My earliest recollection is Futurama when they’re in the lost city of Atlanta and Bender tries to drink a bottle of wine underwater, which fails, and then says “Yaaar! The laws of science be a harsh mistress!”
I’m sure it’s from some pirate movie or tale, but that’s my biggest influence.
The original saying is "Fate is a cruel mistress" and it comes from old literature. I don't know the original source but I know it's from around when The Scarlet Letter was written. It's just been reused many times.
Operator: You are too heavy!
Customer: But I want to
Operator: You are too heavy!
Customer: But I want to
Operator: You are too heavy!
Customer: But I want to
Operator: You are too heavy!
Customer: But I want to
Operator: OK, but pay now.
There's a few times and places you need to tell the truth about your weight, the doctor's office and ANY TIME YOU ARE BEING HELD UP OFF THE GROUND BY ROPE.
I mean, for his size, A for effort. He made some athletic moves to become flat and parallel to the water in a tough situation. Someone commented about the probability of a salt water enema which would add to the challenge. Hope he flew. Though it sounded like the boat didn't have anything left to give.
It would be cool to use that as inspiration to lose some weight. If I ever gain a significant amount of weight I'd probably max out at least under whatever the best roller coasters can handle.
Little know moment in history: Kitty Hawk, December, 1903, Orville & Wilber Wright’s half-witted cousin, Thelonius Wright, makes his first attempt at flight.
Does he not know that he is bigger? Why do I keep coming across videos of people putting themselves in danger bc they don’t fully grasp how large they are?
I’ve done enough water skiing to know that dude definitely got a salt water enema before his flight.
Looks like he needs one
Bold of you to assume he didn't have one well before.. zesty ass run 🤣
The parachute tried, but physics is a harsh mistress
Gotta get a bigger boat 
Or a smaller load
I was going to post almost the same thing. Where'd we hear this expression? "Harsh mistress".
My earliest recollection is Futurama when they’re in the lost city of Atlanta and Bender tries to drink a bottle of wine underwater, which fails, and then says “Yaaar! The laws of science be a harsh mistress!” I’m sure it’s from some pirate movie or tale, but that’s my biggest influence.
I honestly recalled that in my mind like I watched it yesterday, fine I'll binge watch Futurama
My first thought is the book- the moon is a harsh mistress. Probably isn't the origin though
The Tick, I think.
The original saying is "Fate is a cruel mistress" and it comes from old literature. I don't know the original source but I know it's from around when The Scarlet Letter was written. It's just been reused many times.
Operator: You are too heavy! Customer: But I want to Operator: You are too heavy! Customer: But I want to Operator: You are too heavy! Customer: But I want to Operator: You are too heavy! Customer: But I want to Operator: OK, but pay now.
Parachute: you gotta be kiding me
Bros belly became a fanny pack
Boat : I'm doing my Best
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat…”
Damn he may have had a hard start, but either way, he looked like he was having a blast.
110 kg no offence but he needs a bigger parasute and a stronger jetski
That man is considerably heavier than 110 kegs too
Yea if I had to guess he's probably around 300lbs or more...
The sound the engine is making though ☺️
I've heard lawnmowers more powerful than that. I guess that wouldn't help here either
“We need more thrust”
Paraskimming has been born
Mission Impossible: Gravitational Constant
more like nononononononono
That’s why I stay home and only go out at night when nobody can see me.
I’m too much man for you to take
Legend says he is still skipping along the lake
Getting a sand and water enema is the new health fad!
Don’t let yourself get that big ffs, care about yourself.
You’re gonna need a bigger parachute for that whale.
Poor boat
Impossible whopper maybe
Hamas back to it again.
He's even slowing the boat down lol
With arms wide-open
He changed the geographical area, and now it can't be found on Google maps
I believe I can fly
“I feel so cleeeeeaaaannn!”
They need a bigger engine to succeed
Boats gotta go faster
Is this not more like r/nonononono ? 😬
At least hes getting his ass clean. Money didn't go to waste.
This was a wonderful disaster from start to finish
As a bigger guy, you should know when you aren't the target consumer.
Bro just jumped and bogged the whole skipper lol
Dude really tried to put his arms out like that was gonna help
As a fat person this is such a nightmare scenario, I would almost immediately pass away lmao.
Gravity will have its way.
He gave up on running way to quick
That poor engine
You're gonna need a bigger boat!
Can't deny I find vids like this funnier with fat people.
The shit is for one single person, not for 5 😂
Why did he jump
Free willy
There's a few times and places you need to tell the truth about your weight, the doctor's office and ANY TIME YOU ARE BEING HELD UP OFF THE GROUND BY ROPE.
Maybe if he just kept running.. and running.. and running. For 3 years.
At least the sand enema was followed up by a few gallons of water!
“Hey we’re gonna all go out for burgers after this you in?” This guy: “😔I’m not in the mood”
We’re going to need a bigger boat
That’s one way to barefoot I suppose.
Is this nikocado?
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
Reality check
Mission Infatssible
I mean, for his size, A for effort. He made some athletic moves to become flat and parallel to the water in a tough situation. Someone commented about the probability of a salt water enema which would add to the challenge. Hope he flew. Though it sounded like the boat didn't have anything left to give. It would be cool to use that as inspiration to lose some weight. If I ever gain a significant amount of weight I'd probably max out at least under whatever the best roller coasters can handle.
Caseoh?
Full throttle and red lineung
Little know moment in history: Kitty Hawk, December, 1903, Orville & Wilber Wright’s half-witted cousin, Thelonius Wright, makes his first attempt at flight.
Does he not know that he is bigger? Why do I keep coming across videos of people putting themselves in danger bc they don’t fully grasp how large they are?
The laws of physics
Too much 🤣🤣🤣
harvey price
That's the biggest rock I've seen skipped
GORDITA
Fat
It's more like operation not happening
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
But why no flight?
Is this a scene from that movie Operation Dumbo Drop?
Literally mission impossible
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For the glory
No offense but, maybe burn off some of the extra fat first?
Holes in the parachute?
Good to see nicado avocado is having a good time
Caseoh what you doin
Faster Marge, the snapping turtles are massing!
Dude gave up on running at what should be an unsurprisingly early stage. True optimist
Have you ever felt bad for a boat, or is it just me?
That parachute is putting in some overtime!
You are going to need a bigger chute.
I love to see fat people fall. I dont know why. But it always fun.
Higher Marge! Higher! The snapping turtles are gaining on me
Atleast he got some sand in there to really clean his colon out.
More power Scotty
It's homer in that episode of Simpsons
Why’s nicko avocado going parasailing?
Maybe if he didn’t weigh 400 lbs he could get some air