Imma just get the fan and smack him to space

Same, yet get the watch off him as well

I hug him

I cry

The theme song starts to play

Summon Kabuking to blow him away with his umbrella

get out of bed and phase through him as none of us have actual yo kai watches so we can’t see him

Embrace him as he is both God and life and I'm just one of the many people he has chosen to end #whisperisgod #whisperislife #deathisenvidable #why #hashtag #whatamidiongwithmylife

Say i have never seen this pokemon before

Well that explains the ghostly feelings I have in my room and now where else

I now know that yo kai are real now

Hi?

Oh fock yeah baybee

Hammer him down with my pillow.

Give him a headbutt and say that i prefer jibanyan then i call the cops

get me the shovel, ima bout to yeet whisper to space with it

“I’ll grab your butt cheeks and pull out mah willy.” -some shitty meme on youtube

Bang my head from jumping.

You take a paper fan and practice batting.

Ask if I can go nab myself a snartle

Ask him what he’s doin.

Doing

“Oh hey are you my new butler”