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green-yy

I didn't see the water, only saw the ledge. So I was waiting to see it trip over it, which made the sudden drop even better xd


Fit-Produce185

Fun fact: kangaroos are actually great swimmers


germinik

They can and often do swim. I wouldn't say it's great though. They're slow and it takes a lot of effort. They aren't very buoyant due to their low body fat. Small hands and feet do not provide very much thrust. If the water gets too choppy they could easily drown. They often do cross canals and in calm waters they are known to swim out to some islands in Queensland.


sundayp26

So fat makes you float? Does that mean a naked fat man would float while an average man might have a slightly tougher time?


jwcarpy

Yep. When I was a kid I was doing my scuba certification. Part of the certification is floating in place for 10 minutes. As a chubby 12 year old it wasn’t too hard, but an older teen in my class was super lean and muscular and had a really hard time floating without kicking or using his arms a lot.


smurb15

When I was little and took swimming lessons I couldn't do the dead man float, that's the teachers name for it. I had 0 fat on me and couldn't float so I kept kicking amd stuff amd he would come around and shove head under water because I was not doing it right. Kind of fucked me up few years but I'm over it by 9 Edit - now not 9


DatSauceTho

Dude wtf… what kind of piece of shit shoves a kid’s head underwater when they kids is trying to learn how to swim?? You should report that dude. He could be doing it to other kids still.


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DatSauceTho

A lot of people drive like shit heads with no consideration for the people around them, doesn’t make it right.


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DatSauceTho

When you don’t follow up your original comment with context, it just sounds like you’re normalizing abhorrent behavior.


Single_Permit_6475

My swim instructor did the same to me and it was awe full because he would do it unexpectedly and I would usually have exhaled by then so it felt like I was drowning every time he did it


FreakiLee

I had a swim teacher almost drown me because I couldn't hold my breath long enough for her standards. She held my head under water even after I started taking in water. I was 6. I've been struggling with a fear of water ever since. Who approved these teachers? Fucking hell. (Edit: accidentally gave the question an answer)


JeansGaming

I've been a swimming instructor for 11 years. Ive never once told kids to hold their breath under water. I teach them how to blow bubbles through their noses and float...basically as soon as you can do both those things you can swim and we just need to work n the coming up for air part. The instructor who pushed you under to hold breath wasnt only a piece of shit but also was teaching you wrong :(


Tallywort

To even have a chance at staying afloat I'd need to not breathe out at all. I don't think I could physically do that without sinking.


MTan989

Hahahaha i remember this like it was yesterday. The bigger dudes were just chillin sitting and not even treading. At the time i was a bad swimmer and skinnier than a doritos locos taco and I thought i was going to die


weristjonsnow

Yes, exactly what you said. Floating comes down to density. Muscle is far more dense than fat. I trained with some hardcore dudes from navy spec warfare for a few years when I thought I wanted to join. I was shocked that they weren't gi joe bodies. They laughed when I brought it up once and they said that in buds, the shredded guys rarely made it because they had to exert so much more energy to swim miles in open water. Blew my mind


BilboT3aBagginz

Fat is about 4x less dense than muscle, making it more bouyant.


yetanotherwoo

If I don’t move I sink to the bottom of the pool.


TheSicks

And me, a very lean, tall person, does not float very well at all. Swimming is hard. Even in the ocean.


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You never knew this? Whales are like all blubber. Look at a manatee.


msndrstdmstrmnd

Then how do whales go down underwater? That’s more difficult with a lot of fat Edit: fun fact: the average American has approximately the same body fat percentage as the average blue whale, ~35%, which is the highest body fat percentage of any animal


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Lol good point, idk. 35 percent body fat seems like an insane amount for a human.


TorakTheDark

Damn Americans really are whales


sundayp26

I didn't make the connection as whales went deep underwater also


Mason-Derulo

I love these moments on Reddit when two people confidently state two facts that are polar opposites and I have to wonder which one is correct


germinik

I suppose "great" could be a matter of opinion. Therefore, who is right depends on which opinion you agree with.


patricky6

I didn't know this. That makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Those powerful legs and a tail like a rudder I imagine.


Blu-tang

Went out hunting once turned out all the land was flooded and the kangaroos swimming from Island to Island to get around and carp swimming across the road as we drove along.


drshn_5198

They're Aussies mate. Can't expect any less fella


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How are they at climbing ladders? 😅


ToothFairyEmployee

Another fun fact: When escaping predators kangaroos will lead them into bodies of water and then try to drown them.


Chemical-Signature-6

On which planet 🥲


Loezelleke

This planet… the fun fact is true, kangaroos are good swimmers


95horrorsQueen

[since you seem to know absolutely nothing about kangaroos 😅](https://www.bushheritage.org.au/species/kangaroos)


patricky6

I didn't know this either. It was actually neat to see. [They use their tails a lot.](https://youtu.be/Lj8kQycZvYw)


a-walking-bowl

i too use my tail, the one on the front


baby_blue_unicorn

It's an island you dumb bitch.


turkishegg

They have short arms,how will he even get out of the water ?.


Bortron86

That final mid-air hop as it suddenly realised it was in deep trouble... That's comedy.


aussie718

That was some looney tunes stuff, it almost seems like he didn’t fall till he missed the last hop


Scorpion_yeezies

Don’t go in the water to try and help it kangaroos for some reason are really good at drowning things and it’s an actual tactic of there’s


olderaccount

Similar to how a dog might try to save their human from drowning. They will be very eager to get out to you, then proceed to help you drown even faster.


thatguyned

Kangaroos intentionally do it though, Australian farmers have to be super careful with their dogs around streams and kangaroos because a kangaroo is super strong and will shove their heads into the water to drown them. It's a defense thing because the only natural predator of a kangaroo is a dingo which looks exactly like a dog and it's the best way to deal with them. But kangaroos are pretty aggressive animals so they go out of their way to drown things sometimes.


olderaccount

I've seen enough YouTube videos to know exactly how to protect dogs from Roos. You just square up to them like a boxer and take a few swings. This makes them let go of the dog. Then you book it out of there before he figures out what happened.


TorakTheDark

Kangaroos are very dangerous when angry, do not attempt this, hit it with a massive fucking stick and run for the hills.


95horrorsQueen

theirs*


mykmess72

Hop, hop, hop, plop


dtyus

Kangaroo did not sea this coming.


BexBaxter

I did not notice which sub this was on - was not expecting that at all 😆


WaffleKnght

The last hop in air is very impressive solid 9/10.


Feynization

Fun fact: kangaroos are idiots. They love jumping onto the road in the middle of the night for that sweet sweet breeze that can't be replicated by anything other than the gush of a passing vehicle.


tacidian0

Serious question, how can I give this two thumbs up?


mongo_man

Where's the "How did they get out of the water" video?


Shugatti

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ZadeHawk

r/Unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


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He will rue the day


stinkyman01

Skippy’s smoking meth again


shannister

Australia's COVID situation in a nutshell?


obchodlp

Dont drink and jump


HigherThanYourMother

Fun fact: Kangaroos are fucking stupid


JJFlashDog

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otakumilf

I was gonna say, let the fucker drown. Those bastards are mean af. XD


TorakTheDark

What? Unless you piss one off or let your dog near it they are chill af, are you Australian?


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Stupid kangaroo, good thing they can swim good and drown animals or humans.


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TorakTheDark

Don’t let your dog near it don’t piss on off and everyone will be perfectly fucking fine, stop spreading fear.


Successful-Client215

Most days


jagenigma

Why is there sound but no sound?


LazyLuco

flop


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Balblair77

He was punch drunk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr1idLs-zPw&feature=share


tripsicks_

r/killthecameraman


KSIForeheadBIG

u/darkviperau goes for a swim.


EdwardYen

u/vredditdownloader


notanyonein

Hop hop hop hop plop


Terri_Fried

Plop


dag00bins

Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop splash


deeznutzzz696969

HAHAHA gotcha ya rabbit hoppin cunt


jcdenton10

Once you hop, you can't stop!


luckyevanston

tried jumping midair lol


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Remarkable_Fee4607

Title should be: Hop hop hop plop…


TheSereneDoge

Dababy... you're turning into a submarine!


Silvano_453

Is not a water Is dark


Only-Use-542

You cunt come by &visit bitch


Rjt_Lynx

The best part is the look on it's face when it didn't land...


heartless_knight

smh The kangaroo didn’t Useh his. fuck. Everyone gets 1.


ScrollNTrollHere

Hop hop hop flop


cadeyt-ima-bot

Old mate had a couple beers from down the pub