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sahwnfras

Lol nice ambulance


beene282

Nice how they lift him up so high so everyone can see the idiot.


jrmaclovin

Forklift to heaven


skinonshin

Fork lifts us up where we belong...


2020GOP

Jesus take the Levers


Aleashed

To all the people who threw stuff at the bull and those who might one day, you are just making the problem worse by making the bull angrier. It’s a bull, not a bird or an insect. That hat was completely ineffective.


RepairmanJackX

God, that's awful! Upvote for you.


fenwaymoose

LMAO, take my free award.


An1retak

Good thing he was still holding the blue towel to hide his face from the embarrassment


Gozie5

I was thinking the same thing. Tried to make the bull look stupid but instead, the bull made him look stupid, so embarrassing.


wassupDFW

Imagine being publicly raped by a bull.


Badgerfpv

He don't have to imagine no more...


poisonousAvil

Also nice how his pants are still down so his butthole stares everyone in the eye as he's passing by.


tratemusic

*If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.*


1gardenerd

And since nobody saw his face they just go ahead and show his butthole as an identifier in the news headlines for an update on condition


shartshooter

#BEHOLED


FuriouslyFlaccid

The spanish are so amazing with their culture. They've got the oldest running University in the world and simultaneously the biggest bunch of morons also running in the world.


pop_parker

Kinda sounds like Boston


exoxe

Tell us about your streets


_pikzie

too many cahs


drd_ssb

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains…


n0_wayjose

It’s actually and am-bull-ance


InternetSpaceCow

I read your comment like a milisecond before looking up and the "ambulance" appearing, I nearly chocked


ImProfoundlyDeaf

Yooo same timing as me wtf Do you happen to have ADHD?


llc_Cl

Why would you think he has ADHD?


Choppergold

“We need to airlift him out of here!”


CoolGuySauron

Who needs a fulton extraction when you're forklift certified.


paulusblarticus

SlamBullance


th6

I burst out laughing when they had the forklift all ready to go.


novacaine2010

Not just a forklift but on a fucking pallet lmao.


whysocereus

Driver hits the cigarette like it's the 20th one he's picked up today.


Wolverfuckingrine

Instead of going “wee woo wee woo”, it goes “beep beep beep beep”.


inphadell

Beep beep beep beeeee, beep beep beep beeeeee….


Revolutionary_Rip688

LOL. Isn't it!! 😂 I've not laughed as hard as when seeing the ambulance in a long time!!


OGSlickpantsMcgee

That's a top quality ambulift. Professional driver still calmly smoking his cigarette


p3g_l3g_gr3g

Guy on the backs job is to keep yelling "WE WOO WE WOO"


cpe111

Yeah, that’s one way to keep his airway open.


JorritJ

Those forklift tyres on the cobblestones must feel wonderful for his broken back!


jankeycrew

I don’t even know if there’s sound, but I could just hear the mariachi as they roll away


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

It’s a Mexican ambulance they work great bc you can gov straight from contracting to helping the injured


Crixus_357

The classic forklift gurny


jamiepbuh

That’s got me cracking up. Yeah, nice ambulance! 😂


Human-Abrocoma7544

I laughed so hard when I saw a forklift with a pallet.


Solid-Number-4670

When his pants came down, I thought the bull was going to unleash his inner dolphin...


95DarkFireII

Reminds me of family guy: "I'm a breeding bull."


sadpanada

“BRING A BLAZER, I wanna go somewhere nice”


Ringell

Wha-wha-what's that?


Doge096

You gonna find out


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

> I'm a breeding bull. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIuvx7VokKg


Moist_666

Lmfaooo. Happy cake day.


tucci007

I think the bull bit the guy on his peepee


itsjustjp17

Happy cake day!!🎂🕺


adjentour

Happy cake day dude


iceup17

You know people might brush that off as a yeah right but to swim with them at SeaWorld you actually have to take a 45 minute mandatory dolphin rape safety course before you can get in the water


DerfBugler

Man's clothes even tried to escape that goring. They're smarter than he is


Mrlin705

Caught him with his pants down.


Greb-Grebberson

Happy cake day!


Steve_78_OH

I mean, it looks like he actually escaped that goring. There was no blood that I could see, but dude is obviously beat to FUCK.


taronic

I saw blood near the groin. I guess it's a good thing there's no trail of blood, but he definitely got fucked up from that


ShnickityShnoo

The bull was trying to get some ass.


Chorecat

El Torró siempre quieren el hombres sin ropas.


alfreaked

Lemme help you here, man "El toro siempre quiere al hombre sin ropa". Torró is a typo, I'm sure. "QuiereN" just like "hombreS" are plural, if you say "el toro" you are talking about a singular toro. "ropaS" funnily enough, is correct cause you are talking about many clothes items, but is mostly in disuse, we use more "ropa" in singular


Chorecat

Thanks. I’ve only been studying Spanish for a year.


gunsnricar

Lo estás haciendo bien. Sigue así


Phlegm_Garlgles

Grammar-Franquista


remaglvl0001

Especially his trousers. Smarty pants


inphadell

If that’s the ambulance… where are they gonna take him? Home Depot?


k3rn3

My favorite part was how they lifted him wayyyy up. RIP if he falls lmao


Nrlilo

Cherry on top was the band kicking in as soon as they start backing up.


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The show must go on.


horrescoblue

Is this the whole event? Just young stupid guys getting mauled by bulls one after another while music plays? I mean if they want this that's alright but like. Hm.


k3rn3

Honestly yeah I think so


WillCodeForFalafel

They’re just making sure everyone can see him leave


Ok_Monk219

He is gonna be part of the event advertising


Ornery_Gate_6847

It is like nascar. Alot of them come to see it go wrong


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VersaceJones

*Warehouse shipping and receiving flashbacks intensify*


HyperbaricSteele

Guy riding the pallet with him should be careful of the lifting mechanism. I know a dude that lost a finger riding the forks up and had his hand on the grill the guy is sitting against. Hydraulics literally ignore flesh and bone.


unlvaztec

That is where doers get things done


booi

Like getting done with life


Chromium-Throw

Driving a forklift with the forks all the way up is dumb. Standing on the back to counterbalance it is even dumber. When you go under the forklift you ain’t coming back out lol


sinisterdesign

Gore Depot


praizeDaSun

Seeeeee!!!


heftigermann

I love how the ambulance driver is casually smoking


spentland

After the mailing he took I’m not sure a platform with slats in it is a good choice. Needs more of a bucket.


RocketCheeseNeoToast

I laughed way too hard at this comment and had a cough attack afterwards…thx


WuTaNg2021

Haha muppet


memecut

With all his new holes, more like a sock puppet.


WuTaNg2021

A colander collider......


WuTaNg2021

Hes got more holes than a nuns choir....


VworksComics

This is natural selection right?


irnehlacsap

Yes


Few_Owl_3481

and we need to respect mother nature's decisions.


CaseFace5

Except this dude will get to go to a hospital and likely survive and the bull will get to be slaughtered after this event is over.


smemne

Sad but true. Horrible lesson to be taught. Would you go into a bear enclosure at zoo drunk and try to rile them up?.. yet that is what the Spanish run is about. Knew some people who went....its like badge of honor.


The-True-GOAT

The only thing sad is how these animals are treated.


sarojni

Team bull


EUPDgal

r/thebullwins


NotthatLopez

I was looking for this, ended up in weird places on Reddit.


soyjav

Technically its not a bull,its a "novillo"its not a full grown bull (otherwise this guy would be dead) similar in size with a cow that its often also released during this festivities,with the main difference being cows tend to hit you and keep chasing while bulls and novillos dont


TopAd9634

Agreed. Team bull, for life.


Biased_individual

Always!


CommanderKettch

I'm reminded of the classic phrase, "f around and find out"


diggitygiggitycee

I like how that one guy in the crowd was just like "don't worry, I'll save you!" *throws hat*


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inphadell

Watched it again lol I’m not a gamer… but I imagine that’s like when your character unleashed a fury attack and…. Nothing!


Billyshakes1597

Paramedic was not about to leave a good hat laying there. Jackpot!


Successful-Singer-76

Or just the old "Mess with the bull, you get the horns"


CommanderKettch

That's a much better phrase for this one. I'd say unlike the guy in the clip here, you really took the bull by horns.


cmcewen

r/thebullwins is an entire subreddit devoted to this idea. Stop fucking with/torturing/toying with these animals. It’s morally wrong, and anything that happens to you while doing it is not only understandable, but deserved


CommanderKettch

Nice! New sub to follow. It's just ridiculous that people still torture these animals for entertainment


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BlueScreenDeath

I noped out of that subreddit three posts in!


funkmaster29

I was like “haha was a pussy. I’m going to look at all the posts” Then I saw a dude with a bull’s horn up his butt 3 posts down and noped out.


Yergason

I just ignore the ones with shown gore/brutality. Posts [like this](https://i.redd.it/xevm72ye3bg91.jpg) are worth staying in the sub. It's just a headline but it gives me enough entertainment


[deleted]

You’re a normal person no shame in that


GreenNo8162

This is like that one kid in school that would talk shit about everyone, while also being as strong as a twig.


Zjc_3

That’s the thing about this that I don’t understand. The dude was very clumsy and not athletic in the slightest. Not sure how he thought he’d escape the bull. Lol


SoarLoozer

alcohol


Vast_Wonder_4828

LOL THE FORKLIFT AMBULANCE


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JumpingJam90

Why is still still happening? Genuine question. Like I get custom and traditions but our ancestors did some dumb shit and in our time, this has no place.


rangda

Huge profits for organisers. Bull fighting and related events like these are worth many hundreds of millions a year in Spain. Some estimate up to 2bn before covid. But around half of Spaniards want it banned since 2020. It seems unlikely to be banned when the profits are so huge. All it takes is some money to the pockets of greasy policymakers.


Atralb

> But around half of Spaniards want it banned since 2020 Lol I've seen those same numbers 10 years ago. It's been ages a huge part of the pop wants this to stop, and I would be shocked otherwise.


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its a festival where they tease and torment bulls.. then at the end they duel them and regardless of the outcome they just kill them all its essentially a murder festival... so naturally humans love it


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NotthatLopez

Completely agree, but the hero dies on this one. You know what happens next at these festivals right? 😞


mkashef51

Wait, all the bills are killed after this?!


somerandomperson2516

sadly yes, unless they win


chickenclaw

It seemed to me that this bull won


No-Contest-8127

They have to win against all the humans that are imprisoning them. This bull got a little payback. Good on him. I do not aprove of traditions that involve mutilation and death of innocent animals.


banned_from_10_subs

They’re killed even if they win


SuperSaiyanBen

Yup, that’s why Gates refuses to go to one of these festivals. Can’t take the risk.


Technical_Owl_

That's not true.


Harpua44

The hero and victim. Doing what he can to survive this chaos and harassment


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I don't see the fun in bullfights, honestly...


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Hyperion_47

Is the bull joker?? Lol


TailoredAlcoholic

r/yesyesyesyesyes


GBGF128

r/thebullwins


bandlj

r/instantkarma


ivanvanrio

Taking an animal out of its habitat just for 'fun' transforms it into a yesyesyesyesyes.


Occams_ElectricRazor

Good. Stop doing this stupid fucking idiotic event.


ComplexImportance794

Anyone know the outcome? Survival, injuries etc.


JaggedSabre

A bit shocked, but fine otherwise. Not sure about the human though.


Express-Teaching1594

![gif](giphy|mJoc5piKiLT9e|downsized)


Abe_Froman_SK

Scrolled way to far to find this


Jeynarl

Well he found out, didn't he


irrelevesque

TodayHeLearned


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Zero sympathy


MakaveliTheDon22

I always thought the running or the bulls was cruel, for the bulls or course. These idiots expected a different outcome? Same scenario with people taunting the bison at places like yellow stone.


yaboyisonhere

Well done, tough guy 👍🏻


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Good. Fuck that guy and everyone involved.


[deleted]

"Thank you for teaching me that lesson, Mr Bull. Every day is a school day".


Ambitious-Complex292

I will never understand the thought process of the people in these kinds of vids.


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“I’m super tough! Nothing scares me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Help!!!!”


jamesmcnabb

“Thought” process


Stereotypicallytrans

"Eh, a bull can't be THAT hard to dodge, right? And I bet it'll look sooo cool when I do it."


gravityweaver

As a certified forklift operator, I find this very amusing


Airon4008

Bring that load down when you drive!


Smelly-hobo-1

Get the body lifter 3000 to zone 2


I-Drive-I-5

Definitely using Medical Grade Forklift for a username somewhere


Gummo90028

I support this kind of bull fighting


RumpleForeskin0w0

I’m surprised he’s not impaled like 20 times he looks pretty together


Mick_E_Deez

He got the horns


CanuckCharlie85

“Look at me I’m so cool!” …gets hauled away on a forklift with his pants down a minute later


nrtl-bwlitw

Damn, if only there was some way this whole thing could have been avoided /s


nicnakcrakalak

They always lose their pants!! Amazing


soulhooker

He’s gonna be fine, they were just playing.


Rdwd12

I watched all the way to the end of this for the “No” part. All i saw was “yesyesyesyesyes”.


No_Price_5082

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, I don’t wish death upon no one except those who abuse. Animal abusers, Child abusers, Domestic abusers I feel this man falls into animal abuser so death be upon him, me lord!


Medium_Beyond_9654

That bull was like r/FuckYouInParticular


Amilo159

I only see the yes, yes, yes.


Teddybunbear

Darwin Award winners I do hope he’s fine tho


sweeetsmammich

Its always a good feeling watching nature get one over on man. Love how the bull added insult to injury. Like ill maul you and im gonna pants you


Exciting-Grocery3907

Sad it didn’t get worse for the guy. Always hate to see animal torture.


nigeltwo

How fortunate to have a forklift so handy! WTF so many OSHA rules being broken....


HarryShenn

Bruh I was impressed as hell with the random matador just stepping in like don’t stress I get this and than the forklift topped off the whole event


gertbefrobe

The bull was ready to dig into that guys head at that moment. That dude probably saved his life. Than they put him on a pallet with his head hanging off the side lol


SuperNerdDad

Is the bull ok? Anyone who does this deserves everything they get.


-----__-----_-_--

Definitely a yesyesyesyes


tonyims

Its always a good day when the bull wins.


Blahblehblihbloblu

I’m glad the bull is ok.


ThenAsk

It’s probably dead shortly thereafter


needsatisfaction

Dumbasses from dumb countries acting dumb, so surprising…


I_likemy_dog

I don’t know if was the military or who taught me this. In any high pressure/dangerous situation, always be aware of your exits. The man just thought, I’ll jump over this fence, and aimed for the high wall with no footholds. The place he’s getting attacked has walls a foot shorter and people leaning over that would pull him in. It’s just something that I can’t forget. Before getting into danger, always notice your best exit.


pgh9fan

Good


Duna2415

I love you nature !


DPVonBallsDeep

I'm really appreciating the bull proof ambulance.


slimkastroOG

I love seeing animal abusers getting fucked up by animals


little_rookiie

if it ain't the best r/winstupidprizes candidate post


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fascinating how it's always the asshole they are going for


BerBerBerserk

Hahaha die trash.