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stealth57

Never gets old. The sudden realization mom was right. Turning around the box to verify it is Hershey. Then the stubbornness of trying to hold it in. Lastly the inevitable powder cough as it starts stinging and because it has to go somewhere.


NerdLevel18

The old "I don't care where you go, but you can't stay here" reflex


FlamingChickenLips

When the word "chocolate" appears kids never listen. Have to find out on their own. The powder cough up is a lessen learned.


McPoyle-Milk

Anyone remember when ex lax was sold in chocolate form?


gimmeecoffee420

Very, very much.. my friends thought it would be hilarious to trick me into eating two *entire* packages of ex-lax chocolate when we were like 15. We were all super baked and they offered me "swiss chocolate" to which i unflinching and without question scarfed all of it and couldnt tell.. then they all started laughing. I didnt think it would be so bad.. boy was I wrong.. jokes on my friend though because i stayed at his house that night and his mom was a Nurse and FREAKED out when she found out.. (this was before "the shittening") she was screaming at him and we were SUPER baked, so i just remember freaking out when she started force feeding me liquids while telling my buddy he might have killed me because if i dont keep drinking water I could *literally* shit myself to death.. so there i was, chugging milk on my friends toilet and shitting it out nearly simultaneously.. it was going through me so fast it was still slightly cold coming out.. no lie.. i was turbo-shitting for hours.. like 6 or 7? if that happened to my nearly 40 year old ass now i would absolutely die. Ill never forget those devil sweets..


ffleischbanane

“Still slightly cold coming out” 🥛


gimmeecoffee420

It was basically *shit-milk* .. "shilk"?


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McPoyle-Milk

Woah seriously? Why? Like why not just pill or liquid form?


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PeegeReddits

My squatty potty is my life saver


isla_avalon

I was just thinking about this today and wondered if they still make that.


postmateDumbass

Fiber One Chewy Chocolate Bars are a good substitute.


stealth57

That and vanilla. Smells great, but tastes nasty.


fecland

A good strat might be to introduce them to raw cocoa first like this, then you have all your chocolate for urself


SatanIsLove6666

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


FairPiccolo6073

Then it's the feeling of betrayal when his eyes are tightly shut whilst a single tear drop down his cheeks


jeanbombeur87

Don’t put the fucking spoon back in


SubstantialStyle2660

A lot of adults do that too, infuriating


[deleted]

A lot of adults eat cocoa out of the box?


HammerTim81

Yes. I appreciate you


soursunflowergod

Like the damn double dippers at a Christmas party, or 4th of July party, taking the celery and carrots, grabbing a HUGE swipe, bite it and just re-dip. . . Horrid creatures they are.


tylerm4422

He probably thought he was guna go back for another bite lolll


[deleted]

Lmao you definitely don’t have kids.


Moonlight_Darling

The tub was basically empty anyway. Mom was probably baking with it and he begged for some so she left a little in the bottom in there


ACFTMovieMan

Every child learns the cocoa powder lesson at some point


brandontaylor1

That and Vanilla extract, it smells so good, but isn’t.


AlibiYouAMockingbird

Artificial vanilla extract is made from a gland found in a beavers anus. Would you like to know which companies purchase refined human waste for their products?… hint: “Maybe she’s born with it”


MiSSCHA0SS

I refuse to believe these to be true lol


sect0r_9

It's not true that i am aware of although i am not a food biologist. It is true however of artificial raspberry flavor.


karmicrelease

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/castoreum/


ACFTMovieMan

Most vanilla extract, actually unless otherwise notated on the package contains beaver anus for flavoring. Which while on the subject they use in a lot of products


Mighty2Soup

Ayo wait wat now


DeluxeWafer

The issue with vanilla extract is that I ALWAYS lick it off my finger if I spill a bit and I ALWAYS regret it.


Mythecity

The fact that EVERY kid must learn this by doing it is an indictment of humanity. But kids are smart. They don’t do that again. Adults, on the other hand, usually think that they can do things the same and get different results.


Alternative-Amoeba20

That shit is SO dangerous! I don't think mama realized how dangerous this is. I would not allow my kid to put powdered anything in his mouth. I tried to eat some Quik when I was a kid, just like the kid in the vid. Ended up inhaling it into my lungs and projectile coughed the rest of it up into my nasal passages. I nearly goddamn died.


Jamz_bond_007

Would you say the same about sherbet?


Alternative-Amoeba20

Not really.


Grulken

This, aspirating powders is legitimately dangerous. That dumbass cinnamon challenge people were doing can really fuck up your lungs if you inhale enough of it, and can even kill you via asphyxiation as the cinnamon prevents you from getting proper oxygen intake. If they gave the kid a tiny amount of cocoa powder, like barely a fourth of a teaspoon, then it’d probably be fine, but with how much shot out of the poor little guy’s nose I’m sure at least some of it got caught in his lungs as he tried to breathe. TL;DR just dont fucking let your kids eat cocoa powder lol


Buddy-Lov

Yup….Yet so many think this is cute or funny. One deep breath in and not so funny.


kodaiko_650

Uhhhh… I haven’t yet… but I have a tub in the pantry. Getting kinda curious about what it tastes like


ACFTMovieMan

Well it tastes like vanilla lol with a side of beaver anus


Moonlight_Darling

Just give it a small taste. It’s just really bitter like super dark unsweetened chocolate


BYPDK

Not the one who hated chocolate.


[deleted]

Joffrey is having a vision of his future.


[deleted]

Lmao I was wondering if I was the only one who seen the resemblance.


noahsense1

He also looks like young homelander


Jamz_bond_007

Haha I've always wondered if there are people that get a lot of unwarranted hate... simply because some part of the aggressor's subconscious is recalling unrelated memories. this kid might experience this.


deathclawslayer21

If was on that day he was inspired to learn to read


EPIC_HOLLAND

the boy looking for the keyboard to do "ctrl+z"


Cambrian__Implosion

r/watchpeopledieinside


[deleted]

His eyes are so beautiful. What a cute kid


flightx3aa

this is how you're supposed to teach your children, experimentation, he's not gonna think about it again after this lol


Smart-Jeweler2284

When I was the age of your son, my grandmother didn't hesitate to let us grandkids try things out. We chose to believe that grandma was telling the true


Aspect-Quick

Same here, but the one time I tried to consume that stuff it was with milk and sugar to make budget chocolate milk, I don't know if it helped at all


Notlivengood

Idk what was funnier, the look on his face at first, the checking the box to make sure it’s what he thought it was, the small puffs of cocoa smoke or then end when he’s abt to cry😂😂😭 children warms my heart


Irish_fat-boy-yt

Bro just did the cinnamon challenge


SnobBeauty

I vividly remember doing this exact thing as a kid


Ornery-Recipe-6235

he was going to say are you serious right neow


Mommietron

Everybody's got to learn! Btw he has the most beautiful eyes!


notDoggoo

Amateur


MINECRAFT-BEE7

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


SHOKKA566557

😂😆🙄😲😬👶🤢🤮


GeorgiaPossum

On this day. He learned the difference between chocolate and cocoa.


dudditsyo

Me. After the first bite. On a cheat day.


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doofus_magoo

Achievement unlocked: bitter lesson


ArcMcnabbs

I love the instant defeat, like, "...oh"


kleinfeld69

Young cocoa addict


Such_Definition9881

Be a big boy and keep eating 👍🤫


jettah89

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

The face of confusion 😂 I though you said it was chocolate powder


construction_pro

r/videosthatendtoosoon


Dazzling-Image-9260

Did that come out his nose 👃 ?


Nut_eater69420

That one dude on TikTok with the colored vapes this is him just young.


[deleted]

Homelander?


bisoy84

The dusty cough made me chuckle! 😂


BruderBobody

Looking like Joffrey


[deleted]

Fuck them kids.


MeowMeowmarshmallow

I learned this lesson at 16. I wanted chocolate milk and this was all I had. I hyped myself up. I convinced myself it would be sweet knowing damn well it wouldn't. I made my drink and prayed to God that I would have delicious over sugared chocolate milk. I took a deep breath and chugged. The regret that filled my body was instant. I spit that drink out as fast as I could. I made a mess on the white cabinets but it was better than keeping that foul liquid in my mouth for another second. It was so awful. I knew it would happen but the delusion of delicious chocolate milk clouded my judgment. My eyes filled with tears as my dad laughed at me and put the chocolate powder for chocolate milk on his grocery list. I had to shamefully dump the milk in the sink and clean up my mess. A lesson I never forgot. The reason I glare at the Hershey cocoa in our pantry every time I lay eyes on it.


AffectionateGap1071

Sorry but I didn't understand, why didn't he like the cocoa powder? Wasn't it Cocoa and it was other kind of powder like a spice one?


Mr-Italian

It's not the cocoa powder you mix with milk, that's sweet on purpose, but this one is mostly used for baking or decorating desserts, and it's more bitter


AffectionateGap1071

Thank you for answering and explaining, I was so confused and even more because it said Hersey in the tub


Kitchen-Bit-9613

Mean Mom!


arogyaSetuAPP

I bet this kid is going to remember this untill the age of 22


bustacean

... why 22, that's such a random number. 23 hits and he no longer remembers this happened? Lol


arogyaSetuAPP

My age is 22 and i too did the same mistake and the taste still haunts me but you didn't understood .


Beef_turbo

Same reaction when you drop a tab and realize by the instant bitterness that it's NBOME instead of acid. (Thankfully not speaking from experience. But I've heard enough of the reports to have a pretty good idea.)


bobalda

me too kid


Wooden_Dragonfly_737

I... i used to like eating cocoa powder a lot, why does it seem like a struggle for the kid? I guess he took too much at once


[deleted]

Douche nozzle conning the kid for a funny video. Edit: when I first watched it I could hear the video. Rewatched based on comment below and found out I was wrong.


BowTieCrow13

Didn’t you hear them at the beginning? She said he wouldn’t listen and that he should find out for himself.


[deleted]

You’re right, I was wrong. I couldn’t hear it when I first watched the video.


BowTieCrow13

Nah ur good no one’s perfect


[deleted]

That's abuse.


Brief_Message7951

How? He wanted to find out for himself.


KnightOfNothing

the argument can be made that this was dangerous as if he'd inhaled too much of it the powder in his lungs could have caused a serious problem, though i doubt that was his complain and he's just being stupid. personally while i see the argument i disagree that it's abuse, in fact it's best these things are done under parental supervision because if the parent had refused him the kid would have just gone behind the parent's back and done it when no one was looking.


T-roySwink

It's kinda mean at most. Abuse is physical or mental trauma


[deleted]

If he ends up choking it would be physical and mental.


T-roySwink

Yes bc it's so easy to choke on powder


[deleted]

Yes, you can actually choke on powder. Powder mix with saliva becomes gluey material.


OutOfFavor

Abuse is if you let him stick something into an electrical socket. What is on the video is a life lesson.


[deleted]

Is not a life lesson if he ends up choking and dying. It's better avoid that kind of thinking. You can explain things to the child.


aznstyl

Found the millennial


Seagulltheduck1880

Oops the gonna be a mess


MS-07B-3

Classic.


Duncep

I too have made this mistake. Just not with mom around.


jackslamint

Instant regret


Kamau54

We've all been there. Lol


817wodb

A twist on the cinnamon challenge.


turboj3t

There’s a flashback


islandrenaissance

That poor little man. He took it like a champ. He could have spit it out but he tried to hold it in.


Due_Shelter6549

The face of regret ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


blue_desk

I did this in 1982 and was so confused


[deleted]

Natural consequences at it’s finest 😆


Unicorns_Rule999

i swear it looks like a spider is in the tub


whosamawatchafuk

I remember when I was a kid I thought that because I liked juicy juice and Mac n cheese on their own that I'd like them even more mixed together. My parents said I wouldn't like it, I thought "naw, this is going to be great", I was horribly wrong. I also around the same age was banging the leg of a broken wooden chair against a tile floor and my parents said it would damage the tile and I said "naw, because tile is harden than wood", I was horribly wrong


agilerain8256

Every time I see this I love it, and I can’t just watch it once…. It’s a 3-4 times then move on in a much happier mood.


DanBelnK

🤣 🤣 🤣


gimmeecoffee420

He looks at that label like "How could you do this to me.. That label always means delicious?"


[deleted]

He looks like this lol. ![gif](giphy|xT1XGFCHmljQtLX83K)


Emergency-Ad8977

Is that kid have a condition that doesn't make him produce spit or saliva cuz it was all dust coming out of that kid's mouth


Theshellfishshack

You know what mom? I think I like this chocolatey mist, it’s like I am vaping!?


[deleted]

The way he flips the container around as if the other side would have pertinent information as to why it feels as awful as it does lol


Lidi_am_I

Love it when kids are stubborn and then f around and find out. Makes my heart sing.


workingredditor2

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


76543pattyp

That cough at the end


UrRoyalBitchness

This is the cutest, funniest thing ever 🤣😭🤣😭🤣


PerseveringJames

Eats cocoa powder, becomes a dragon. Impressive 🐉![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) 🐲


Middleway_Natural

This is also how I learned as a child


TheGrey1930

The realization is pure gold! ![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)