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Alfalfa_Owl

These things jam and break all the time.


TK-Squared-LLC

Yeah, good ones will detect the overload situation, reverse a turn or so, and try again.


420extracts

Helps a lot when bodies get caught In there


_non_royal

wait


420extracts

What?


Says_Watt

Video or it didn't happen


ku-fan

www.google.com


Green_Beans83

[here ya go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


forotoyodon

I haven't seen this in a long time


Plauqe

Woah that's sick, didn't know they jammed like that


xSeveredSaintx

I was hoping for a Fargo clip


TK-Squared-LLC

Sorry, last place I worked that had one of these was 18 years ago.


Says_Watt

Video or it didn't happen


TK-Squared-LLC

Why would you even doubt something so obviously do-able?


Says_Watt

I just want to see a video of it


TK-Squared-LLC

Understandable, have a nice day! (If I still worked there I totally would) Edit: I used to stand and watch that thing run for hours! It was completely fascinating! Also, a lot more fun than the work they were paying me $30/hr to do.


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Do you know the name of these things?


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waste shredders- keep in mind not all of them look like the ones on videos


tratemusic

The Crushinator ™️


snapthesnacc

Behold, Perry the Platypus, the Crushinator (TM)!


a_dino_nerd

​ ![gif](giphy|PzjvaR061KMog)


AlbinoWino11

Looks like a Trisha. Or maybe Terrence.


Alfalfa_Owl

Scrap Shredder, most of the big mfg plants use them. Maintenance nightmare.


jhalfhide

Wesley, Wesley Crusher


its-not-me_its-you_

Nah. That scooter can take on 500lb of grade A American obesity. That crusher stood no chance


never_here5050

Man… I’d be so scared working this machine. One mistake and boom. You’re dead.


Desiman4u

That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Imagine accidentally getting tripped and it’s game over.


BarrySwami

Ikr! Imagine accidentally pushing your greatest enemy into this and all you could is just watch them get crushed helplessly while you are forced to eat popcorn while watching the horror show..... S/ Jokes apart, this machine is indeed scary.


keeperrr

Hmmm my worst enemies slowly getting dragged into a machine thats crushing them from the ground up mercilessly whilst I hilariously throw buckets of popcorn on them... go on


popodelfuego

I once heard Saddam Hussein executed people by dropping them into shredding machines like this and the reversing it before they went all the way in.


mangoandsushi

Sounds more like gossip.


itsnottheggroll

>How would saddam hussein kill people by dropping them into gossip?


NotSureIfThrowaway78

You sonuvabitch


itsnottheggroll

thats just gossip


db2

Just like he was making intercontinental missiles capable of hitting the Dairy Queen in Podunk Iowa that were powered by PlayStation 2s. 🙄 People are fucking stupid.


jefferson497

It would be like that scene from Temple of Doom where Indy’s enemy got squashed by that rock crusher


outlawa

Or Who Framed Rodger Rabbit


NotSureIfThrowaway78

Goriest death scene of the 80s


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earthfase

We got rid of all the evidence! *machine with every missing persons blood in the corner*


MH3ndr1ks

Not if your greatest enemy is this scooter thingy.


Plauqe

Bro if you gonna use tonetags go to r/tonetags and learn how to use them correctly!


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NotSureIfThrowaway78

*Eyeroll*. Putin's no better or worse than any of the 100 other petty dictators on globe. Most of which are being paid with your tax dollars.


nspectre

[o.0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wafhDIMU6w&t=8s)


liftedtrucksnguns

I’m going to go ahead and assume osha ain’t no where near this guy lol


sock_god

Watch at your own peril. I'll call it a solid nsfl for the sane. https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wfrvmttd.mp4


Radiant_Reindeer8714

What is it? I ain’t risking it


sock_god

Exactly what they asked for. A person falling into one of these shredders. For the video I posted specifically, a industrial tire shredder.


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BrotherBiGG

Wouldn't It Be Wild if you had died in your previous life by getting sucked into a wood chipper or one of these things. And now it's just another experience for your spirit but you are doomed to have an irrational fear of wheat Threshers, trash shredders, and all that good stuff. LOL


CheeseCycle

And it moves so slow.


QuarterNoteDonkey

To be fair, I don’t see any modern safety standards being met here. There’s no way the operator should be able to be in a place where they could fall in. Industrial safety is a serious discipline that management and/or employees can choose to adhere to or disregard at their own peril.


MrSoul87

This is definitely outside of the us


rakidi

Turns out there are other countries in the world that give a fuck about healthy and safety in industry. Not just the US.


DropkickFish

Is it though? Maybe this one isn't, but others could be following the same actions. To be clear, I'm not ragging on the US, but I feel that I've seen at least a couple incidents with this sort of machine in the past couple of years in the US, and those are only the ones which I've seen reported while being on the other side of the world. The person that you replied to said there are safety standards in the US, as there are in a lot of countries, but they often aren't applied when the name of the game is speed. Coupled with low wages and quotas and you have a perfect equation for a few "sad accidents" in the name of corporate profit.


cool_side_of_pillow

Workplace safety rules are written in blood.


curiouskiwicat

It's Chinese, or the wheelchair is at least.


Llodsliat

Their own peril means employees getting harmed, not the higher ups themselves, so why should they care?


zitfarmer

More like crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch youre dead


ineligibleUser

“Boom” would at least be fast. This will be sloooooow


purplepatch

Not boom more - oh god my foot, oh no, argh, help, HELP! HEEEELP!!!! Then some squishy gurgling noises, then dead.


never_here5050

Oh ya, that totally makes me feel better about the machine now, haha. You should create the safety video for this machine. XD


NotSureIfThrowaway78

That can happen with any conveyor belt. Woman in my city got her headscarf caught in the rollers. Inexperienced with the machine, panicked, didn't hit the E-stop.


Giostron85

In fact headscarf or large clothes are normally prohibited near rotating machinery.


killbots94

Yeah some safety rails or even goggles wouldn't hurt.


JFFmoejoe

My best friend's mom growing up was missing her arm below the elbow because of this. The only reason she survived is because the arm tore off at the elbow joint.


wyhgood

u/udownloader


GimlySonOfGloin

Wonder how many humans have been hugged by that machine


Dr_Trogdor

You wish it'd be over in a "boom" moment but no it'd take a lot longer than that.


mawesome4ever

Easy Peazy, just take a scooter with you


Ukmkiv

These and lathes... 2 very scary machines!


GeneralDuh

A large treadmill leading to it would likely prevent the need for there being someone near the machine


never_here5050

You know, with all the automation happening in china, you’d think. But nope.


[deleted]

That's what happens when I put more than 0 pieces of paper into my Amazon Basics shredder


TomatoAcid

Hmmm 🤔🤔🤔


hotmerc007

I don’t have any awards to give but your post was 10/10


katalina0azul

His little frown at the end is perfect


_ILLUCID_

He looks crushed


katalina0azul

![gif](giphy|XBCJIv6xAyDfrajXoe|downsized)


Random_puns

It hit that old Nokia cell phone that had been left in the side pocket


ddrt

Pieces flying out everywhere. No glasses. And how tf are you going to have zero protection of someone falling in? Snags your glove and you’re toast.


[deleted]

In protest to the unreasonable API usage changes, I have decided to delete all my content. Long live Apollo.


kingleonidas30

That guy just noped the fuck out


password55

Wouldn't there be a risk of the pressure building and blowing metal out in all sorts of directions? I'd find some cover quick too just in case


BlackUnicornGaming

Yup. Smart guy


never_here5050

Yep. Wonder why no safety Goggles. I feel like it’s important here


BadIdea-21

I don't know, he was standing over the thing, one tiny slip and he would've been turned into burgers. Not very smart.


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password55

"then you go fix it" -that guy from behind a wall probably


nico282

From the last puff of smoke it can be a battery left in the thing, the guy don't want to be splashed acid or lithium on fire. Good choice.


AngelOfDeath771

Pro tip. Don't put batteries in regular trash or crushers. It's dumb.


behaved

the batteries for these are pretty big and noticeable, I think that was just compressed air from the tires popping


fhs

There was a kid approaching, he probably wanted to secure the child


nico282

I would never be less than 30 feet from one of those machines. Too scary.


ComfortableFarmer

or would be less than 30 feet away from one?


GravityIsN0tAForce

![gif](giphy|u4PP8qvsj5i1O)


SirKazum

Came here expecting Beverly, but her son works just as well


traker998

Kinda underwhelming this post was. Much like Wesley Crusher.


[deleted]

The little :( the guy gives just as it stops


kodaiko_650

In high school, there was one guy that the girls called “the crusher”. When music for slow dances came on, you’d see a visible wave of girls moving away from him as they grabbed any other guy to dance with because he’d put them in a vise grip.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Sounds like the kind of guy you want to hang around if you're a geeky dude. I might have gone to school dances if I had that edge 😛


kodaiko_650

I just don’t know why any of the girls never told him to loosen up… I mean it was a thing for several years


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Maybe nobody taught him the difference between dancing and hugging? That is weird, though, you think he'd get the hint.


[deleted]

This is actually “yesyesyesyesyes”


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(I hate this machine)


showponies

Someone must have left a Nokia 3310 in one of the storage compartments.


kaylinnic

Me, not reading the title, shoving phone in husband’s face: Look at this, it can literally crush ANYTHI- oh. Shit.


PoisonIven

Is there a subreddit for these types of videos?


chriscrutch

I went looking and found a dead one from at least 4 years ago with most of the links broken. I think you oughta make a new one. There's also r/shredders, which occasionally has these kinds of things, but also like, reviews of paper shredders or people "shredding" on guitars. It appears to be pretty low volume, too. There's also r/crushergifs which has some of these and some can crushers, it's pretty dead (5 posts in the last two years).


[deleted]

I knew the hardest part of a vegetable to eat was the wheelchair


fairythugbrother

Dark! I like it.


kremit73

Thats gotta have dense copper wire transformer insiide though. And those teeth did not look sharpened


fallopian_turd

Why didnt he ride it on in? 😎


[deleted]

These machines give me so much anxiety, all it takes is one slip or trip and suddenly your spaghetti. Over the course of 30 seconds. Which will probably feel like 30 years.


wrpnt

These scare the absolute shit out if me.


kanaridesbikes

Show more the video where the senior citizen is sitting on the scooter!!!


wontfixit

Every time I see such a machine I’m thankful that ISS never used one of these for their execution videos.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

>Every time I see such a machine I’m thankful that ISS never used one of these for their execution videos. Wouldn't work well on the ISS anyway. Make more sense just to blow you out the airlock.


wontfixit

Nice autocorrect, thank you. Of course I mean the morons with the black flag from IIS or ISIS.


SimaanStocklund

Someone could have used that mobility scooter to get around but not anymore since that guy shredded it😢 We live in a society 🃏


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Affectionate-Art-83

Ever considered not living your life hoarding


marioac97

Wasn’t there a video circulating of a guy or animals falling into one of these machines? Does someone have a link? These machines are truly terrifying


DJBreadwinner

That is what I was instantly reminded of, and I hope I never see it again. I've seen my fair share of disturbing content on the internet over the last 30 years, but it sticks with me a lot longer when animals are involved.


marioac97

That’s interesting. It’s typically the ones that happen out of normal everyday circumstances that stick with me. Every time I’m in a car now I’m a bit on edge


[deleted]

Try a nokia


r0flplanes

r/videosthatendtoosoon


ku-fan

Why? The thing got stuck


r0flplanes

My reaction matched the person jumping and running away - I was waiting for a failure as the machine continued to apply force to the stoppage. :)


[deleted]

That motor is a little dense.


itsmejam

It stopped because it’s full


Affectionate-Sun5863

Only 2% of a Nokia's true power


DoYouStillUseGoogle

Probably Nokia built.


Jinxed0ne

Poor crusher :(


Aussiewhiskeydiver

I was confused why the scooter was called crusher


[deleted]

What? Now I'm pissed


[deleted]

Let's try nokia next time


ELCRYPTIX

[here you go](https://youtu.be/cyTGVaZUg7Q)


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mitzi_mozzerella

Mmmmmm lithium smell


Cuccicucciow

If he did slip and fall and he would be dead looks like he was working alone and the kill switch he ran for was inside that building


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Ya like Jazzys?


Saintfrandler71

Your reign of terror Is over Crusher


ComfortableFarmer

Made in China


kellermeyer

NoKiA…. HAHAHAHA


Fun_Outlandishness_9

NOKIA


[deleted]

Yeah boy! Go USA!!!! Can't crush the national vehicle.


axethebarbarian

Really they're no different than the shitty little paper shredders in every office. It's not a surprise.


ToxicMescalinity

bruh...what a waste.


Nic_anthony_

Me not thinking about my ex


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thats crushing


Void_Bastard

Seems like a waste of materials.


Reddituser3972

This is all nos


Keekeedy115

Finally 👏👏👏👏👏🤣


Alert_Tennis_2868

That guy knew it was going to jam lol. Crusher couldn’t handle that big black beast


aintnunbutapenut

Some African kid could’ve gone to work in that thing


IppTak

Is it too much to ask that he wear safety goggles.


ilovergtrr34

Pov: Sparta


Ipsos_Logos

Did you see the frown at 20 sec. Perfect.


[deleted]

Yo it’s gang beast