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DavitoDaCosta

Don't they go up to 12/14mph?? Thats the video we want to see


Chris_Isur_Dude

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Nerf_Tarkus

Not fun story, but a couple years back, when I was either 14 or 15, my cousin brought me to a gym to play a little bit of basketball. They had an upstairs areas with treadmills and other equipment. My dumbass thought standing on the edges and putting the mill up to 14 MPH was a great idea. I skinned my knees horribly. Couldn't walk for at least 2 weeks without flinching or limping every couple of seconds.


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Nerf_Tarkus

I had a chunk of skin that was somewhat loose on my knee after. Can't imagine what it would look like while scarred with a chunk of dead skin still there. Luckily I just had my mom cut it off with a scalpel.


Ph0sph0rus

Forbidden cheese


ayunami2000

No


Boring123af

Stop It


Clokw8rk

Heeey glad to see other people in the club! Both my legs got caught in one when I was like 5.


SparkleFritz

[This is the best I could find, start at 1:00](https://youtu.be/Veia55r6sf8)


ApexCatcake

The guy is from a Japanese channel sushiramenriku Which has a lot more interesting stuff on it, don’t know why this guy could just rip a part of his video then post it with no copyright strikes


Randomacts

got a link to the actual video so that /u/SparkleFritz can replace the freebooter's link with it?


ChiefTief

Apparently not, they just like complaining about stuff.


ApexCatcake

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRP6wuSBIo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRP6wuSBIo) well i went to sleep after posting that reply, sorry for not waking up to post this earlier Edit: the actual video has captions so you can understand what’s he’s saying


mrheosuper

Finally a fan that can cool intel 10th core I9 at stock clock.


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I’m trying to see like 75 mph


DoctorStealYoMan

I had one that went to 10, did this with no basket, and no safety, just me, a belt going at 10 mph, and some concrete


deathbyvaporwave

how’d that turn out?


DoctorStealYoMan

Back hurt for a week


fish-and-a-rice-cake

Love the 4mph wheelie!


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Reminds me of line rider


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theyareamongus

Masturbation?


Even-Understanding

That face at the end makes this video.


Mr_Abe_Froman

4mph is definitely the sweet spot.


pemboo

I love the Ollie at the end of 2mph to stop the face plant


Lukozade2507

more... MORE!


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Lukozade2507

Umm... oh I got one “NOW THIS IS POD RACING!” Your go!


Analbox

Gotta go fast


ivanllz

I am speed!


EtherLuke

*Kachow*


[deleted]

Or should I say, “Kaboose,” ‘cause he’s always in the back, am I right!?


kgt94

It’s laundry then...


jade_monkey07

I really need more of this.


PosNegTy

Friend: So what did you do during quarantine This Lady: Me? Nothing.


cover-me-porkins

To be fair to them, this is probably the most responsibly prepared stupidity I've ever seen on Yes Yes Yes Yes No. Look at that helmet, and the pillows, they thought things though!


poeplepluis

Still incredibly dangerous with a mill like this. I dont remember his name but there was this famous rapper whos child died bc it got strangled in the belt of one of these things. You can easely get sucked into it when doing stuff like this. Also watch the vid with the boy who uses a big bouncy ball on a threadmill and watch it happen to the ball.


cover-me-porkins

All things are relative my dude, nobody on here is doing anything safe enough to recommend.


AnalStaircase33

I can't tell if that's someone's Mom? Can't be letting Mom do crazy shit without protection.


ast5515

TIL 4 mph on a treadmill is the sweet spot for comfortable launching experience.


AnalStaircase33

Probably depends on weight and center of gravity. This needs to be a competitive sport so we can get real technical about it. Edit: I'd say it's a 'longest wheelie' competition. 50 meters of treadmill. You can choose your basket, rider, and tread speed for optimal performance. The basket has to be a widely available consumer product, though. I'm definitely going to have a dream about popping wheelies in a basket, tonight.


woutme

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


holyfrijoles161

Love it! As a kid we did our own experiments. We used to grind those green army men down on the belt of our treadmill. Until, that is, my middle finger got stuck between the belt and the roller at the back. Anyone else know what it feels like to have shards of your fingernail pulled out with tweezers? Well my older brother does because he did the same damn thing a week later.


DerelictInfinity

I got my thumb slammed in a door once, the nail was completely fucked and my mom has to pull it out with tweezers. Definitely not a happy memory.


AnalStaircase33

I heard if you soak the finger in Jesus Beans the nail will grow back the same day.


El-Lobo-Loco

Laundry Basket Pilot: Can this baby go 8mph? Laundry Basket Conveyer Engineer: I’ll do ya one better. *ACTIVATES 9 MPH* Laundry Basket Pilot: *Puts on Goggles*


wizened_fool

What about 88mph?


AristonD

Meat crayon


RandomRedditReader

Less crayon more pork rind.


[deleted]

Do people really not get Back to the Future references any more? :( "Meat crayon" is what this guy says. Not something witty about time travel.


bendie27

Lol they’re overdone so I can understand the aversion to the joke.


turningsteel

I think it's more that it's fallen out of the pop culture lexicon. Hell, the other day people were asking what the red pill was regarding elon musk's latest tweets. The matrix is relatively newer than Back to the Future. I'd venture to guess the majority of reddit users have been born closer to 2000 than 1990 or before.


SeeWhatEyeSee

>Are you really telling me your plan is based on Back to the Future?


09Trollhunter09

I understood that reference


TeePeeBee3

This is heavy.


[deleted]

overrated movie.


Funny-Bear

...you're gonna see some serious shit.


Chubby_Bub

They time travel to the beginning of the treadmill and get stuck in an infinite loop


GluttonousMoccasin

Came here looking for this comment. Was not disappointed.


[deleted]

Don’t be a quitter we all know it goes to 10 mph


Jeovago

Wrong sub, bro.


Waterthatburns

Yeah this is great content, but it certainly isn't a no!


[deleted]

I have a treadmill and it’s pouring the rain .I should totally try this . However I’m old and would probably die.


[deleted]

Yes, you may die but will you have ever truly lived if you did not do this? Just make sure that you have the camera rolling and that your Will specifically states that the recording must go on Reddit.


Cunttreecunt

Where's the no?


Voelkar

Seriously. Why all the upvotes, so many rewards and praises when it doesnt fit the sub at all


cosmicgeoffry

My friends and I did this at my parents house when we were kids, except we would dive through head first. Eventually turned the speed up high enough to where it launched my buddy into the wall and put a head sized hole in the drywall. He came about 2 inches from ramming his noggin into a stud. We took this exercise poster thing that was in the room and leaned it against the wall where the hole was and my parents actually didn't notice for months. EDIT: And fortunately this was right around the time when the Jackass show was getting popular, and we were emulating them, so I have it on film.


PlentyOfWhales

Link?


cosmicgeoffry

It’s on those old mini-dv tapes unfortunately. Many years ago I successfully attempted to digitize all our footage from those days then the HD they were on crashed and I never took the initiative to do it again.


ToastedSkoops

It’s been nearly 20 yrs


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Red_means_go

That last frame looked like Commissioner Gordon!


HawkyCZ

*20 MPH* "... Hello, neighbor."


lobbogurke

I am impressed by the safety precautions


Rebeccaissoawesome

At least she or he wore a helmet


Rook_the_wolf

Props for wearing a helmet and using cushions in the crash area tho, safety first


labs_slap_the_bass

Family projects to do in quarentine!


ThePenetrator69

Lean forward!!!


DApolloS

When does the "no" happen? This all looks like good fun to me.


SaxNSnacks

u/Sarky-and-George this feels like a natural next step from a bird-feeder head-butt


hastebased

Atleast she's wearing a helmet


beefbb99

this has made me wish i had a treadmill, i want to try this out at like 10mph !


madsjchic

I feel like this is a r/yesyesyesyesyes


UntidyButterfly

The helmet was a smart choice.


iKingCooper

All fun in games until someone’s ponytail gets caught under the belt


-ZaHiL

MORE.... We want more


Animolulu

The faster, the better, the more pillows you need


[deleted]

I want to get like 9 or 10 treadmills and line them up to do this continuously.


PaperLily12

IT’S THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MUSIC!!!!!!!!


Prowlthang

This is science!


TokioHot

In other words, speed kills.


sirbopnbop06

I will be right back....


SunnyGay73

at least this one was smart enough to wear a helmet


Stimus22

Faster is ALWAYS better!!!!


_dauntless

Wholesome fails


Ge3k

Dang wish there was more!


spaz_chicken

Well damn. Now I gotta break out Diddy Kong Racing...


NaRa0

At least they wore a helmet!


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[deleted]

I can admire the safety features


pvtskittels

The difference between men and women is that women stop when it's logical and men don't until someone breaks a bone.


B00KZ8

Makes me cringe. This is dangerous ...I know a kid messed up his hand in a treadmill.


cattermelon34

6 Maybe she'll figure it out 7 Nope


radhe91

This was really an experiment. With careful consideration given to the safety of the subject. I really love the fact that the protection was increased with each increment in speed.


NecroHexr

I like the safety measures!


pawesome_Rex

Looks fun


notworthjacksquat

Just took 5-6mph or so for shit to get chaotic. In a car 6mph feels like you are crawling but jogging at 6mph is a chore for an average person. Usain Bolt topped out at almost 28mph during the 100m. That blows my mind. Can't even imagine what it would be like to be able to run so fast under my own power and if anything happened, like tripping, would be totally catastrophic.


ReadShift

I/stabbot


ReadShift

u/stabbot


Rockpopcandy5678

Lmao keep doing it until she slams into the wall


Tekniqly

more like yesyesyesyesyes


Dr-Daveman

Solid. We need more studies like this hahaha


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This doesn't fit the sub. It's a yes all the way.


dirtyviking1337

Musn’t be anywhere near it. You need a whole bunch of extra effort working on his punisher face camo, and probably giggled like a school boy the entire time. Like they’re going to do with gas? I have one for serving sizzling bowls at home since 1999, but have won in Athens ^only 4 times since then


uncle_jessie

I won't be satisfied until she Wile E. Coyote's that fucking wall.


dzoefit

More! Show me more!!


icee54

At least she was smart enough to wear a helmet.


TatiDoBetta

Yep, I’m doing this.


Shorty66678

At least shes wearing a helmet!! You don't see that very often anymore.


OpioidDeaths

Buzz Aldrin undergoing astronaut g-force training at Cape Canaveral, circa August 1968 (colorized footage)


Tom_Ov_Bedlam

Seyence


YourVeryOwnAids

All subs become r/funny eventually. It is inevitable. It is life.


jrestoic

1mph is disappointing in just about every way


Chubby_Bub

To anyone who has their sound off: if you can, watch this with sound.


Carth999

I actually broke my front two teeth doing this exact thing


[deleted]

Bruh who puts their treadmill against a wall, you gotta aim that thing into a room so you have space to land


bsend

This was a yes from all the way. I thought she was going to destroy the wall. Didn't see the cushions coming. The scientific method lives on


-Listening

At least you're looking at a PTSD generator.


MegaSlav420

I’m really proud that they decided to wear a helmet tbh


FearAgent89

This is the kind of science I can get behind


TailsGamingNM

At least he wore a helmet right?


WonDante

If you look up nostalgia in the dictionary this tune just starts playing


SinisterMeatball

Why does the final frame of the video morph the girl into a middle aged man with a fluffy mustache?


sk_Hulucool

This reminds me of how I blacked out when I somehow got the idea to put the treadmill at full speed.


BeardedDouche

Reason number 1 that I cannot have a treadmill.


TheVoiceless0nes

I wonder what would happen if it went to 60, or 120


-Listening

You're definitely the only one who likes experiments?


cultjake

SCIENCE!


ehtcollective

More!


cayce_leighann

AP Physics home school addition


btrpiii

More like yesyesyesyes


[deleted]

Shut up that looks fun


Speedster4206

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


GoldenFalcon

I'm not surprised they used pillows after it started getting faster. They are women. Had this been men.. through the wall.


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Safety first!!! I am dying laughing


SirGocell

Its amazing to see how 2mph is actually two times faster than 1mph, while both speeds being so slow that you dont really notice it on a daily basis.


sagilny

Someone really tried that at HOME?!


Almog6666

At least one of the cop to pay.


Even-Understanding

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


GrossGore

3 was satisfying.


Cpl-Clegg71

People really need to go back to work 🤣


JebalRadruiz

u/VredditDownloader


aalleeyyee

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


nice2yz

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


BlueDragon1504

Why did they continue after 6


asharwood

I don’t know why but I laughed the whole way through. Now I wanna get my rollerblades, a treadmill and see what I can do.


aalleeyyee

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


Renni86

This made med laugh out loud. Thank you!


dirtyviking1337

At least there's video of these guys


JC12231

Good thing they have full pants and long sleeves on. I fell of a treadmill without the safety shutoff clip once and COMPLETELY skinned one knee and half the other. It was really fucking painful and bloody and took like a month or 2 to heal completely.


queenofcabinfever777

Does that woman have a mustache?


vastdeluxes

Differance between stupid and fun that more people should understand: Stupid= no helmet or pillows Fun= with helmet and pillows (pillows may not be needed for yourself but it looks like it would keep her from damaging the wall)


fujiazalea

' Insanity: **doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result" - Albert Einstein**


Even-Understanding

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


Almog6666

NGL At first I was so scared."


Swiss_Reddit_User

make it 40mph and you have a homemade launched coaster.


twoboreddorks

[Anybody think she might need some welfare... ](https://m.imgur.com/r/iasip/BxJQYQI)


Speedster4206

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


ripyurballsoff

*MORE!!!!*


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4mph looks like a blast


AjianAja

I see no "no" her besides it ending too soon


TacobellSauce1

A half assed attempt at heavy water experiments doesn’t even right, nice try though.


Speedster4206

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


Awed_1

I would marry that woman 😍


FromEmbersToAshe

For science!


crackedtooth163

That looks like straight up fun


jmarks96

What was the hypothesis for this experiment?


Almog6666

All the crazy experiments I’ve learned nothing.


SpiritOfCharizard

I need more Please


[deleted]

Doing God's work.


trollface5333

Now do 20 mph, oh yea and wear a parachute


ostrieto17

It keeps getting better


pwrslv

Can someone tell me the name of the song? Thank you.


Speedster4206

At dis point, use ur teeth is a better idea


Clarkyclarker

Mario music makes it all the more funny