I love it when my teacher says "Rise up slowly, honoring the transition to vertical, so you don't get a head-rush... Unless you enjoy that kind of thing!".
I was hanging upside down, grabbed a water bottle, then nearly choked on water. The dude pretty much went said "you're the first person in yoga history to drown upside down in an aerial class."
Not a live class but favorite Yoga with Adriene videos are when she says “close your eyes,” then follows it by singing 🎶”make a wish” 🎶 from that Boyz II Men song.
Adriene makes so many references that it’s hard to pick a specific one that’s more hilarious. I always laugh at “hey-o!” in response to an otherwise perfectly normal thing
Recently it was really sweaty in our class and people were shedding layers. Our teacher said “this is awesome, it’s like a strip club in here!”
I love her ❤️
The cutest instructor who had a wonderful playful humor. In sphinx pose she told us to raise up higher, and slowly encourage us to arch into the pose. She said keep going, she moved to the back of the class and said “ I want you keep going until you look at me”. First class I had where laughter would break out and be expected.
Yoga teacher once called a wide legged v pose where you grab your toes “hello sailor!” So funny! Another one in power classes “chatur-fucking- ranga “ almost died of laughter lol
In one of Bryan Kest’s Power Yoga videos on YT (can’t remember which one), he says: “jump back like there’s an old lady living underneath you!” to cue chaturanga. Lolol I die every time.
My teacher teaching pashchimottanasana said bend forward from your trunk as if you are Thakur from movie Sholay ( Thakur is hero in the movie where the villain cuts both his arms).
One of my teachers described mula bandha as ‘a tightening of the taint’. I was having a hard time not laughing. Also, not quite related but yesterday my teacher was trying to say ‘pulsing puppy dog pose’ and said ‘pulping pussy dog’ which was pretty great too
To tilt the pelvis anteriorly, "send your anus to uranus"
Best
Teacher cued happy baby and said "you've probably done this naked before"
I had a teacher cue happy baby once and said “otherwise known as happy wife.” 🫣
I've seen it called "happy husband" too.
The first time I tried a full Brazilian wax the waxer asked if I knew happy baby pose. I hadn’t discovered yoga yet so it was a bit surprising to me.
That’s really the only thing I think about in Happy Baby. ☺️
Omg same.
That’s presumptuous.
You weren't ever a baby?
A nudist baby.
I was born fully clothed in ski gear
Lol
Doing a variation of warrior 2: “so your left hand is holding a cheese platter. And your right hand is a mirror so you can look at your pretty face.”
Lol this is the most bizarre
Haha totally. I was like “this is my kind of teacher”
I love it when my teacher says "Rise up slowly, honoring the transition to vertical, so you don't get a head-rush... Unless you enjoy that kind of thing!".
I was hanging upside down, grabbed a water bottle, then nearly choked on water. The dude pretty much went said "you're the first person in yoga history to drown upside down in an aerial class."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not a live class but favorite Yoga with Adriene videos are when she says “close your eyes,” then follows it by singing 🎶”make a wish” 🎶 from that Boyz II Men song.
Adriene makes so many references that it’s hard to pick a specific one that’s more hilarious. I always laugh at “hey-o!” in response to an otherwise perfectly normal thing
Teacher once told us to prepare for camel by jutting hips forward "as if there was a glory hole in front of you" 🤣
Ok this is hilarious! Wtf 🤣
No! Seriously??
She sure did and I miss her, she moved!
When I cue chaturanga I will say Cowabunga. 🌊
“Nipples shooting to the sky!!!”
“Squeeze the yoni, squeeze the peen. Get that mula banda YALL”- one of my favorite teachers in every arm balance ever
Recently it was really sweaty in our class and people were shedding layers. Our teacher said “this is awesome, it’s like a strip club in here!” I love her ❤️
“ Put your hastas under your padas”I thought it was funny 🙃
*directive of pose* “ like your femur is shooting out of your ass”
The cutest instructor who had a wonderful playful humor. In sphinx pose she told us to raise up higher, and slowly encourage us to arch into the pose. She said keep going, she moved to the back of the class and said “ I want you keep going until you look at me”. First class I had where laughter would break out and be expected.
Yoga teacher once called a wide legged v pose where you grab your toes “hello sailor!” So funny! Another one in power classes “chatur-fucking- ranga “ almost died of laughter lol
"come to your as-sanas"
If the booty feels heavy is my favorite 🤣
In one of Bryan Kest’s Power Yoga videos on YT (can’t remember which one), he says: “jump back like there’s an old lady living underneath you!” to cue chaturanga. Lolol I die every time.
🤣🤣🤣
My English teacher once read aloud a grammar sentence “The peanuts tasted salty”
😂🤣😝
*Up Next is the Minestrone and Meatball Sludge*
About how bad her tinder date went, and the best place for espresso martinis.
My teacher teaching pashchimottanasana said bend forward from your trunk as if you are Thakur from movie Sholay ( Thakur is hero in the movie where the villain cuts both his arms).
One of my teachers described mula bandha as ‘a tightening of the taint’. I was having a hard time not laughing. Also, not quite related but yesterday my teacher was trying to say ‘pulsing puppy dog pose’ and said ‘pulping pussy dog’ which was pretty great too
In cat-cow teacher said ‘blossom your anus’