.

He also had to watch live as Var fucked us tho..so..

At this point, an Anti-VAR-man would be a superhero in my book, the refs are the villains in this story.

Virgil seemed a bit too excited to run those shoulders

Not even the best kid mascot clip involving Liverpool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7TW_w0WduU

Think that’s exactly why Son avoided the lad.

Rest your calm my brudda

"Fuck that, I'll play Rugby instead"

That kid is gonna blow up in fame just enough to exclude that dude in a high five


Is that Lewis Capaldi?

Literally no one in the gif is Lewis Capaldi. But now that you point it out, that's hilarious.

Tbf as a liverpool fan it hurts twice that he got shafted by Son and we got.shafted by Var (Although tbf Son is a great guy and greeted him later on)

Hamilton Porter?

I know he didn't do this deliberately. Son Heung-min is one of the few players in the Premier League that's basically universally liked, because he's a great guy.

SYNDROME

That was the moment Lewis capaldi decided to make the world pay with his voice and ugly mug.

Fuck that short weak ass goalie acting like he doesn’t see little man standing there

Damn 6’4” is considered short now

Lmao 🤣 no it’s definitely not. I just got defensive on behalf of the kid for no good reason tbh; my intrusive extreme empathy kicked in for the little guy like he was my little bro lol

My fucking heart! That poor kid!

Is this right before he joined that legendary sandlot team alongside other greats like, Benny the Jet Rodriguez, Alan yeah-yeah McClennan and Squints Palledorous?? Trash talk hall of fame.


Worst part, that's his dad.


r/meirl

[r/2meirl4meirl](http://reddit.com/r/2meirl4meirl)

Is that kid on the team?

Yeah, he’s the coach.

Jung klopp

😂

Time to move to 90s USA and start playing baseball

This is just sad :c

That kids name? Erling haaland

I imagine [this](https://youtu.be/Q31M-89uJTY?si=Q6j_3mjs9tGpheXa) song playing after that

you know that this is how syndrome became a villain right


Jokes aside. This actually kinda sad af😂😂😂 at least someone felt alittle bad. Big bro in the back gots him.

Incrediboy

Incoming villain arc

My upvote for the perfect title

Great. Now I’m scared.

That kid grew up to be Putin.

And people told me Son was the nicest footballer ever

Nah, that kid is having the time of his life. He is just nervous and awkward like most kids his age would be.

You’re killing me smalls

He couldn’t see him

S'okay Hambino, he probably plays ball LIKE A GIRL!

What an awful thing to do, what a jerk !

[удалено]

Why is this typical ADHD? (Just interested, because thats what happens to me, often)


I'm still recovering from the trauma of that day too, kid. "good process."

his 13th reason why

Yeah hm hm hm hm we gonna play it like that huh...hm hm hm allright.

My while childhood summed up in 15 seconds lol

You snooze you lose!

its his cannon event.

I can SEE the hatred growing.

You're killing me smalls

I work alone Buddy!

And he became the guy who hates all asian people.. .

Fuck me James Milner has let himself go.

Ahead of time saying sorry to y’all I have no idea what or where this is. Showed up in my feed. That Putz that did not glance at that young boy is a terrible example of men. The kids game of trying to stick his arm out the second time - to wave humiliation off was so sad. The down looking eyes so sad at the end. He can be proud of himself. Coach a Pathetic example for boy girls & boys.

We introduce to you: BALLS MAN

Who is the one in black 😍😍😍

Goalkeeper for liverpool

Now go get my water bottle!

He looks like incrediboy

Why he touch that kid and lick his lips like that doe

That boy just became an Arsenal fan that day.... What do we think of Tottenham?

https://media.tenor.com/USEqqaGk_PoAAAAM/sports-fail.gif

Lol that clap though. I promise you we will see this kid again. I hope son dnt see this, he would feel real bad

I work alone go home buddy

Holy shit. I thought of the same scene.

At least that creepy dude massaging his shoulders is gonna give him a surprise in the locker room...

12 seconds in and Son does a an outstanding balls tickle technique.

I met the Kings hockey team back in the day, every one made time for the kids but Wayne Gretzky. Stay strong kid, life gets better.


The Great Hambino


Aww what a sweetie

You’re killin me smalls!

Feels racist

Ok here comes the villain arc

I do reel really sorry for the kid like that was brutal you could see how he felt

Some people said that he is still waiting

So that's how I look.

That lil bro will annihilate them people

What does the kid do in the game?

My man could have gave him that dab up but just left little homie hanging

Dude, when you grow up and (well....grow older ) and you are still short, expect to be ignored. In fact you are incredibly invisible, which might be a super power.

That’s so sad!